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THE SEX TEST

October 2, 2019


Rosie [Yes]. Are you ready to share with the internet the ultimate Sex Personality Quiz? Of ‘cos Group Hug! Hi guys, welcome to the internet. This week Rosie and I thought it would be really fun to make a whole bunch of online quizzes to find out a little bit more about our personalities and also and also our Sex IQs Yeah like normally i expect to have got a low IQ..or is it High?
– No it’s low it’s certainly low
– No but is it… isn’t it when you’ve got a low one it’s actually you are real clever? Regardless normal i performed badly on IQ tests but I’m excited to see my performance on Sexual IQ test You know it’s not a practical exam? Ok Rosie, do you want to start with the Sex Personality quiz? Yes
– Do you enjoy hearing the intimate details of your friends personal lifes? Yeah
– okay, yes. “You prefer that your partner be..” “A. Tamer than you” “B. More energetic then you” “C. More experience than you” “D. Kinkier than you” “E. As traditional as you, or” “F. More outspoken than you” Ok, that’s a lot of “than you”s I don’t want anyone to be more energetic or kinkier than me
– so you want someone tamer than you probably “What is the ideal first date?” “Deep conversation over drinks” “Other” “Polite conversation over dinner” No such thing What’s “other” ??…how could it be anything
– It could be anything you want It could be anything you want
– It could be heaven “Skip the date to go straight to bed” sounds like you and “Unusual Experience” I think “Skip the date to go straight to bed” Do you feel comfortable discussing sex with your partner? Yes “No” “Yes” “It depends on the situation” “Yes” “What would you do if your partner brought food into the bedroom?” It depends…
– Uhh excuse me, you haven’t heard the options ok I would like to, I would like
– Excuse me, you haven’t heard the options I would like to bring up something Alexis G Zall said in someone else’s vlog that i watched the other day “I fucked your mom!” No, she said “Don’t put anything in your vagina that you wouldn’t put in your mouth” and see the situation “Do you need to love someone before you sleep with them?” No “Are you willing to try all your sexual fantasies?” Some of them can’t be done What? Legally? No, i mean like physically Why? Horses? I mean maybe that’s like height or like Horses, it’s horses isn’t it? Oh my god, what the fuck
– It is, isn’t it? that’s coming from you that was one time Look, I was obsessed with Daniel Radcliffe He was in the play with the horses Rosie stop talking, this is the internet stops talking Stop talking, say “horses” Ohh it just says “Yes” or “No” What was the question? “Are you willing to try all your sexual fantasies?” Neighhhh Oh My GOD, stop it!
– There isn’t a “Nay” It’s just “Yes” or “No” Yes
– Yes “The perfect romantic relationship is?” Us
– “Steamy and casual” I’m really good. Go on. “Intimate and honest” “committed and forever” “Adventurous and passionate” “None of these” “Adventurous and passionate” Sounds like it’s gonna burn out pretty fast No, i mean we last 6 years We are “Intimate and honest” I think we are all of those
– Aww, same I also think we are “Steamy and casual”..that’s quite-
– Same Let’s go for “Adventurous and passionate”, that was the first choice Also we are adventurous, we travel places and we are passionate about our jobs Calculating results
– Ok “You love trying new things and your relationships are no exception you quickly become bored… of the humdrum routine of long relationship and do your best to spice things up. It is your role to inject something fresh and new between you and your relationship and you’re excel at keeping a sparkle life. You should live for a partner who is open to new things and will make you feel comfortable your desires *neighhh*. If they’re willing to humour your wild streek giddy-up even the simplest evening will become hot and steamy” People are going to think i’m into beastiality literally. Ok, that’s not what it is. oh I will let them believe it, it’s believable. Ok that’s not what it is. It says here to sum up your sex test You are a tantalizing adventurer I really love that Also when i was sorted into my american Harry Porter house I was in the adventurous one Okay do you want to hear my result for the same test?
– Ok You’re a sensual bombshell Ok You’re basically the lover that dreams are made of. You are modest *no* and sweet in public, but with the right person your inner sexuality comes out basically they’re saying you’re a lady on the street but a freak in the bed That’s..do you think that’s the saying? That’s what Usher said ♪ Want a lady on the street but a freak in the bed! Yeah ! ♪ Don’t you mean “Cold on the streets, hot in the sheets”? No, lady on the street, freak in the sheet What? What did you say? “Once you feel safe and confident, you can realize your full potential” it’s a bit condescending what they saying that I’m like a little bit like “nerdy” They said that you are what dreams are made of, and you are nerdy
– That is true, that is true Ok now Rosie, it’s time for the sex IQ challenge, test, challenge What does IQ stand for? Intelligence Quotient
– Ohh I just made that up Approximately how many nerve endings are found in the clitorous? 200, 20000, 2000 or 8000? I think i know the answer I say 20,000
– wow The answer was 8,000 OKAY…. True or false? A woman can’t get pregnant if she’s on her period. That’s false *Eternal Silence** The Answer is FALSE ok not that if you’re already pregnant The clitorous is as big as a penis. True or false? False.
– I reckon that’s true The answer is true Is that internally? Yeah, you were wrong. You didn’t know a lot about it, you don’t know a lot about it
– Yeah i do I know that it’s big inside, internally. Hmm you don’t know much about it, you didn’t get that right What percentage of women masturbate? 92% 47% 17% or 33%? 47% Incorrect! 92 % I thought is that AHHUH ahh What is the most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States? Apart from Alexis G Zall? In the United States, i don’t know, probably chlamydia Chlamydia syphilis HPV HIV?
– OOOH HPV MAYBE Incorrect It’s chlamydia How many partners with the average American have in his or her lifetime 6,11,15 21?
– OOH 11. 11 is correct. What is the average shelf-life of a latex condom? 5 years. 6 months. A year. or 2 year? I say 6 months
– 2 years YOU’RE RIGHT!! It is 2 Years! Here we go, your result reads as follows Your sex IQ is fairly high! Soooooo I wanna talk about you CLIT Uhm because there is a hashtag going around which is #prayfortheclit and that’s talking about yours
– Look It’s still purple. The fact is 2 days ago, I showed my vagina to Cammie and Kara They got real in another look They not only looked but then they did get a second look
– D’you know what my favorite part is that evening was?
– What? Cammie was like “Was it always that texture?” and you were like “NO” I said “Look it’s not even normally that size or shape okay, it changed.” I was totally fine with you showing your vagina to our lesbian friends because it doesn’t look like your vagina and they still it’s not your normal vagina so I still feel like they haven’t seen it yet Yeah they haven’t seen the truth So i feel no sense of like- not that I’ve control over your body but I
– Sounds like you’re jealous but I have no sense of like “ohh someone else has seen your vagina” because they haven’t. They’ve seen an alien If anyone’s wondering what we’re talking about i recently had surgery a week ago today and.. You had surgery for hernia, not on her vagina but that’s where.. The hernia was in the left hand side of my upper groin and the swelling has dropped therefore my vaginal area doesn’t look how it once look I thought this was funny
– It does not look how it once look I thought it was funny and when Cammie and Kara came around i wanted them to look at it not only did i ask them to look at it, i also requested them to tweet about it so you might think that tweet came from them but i was actually like “If you wanna tweet about seeing it, that’s fine” “as long as you’d say you would still smash” – I didn’t actually say that but Cammie still say she’d still smash Like is there anyone else you would rather have – not Camilla Caballo, but anyone you’d rather have as your nurse? or just me? You just open up an endless stream of possibilities and now i’m just thinking of everyone I’ve ever fancy being in like a nurse outfit. So, bye, I’ll see you in like 3 hours Ohhh i should’ve worn nurse outfit Tell me more about your sexual fantasy What’s your biggest sexual fantasy? I think i have things in my mind that i think seems nice in my mind but i think honestly I want them to stay in my mind, i don’t think i would act- Are they violent? I mean some of them *yeah*
– oh really? but like i don’t think i’d like it in real life It’s like safe to- How do you feel? Horny? Have you ever had a sexual fantasy which shock yourself? No i don’t think so
– Oh that’s boring. I’m really hungry You’re smelling real good around this one ear Did you put on some- you wash your hair today Ear deodorant I’m excited to go on tour
– Yeah but you’re stunning awww That’s real sweet of what you’ve just said
– I really love you Cammie’s seen my clit I know That kind of means we are in a relationship right?
– Noo
– No? I think it does. I think as soon as you show another girl your vagina and they’re lesbian and you are lesbian, you are kind of dating Or your gynecologist who happens to be a lesbian with lesbian clientele Yeah, that is the scenario that also fits
– Yeah but I think we are probably dating now or you could be a midwife You could list all sort of scenarios where That also fits
– you show another lesbian your vagina but considering Cammie is new to all these thing I think we’re probably, i think we’re probably
– How do you know? x2 she’s not a gynist?
– Should i text her? Should i call her? Why?
– Just to- is that too soon? Maybe in uh…

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100 Comments

  • Reply Sandy Mojico June 4, 2017 at 1:42 pm

    they are so damn sweet😍😍😍

  • Reply Indrani Maharaj June 14, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    shy in the streets sexy in the sheets

  • Reply Mitko Czvetkov June 15, 2017 at 4:53 am

    naber kızlar sevişelim mi

  • Reply Thea Louise June 18, 2017 at 7:44 am

    All those fucking horse references 🐴

  • Reply Royalty jauregui June 18, 2017 at 6:05 pm

    wats up with the fucukin hosre

  • Reply J Berg June 21, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    What is your Ilvermony house?

  • Reply Soleda June 23, 2017 at 5:21 am

    I'm fucking dead πŸ’€

  • Reply Felyshia Sajimi June 26, 2017 at 7:41 am

    whats sex?

  • Reply Peter Teagle Teagle June 27, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    weird

  • Reply Riyad Alam July 14, 2017 at 6:36 am

    Hi rose and Rosie

  • Reply Skully The Angel Dragon July 16, 2017 at 4:44 am

    2 yaaaaas

  • Reply Aldren Salinsagan July 16, 2017 at 2:47 pm

    lolan

  • Reply Toiya Merriweather July 28, 2017 at 8:31 am

    Is that Camila and Lauren on her case

  • Reply ley matos August 5, 2017 at 7:43 pm

    Rosie and Horse >>>> Rosie and Rose

  • Reply Aimee Burton August 8, 2017 at 12:43 am

    Omg I have had a hernia

  • Reply kiesh August 11, 2017 at 12:56 am

    wrong, its CLAMID, its CLAMID

  • Reply Marie Morley August 12, 2017 at 2:52 am

    Shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets πŸ˜‚

  • Reply OriginalZs August 12, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    #tinavsivan

  • Reply OriginalZs August 12, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    I am boy

  • Reply Human Resources August 16, 2017 at 11:54 pm

    These two could literally watch paint dry and it would still be hysterical

  • Reply acowinthebarn August 18, 2017 at 12:03 am

    THAT LITTLE SMILE AT 9:27 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Reply Alex Hughes August 29, 2017 at 5:18 am

    note to self: don't watch rose and Rosie while eating, you WILL choke

  • Reply Hi, How are you? September 19, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    It's actually, "lady in the streets, freak in the sheets." In america

  • Reply Little Mixer September 26, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    2:58 So cute😍😍😍😍😍❀❀❀

  • Reply Cortney H. September 27, 2017 at 2:51 am

    GIDDYUP

  • Reply uwu 69 September 29, 2017 at 6:56 am

    Rose getting so competitive with Rosie's IQ test

  • Reply Chloe-Jade Allen September 29, 2017 at 6:41 pm

    I fucking love Rosies voice x

  • Reply Hodan Yussuf October 5, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    yukee

  • Reply Jo-anne Jazareno October 7, 2017 at 2:23 am

    You both have high sense of humor,Rosie is born comedian. Hehe

  • Reply J Berg October 9, 2017 at 7:45 am

    Rosie! I'm a Thunderbirds!

  • Reply Kristen Accardi October 14, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    you are the weirdest and die

  • Reply Antonia October 20, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    "Shy on the street, sexy in the sheets." Thats the saying Emison taught us

  • Reply ZizYoubizHERE October 23, 2017 at 3:12 am

    does alexis g zall really sleep around a lot? because rose is always making that joke πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

  • Reply harmonizer 7/27 October 31, 2017 at 3:22 pm

    CAMILA CABELLO!!!!😍😍❀❀

  • Reply Billie Shay November 6, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    Ok wait what's going on with Rose's vagina? Can someone spell it out so I can google? (german here)

  • Reply Gracie James November 8, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    Rose got real aggressive when reading the sex IQ questions.

  • Reply Elias November 12, 2017 at 1:22 am

    the brunette looks hotter, but the blonde seems like she is better at sex

  • Reply who are you November 13, 2017 at 5:25 am

    i got a meeting in 30mins i havent prepared my shit but here i am..

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    Asek

  • Reply Addy Best November 24, 2017 at 10:13 am

    if you love Rose and Rosie give me a like, downπŸ‘‡

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    ΰ€ͺΰ€Ύΰ€Ÿΰ₯€ΰ€²

  • Reply Adele Moravcov December 25, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    I love that Rosie is like "I just made that up" after she says whats IQ but shes actually right lol

  • Reply Vienna Diflumeri December 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm

    Rosie we got the same thing lmao

  • Reply Hanna Maria January 4, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    It's official guys. Rosies a furry.

  • Reply Decaying Matter February 13, 2018 at 3:46 am

    "Adventurous" πŸ˜‚ ILYSB Rosie

  • Reply Aleda Skiff February 24, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    β€œGiddie up” LMAO

  • Reply Avenzia K February 25, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    "we're adventurous, we travel places" Roses look

  • Reply Avenzia K February 25, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets #PLL

  • Reply Alxs Alexis March 15, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    4:36 Shy on the street, sexy in the sheets hahaha

  • Reply Maggieroto March 16, 2018 at 10:36 am

    RoseΒ΄s face of pride when Cammie said she would still smash her hahahaha

  • Reply No Whiskey Rose April 8, 2018 at 6:21 am

    Video was interrupted half way through by a commercial about toilet bowls with different coloured florecent lights in them 0_o I kind of want one now.

  • Reply Stallyobsessed May 14, 2018 at 4:58 am

    Iq does stand for intelligence quota

  • Reply rae barto May 21, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    Fem in the streets. Butch in the sheets.

  • Reply G The Brood May 26, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    As Ali from PLL said "Shy on the streets, sexing in the streets." πŸ˜‚

  • Reply I'm Unique June 7, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    I love Rosie..

  • Reply BenQ June 12, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    GOSH I also had surgery for hernia when I was 9! But mine was on the right side LOL

  • Reply It's Me Roroxion June 19, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    love how rose insists that they were dating after showing her vagina just to get a reaction from rosie xD

  • Reply Aaliyah Collins June 20, 2018 at 9:57 am

    Is little mix on Rose's phone case?πŸ˜‚ In loveβ™₯️

  • Reply Alyson Bye July 9, 2018 at 5:28 am

    Chlamid πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Folashade Dapo-tella July 28, 2018 at 6:17 am

    TMI

  • Reply Buzzin Boi August 19, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Horses?πŸ€”

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    Z fuck

  • Reply CardPrime August 27, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    Middle sex

  • Reply CardPrime August 27, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    Get it

  • Reply Girl Wonder September 19, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    😍

  • Reply Clare Greaves September 21, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    Equus kinksπŸ˜‚

  • Reply Rebecca KOLLOSCHE September 30, 2018 at 8:57 am

    Is that little mix on roses phone 00:58

  • Reply Bryan Harold Fuller October 11, 2018 at 3:41 am

    Did you know Googles I.Q. is =to a six year old child?

  • Reply Christian G October 14, 2018 at 4:23 am

    I melt when Rosie says I Love You

  • Reply Taylor Tompkins October 15, 2018 at 12:12 pm

    You guys should be on β€œDrunk lesbians watch…” !!!

  • Reply Alex Vause rocks October 15, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    i love them :))))

  • Reply lyddiaa October 16, 2018 at 9:01 am

    just so ykow , " lady on the streets and a freak in the sheets " is from an usher song , " YEAH " . but rose isn't wrong . there is a song called " cold on the street and hot in the sheets " by a rock band , forgettoforgive . so, its a win-win situation here .

  • Reply dimplekid _ November 24, 2018 at 3:17 am

    Camren is on your phone case

  • Reply Ashley November 26, 2018 at 7:11 am

    "Lady in the streets freak between the sheets". Lmao

  • Reply Jaimie Zabaleta November 26, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    You are sex

  • Reply HeloΓ­se Paiva December 22, 2018 at 3:34 am

    OMFG, I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN ROSE NEIGHED HAHAHAHAHA

  • Reply Leoni Gloeggler January 5, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    AHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING SCREAMED AT 2:49 SAVAGE OMG

  • Reply chickennuggetsforfree January 7, 2019 at 2:22 am

    I SEE THAT CARMILLA PHONE CASE

  • Reply Dhanshree Katole January 9, 2019 at 8:56 am

    πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

  • Reply SS. 510RMBRING3R January 9, 2019 at 9:23 am

    76% women, 24% men, include me in that 24%.

  • Reply sandip mandal January 10, 2019 at 10:44 am

    i want to sex with you two girls is that clear

  • Reply John Durack January 26, 2019 at 8:48 am

    IQ is intelligence quota

  • Reply Casey Roxbee February 26, 2019 at 12:34 am

    Ear deodorant – de-ear-dorant

  • Reply Jess W February 27, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    I lost it when the horse ran across the screen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Jess W February 27, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    β€œRosie stop talking. This is the internet stop talking.” πŸ˜‚

  • Reply Jess W February 27, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    β€œThat’s what Usher says”

  • Reply Ryley Alger-Hempstead March 15, 2019 at 4:21 am

    Is Rose planning on hosting The Weakest Link??

  • Reply isabella loais March 30, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Shy on the streets, sexy in the cheats

  • Reply Leeel S April 25, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    2:48min. DIYINGπŸ˜‚

  • Reply JustmeNici May 5, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    I actually don't think Rosie has a low IQ, I think she just has a disharmonic IQ, so maths and science are not her thing, but she's good at languages and other things, I have that too

  • Reply Asia June 5, 2019 at 3:41 am

    Rose having a photo of her and Rosie half naked on her phone case is relationship goals

  • Reply Stephany Castro P June 12, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Rosie's smile and laugh got me in heaven

  • Reply Linda Martinez July 16, 2019 at 4:02 am

    Rose you definitely are what dreams are made of ❀❀❀

  • Reply Charlotte F C July 16, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    6:12 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€

  • Reply Person Person July 30, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    SHY in the streets. SEXY in the sheets 😏

  • Reply Dommie Wayhaught August 13, 2019 at 7:06 am

    I had surgery in the exact same place for the exact same thing!πŸ˜‚

  • Reply toobusy lovingYou September 3, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    The only thing register in my mind is vagina. Well, Happy Vagina everyone!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Reply anditspaganpoetry September 5, 2019 at 11:46 am

    2:26 lmao

  • Reply Jen White September 28, 2019 at 4:19 am

    Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets lol

  • Reply Srushti Shrinath Srushti Shrinath September 28, 2019 at 4:49 am

    Love is love…😍😍😍

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