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Tonight Show Polls: What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?

February 16, 2020


-The first poll asked, “What are
your plans for Valentine’s Day?” 35% said, “I’m in
a new relationship, so we’re
going dancing.” 35% said, “I’m single,
so I’ll be sitting at home in my underwear,
eating cereal for dinner.” 30% said, “I’ve been married
for 25 years, so she’ll be in the bedroom,
and I’ll be in the kitchen, in my underwear,
eating cereal for dinner.” [ Cheers and applause ] -Romantic. -This poll asked,
“What’s the hardest part about Valentine’s Day?” 55% said,
“Choosing the perfect gift.” 44% said,
“Being single.” And Pete the Bachelor said,
“Getting a reservation for 30.” [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] This next one asked, “How would
you describe you love life?” 31% said, “Amazing.” 42% said,
“Above average.” 27% said,
“A total Iowa caucus.” [ Laughter, applause ] This next poll asked, “What do
you spend your money on?” 64% said,
“Fancy dinners.” 35% said,
“Gifts for my family.” Michael Bloomberg said,
“Your vote.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] This next one asked, “What are
you watching on Netflix?” 7% said, “Critically acclaimed
TV shows.” 12% said, “Award-winning
documentaries.” 21% said, “Binge-worthy dramas
with a strong female lead.” 60% said, “The menu screen
until I fall asleep.” [ Cheers and applause ] The last poll asked,
“How are you keeping healthy this flu season?” 34% said, “Always using
hand sanitizer.” 15% said,
“Working from home on Fridays.” 51% said, “Only drinking
citrus-flavored White Claw.” There you go.
That’s all we have for “Tonight Show Polls.”

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14 Comments

  • Reply kaand bazz February 15, 2020 at 9:41 am

    😂😂

  • Reply Guunky February 15, 2020 at 9:43 am

    penis

  • Reply CT’s videos February 15, 2020 at 9:45 am

    I’m second and early

  • Reply Otabek Inomjonov February 15, 2020 at 9:46 am

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Shreenivasan February 15, 2020 at 9:46 am

    First

  • Reply Marius Thefaker February 15, 2020 at 9:48 am

    Q. What's the hardest part about Valentine's Day?"
    A. 🍆

  • Reply Rich Hard February 15, 2020 at 10:06 am

    1:14 lol some people laughed at "strong female lead" when that wasn't the punchline

  • Reply jerlands February 15, 2020 at 10:55 am

    i'm gonna buy some roses….

  • Reply yo yo bigs February 15, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    I'm number 8 comment 😊

  • Reply Ashley Cheng February 15, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    10th comment

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  • Reply Mariana February 15, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    I have to say this. You know what I hate? When you see any other show host's video and some A-holes decide to compare them with Jimmy in a bad way even if he isn't mentioned in said video, like a trend. Sure you're allowed to prefer other hosts, there are many amazing of them. But seeing so many mean comments, even bullying, about a guy who just wants to have fun and make people feel happy is so stupid and sad, you know? I know I'm not the only one who thinks this.

  • Reply C L February 15, 2020 at 10:36 pm

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  • Reply Shawn&Inna Barrett February 16, 2020 at 3:32 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HVRRzhIov4

    so Yekaterinburg Tyumen 

    Rerih? they say beautiful land?

    why only portion of Russia European portion is valuable? 

    that is what populating Russia to start with if we recognize tough conditions in those places why not try to help them economically ore i was bathing documentaries they struggle there some say there were finding metal from satellites in the forest now they do not so they running out of nesssasry materials people living there now they want to what about chukcha?

    etc do we look at this people like they vymiraut?

    is same situation president putin said early jews were to be send to africa 

    i mean idea is to relocate at all forcefully. because it has to do with any war and how the syrians are being driven from their land or palestine because even chuck could be feeling they driven from their land tac a person out of their routine is horrible sometimes even in "better" economic situation. those people up north they say they can fish cause commercial ships taking too much fish etc. i mean we need to look not at majority only but lifestyle and respect what people already doing and helping a bit

    so for example the person who lives up north not chuckcha if he wee to relocate he would not want that. it is pulling people out the creates horrible situation. but we talking about nazi taking over is not about where they would send russians they would not send Russian to siberia they would build camps there is not that they would move the border and let country be in Siberia ? sounds like what rerih was dreaming about?

    actually patrick was very upset when they relocated irush scottish to canada to nova scotia from england they also did relocation sometimes because of over population that happens

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    protect each other i LA every community

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    he wants to be armenian

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB1TQfy5ZIc

    a q u o t e  R

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karakum_Desert

    she said Turmenistan?

    she is from desert

    there wasn’t armenia

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    why not eat fresh food develop c h ew ??

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    high sea food sea weed 

    not carbs

     

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    few mi n u t es 

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdNrRqt9Zv4

    few min INN

    head lines

    why we ask these guys 

    they decide?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS-mL9Yxs-o

    spoil them

    few min INN

    they do not ask about war priests bless and instigate war

    they argue between each other and take insults kind of like causemonauts

    Cause mo Now t s

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_dlGgGFhO4

    late night stoners from dor mi tory

    s to u n ers

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    who is  tory 

    of ME?

    England

    corrupt England

    o k s t ales 

    ox tales

    sos

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    so AU st r alias gA y shawl have said something

    SAM suing?

    sea peopel too quick witted?

    because they can say later but they happy the moment 

    why they aired it wasn’t live TV

    they should not have aired they could have talked about it 

    see what i mean so when countries get in the type of arguments and we need to know live 

    then it becomes like egging on countries into wars

    it is not about quick witt

    see the problem 

    can talk later etc 

    not show macho on display or it is survival like animal

    a re u not entr tained?

    see the purpose 

    bread &  show 

    crowd want h l e ba and z relish 

    enter timed?

    enter tamed?

    see tA

    Jeff could have also said interesting in america we do thsi and that etc

    so self reflection instead of saying i am better quick witted that te other guy 

    in US quick witted win

    I am not quick witted actually normally in situations like this i always loose

    loze

    and loze temper

    peopel and even Shnaw he always lose he get real upset actually and then suffer

    is that worse to do it for peopel liek this to cause others suicided cause literally it is innocent enough

    same as straight man get raped scarred for life for some peopel is ok for others not

    in Us a guy get raped may laugh it off in some cultured they commit suicide 

    some peopel respond to cyber bullying in ways they suicide some peoel do not care look at president Trump what stacks from pressed and senate had not been yet and still standing 

    amazing?

    even amazon managed to attack me cherry on the cake?

    is opposite land evil also standing pedophiles with straight face

    winners vs whiners giant jack rabbi t 

    p I n k 

    wear electronic fur

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu9SZpw_K48

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqqJI86mrtU

    what is wrong with electronic fur

    meow jeff

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wkSPKfzp84

    what their to be proud of 

    period

    only in Jail 

    women need hi gene in jail unlike man and pregnant in jail horrible

    or give birth in country to get citizenship

    UN fortunates

    Na y ts

    is like being a robot and calculate reaction 

    to win 

    what makes better tv in teh moment not analyze what led to this embarrass person 

    is that build in bullying 

    so they say that is sensitive watch Aut

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wkSPKfzp84

    what about son of a co b e t Э l?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEWWeLB1Yrc

    If you be able to work with teh city to  help develop guidelines based on the many eviction cases actually since you know law

    kids with more that 21 years old with developmental disability also a family that can reside but some of them violence and they can fall and die

    Amateo has asperber  or some kind of developmental problem plus he has seizures and 

    his parents do not want him, but how peopel with seizures can drive for example or live independently 

    that one time we could not make Amateo wake u when he parked and blocked a guest car he was sleeping for 4 hours

    until Rosie came to wake him up and he moved the car then

    Rosie also blocking driveway with teal old Merecdes that doe snot drive if city offered a way for junky cars to be collected as well as installing solar there be so much fewer landlord and tenant disputes

    Rosie rented me parking but when her family was visiting she was requesting i had to move my car for her family to block my car and it was creating disrutbabces she was always contacting me to do it now. 

    It was pretty horrible.  When she broke into back yard it was her who installed the lock on back yard and then she lost key. She did not give me key to back yard. She then demanded key from me to back yard which she di not give me and then basically i had not realized she was going to brake into back yard and go there without key when I had my laundry drying. I do not know what she told me but police told me that I can reopen the case on Rosie for breaking the lock and going into back yard without working nd destroying my laundry with dust when i was not there. and all the harassment and hysterics. 

    I cant imagine like a person with the type of problems as her grandson and if she caused problems for him because she was left to baby sit. I need someone  mediate with her and it woudl also help a lot to define with her what i can and what repairs and inspections i am ok to order. The pest control was paid to come here regularly she told them to not come here canceled service when the rep was here. There is lot of harassment I woudl drop any claims if she allowed me to stay and continue to pay rent maybe you can tell her I have valid claims an that ell tp settle matters.

    The most significant is proably Solar because even is doors remain to have wholes is solar energy not NG or Oil that s burned even for solar efficient use it woudl help the doors do not have giant holes. Insects all get in 

    various kind even a gekko once got in.

    Rosie has violent personality and she one time chase gekko with shovel trying to kill it in my back yard.

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