Once upon a time in a land far away since the beginning of time the mighty Deku Tree served as the guardian spirit of the Kokiri, the children of the forest. Each Kokiri gets a fairy from the tree. Except for a boy named Link. As his emissaries they protect the pure hearted. Except Link. But fate chose one to break the rules of the past. Oh, a tasty nut! Wait a second! There’s a bottle! I don’t fall for this! (Damnit!) Once again saved by my sublime intelligence! Navi! Navi, where are you? Right in front of you, Great Deku Tree. Oh! I can’t see with these bushy eyebrows. There you are! That’s better. And now fly, Navi! Fly! The fate of whole Hyrule lies in the hands of this boy! Hnng! My dangly bits! Holy great fairy! Link? Link? Liiink?! Ah! What the…?! My house! The mortgage! (Hey Link, I heard the Deku Tree called for you and…) I’m sooo sorry! I came here to accompany you on your journey to- Hold up! You’re my fairy? Err … yes? Cool! After all this time! Hey man, you won’t believe this! Hey! I’ve got a fairy now! ‘kay Look! I finally got a fairy myself! Perfect! You can target me with her. As if! Hello shopkeeper, I- oh… Hey boulder! When you come back here, I’ll- Deku Tree, I got a fairy now! And for unknown reasons also found a sword and a shield. Very good. Then you can slay the monster inside of me. Sure! By the way that’s a neat double moustache. Thanks. I have a feeling that this wasn’t the last mouth we are going to enter. Ahhh! I’m on fire! I suggest we leave the village as fast as possible. Uh huh. Do you really want to leave? Oh cool, an ocarina!