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January 15, 2020

Hey, I’m Noah and this is the first time I ever went to Disney World Alright, so the first time that I ever went to Disney World Orlando was with my family I think we’re there for like four days. I want to say the second day. We went to the Animal Kingdom. It’s awesome You see animatronics. You see real things. It’s really really cool. The only downside was that it’s, Florida So it was both really really hot. And also rain I’ve never actually sweat in the rain until that day So I had to go pee and I didn’t want to go alone I was probably 11 and I was like, hey my oldest brother Matthew come with me So we go to find the nearest bathroom and it’s probably the beginning of the day maybe like 11 o’clock 11:30 I go to the bathroom and I walk in to pee and I didn’t realize that the person to my left in the next stall Was having the worst day of their life I start to pee and I find it’s very hard for young me to not laugh at this dudes butt making like spittle sounds it’s like a Like like it it goes high but then like you hear it’s air and then you hear the entire process happened, but it’s okay so I’m like trying to hold my giggles cuz I’m like obviously it’s rude to laugh at someone random having a horrible day at the Happiest place on earth anyway, so he flushes the toilet next to me and I hear oh, it sounds like a really big flush But I think you know, it’s just a public toilet. Those normally are loud I’m done peeing and I turn around to exit my stall and I realized that in my stall before the door is the drain for The bathroom and normally in America our stalls don’t go all the way to the ground They have a little bit Open that you can see so you can see people’s feet and if water were to flow from somewhere It would all flow in the bathroom towards this one drain that’s in front of my exit out of this bathroom stall So as I go to exit this bathroom stall I noticed that there’s a river floating into the drain. I’m like, oh that’s strange I didn’t notice water before and I look down and in this river I’m seeing little chunks just little loading Of diarrhea legitimately like floating on the surface of the water It’s disgusting and at this point I’m like, oh my gosh Matthew. Do you see this? What is happening? There’s a poop river Ahh I go to open the door to hop over this river And when I open the door over the river, I see an actual turd floating like it gets stuck up the drain Which I’m like this is the grossest thing I’ve ever seen I hop over it and I look at my brother and he’s now crying and and I’m like like do you see him? He’s like no no no, no No, you don’t really like the dude was right there as I’m laughing and talking about this dude’s horrible day He’s standing on the other side trying to clean himself up because his toilet exploded in his face Not only did this man have intense diarrhea at the happiest place on earth But it then exploded the toilet spat it back at him. I thought it was just a loud like toilet. No it Exploded and my brother said he was literally covered from head to sock in s**t water so then later that day we’re walking around and all said my brother Tass bean he goes that to him and it was a 45 year old white man with a moustache slightly balding like he had a family or and they were totally the most stereotypical tourists sunscreen on like a cap He had the kids with both of matching Sunglasses like a little bit of white on the nose like cargo shorts with white New Balance shoes And I noticed he did not have his socks on He took his socks off He used it to clean himself up Yes, and they were also logged with poop water he took him off he had to spend it was like 11:30 You’re not you spent a lot of money to come to Orlando You know, it’s you and your family for the rest of the day as you are covered in your own diarrhea That’s a bad day. I guess but that’s like $900

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  • Reply Smosh Pit June 6, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Ok, Noah had a pretty crappy Disney World trip, but can you top it? Reply with your worst vacation story!

  • Reply Isaac Manson April 8, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    I feel sorry for that guy

  • Reply BE4ST_ Pl4YZZ April 8, 2019 at 11:35 pm


  • Reply Uncle Rick April 9, 2019 at 11:16 am


  • Reply Alina Hernandez April 10, 2019 at 1:36 am

    I went there to

  • Reply Matthew Male April 11, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Omg my name is Matthew…

  • Reply Cabbi's World April 13, 2019 at 3:05 pm


  • Reply Detective Incognito April 16, 2019 at 6:46 am

    I see this fake

  • Reply Francis April 16, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    @andreiterbea made this

  • Reply channel gaming April 16, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Did Andrei taberei animate this

  • Reply TatoTimez April 16, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Lol I’m going there tomorrow…

  • Reply Mick Ambrusfy April 17, 2019 at 4:27 am

    I guess he is a

    Gross man

  • Reply I April 20, 2019 at 5:26 am

    Good job Andrei

  • Reply Nothing Here April 21, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Is your animator andrei tarbea?

  • Reply amira jabri April 22, 2019 at 6:52 am


  • Reply rjanysek April 22, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    The happiest place on earth to me is my house

  • Reply SHADOW HYPE April 22, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    yo did Andrei animate this I can tell plus he committed

  • Reply Moose Man April 29, 2019 at 9:38 pm


  • Reply Carissa N April 30, 2019 at 1:09 am

    Man covered in poo doesn't buy anything from Disney but I get soaked on a ride & change my pants as soon as I could.

  • Reply Paul Gosling May 2, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Ive been to DISNEY LAND!!!!!

  • Reply Harper Henderson May 6, 2019 at 7:45 am


  • Reply GachaTheory May 7, 2019 at 1:42 am

    the happiest place on earth is Disney land. Disney World is the most Magical place in the world

  • Reply Nintendosmlfanjeffy64 Jeffy jeffy May 10, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Me:Wow a shit river!
    My mind:🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 😤😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Liam Savoir May 12, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    Oh crap

  • Reply P E W D I E P I E 2 May 13, 2019 at 6:22 am

    Yeah well my phone was destroyed so…..yeah

  • Reply OofBoi11 May 15, 2019 at 3:02 am

    Damn there is about 1m views and 118 dislikes!

  • Reply Roberth 143 May 18, 2019 at 8:46 am

    I was hidfing under a blanket infront of my brother and another dude and had high volume when this happend 0:56

  • Reply Nehama W May 24, 2019 at 6:12 am

    Omg this is hilarious and gross!

  • Reply I battlingbloom80 I May 28, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    I’m going Disneyland Paris Paris on the 21st July 2019

  • Reply jack dumbo May 29, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    I used to live in Florida

  • Reply Stef Castagna May 30, 2019 at 10:49 am

    Omg. That’s so funny 🤣😂

  • Reply H3nry May 30, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    Andrei for the win

  • Reply Rebecca P June 2, 2019 at 6:06 am


  • Reply Amanda Mobley June 3, 2019 at 9:58 pm


  • Reply Kaleigh Salam June 8, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    why did I watch this while drinking a drink

  • Reply RonTron June 11, 2019 at 11:48 am

    As I’m watching this I’m taking a crap

  • Reply Magbyplayz June 18, 2019 at 1:02 am

    Hello I'm the 999,475th viewer lol

  • Reply gabrielle gallardo June 18, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Did u hire andrei fir animating this vid ??

  • Reply Audrey Brunner June 19, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    Matthew looks like Link 😂

  • Reply Crusty_ Bucket June 20, 2019 at 12:41 am

    I guess that's a pretty shitty day!
    Yeah, that bathroom was crappy !

  • Reply Maribel Gutierrez June 20, 2019 at 6:09 pm


  • Reply That So Rachel June 20, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    I believe that story was my dad.

  • Reply phantom stargaze June 22, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    1:35 courtney's laugh is so adorable

  • Reply Philip June 24, 2019 at 5:28 am

    Man This Place Stinks

    both ways..

  • Reply JJ Animates :3 June 26, 2019 at 4:59 am

    Disney Orlando is awesome

  • Reply the orange grape June 27, 2019 at 3:22 am

    Feels bad

  • Reply Yelina Alicea June 27, 2019 at 6:23 am

    If you go to Disney World Orlando or Universal Studios Orlando wear water shoes, bring an umbrella/raincoat, and waterproof backpacks. It rains everyday here in Orlando, Florida

  • Reply Monkey Man June 30, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    I swear I was there for four days and I was it at Orlando in the same thing happened

  • Reply Thepeternator 18 July 2, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    My poor dad

  • Reply Penny July 2, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    I live in Florida

  • Reply Ava Lutz July 4, 2019 at 2:15 am

    Ayyy published on my bday!

  • Reply Abel Mouser July 6, 2019 at 7:19 am

    One time when is was 4 I went to Texas and I when’t to a public pool an saw a man peeing in a trash can

  • Reply Chloe Rainbows July 7, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    I’m more independent than Noah was wow

  • Reply 『Woozi』 July 8, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Andrei IM A BIG FAN

  • Reply Bella 1 July 8, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    I'm in Florida for vacation

  • Reply Puppyplayer 07 July 9, 2019 at 4:35 pm


  • Reply Puppyplayer 07 July 9, 2019 at 4:38 pm


  • Reply Gachagirl0910 2028 July 10, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    I went there one time but it was like 100 degrees out and I wasn’t prepared😅

  • Reply Lizzie A July 11, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Noah is wearing a tux jacket with a tropical shirt
    Lol it's hilarious I love it

  • Reply Orlando Anguiano July 11, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    You now how its in orlando my name is orlando

  • Reply Jermyya Brown July 12, 2019 at 12:19 am

    Im there now and not having such a good time

  • Reply Alfie Pitcher July 15, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Andrei tierba

  • Reply jerryaepi July 17, 2019 at 2:22 am

    I was sweating in rain today

  • Reply Shinjite! _ July 17, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Once I went to Florida, we were on an open road. So there was a Huge storm brewing. I looked to my left, I saw something dropping from the clouds. I’m like “oh my god is that a tornado?!?”
    We turned back and then we went back to our little beach house… that had no sand or water.

  • Reply foop foop July 17, 2019 at 3:38 pm


    doodoo water

  • Reply Egg Master July 17, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    I’m in florida

  • Reply Multi Genre July 17, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    I lived in Orlando

  • Reply AKZeeO AKZeeO July 22, 2019 at 4:17 am

    oof my fav part is the poop river

  • Reply Nathan Lewis July 23, 2019 at 3:43 am

    There is a poop river in the magic kingdom liberty spuare you will know it when you see it 💩

  • Reply Amber matrix July 24, 2019 at 5:09 pm


  • Reply Linnae Takigawa July 24, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    I was eating when I watched this… that was my first mistake

  • Reply sketch ! July 24, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    I recognized the style instantly

  • Reply Ethan Ives July 29, 2019 at 6:30 am

    Why did noah’s brother look like link?

  • Reply Natalia DeLeon July 30, 2019 at 6:19 am

    ah yes, florida. my home state. sweating during rain is a natural occurrence.

  • Reply Fortifi _ August 2, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    The heat isnt the problem,Its the fact that my legs were doing

  • Reply Keagan Edge August 5, 2019 at 7:26 am

    The was a mark where that turd was

  • Reply CupOfIceTea August 13, 2019 at 3:32 am

    Cloudy of a chance of meatballs reference

  • Reply Bendy Brofit August 13, 2019 at 4:19 am

    It looked like it was animated by Andrei terbae

  • Reply AKZeeO AKZeeO August 24, 2019 at 5:20 am

    Disney word or land is not so happy now

  • Reply bruh time August 25, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    Im almost sure that was my family mostly cause he had food poisoning when we went to Disney land

  • Reply A HodgePodge of AudgePaudge August 26, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Bruh I literally have to deal with Florida weather EVERY DAY

  • Reply Anu Heinonen September 1, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    I saw from the thumblail that the artist is andrei terreba

  • Reply TLS September 2, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    We have walls

  • Reply Sam Air September 4, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Mna I want noahs jacket

  • Reply MONTENEGRO Land September 13, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    I was eating while watching this video 😣😭

  • Reply Vell Plays September 17, 2019 at 2:12 am

    0:54 why did you say that I’m eating chocolate cocoa Krispies the cereal and if you know what it does it spreads all over the milk and it turns into chocolate milk and the Krispies are like little chunks of poo XD

  • Reply Mobile games Ios September 21, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Let me guess Andrei animated you and all of ya friends

  • Reply Jordan's River September 25, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    Dude I love in florida u can sweat on the rain (very possible)

  • Reply Shayne Topp October 2, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    Lol hahahaha

  • Reply fat kid October 12, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Ew popo

    Some kid hehe he said poopoo

  • Reply Xew DiBenedetto October 13, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Ian and Noah need to hang out more. Seriously the two best boys.

  • Reply Advanced Twig October 15, 2019 at 1:45 am

    Never been

  • Reply Jack Mack Gryte October 16, 2019 at 3:02 am


  • Reply Candyキャンディー October 25, 2019 at 1:05 am


  • Reply jones family October 26, 2019 at 1:37 am

    Orlando Disney world. California
    Disney land

  • Reply Diaz Aly November 7, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    I live in Florida

  • Reply Terrell Wade December 3, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    Disneyland and Disney World cost too much money for them to have faulty plumbing. I would've sued.

  • Reply Tony McHugh December 13, 2019 at 1:03 am

    That is disssssssscting

  • Reply lim jun ze December 13, 2019 at 9:43 am

    Old man . Fart

  • Reply Milo The big head January 13, 2020 at 10:55 pm

    He probably ate to much Taco Bell

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