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The Time Zack Morris Orchestrated A Car Accident That Almost Killed His Girlfriend

December 1, 2019


– Zack is feeling great. Drivers’ Ed starts today,
which is the first step in his plan to drive girls far away, park, and demand a hand job for a ride home. Zack begins his campaign
for parked car hostage sex by giving Kelly a ring. She says they just started dating and she’s not ready to be his girlfriend. Zack has no respect for
her well-defined boundaries and says, “Relax. “It’s a friendship ring.” Kelly asks if there’s anything
she can do for her friend. Zack suggests sexual favors. Mr. Tuttle says a car is a responsibility and a privilege, two concepts
Zack has no time for. Mr. Tuttle pop quizzes on the
correct driving hand position. Zack says, “One hand
on the wheel, the other “groping your passenger.” Slater answers correctly. “Hands at 10 and two, so you
have control of your car.” Zack makes fun of his
ability to drive safely without assaulting anyone. Kelly says Zack needs to
take Drivers’ Ed seriously. He ignores her and displays
the cheap ring he bought so every guy can see he owns her. Zack wants to know why
his friends are sad, mistaking homework for depression. They say they don’t have money for cars. Zack says he’ll be
driving his dad’s Porsche when he turns 16, a very sad thing to lie about. Slater says he just bought a car. Zack says if he didn’t buy that ring, he could have bought a car. Another bummer of a lie. Slater shows the gang his car and says, “It needs a little work.” Zack jumps for joy because
work and misfortune are synonymous to him, then says, “Even the doctors who
worked on Michael Jackson” “couldn’t fix this car,” a bad joke that makes no sense for a variety of reasons. The gang minus Zack chips
in, and the car looks great. Zack, who sees the world like an infant, says he won’t be 16 for
months, so who cares because nobody can drive until then. Slater says he turns 16 next week. Zack decides to be the
only teenager in history to actively prevent a friend with a car from getting their license. Zack says he’s ready to
take class seriously, unlike some people, *cough* *cough* Slater. Tuttle says Slater’s his best student, and Zack says, “That’s the thing.” “He’s so good he’s been telling people” “he should teach the class.” Now Zack has a paranoid teacher squashing a student’s passion to
learn, with the goal of depriving his friends and himself of happiness. Mr. Tuttle gives Slater a
challenge and he nails it, and Zack envisions a nightmare
well Kelly and Slater are happily dating, but
they’re still discussing Zack because this child can’t picture a reality where he’s not the center of attention and six feet away at all times. Zack offers Slater 20
bucks for a private lesson, then tells Screech to
impersonate Mr. Tuttle and request Belding get the keys he left in the Drivers’ Ed car, after Screech stalls for exactly five minutes. Zack goes to steal a car,
and leaves his friend alone on a bathroom floor to
commit countdown timer identity theft. Zack spastically pulls
the stolen car around. Slater says they could get in big trouble driving in the halls. Zack says his $20
deserves a hallway lesson, and he could learn better
if Slater was driving and he was outside the car entirely, the best way to learn how to drive a car. Kelly’s on her way to practice. Slater graciously offers a ride. Zack commands his woman to get back. Zack, fearful Kelly will
get caught in this hot ride, thereby delaying his parked car tugger, screams at the top of his lungs. Slater, distracted by
Zack’s shrill outburst, crashes the car into lockers. Zack ignores Kelly’s head
wound and berates Slater, then, hearing Belding coming
on cue, flees the scene of the accident he orchestrated. Mr. Belding announces,
“Whoever’s responsible” “has until tomorrow to fess up.” Kelly blames herself
because she accepted a ride knowing Zack’s a jealous bitch, and Zack got jealous like a bitch, then cried like a bitch, and that’s why they crashed. Zack is ready to apologize, but Kelly, who just suffered head trauma,
says it wasn’t his fault. That’s all Zack needs to hear
to feel he’s off the hook. Zack tells Slater he’s fully to blame because he was driving. Zack says if he was at fault, he’d be man enough to turn himself in, because the saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves. Slater wonders how
Belding was right there. Screech blabs he was on the phone because Zack was keeping him on the phone after planting info that
the Drivers’ Ed keys were left unattended. They decide to teach Zack
a lesson before he attempts more vehicular manslaughter. Zack wants to know where his woman is. They say Kelly went home
because her head hurt. Zack, not a doctor, says she’s fine. Kelly pretends like she
doesn’t remember Zack and finally gets to
remove that tacky ring. But when Kelly says she remembers
Slater is her boyfriend, that’s too far, and Zack confesses, unwilling to give up a brain-damaged human he understands to be his property. Mr. Belding comes to
class for a confession. Zack says it’s fine
because Belding will say if nobody confessed, he’s disappointed but can’t get anyone in trouble. Only that doesn’t happen because that’s not how trouble works. Belding says everyone is now flunking, and they’ll have to repeat
Drivers’ Ed next year. Kelly, angel that she is, says it isn’t fair for everyone to suffer,
and she’ll take the heat. Slater, a gentleman, says he drove the car, so he’ll take the wrap. And with Belding almost out the door, Zack says it was his
fault, and he set Slater up to get caught in the stolen car, but only comes clean
because it was his last shot of maybe, eventually, securing that parked car handy. Let’s review. Zack Morris used jewelry
to pressure a girl into a relationship she didn’t want, ignored vital lessons
about driving safely, and when the first person
in his group of friends was about to get their license, planted seeds of mistrust with his instructor,
then used pay-offs, lies, and identity theft to
manipulate him into driving stolen school property with
the intent to get him busted, then distracted him while he
was operating a moving vehicle, causing an accident that
resulted in a head injury, and only confessed after
his wounded girlfriend pretended to have the kind of brain damage that would negate their spurious union, then let two victims take
the blame for their accident he caused and only accepted
defeat as a last-ditch effort to get the theoretical car
sex he felt entitled to. Zack Morris is trash.

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100 Comments

  • Reply Funny Or Die April 13, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    Don't miss last week's episode where Zack forced a teacher's strike just so he could go skiing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQO1YKJ0UKI

  • Reply akiko Isobel June 11, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    He's a young Dennis from it's always sunny.

  • Reply Angel June 12, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Wow, I never noticed it as a kid. Being really poor, I wanted so much to have Zachs life. Turns out, that character was a real scum bag

  • Reply Jizz Mack June 13, 2019 at 1:25 am

    Huh, no one probably killed them selves this episode

  • Reply Thomas Boner June 13, 2019 at 7:28 am

    Zack is such a piece of shit.

  • Reply Andrew June 13, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Are you going to do the wedding episode?

  • Reply Sue V June 13, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    Kelly is so beautiful 😍! No wonder Zach liked her!

  • Reply PassioN * June 14, 2019 at 1:52 am

    Do the one where Kelly dumped Zach for the college guy who managed The Max for a few episodes, lol

  • Reply John Ry June 15, 2019 at 6:43 am

    The best video series on YouTube. So funny. I watched this show religiously as a youth. Haha. Omg

  • Reply s staners June 16, 2019 at 8:10 am

    That time Zack Morris planted the bloody glove on
    OJ

  • Reply David Denofrio June 20, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    Kelly, angel that she is…

  • Reply lakebay972 June 21, 2019 at 12:31 am

    Zack is the King of Gaslighting. Surprised anyone would want to be friend, even an acquaintance.

  • Reply Albert Valdez June 27, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    I think the narrator is actually Screech.

  • Reply Kevin Zamora June 28, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Jesus how didn't I noticed Zack Morris is trash sooner I used to love this show

  • Reply Grim Reaper June 28, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Watching this on a Friday! The best time to watch.

  • Reply Christina Auer June 30, 2019 at 1:39 am

    Zach Morris IS trash…

  • Reply Maggie E July 1, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    Slater is so wholesome and adorable

  • Reply FIGNAS83 July 4, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Zach Morris is garbage!!!!

  • Reply William Casadone July 6, 2019 at 5:32 am

    Are you sure that you didn’t really mean to name this series Zack Morris is awesome

  • Reply Alison Gallagher July 6, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    This shit is really funny🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply Rip Necco July 7, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    “Zack suggests sexual favors”

  • Reply itchy booty July 9, 2019 at 8:44 am

    This Krack Morris is entitled little shit

  • Reply Cory Moses July 9, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    The reference to Micheal Jackson may be in reference to the incident when his hair caught on fire and he likely even got second degree burns on his forehead, so his appearance afterwards without noticable burn marks and his full head of hair would suggest that the people operating on him did a great job.

  • Reply SHANE SKAALERUD July 10, 2019 at 6:22 am

    My god he's a psychopath! Coool I want to be just like him.

    I have got to stop smoking marijuana! Drugs are bad and evil.

  • Reply gonzisonsbc July 10, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    The intro "Zack Morris is trash" makes me laugh my ass off every time. It never gets old.

  • Reply Charon Christ July 12, 2019 at 12:59 am

    What a scumbag. We should crucify him lol

  • Reply Tobias Farragut July 13, 2019 at 3:25 am

    Idk why but first season i lmfao @ all 10 episodes..these r just as fucked up and sort of as diabolical but wtf bro im not lookin like 😆😂🤣….

  • Reply Alexis D July 14, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    “Because the saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves.” Hahahaha

  • Reply marshawn. holmes July 15, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    I just binge watched da fuck outta your videos. I never realized how much of an asshole Zack was. Commentary borderline genius/hilarious

  • Reply Layth Adrian July 16, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Zack makes fun of his ability to drive safely without assaulting anyone

  • Reply john steadman July 16, 2019 at 3:54 am

    if hes a bad friend how is everyone friends with him

  • Reply ChoiceSocks July 16, 2019 at 4:48 am

    When I was young Zac was awesome and Slater always seemed to be the bad guy. Now I'm older I can understand they Slater is nothing less than a model human being and Zac Morris is Trash.

  • Reply Jeff Cronch July 16, 2019 at 8:29 am

    Ross Geller is trash

  • Reply Rodney Jean Baptiste July 16, 2019 at 8:08 pm

    Zack is my favorite.

  • Reply YooForik July 17, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Zach is who I picture trump to be when he was a teen. But richer

  • Reply The3gr8 king trans4mable bumble bee July 18, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Don't even think Zack Morris character would be allowed to take martial arts classes as he would likely continue to pick fights and lose

  • Reply The3gr8 king trans4mable bumble bee July 18, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    Zack Morriss sacred place is still the dump – not because he's hoping to find lost treasure it's because he liked the smells

  • Reply R. Whitaker July 21, 2019 at 3:54 am

    This show was really fucked.

  • Reply Shiatbiatch July 21, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    When will you do the episode " the time Zack was gang raped by men"?!?

  • Reply The Wanderer July 22, 2019 at 3:43 am

    This Zack guy should be locked up

  • Reply blueeyes July 22, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Really? Slater didn't think something was up?

  • Reply SirEriol July 23, 2019 at 3:01 am

    How many times are they going to decide to teach Zack a lesson before they learn that Zack cannot be a semblance of good.

  • Reply Lalo Hernandez July 23, 2019 at 10:37 am

    I only intended on watching one of these videos. I’ve now seen like 100 of them

  • Reply whobitmyname July 23, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    "Zack makes fun of his ability to drive safely without assaulting anyone."

  • Reply Imaru Lewis July 24, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    Zack is the unholy love spawn of patrick bateman and ferris beuhler.

  • Reply Eric Wagner July 25, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    The more I watch these, the more I wonder what Zach isn't in jail….

  • Reply Ethan Schroeder July 27, 2019 at 1:30 am

    Slater looks,like slash

  • Reply Crimsonite20 July 27, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Nowadays Zach would be the Villain of the show

  • Reply Red Coin July 27, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Top 10 Villains more Dishonorable than Thanos.

  • Reply Genxtasy 99 July 30, 2019 at 5:26 am

    Funniest one yet

  • Reply Randy Richards July 30, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Man that Zack Morris is truly a scum bag.

  • Reply Stabsnipers July 31, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    It's alright, cause Zack Morris is,
    It's alright, cause Zack Morris IS,
    It's alright, cause Morris is trrrraaaash. 90s guitar solo

  • Reply Nikki F. August 2, 2019 at 2:39 am

    This is hilarious. But zack and slater weren’t friends. They were rivals. Which kinda negates everything you said. But still hilarious. I’m binging all of these.

  • Reply roxx lane August 2, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Love zack morris💓

  • Reply AlwaysmilingPolitely August 3, 2019 at 4:02 am

    Zack really was trash

  • Reply Alexander Steiner August 4, 2019 at 3:20 am

    Zach Morris is indeed trash.

  • Reply D Mc August 4, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    That gorgeous, preppy POS!!!

  • Reply Baileathacliath24 August 5, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Very bad preppy!!

  • Reply The3gr8 king trans4mable bumble bee August 6, 2019 at 4:21 am

    Zack spends most of the times with his hands in his pocket because no sane person would allow him to touch them

  • Reply MR. Highland park 313 August 6, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    Lol

  • Reply Jasmine Washington August 7, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Zach was a a hole

  • Reply sleuth 2077 August 10, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Kelly was the whole reason I watched this show.

  • Reply View 1408 August 11, 2019 at 7:06 am

    Zach isn’t trash he’s the true alpha male.

  • Reply J M August 13, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Zach Morris is trash!!

  • Reply Joseph Cawley August 17, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    I imagine Donald Trump was zach morris in high school

  • Reply zach1997ism August 19, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    Zack Morris is a emotional and mental abuser to all his friends, family, or just about everyone around him. He is trash

  • Reply monkee5th August 19, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    Zach Morris isn’t trash he’s a douche

  • Reply weston colins August 25, 2019 at 2:24 am

    He ignores her and displays the cheap ring he bought her hahaha

  • Reply The Ghost August 30, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    Zach morris is really trash!! Gawd damnnn

  • Reply Mike Cheri September 1, 2019 at 7:12 am

    Zack morris is TRASH!!!! How did I miss all this shit?

  • Reply Charon Christ September 1, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    I use to look up to Zack when I was a kid. I guess that's how I turned out to be a manipulative narcissists lol

  • Reply Dave Williams September 2, 2019 at 4:30 am

    Parked car hostage sex and parked car tugger …😂

  • Reply Rebecca Hopkins September 5, 2019 at 2:36 am

    Zack really was total trash…just like his show…and unlike Showgirls, which was the good kind of trash😂🤣

  • Reply Rebecca Hopkins September 5, 2019 at 2:42 am

    “Now Zack has a paranoid teacher, squashing a student’s passion to learn” 💀on the floor.

  • Reply Bill Graper September 6, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    I never realized just how bad 'Zach' was until watching these videos. Back then I thought he was the cool guy with ways to be cool & do whatever he wants. These videos are a reality check. His ways were more devious than cool.

  • Reply Maliza Maria September 9, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Every subject at Bayside High are in the same class room

  • Reply Rashea Lafleur September 13, 2019 at 4:14 am

    Mistaking homework for depression, lmao.

  • Reply Widdekuu91 September 17, 2019 at 2:42 am

    Youknow, normally when I (rightfully) berate people like this, the bystanders call me bitter and judgemental.
    The fact that this commentator gets all the time and space to berate Zack's irresponsible shit, makes me feel more satisfied than my former ex could.

  • Reply Emmett Turner September 17, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    I don't understand why anyone would consider a golf cart a "car."

  • Reply Joe Stacks September 19, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    slater is wrong. its 9 and 3. idiot.

  • Reply Dave Fontana September 21, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Zack's character was made up to show teens how not to act. Showing them that morals and what people think of you, far less important than getting over on people to achieve your goals in life.
    I think he played the part well as a douche.

  • Reply Julian Baxter September 28, 2019 at 5:06 am

    Cuz the saddest lives are the ones we tell ourselves….. shiver

  • Reply Jason Van Stone September 28, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    "Zack wants to know why his friends are sad, mistaking homework for depression" 🤣🤣

  • Reply Ms. Kuchisaké September 28, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    There should be a dark, gritty reboot where Slater finally snaps, kills Zack, and bangs Kelly. Jesse, after a failed modeling career Zack pushed her into when she turned 18, becomes a heroin addict and sleep under a bridge where she sells herself for a few measly dollars. Lisa goes back to live with her parents and gets shot in a gang related shooting, because it's a 90's show and black people are still being portrayed as stereotypes. Mr. Belding divorces his wife and hooks up with Zack's mom out of post-mortom revenge. Mr. Tuttle loses weight due to a cocaine addiction and in his rehabilitation becomes one of those obnoxious Christian MMA fighters.. Screech still ends up doing porn.

  • Reply 7 ee September 28, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    This guy has a huge hate Bonner for zack

  • Reply Slab Panda October 2, 2019 at 6:17 am

    How do Slater’s friends not know his bday is the next week?

  • Reply Telly Jr October 4, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Kelly was gorgeous….we didn't see enough of her as an actress. Too late now.

  • Reply Big Pappa October 5, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Kelly asks if there is anything she can do for her friend
    Zack suggests sexual favors

    It's like friends, but only HE benefits! 😂🤣

  • Reply Ja Kite October 7, 2019 at 4:36 am

    Your series has one fatal flaw, which is the underestimation of what a guy would do to get with Kelly Kapowski.

  • Reply The Rogue Empire October 7, 2019 at 11:34 am

    is zack just a young dennis?

  • Reply MACK D October 17, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    10 & 2 is no longer where your hands should be because when the airbag goes off and your hands are at 10 & 2 you end up punching yourself in the face with both hands causing major damage to your face and hands!! 3 & 9 is the new recommendation.

  • Reply Fernando Spada October 18, 2019 at 9:02 am

    Is this funny to anyone?

  • Reply MP INFAMOUS October 25, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    The first lines of this video was fucking hilarious 😆 Zack would do some asshole shit like that

  • Reply Zak Thanos October 26, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    One hand on the wheel, one arm over your girl. Cigarette 🚬 in your mouth blaring Punk Rock😂😎🇺🇸💎👌

  • Reply m maj November 2, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    love this channel. but zack is still the man.

  • Reply Zak Thanos November 13, 2019 at 12:11 am

    LMBO😂👌🇺🇸

  • Reply L99K November 17, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    zack is an ungrateful ignorant ass

  • Reply Derek Langley November 17, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    Damn who's worse. Zach Morris or J. R Ewing

  • Reply Raven Darkholm November 18, 2019 at 6:22 am

    I never realized how much of an asshole Zack really is.

  • Reply MISSed Bandwagon November 26, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    “Parked car hostage sex” 🤣🤣🤣

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