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The Time Zack Morris Was An Egomaniacal Rock Star

March 13, 2020


♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (bell ring) – [Narractor] The Forum is packed. Casey Kasem interviews
Zack Morris backstage about rock-stardom. Zack’s trilled to be skipping school with a never ending supply of young
women to take advantage of. The rest of the gang’s in the band too. – [Group] Friends forever! – [Narrator] Yeah, we’ll see. Now back to where it all
started for some reason. ♪ Yes we knew ♪ – [Narrator] That’s enough of that. The band sounds fine despite Zack. And Casey Kasem’s in the garage too. Sure why not. Brian Fate, a record
producer who certainly exists was jogging by and heard their song. He wants to sign them. Brian’s other team band
recently broke up as show business destroyed
their friendship and lives. Zack sees no issue trusting
the sweaty garage invader. ♪ Always ♪ – [Narrator] No thanks. The rest of the band carries Zack who brings nothing to the
table except an unwavering commitment to be sub-average. When they get studio time
any group would kill for, Zack’s distracted by
the first lady he sees. The band’s name, Zack Attack. Because Zack is an egomaniac
who is also bad at band names. Their publicist Mindy says
they sold five million copies of their horse balls melody. But are they still friends? – We’re friends first and nothing could ever come between us. – [Narrator] Yeah, we’ll see. Zack hits on Mindy in front of
everyone while she’s at work. Michael Jorkson and Madunna
awards Zack Attack some award. Everyone makes heartfelt speeches, thanking friends and family. Zack uses this moment to
creep on Mindy and thank … – Everyone, for listening to my music. I mean our music. – [Narrator] Smooth. Lisa design new costumes for the group. Mindy got a real designer
to handle wardrobe. Zack bails on his childhood friend for a woman he met at breakfast. Mindy tells Zack he’s a star who won’t need those losers soon. Zack wonders how soon. Zack distributes a song
he co-wrote with Mindy. The band’s confused. Mindy isn’t a member or a writer. Kelly, Slater, and Screech wrote a song, maybe let’s try that? Mindy farts about it. They do their song. It has potential. Zack scoffs with Mindy then tells them to get with the program. Despite being disrespected the
band does their best efforts to polish the musical loose
turd they’ve been handed. As the press reports on a growing divide Zack furiously demands to
know whose been using their first amendment rights to tell the truth. Then has the audacity to
say this to the saints who tolerate his daily
mission to waste oxygen. – She is the best thing
that ever happened to me. – [Narrator] Brian urges them to pause and go play their biggest
concert ever in five minutes. But Zack keeps picking at
this open wound he caused then shamelessly asked for validation that he’s a good person. – You’ve changed Zack. – She’s right. – [Narrator] She’s wrong. He’s always been a dick-icle. Zack reflects on his trusted friends presenting a harsh reality
for like one second then abandons them at show time and says they’ll fail without him. Mindy does make Zack a star. A cartoon dancing monkey dofus of a star. – You couldn’t even hear a word I say. – [Narrator] Sounds like an improvement. Zack hears Slater, now a race
car driver was hospitalized. Zack suddenly decides he’s
ready to be a friend again and if it means he could quit another job. Zack marches into
Slater’s hospital room in sunglasses, a sequin blazer,
and zero shirt to say he’s no longer a man
who makes bad choices. Zack phones in an apology nobody buys, leaving Screech to rebuild
his burned bridges. There’s a shameless
money grab reunion tour. The final page of Zack’s
scumbag musician playbook. The concert is fine. Or it would be if it ever happened. The whole thing was just a dream in Zack’s bland blonde brain. So even in his wildest fantasies, he’s a miserable failure
who ruins the lives of those closest to him. Let’s review. Zack Morris put his friendship
in the hands of a man who said he destroys friendship. Then named their band after
a STD you get on spring break and sexually harassed his
publicist into a relationship and took all the credit for their success before turning his back
on his closest allies for a pair of butt cheeks. After he couldn’t bully them into silence, Zack deserted his friends
when they needed him the most and couldn’t stick the landing on his embarrassing solo career and couldn’t even take
the time to put a shirt on for his apology after his decision making put Slater in the hospital. Plus he made us sit through
a fucking dream episode? Unforgivable. Zack Morris is trash. ♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (bell ring)

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100 Comments

  • Reply themizunderstoodtruth March 13, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    I missed hearing your voice trashing Zack!!

  • Reply BThreatTV March 13, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    2020: CORONAVIRUS HAS CANCELLED EVERYTHING

    Funny or die: Zach Morris will like a word with you!!!

  • Reply Edward Hosmer March 13, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    Micheal Jorkson and Madoona!! Holy shit I laughed so hard at that

  • Reply Zachary Czech March 13, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Trash is back! Thanks Dashiell!

  • Reply givememore4free March 13, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Ice Ice Baby

  • Reply Mesousa Gaby March 13, 2020 at 5:08 pm

    2:42 Why was Kelly dressed as a nun? What is Screech wearing? Why is Lisa an American Gladiator?

    EXPLAIN.

  • Reply Tre B March 13, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    I'll bet Zack Morris was Patient Zero.

  • Reply Harry Gusto March 13, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Finally back!!

  • Reply Jerimy’s Pop Culture Tops March 13, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    Oh this is still a thing

  • Reply Skolney March 13, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Zack Morris created COVID-19 just to get out of a tough science quiz and things got WAY out of control.

  • Reply Old Man Duff March 13, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    I heard Zack Morris created Coronavirus in a lab and blamed it on the Chinese.

  • Reply VideoGamerGuy95 March 13, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    I just realized something. Nobody killed themself in this episode.

  • Reply Geebsy March 13, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Glad to know that in these uncertain times, we can all still gather online in united disgust for this trash known as Zack Morris!

  • Reply RaIdErNaTiOn 74 March 13, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    I think I have a new favorite name to call ppl "dickcicle"

  • Reply T March 13, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Friday the 13th starting off great lol 😊

  • Reply T March 13, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Zack Morris is trash even in his own dream lol 😂😂😂

  • Reply Actionfan19 March 13, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Can't wait for you to cover how much he sucks in collage.

  • Reply My temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalynn Carter March 13, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    I want this narratater for my life over morgan Freeman

  • Reply Random Scottish Bloke March 13, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    So that's where "Jedward" got their inspiration.
    Fuck Zack Morris.

  • Reply DeathnoteBB March 13, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    It hath returned unto us!

  • Reply Hackert Props March 13, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    So glad this is back

  • Reply Patrick Mike March 13, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Mindy probably actively woke Zack from the dream to kill herself

  • Reply andyoli75 March 13, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    So he had a dream, that he was an insufferable twat and realized that he was. Then he apologized. Maybe knowing that he is trash means that Zach Morris isn't trash?
    Nah. That's not it.

  • Reply Fandom Queen JK March 13, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Now there's apparently a reboot coming up on the show…this channel is the reason ;P

  • Reply Tommy Blair March 13, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Finally it's back!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply mark boylan March 13, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Dicksickle 😂

  • Reply Joy Mechell March 13, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    Zach Morrison is the corona virus of sitcoms 😂👏🏽

  • Reply Melissa Cross March 13, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    Freak yeah I was waiting for this episode!

  • Reply Ayava Kyavata March 13, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    I'm 45 and legit have not heard "dicksickle" in several years, thanks dude, I appreciate your colourful-ness.

  • Reply Tome Hoppus March 13, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    This was my favorite episode of SBTB growing up haha

  • Reply TreTre McBongrips March 13, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Even in his own dreams he's trash.

  • Reply c141bee March 13, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    00:39 Zach is wearing the Johnny Dakota jacket…he never sold it for charity… Zach Morris is Trash

  • Reply Phillip James Clearman March 13, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    At 2:29 Congratulations your Zach Morris has evolved into Vanilla Ice's Bitch

  • Reply Sasquads March 13, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    Oh how I miss these Zacky Trashy YouTube episodes

  • Reply Mark8675332 March 13, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    So happy these are back, these and A Very Special Episodes are pure gold

  • Reply Lenny Wright March 13, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Take the ego of Axl Rose, the style of Winger and you got Trash Attack… I mean Zach Attack.

  • Reply REICHS FÜHRER March 13, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    A dicksicle? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Mister201 March 13, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    Couldnt even dream about jesse either where was jesse?? lol

  • Reply Hodon Yassin March 13, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Zack Morris is TRASH!!!!

  • Reply Cat Charlie March 13, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Boom! Zack roasted…again! Solid, brash commentary never fails! LOL Welcome back, Dash!

  • Reply JustToComment March 13, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    No sound for me

  • Reply Maoist98 March 13, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Oh shit, new episode

  • Reply TMWSITY March 13, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    "You don't need them, baby."

  • Reply Rudster14 March 13, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    Why is she a nun

  • Reply A Grand canyon of no fucks to give March 13, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    "Plus he made us sleep thru a fucking dream episode!" — best line of the video

  • Reply Mike O'Neill March 13, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Damn you're good!!

  • Reply Miss March 13, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    The face he makes to the camera when he sees a girl he likes though 😂😂😂

  • Reply Barry Foster March 13, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Yes zack Morris is trash is back needed now more than ever

  • Reply Nick Dailey March 13, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Dude looks like Bieber with that hair style

  • Reply jacksonfan4life123 March 13, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    WE’RE BACK!!!

  • Reply Wendingo84 March 13, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    Well at least nobody fucking killed themselves!🤷🏿‍♂️

  • Reply Standard Straight Kicker March 13, 2020 at 6:16 pm

    This made me happier than I’d like to admit. These are trying times.

  • Reply Danille Robertson March 13, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Hecks yeah!!! I missed this so much!!!!

  • Reply MeganKoumori March 13, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    The world might be ending, but at least "Zach Morris is Trash" is back.

  • Reply StuUngar March 13, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    One more season before the world ends in a zombie corona apocalypse

  • Reply Ebony White March 13, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Raiden Storm March 13, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    Thank you we missed you

  • Reply Thomas Jennings March 13, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    It’s been so long….

  • Reply Andrea L March 13, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    A new episode of Zack Morris is trash episode! Best day

  • Reply Jagerbomber69er March 13, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    "Then named their band after a STD you get on spring break" 😂

  • Reply edubba83 March 13, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    I thought this was a joke at first. Congrats Dashiell on your NBC recruitment and endorsement from Mark Paul himself

  • Reply Zachary Watson March 13, 2020 at 6:28 pm

    It's been 3000 years

  • Reply TROY LAST March 13, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    ABOUT TIME 👍😉

  • Reply Sam Wlodawski March 13, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    It’s about time. He is trash.

  • Reply verbalassault87 March 13, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Good to see ya back in action nigga but who fucking kills them self !!!!

  • Reply Bucky Henrí March 13, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    Where’s Jesse?

  • Reply Tiffany Pruitt March 13, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    Welcome back!

  • Reply Spiderific! March 13, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    Lol I totally forgot about this episode until now. Zack with his Vanilla Ice getup😆😂

  • Reply Serena Koehler March 13, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    The fact that his name is spelled ZacK shows how obnoxious he is

  • Reply misskia22 March 13, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Whahhhh!!!?? I NEVER saw this episode! Hth did I miss this one!!! 😨

    How dare he make us sit through a dream episode!!! THE AUDACITY 😤

  • Reply Mark H. March 13, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    I've had a crappy week and this really made me feel better. At least for a bit. Thanks!

  • Reply Luis Ramón López Meléndez March 13, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Zach Morris is the original Peter Griffin

  • Reply nirvana19931 March 13, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
    The Zack attack is back jack

  • Reply rockisheaven March 13, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    I really needed this today.

  • Reply Bejamin Parker March 13, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    dicksickle is my new insult

  • Reply Winston Smith in Oceania March 13, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    Zach Morris is … Justin Bieber?

  • Reply Nick S March 13, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    under pressure starts playing

  • Reply RisingUnderdog March 13, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    "Named his band after an STD you get on spring break" 😂😂😂

  • Reply unknownmulatto March 13, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    So what is the final payoff to this whole series?

  • Reply Tim O'Brien March 13, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    SBTB was my one of my guilty pleasure. And love ZMIT !! Hope there is more !!

  • Reply Rocky March 13, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    "She's wrong. He's always been a dicksicle." 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Cooper Minion March 13, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Finally! A new episode of Zach Morris Is Trash!

  • Reply David Murillo March 13, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    What a way to start my Firday the 13th.

  • Reply Victoria 46 March 13, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    2:30 Zack Morris not only looks like Morrissey, but has the personality as well. 👌🏻

  • Reply Chad Kase March 13, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    Zach looks like he'd teabag dead animals

  • Reply PurnceNMe March 13, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    How is he seducing these adult women into statutory rape? This isn’t the first time he’s dated a clearly older woman.

  • Reply Sexy cave Troll March 13, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Not sure what I'm missing. This doesn't seem too funny. Just someone twisting everything to make low tier jokes.

  • Reply Mathieu Duval March 13, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Zack Morris is an angel compared to that freaking moron who ate a bat taco and created the coron…………. the person that said 1 man cant change the world…..is dead wrong!!!!

  • Reply Sm-Art Smears March 13, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    Hey this doesnt have a season number attached

  • Reply sakokeri March 13, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Watching this while on the toilet 😂
    Realizing I have no toilet paper 😢

  • Reply cody silva March 13, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    God damn this show was ridiculous. I never looked at how dumb this really is.

  • Reply JASON COOPER March 13, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    "ZACH MARCHES IN SLATER'S HOSPITAL ROOM IN SUNGLASSES, A SEQUINED BLAZER AND 0 SHIRT…… TO SAY HE'S NO LONGER A MAN WHO MAKES BAD CHOICES" 😭😭😭😭💀

  • Reply 83aber1 March 13, 2020 at 7:09 pm

    Zack is worse than Thanos.

  • Reply Ali Ahmed March 13, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    “That’s enough of that…” hahhahhha

  • Reply Dave Gordon March 13, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Michael Jerkson and Maderra? Haha pathetic

  • Reply The Nobody on Youtube March 13, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    where's Jessie in this ep?

  • Reply Tickety Blue March 13, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Yes! The return! I’ve waited for ZMT.

  • Reply DJ Halladay March 13, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    Where was Freddy Krueger to take out the trash during this dream sequence? :/a

  • Reply Phil Obbard March 13, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    I have missed these SO MUCH.

  • Reply DXKramer March 13, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    On the upside, nobody fucking killed themselves.

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