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The Time Zack Morris Got Jessie Hooked On Caffeine Pills

November 30, 2019


♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (bell ringing) – [Narrator] Jessie is
frantically guzzling coffee so she can stay awake to
study for a geometry midterm. She tells Zack her dream
is to go to Stanford and she needs straight A’s to get in. Zack’s not worried about the midterm because he says he always sits
next to a nerd and cheats. Lisa and Kelly tell Jessie to relax, because the midterm isn’t until Friday, and they play a song on the jukebox they can all sing along to. Zack sees this nice moment and instantly wants to turn it into a way for him to get rich. He says a friend of his
dad is a record producer looking to sign a girl group. Zack says he’ll be their manager and they’ll make a fortune. Zack asks them to drop everything and go audition for this
strange man right now. But Jessie says she doesn’t have time. You know, because of the whole studying and dream of going to Stanford thing she was literally just talking about. They tell Zack they just
sing to relieve stress and have fun, usually in the lockers. This gives Zack a great idea. Jessie is spreading herself too thin and gets a C on a quiz. Lisa and Kelly console her,
telling her it’s just a quiz, and she can make it up on the midterm. Slater offers to help her study. Zack is ready to act on his great idea. – Get your recorder. You’re going to the girls’ locker room. – [Narrator] Yikes. Zack sends Screech undercover
into the girls’ locker room to trick the girls into singing
into a concealed microphone. Slater is helping Jessie study, when Zack barges in through the window to announce his record producer contact loves their locker room demo and wants to play it for his boss. Jessie is outraged Zack
would record them like that, until Zack tells her the producer
liked her voice the best, which is certainly a lie,
because all the girls were singing at the same
time into a broomstick. After Zack leaves, Slater
sees Jessie has been taking caffeine pills to stay awake. Slater warns Jessie these
pills are very strong and potentially dangerous. Jessie, overwhelmed by
the pressures of school and her new music career,
ignores his advice. Zack shows up the next day with big news. The record label loved the demo, but there are three other girl groups they were considering signing. Zack says they’ll make up
the label’s mind for them by creating a music video to show off their hot teenage bodies. Jessie says she doesn’t have time because of her many academic commitments. Zack tells Jessie she
can’t let everyone down. Jessie succumbs to Zack’s peer pressure, then takes more caffeine pills. The girls shoot an
absolutely insane music video that takes up hours of
valuable study time, with intricate choreography,
multiple wardrobe changes, aerial acrobatics, and
a whole lot of butts. It’s mostly butts. The creeps at the record label
unsurprisingly like the butts and want to see the girls
perform live at The Max tomorrow, which means rehearsal tonight. Jessie says the midterm is tomorrow and she needs to study tonight, but once again gives into Zack’s pressure. Slater finds caffeine
pills in Jessie’s backpack and tries one more time
to express his concern. Jessie tells him to mind his own business, then shows up to the midterm the next day tweaking out of her mind on caffeine pills and visibly scaring everybody but Zack. Slater asks to talk to Zack,
who is in a rush because his girls are playing
at The Max that night. Slater says Jessie has a real problem. She’s hooked on caffeine pills, and he’s very worried about her. But instead of taking Slater seriously, Zack says they’re probably just vitamins, and says he doesn’t want
to hear it, and storms off. The girls have one last
rehearsal at The Max, and even though Jessie
is clearly in the middle of a manic episode,
Zack completely ignores what’s right in front of him, because he wants to use
these girls to get rich. Zack finds Jessie passed
out in her room that night and tells her it’s time to go to The Max. She’s delirious, and doesn’t know what day it is or what’s going on. When Zack still tries
to drag her to perform, Jessie freaks out and goes
to grab her caffeine pills. Zack scolds her for taking
drugs and acts surprised, even though Slater just told
him about this hours ago. This pushes Jessie over the edge, and she completely loses her shit. – I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so… scared! – [Narrator] Definitely
not Stanford material. Jessie misses the performance
and tells her friends her mom is taking her
to counseling tomorrow, because the pressure Zack put on her turned her into a drug addict with a psychotic mental breakdown. Let’s review: Zack Morris saw his friends having fun and wanted to use it as a way to get rich. And when they wouldn’t go along with it, he sent Screech into
the girls’ locker room to record them without their permission, then trampled all over
Jessie’s academic priorities and dreams of going to Stanford with endless selfish distractions that pushed her to drug addiction, and ignored her cries for help and warning signs from her real friend, until it was too late and she had a total mental and emotional collapse. All because he looked at his friends as a quick way to make some money. Zack Morris is trash. ♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (bell ringing)

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100 Comments

  • Reply Rosie Glow July 16, 2019 at 3:23 am

    I remember watching this episode. I was 13 maybe and I thought it was ridiculous that she was a basically a meth/coke/crack head but they watered down the storyline and used caffeine pills instead of using illicit substances. I'm 36 now and I think it's even stupider, but for a kid to question it…

  • Reply 83rdox July 16, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    The girls were so fine on this show, everyone goes for kelly obviously but I loved me some elizibeth berkely

  • Reply NoMore Food July 16, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    So fake, don't blame for not respecting, and we don't have to accept people I learned to live in the truth instead of run.

  • Reply Trippy Spoons July 17, 2019 at 7:55 am

    I’m on acid and you’re talking too fast

  • Reply Steely Dan July 17, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    This seems like mental illness more than caffeine pills.

  • Reply tudorjason July 19, 2019 at 5:10 am

    No, no, no. I'm sticking up for Zack all the way on this one. Jessie chose to take caffeine pills. She made the choice. People need to stop blaming others for their own actions!

  • Reply Loyal Tink July 21, 2019 at 1:09 am

    I was wondering where this episode was from family guy

  • Reply Cornholio July 21, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    This is the only episode that matters

  • Reply My July 21, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Jesus christ i've watched half a dozen or so episodes of this already, Zack Morris is a goddamn sociopath.

  • Reply vikingjedi July 21, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Take responsibility for your own actions Jessie

  • Reply SDandRnRoll July 23, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Jessie farts and shits her pants – Zacks fault

  • Reply g whiz July 23, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Yeah and by caffiene pills you met speed

  • Reply Michael Eisenman July 24, 2019 at 3:23 am

    Definitely not Stanford material. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
    Damn that's harsh she was definitely losing her shit.

  • Reply Imaru Lewis July 24, 2019 at 1:05 pm

    Jessie: tries tirelessly to secure a good future for herself
    Zack: " ITS FREE REAL ESTATE"

  • Reply Kellen east July 25, 2019 at 8:21 am

    Man, why is everybody giving Zack Morris such a hard time?!

  • Reply SocialistIntrovert July 26, 2019 at 6:00 am

    0:57

  • Reply Sofia Petit July 27, 2019 at 12:56 am

    I’ve been binging these videos for hour now

  • Reply Sophie July 27, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    has anyone EVER climbed through someone’s bedroom window before??????? all these shows make it look so common lmao

  • Reply August West July 28, 2019 at 4:01 am

    These "very special episodeS" Are fucking AWESOME. I remember seeing every single one of these growing up and thinking just how realistic and brave they were to confront such serious matters like drinking, drugs, death and peer pressure. Then years later I use to watch old VHS copies with my friends while getting high as hell and just laughing so damn hard that I realized the real danger wasnt the "realistic portrayals" of teen life, but it was from laughing so hard I could cause a serious hernia. Oh these episodes were special all right, just not at all in the way the show creators intended. Thanks 80s and 90s TV for attempting to tackle serious issues and failing SPECTACULARLY.

  • Reply Melvin Ruth July 28, 2019 at 4:11 am

    To be fair Zack didn't make or force jesse to take the pills. This wasn't this fault. She was taking them before all this happened.

  • Reply Ozzy Morrison July 28, 2019 at 7:46 am

    This video is 4:20 long 😂

  • Reply DocRunaway July 28, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    I commend these attempts to convince us that Zack Morris is trash. But the whole show was trash therefore Zack Morris had to be trash.

  • Reply Cregingtonhissfam July 29, 2019 at 2:48 am

    Does anyone realise that this piece of rubbish went to YALE

  • Reply chris moreno July 30, 2019 at 4:13 am

    Zack was really my most hated character on TV. Fans love him, but he really is a manipulator, and puts his ambitions and goals before anyone. He will even risk his friends well-being for his own needs.

  • Reply SATAN July 30, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    I'm so excited I'm so excited

  • Reply SATAN July 30, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Its hard to be 30 and still in high school

  • Reply Foxesarefoxy 3 July 30, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    We know those aren’t caffeine pills… TAKE THOSE ADDIES GIRLFRIEND TAKE THEM ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP AND GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE ROTTEN PIMPING PIECE OF SCUM THAT IS ZACH MORRIS!

  • Reply Evan Fields July 30, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Lisa Turtle is so hot. It's a shame that she lost her damn mind. She's legit crazy now.

  • Reply Spenser Hawk July 31, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    All Zack had to do was give Jessie two lines of coke and she'd be ready.

  • Reply Carlos Spiceywhiener July 31, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    lol coffee and caffeine pills. … fucking junkies.

  • Reply El Dub July 31, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    Zach Morris is Satan

  • Reply HurricaneBobby August 1, 2019 at 2:35 am

    Next thing he’s going to say Showgirls is Zach’s fault too

  • Reply Dong Kong August 1, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    This led to Jesse becoming a stripper in a failed movie, and then becoming a stripper in real life – serious question do you ever think these kids were abused on set? It looks like they’re all pimped out and weird later on in life

  • Reply The3gr8 king trans4mable bumble bee August 3, 2019 at 4:59 am

    You just reminded me of that old computer game, zak macracken and the alien 👽👾 mind benders

  • Reply S S August 3, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Jessie is way prettier than Kelly

  • Reply Matt Smith August 4, 2019 at 1:56 am

    Definitely not Stanford material! hahahahaha

  • Reply Dolphin Ziggles August 4, 2019 at 7:21 am

    To be fair, I don’t see how Jessie being hooked on caffeine pills was Zack’s fault. He actually really helped her at the end.

  • Reply Marshall Miles August 5, 2019 at 3:24 am

    Zach the greatest sitcom villian. Loki would be proud.

  • Reply ray jacobs August 5, 2019 at 7:42 am

    THIS IS NOT A METH RAGE!!!!!!!

  • Reply A T August 5, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    SPEED, not caffeine.

  • Reply starcrafter13terran August 7, 2019 at 4:22 am

    The guy later decided to give her another chance, we pick up the storyline again in showgirls.

  • Reply Milli Macro August 9, 2019 at 6:31 am

    I was looking for this one

  • Reply Jacob Franklin August 9, 2019 at 7:57 am

    4:20 seconds I see what you did there

  • Reply M K August 11, 2019 at 2:54 am

    honey you need more than straight A’s to get into Stanford

  • Reply View 1408 August 11, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    Zach is such a go getter.

  • Reply Cool Violins August 14, 2019 at 5:17 am

    Lol the video length

  • Reply Cool Violins August 14, 2019 at 5:17 am

    Lol el tiempo de el vídeo

  • Reply Jim 762 August 19, 2019 at 2:59 am

    Zack Morris turned me on to my 1st joint.
    Today I freebase Clorox bleach ….
    Thanks Zack ….

  • Reply Ryan Mahoney August 21, 2019 at 12:07 am

    Kelly Kapowski was definitely NOT trash.

  • Reply Oridginale24 August 22, 2019 at 7:28 am

    Zack Morris is Trash Episode Data

    8th Grade: 4 episodes
    9th Grade: 14 episodes
    10th Grade: 10 episodes
    11th Grade: 5 episodes
    12th Grade: 7 episodes

    Conclusion: Zack was at his “trash” peak in 9th Grade but became less shittier as he got older. We must applaud his evolution.

  • Reply jkincaid582 August 24, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    Eh, I get the point of the series, but in this case, no most of this wasn't specifically Zach's fault. Ok sure, he had a scheme, that was his schtick. But Jesse was already feeling pressure, hence her downing coffee like it was going out of style. He didn't provide or encourage her to take her pills, and he was essentially just wrapped up in himself and didn't realize how bad Jesse was. Then, when he finally saw what was going on, he actually stopped her from taking the pills. And now I've written a paragraph defending a fictional character. Go me.

  • Reply Marley Hampton August 24, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Ah, now this is the episode that I had most hoped to see you'd done!

  • Reply adu1991 August 26, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    Well, Zack Morris is trash. No surprise there….
    Even years after seeing this episode….caffeine pills? CAFFEINE PILLS?
    I'd expect this behavior from taking amphetamines! lol

  • Reply Dkyguy1995 August 28, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    I think Kelly's outfit at 2:22 is against dress code

  • Reply Trien Ngo #ricoh August 29, 2019 at 12:23 am

    Family Guy sent me here.

  • Reply 6ixester August 29, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Jessie got herself hooked let's make that clear

  • Reply Pansy Flower August 30, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    In real life you just fake being happy to keep yourself from going insane with daily work life pressures. Oh and your boss could care less that he gave you a mountain of work to do and have it done in 4 hours… Which would normally take a week. That my friends is what we call life.

  • Reply Chat Noir September 2, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Jessie can only blame herself.

  • Reply tommy cane115 September 6, 2019 at 3:43 am

    i bet you jews made this channel. christians don't call people trash. everyone else didnt watch this show

  • Reply Fredrika Jacobsson September 12, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    So this is why males of the generation who were brought up on this stuff are so ethically challenged? Sitcoms like this certainly speaks to the attitudes of the day and wow did it not age well. Though it should have been dead on arrival.

  • Reply Anthonydavis65 September 12, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Anyone remember the time Zack almost got them all killed just trying to marry Kelly XD

  • Reply Mr Yuk September 15, 2019 at 2:00 am

    Caffine pills are a slippery slope…🤣

  • Reply Observer Enlightened September 15, 2019 at 5:42 am

    definitely not Stanford material 😅

  • Reply Suçons September 15, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    The thumbnail for this video makes it look like Zach raped or something

  • Reply PG Plays Video Games September 16, 2019 at 12:20 am

    despite the satire, this episode was really good

  • Reply Widdekuu91 September 17, 2019 at 12:21 am

    For anyone thinking cafeïne isn't that bad,…well it isn't.
    But if you're sensitive to it, it can make you act like Jessie did.
    I have ADHD and I once got offered a can of Monster Energy Rehab ( Rehab! )
    Part of me chose to drink it, but I was also encouraged by the friend, because he thought it'd be "funny" to see "what'd happen."
    I ran through the city with my friend and back home in the train I started crying, meowing, laughing my bum off, meowing again, crying about cats I did not own and the trainstation being filthy and my overall dissapointment in humanity.
    He thought I was joking, but I sincerely wasn't. I remember I was shaking and hyperventilating and burst into giggles and then into tears, about nóthing. It was ridiculous.

  • Reply andrewf0784 September 18, 2019 at 4:41 am

    It would be a real kicker if Zach Morris got sent to a prison in Colorado… served out his sentence, and wound up at a Barnyard Dance in a little hick town called South Park, and had sex with a woman named Liane.

  • Reply blueconversechucks September 18, 2019 at 4:47 am

    I had that the cure poster!

  • Reply whoopdeedoo September 18, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Zack didn't make her do anything. She was losing her shit before he pushed the music stuff. She also got the pills on her own. Missed the mark with this one.

  • Reply TheKDTKirby8 September 20, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    To be honest, the episode was so heartbreaking. Watching Jessie (honestly my least favourite character) have a complete breakdown because of too many things was hard to watch. What's worse is that Fresh Prince had the same theme and it had a even worse and tragic turn. I couldn't even focus on how awful Zach was because I was so scared throughout the entire episode for Jessie. This was also the first episode of Saved by the Bell I ever saw.

  • Reply adangme September 20, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    "I'm so excited… and I just can't hide it!"

  • Reply I’m still awake Forever September 20, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    Caffeine pills bro I was taking cocaine in the bathroom before school lol

  • Reply Shops Shire September 21, 2019 at 2:33 am

    Didn't Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bell Air took some pills Will gave him and end up in hospital? I remember an episode of Family Ties where Alex P. Keaton ( Michael J. Fox ), took speed when he was in college and missed an important exam . Wow, it seems like NBC sitcoms in the 80s and 90s dealt a lot with the dangers of amphetamines.

  • Reply Gary Mota September 23, 2019 at 6:39 am

    Never noticed how much of a douche bag zack was lol

  • Reply Patrick Julien September 26, 2019 at 1:35 am

    Sometimes zack is a good friend

  • Reply Max Power September 27, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    The time Zack forced Jesse to burn coal, in vegas.

  • Reply Ryan Reaper September 28, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Think she did cocaine when was a stripper… bet she used that song too

  • Reply KBM 515 October 4, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    To be fair she was already taking those pills before the singing. And she could have just said no to the extra on her plate but she still decided on the pills before zack and after Slater lol

  • Reply bnzjamin October 5, 2019 at 5:23 am

    “Definitely not Stanford material” 😂

  • Reply Juan Herrera October 6, 2019 at 2:02 am

    Fresh Prince was almost as much of a sociopath as Zack. We need a channel like that too.

  • Reply Lori Biancone October 6, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    This is why Kellie Kapowski got a boob job, moved to Beverly Hills and changed her name to Valerie Malone

  • Reply Robert McConnell October 7, 2019 at 12:46 am

    Fuck all what a stupid show. Now I know where key and peele got the "I'm so excited!!" Line for the slap ass sketch. Elizabeth Berkley is still smokin however.

  • Reply Amy Pieterse October 8, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    SLATER WAS THE STAR OF THE SHOW!!!!!

  • Reply Anthony Williams October 8, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    She was already hooked before Zack mentioned anything about a signing group

  • Reply antiagonista October 11, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    "That Zach Morris guy is starting to sound like a real jerk!" – Norm MacDonald

  • Reply Jeremiah Southworth October 12, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    When you consider that writers had originally intended for her to develop an addiction to meth, you have to accept Zack really is trash.

  • Reply Do you wanna bake bread with Peeta Mellark October 18, 2019 at 2:17 am

    I’m pretty sure she was already taking the caffeine pills before this episode…

    And to be fair, what else are you supposed to do when you see someone pull out drugs right in front of you? Kindly ask them to put it down? You’re first reaction is obviously going to be to knock it from their hand and say what the hell are you doing.

    Jessie had mental heath issues before doing any of this. Zach didn’t make her addicted to anything.

  • Reply Zak Thanos October 19, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    I’m so excited for all of us😂🇺🇸👌💎

  • Reply Juanitaaa Cruz October 20, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Please do the one were Zack kisses Jessie . The snowhite play. PLEASE

  • Reply Louis Gio October 24, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Zack morris is my hero

  • Reply Louis Gio October 24, 2019 at 11:36 am

    I love zack morris

  • Reply Louis Gio October 24, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Theres no one cooler than zack morris

  • Reply Louis Gio October 24, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Zack morris is great

  • Reply Louis Gio October 24, 2019 at 11:59 am

    This new generation is trash

  • Reply Louis Gio October 24, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    I wish I was as cool as zack morris

  • Reply Brandy Y. November 5, 2019 at 1:48 am

    Lol caffeine pills..

  • Reply Michael Quinn November 10, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Kills me thst she never did got an Emmy for this performance 😂😂😂

  • Reply Zak Thanos November 19, 2019 at 2:23 am

    LMBO. I’m so excited

  • Reply Justin Williamson November 23, 2019 at 11:17 am

    "Definitely Not Stanford Material" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Reply LJK401 November 29, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    What's with all the pedo shit? Holy fuck this show is insidious

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