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Don’t Talk Your Way Out of A Deal – Street Smart Cash Flow Accelerator #25

November 12, 2019

Hi, it’s Lou Brown
with another one of my 101 ways for real estate investors like you
to win, close more deals and accelerate your cash flows.
Today’s tip is number 25. Alright… SHUT UP!
[laughs] No, I don’t mean to scare you but that’s exactly
what I want you to be thinking of. Like, somebody like Lou Brown
was.. yelling at you, shut up, shut up, shut up! Now, here’s what it says,
it says, let the seller talk.
Listen. They’ll tell you what they need
so that you can buy their house. Now, this is…
You know, it’s amazing. I watch so many real estate
investors over my years. Of course, I’ve been doing this
over 40 years and I’ve learned a lot of things
about how people learn, how people interpret things,
how people act. You know, we all are
a product of our DNA, we’re all a product
of our background, our experience and how we are
actually wired ourselves in terms of our personality type. And I’ve noticed that a lot of people
talk over the seller when the seller’s talking,
instead of learning. You will not make money
when your mouth is moving. you will make money
when you’re listening. So, I want to encourage you,
shut up, listen, learn, discover, find out the seller’s pain.
That’s the goal. Discover what’s missing
in their life. Discover what a challenge is
in their life. Once you have that, now we can offer
a solution to their problem. I hope you enjoy this
and hope you will use it. I know that this will make
a difference for your profits. I’d love to share more
of my profitable free tips with you. How can you get more? Simple. Depending on
where you see this, please like it, please love it,
comment on it, subscribe, share this with your network. I so much appreciate it.
Thank you and I look forward
to seeing you soon. Yeah, baby!

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Find Your IDEAL GIRLFRIEND In 2019 | 4 SIMPLE TIPS To Find The PERFECT Woman

November 12, 2019

so imagine this you have been walking
down the street minding your own business while suddenly you spot her. a
tall curvaceous beauty with ample bosoms strutting across the street like a
gazelle her face is as innocent as an angel and her body is on fire
immediately in your head you decide that she is the one for you so you gather up
your courage go up to her and start chatting her up only to find out that
she gets sloppy drunk and goes clubbing like eight days a week right or she
is still friends with all of her ex boyfriends right or she only buys
high-end stuff and wants you to pay for them and on top of all that she never
seems to support you in your endeavor and in fact fill you up with negativity
if you have been in this situation before and learned your lesson you would
probably run in these situations but if you haven’t sadly
the white knight inside you will wake up and you will try with all your power to
help out this damsel in distress and that’s why to save you from that trouble
I’m gonna tell you exactly how you can find your soul mate and actually
identify her in the crowd welcome to the ladies man gentlemen let’s talk about
your the one. so the first step of finding your ideal match is to actually
go and define her we all have a vague idea of how our ideal girlfriend should
look like but quite honestly most of the time that is 90 percent based on looks
but if you want to be in a happy healthy supportive relationship you need to go a
little beyond just looks so do this grab yourself a pen and paper and start
defining how your ideal girlfriend would look like so I have created a list of
categories that you might want to consider when you are trying to define
your girlfriend and that is going to come up right here somewhere and of
course you can pick and choose from that list and can fully customize it to your
new so that you can properly define your
ideal match so you can ask yourself questions like how would she look of
course and then you can ask like how honest she would be how independent she
would be financially or otherwise how morally strong she would be how
emotionally strong she would be how supportive she would be how responsible
she would be all these qualities that that you have as your value and you look
for in other people that you really admire list them all down and really
create a wholesome picture of this human being that you are going to find out
after you have defined what your ideal girlfriend would look like you would
probably have a pretty solid idea of what her hobbies would be right and then
you would probably understand where you can actually go and find her for example
if it is important for you for her to have a passion of reading it is evident
that you would find her in quiet coffee shops or book shops or library much more
frequently than you would find her say in a loud nightclub so when you know
what the probable locations of finding this girl go and hang out in those
places right be frequent in those places in those coffee shops or book clubs or
libraries and you would be amazed to see how many women you are now meeting who
actually fit your bill than you used to meet before now a word of caution make
sure that you qualify her before deciding she is the one most men have
this problem that we being visual creatures what happens is whenever we
see a girl who is hot enough we are ready to let go some of the important
traits just for our hotness like I call it the hotness discount don’t do that
have yourself a few non-negotiable conditions that you wouldn’t
let go off no matter how hot she is and the reason why this is important is for
two things number one is this will take your mind off of trying to impress her
and you would actually now instead of impressing her be qualifying her which
will immediately put you in a place of abundance and will make you look like a
higher quality male and thus other women would also gravitate towards you and of
course if this woman also fits the bill she would be much more interested to go
out with you because you come across as such an alpha that you were always
qualifying her instead of being like a puppy beta who tiptoes around her legs
and really acts like a fanboy more than a potential partner so this brings
me to the last advice of this relatively shorter video and that is stay away from
toxic people right and I have actually found out that there are actually 12
toxic type of women that you should never never date and in fact if you find
one you should run the opposite way those are women like the gold diggers
the irresponsible ones the drunk ones the daddies princess the jealous one the
insecure one right there are 12 type of them and I have listed them all and
talked in detail about them in my blog I’m gonna link that below make sure that
you remember them because the next time you run into a girl and you start
talking to her and you find one of these 12 dangerously red flags make sure that
you can get yourself out of that conversation no matter how hot she is if
you can do this it will not only save you from a lot of potential drama in the
future but would also give you a feeling of abundance because now you actually do
have a quality check and that actually is way hotter to other women and that
will not only help you have a good image for other
women but also if you surround yourself with high quality people you would soon
see that the overall quality of your life would also increase so I would also
recommend that have such a list for your ideal friends as well because you know
what happens is all of us in some situation or other meet some people then
interact with them only later we find out that they don’t really fit the bill
and in those situations what happens is the friendship the bonding is already so
strong that we hesitate to remove ourselves from that toxic situation and
it only worsens day by day so really define your girlfriend and for that
matter your good best friends as well and then go find her out qualify her and
then go find your the one life is too short for living and regrets so go and
have fun with your life and I will see you on the next video

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Personal Identity: Crash Course Philosophy #19

November 11, 2019

Crash Course Philosophy is brought to you
by Squarespace. Squarespace: share your passion with the world. Who is The Doctor? Is it this guy?
Or this one? How about him? As any good Whovian knows, the answer is yes,
all of them. But, also, wait: No. In the show Doctor Who, each incarnation of
The Doctor has a completely different body, different mannerisms, likes and dislikes and,
to some extent, memories. So… how are they all The Doctor? Science fiction is great at giving us scenarios to grapple with that seem far-out and only barely possible. But when you think about it, the issue of Who is Who isn’t that much more clear-cut in real life. The fact is, you can take the same questions I asked about The Doctor, and ask them about anyone. Like…me. I mean, are these people any more similar
to each other…than these people? [Theme Music] Last time, we talked about identity – or basically, what makes an object the same over time. And the concept can get more complex when we talk about our own identity, or the identity of others. When talking about ships or trees, we might be willing to say yeah, ok, that’s just not the same thing it used to be. But when we’re talking about, say, me! I have the strong belief that I’m the same person that mom and dad brought home from the hospital back in 1980. I’m that same kid that cut his hand open
on that broken flower pot – I have the scar to prove it! And there’s some guy in the future who’s still going to be me, even though he’ll be all stooped over, and wrinkled, and gray.
At least, I hope. And you probably think of yourself in the same way – that you’ll keep being the same person, from birth to death. But, you could argue
– and some have – that the only thing that really remains constant
about you your whole life is your name. And for some of us, even that changes! Philosophers have struggled with the issue
of personal identity for a long time, trying to find that special something – that
essential property – that makes you you, the thing that preserves
your identity through time, and through all the changes that come with
it. Let’s take a look at some of ideas they’ve
come up with. First there’s the Body Theory. This is sort of the default position that
most people have – and the assumption that Doctor Who messes
with so badly. It says that personal identity persists over time because you remain in the same body from birth to death. Now, in a sense, that’s true – I don’t know anybody outside of, like, Freaky Friday that’s had a body transplant. But, it’s not like you consist of all of the same, identical stuff that you had when you were born. You’ve sloughed off and replaced your outer
layer of skin, for example, hundreds of times so far. Your red blood cells only live about 4 months
before they’re cycled out. Even your skeleton is constantly being remodeled. So, kind of like the Doctor – or the Ship
of Theseus – you’re constantly being replaced by new
physical versions of yourself. And if you are your body, then how much of
you can change until you become a new you? Can you get a haircut? What if you lose or
gain a lot of weight? Or grow a beard? Or put John Travolta’s
face on your face? Let’s go over to the Thought Bubble and explore the ideas of our bodies, and ourselves, with some Flash Philosophy! 20th century English moral philosopher Bernard
Williams proposed a thought experiment, to make us consider where we think our personal
identity resides. It goes something like this:
You and I have been kidnapped by a mad scientist. He tells us that, tomorrow morning, he’s
going to transfer all of your mental content – all of your beliefs, memories, personality,
everything – into my brain. And then he’s gonna move all of my mental
content into your brain. Presumably, this is how he earned the title
of mad scientist. But he also tells us that, after the procedure
is complete – and your mental content is in this body,
and my mental content is in yours – he’ll give one of the bodies a million dollars,
and the other body will be tortured. And he’s decided to let you pick which body
gets the torture and which one gets the cash. What do you decide? Your answer should give you a clue about where you think your identity lies. Thanks, Thought Bubble! Now our friend John Locke didn’t cotton to the idea that the most essential aspect of a person is her body. For Locke, the thing that makes you you is
the non-physical stuff – your consciousness. But Locke recognized that we don’t maintain a single consciousness over the course of our entire lives. We go to sleep every day, but, when we wake up, our conscious selves remember who we were the day before. So Locke posited a Memory Theory of personal
identity. He believed that your identity persists over time, because you retain memories of yourself at different points, and each of those memories is connected to
one before it. Now, we don’t remember every single moment – I mean, do you remember what you ate for lunch last Tuesday? But you can probably remember a time when you did remember that – like, say, last Tuesday afternoon. And if you can remember that version of yourself, then you’re still connected to the Tuesday-at-lunch
person, through a chain of memory. And this process can take us back a lot farther
than last Tuesday. Locke said that if you can remember back to
your first day of kindergarten, you maintain a memory link to that person. Sure, your Mom also remembers that day, but
no one remembers it from the inside – the butterflies in your stomach; the way your new shoes felt stiff after a summer of running barefoot. That’s your memory, and since it’s yours, you must be the same person who experienced that memory. The memory theory actually makes a lot of sense, but it’s got some problems of its own. First off, no one remembers being born. Now that’s not a bad thing, really – I mean, I imagine none of us would really want to recall that particular experience – or the couple of years that we spent after
that, pooping in our pants. But, if personal identity requires a memory, then none of us became who we are until our first memory, which means we all lost at least a couple
years at the beginning. What’s more,
if you’re committed to this view, you have to accept that people stop being
the same person if they lose their memories. So, say a person begins to suffer from dementia. Once he’s lost the ability to remember his
past, does he stop being that person? So the memory theory presents problems for
both the beginnings and ends of life, but there’s also the issue of false memories. Memory, after all, is notoriously tricky. We know that a group of eyewitnesses are likely
to recount the same event very differently. So, how do we know that the memories we have
are accurate? And if they’re not – if things didn’t
actually happen the way you remember – then how do those faulty memories influence
your identity? Do they make you a partially fictional person? So, at first, Locke’s theory seems to have
some advantages over the Body Theory, because consciousness and memory persist through
your body’s physical changes. But, after just a little interrogation, you
find that memory is pretty tenuous too. Now, here’s the sixty-four-thousand-Altairian-dollar
question: Does any of this really matter? Like, who cares if there’s a you that persists
from your birth to your death? Maybe all you feel like you need to know is that your self has to go to work and pay bills, and that’s plenty. But the matter of personal identity isn’t
just a conceptual puzzle. It’s also deeply important when you’re
thinking about how you should live your life. For example, do you believe that you have
obligations to particular people in your life? Well, if those people don’t persist as distinct identities, then your obligations might not either. And the same goes for how people think about
you. Your boss only has to give you the raise she
promised you, if each of you remains the same person you
were when she made the promise. In fact, if next Friday, you’re not the same person anymore, she doesn’t even have to pay you! The fact is, we’ve all built our lives and
our society on the expectations that individuals will continue to be who they are, unchanged – and those people expect the same thing out of you. So now you can see…this really is your problem.
You expect a paycheck. You expect people to keep their promises. But as we learned back with Clifford and James
and epistemic responsibility, you don’t just get to believe things without
reasons. So if you think you deserve that paycheck,
you need to figure out why. Today we talked about personal identity. We considered the two main answers people give to the question of where your identity lies – in your body, or in the connected memories
of your consciousness. We found some pretty significant problems
with each of them, and then we talked about why the persistence of identity is actually something you should care about! Next time, we’ll return to this issue, to talk about whether you really need the idea of a “you” that persists over time. If you still exist then, I hope you join me. This episode of Crash Course Philosophy is
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Overview of iOFFICE’s IWMS Workplace Management Cloud-Based Software

November 11, 2019

The workplace has changed It’s no longer about the walls that confine it it’s about engaging your workforce and
liberating their productivity which makes managing the office more
challenging than ever today you need more insights and more data to plan for the future of your organization and in order to grow your business today’s digital employees need tech-savvy flexible workspaces to collaborate and
be productive from anywhere at anytime what if you could accomplish all of this
through a single technology platform? You can with iOFFICE. Our robust and agile SaaS
technology helps workplace leaders capture, analyze, and provide insight in
order to strategize and plan for a smarter more reliable future with the iOFFICE Marketplace the first ever app environment designed for the digital workplace you can easily integrate, evaluate and share data across the most critical workplace applications both iOFFICE and the iOFFICE Marketplace allow workplace leaders to track space use use and capacity, receive and coordinate service tickets, locate assets and manage guests these also empower and engage
your workforce allowing them to easily do things like find people, events and
places, book meeting spaces and check into flex desks, receive guests and
packages and submit work orders most importantly you have access to real-time data that doesn’t just take the pulse of the organization, it plans for the
marathon of your company’s growth and success this encompasses instant
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forward With iOFFICE and the iOFFICE Marketplace we believe that the power of
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Tik Tok App Settings Complete Tutorial [Hindi/Urdu]

November 11, 2019

Hello Friends A lot of people ask me How to setup tik tok settings Means, the ask how to hide videos How to make our tik tok account private How to disable comments How to disable Duet or React And a lot of questions are asked by people in comments And they also ask some simple things Like how to use qr code So today i am going to tell you about all the settings on tik tok app I am going to tell you all the things in detail So you have to be patient and understand all the things Please hit LIKE First of all open your PROFILE Now you have the option on the right upper corner to open settings Press this button Now you have all the settings at one place Now open Manage My Account first You have My Qr Code Option here If you open this option You have your own profile’s QR Code It will help you share your profile If you want to share your profile, Then click on the Save Image button Now the image will be downloaded to your Gallery application Now you can send this image to anyone on whatsapp, facebook, instagram etc. This will benefit people to find your profile quickly You can also do one more thing from here If you want to find someone else’s profile in tik tok Click on Scan QR Code option And scan someone else’s QR Code from here Send that image to any other device and open this option Now that you can see that I have scanned a random QR Code from the Internet Now you can see that a profile is opened here We accessed a profile wiithout searching for it You can do the same with a code which is sent by your friend Do the same and scan the code Then you can access his profile easily You only need it’s picture in someone else’s mobile phone Then your friend’s profile will be accessed Let’s go to the next setting You have a setting to change your phone number You can safeguard your profile by doing this You can set your country from here Then you will have to add your phone number from here You can also set a password for the tik tok app here Here is another setting You can remove your tik tok account by clicking here You will be sent a code on your mobile phone or email You have to enter your received code You can then verify your identity and remove the account Then you will be able to delete your account This is only for your safety So that anyone else may not remove your account Now we open Privacy and Safety Setting This one is the crucial setting for your account Here you must concentrate and pick correct settings Or else your account may fall into a problem So pay close attention to this one First, you have Allow Others to Find me option If you leave it ON Other users will be able to search for your profile in Tik Tok If you Turn it OFF Then no one will be able to search for your profile So you must leave this option if you want other to follow you Now we have other setting of Private Account If you Turn this one ON Then no one will be able to watch your videos on Tik Tok So you should leave it ON if you want to increase your followers If you want to make videos only for yourself and download it to your phone Then you may Turn it ON Now none will see your videos Now let’s look at other options Who Can Download My Video You can select whom you want to allow to download your video Three Options: Off, Friends, Everyone Who Can React to Me This one is for Comments and Reaction Videos You can see React Button in the Share button This button will hide if you don’t allow this option You may not want someone to react I may tell you how people may react to your videos This screen may explain the React option further So this one is the react function in Tik Tok I may recommend you should leave the react on Again it is in your hands Who Can Duet with me You may already know what are Duet videos A lot of people make Duet videos If you click on the share button You may find duet option here If you click on the Duet button You may see that you can record your video side by side with that video SO you may allow or Disable this one also Who Can Send Me Messages You can turn this one OFF or allow your Friends Block List If someone teases you on Tik Tok You may block him Those blocked users will appear here WALLET You may find your coins here Also you can buy more coins from here These coins are used to send emojis and gifts to other users When they are LIVE MY REWARDS You may find your diamonds here You may Cash them out But you may require certain amount before you may Cash them Out You may withdraw all your earnings from tik tok from here SHARE PROFILE You can share your profile with anyone from here Someone may get to your profile directly from that link GENERAL SETTINGS Push Notifications You may Turn on and Off different notification types from here You may not want to be hassled all the time if you have a bigger account There is a variety of Notifications here Digital Wellbeing Open this one If you turn it ON It will ask you to set a Password Screen Time Management If you turn it ON Then Tik Tok app will not let you use App more than 2 hours Then you have to enter then password to open the app again RESTRICTED MODE If you Turn this one ON Then inappropriate videos will not be shown in your timeline The may include obscene language or imagery Then also no one will be able to access your private things Also anyone may not purchase coins from your account No one will be able to Send Gifts to anyone LIVE PHOTO I already told you this one in another video This one is used for settings Tik Tok video as Wallpaper I already made a video about this Find a Card at the top of this video That video will explain how you may set this video as live wallpaper in your phone Any video will be available for setting on home screen It will be like this It is an awesome thing GENERAL SETTINGS Animated Thumbnail These are animated thumbnails These are videos posted by other users These may consume some extra data You may turn them OFF Switch Language Change language here A lot of languages are available Now only About is left These are for you to read You may clear cache to save storage You may have to read other policies and terms of use so that you may not be convicted by tik tok You may stay safe by reading them You may want to stay connected to this channel so that you may get more information like this

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What Are Soft Skills & Why They Are Important

November 11, 2019

Welcome! Thank you. It’s a pleasure to be here. Great to have you. Workforce Solutions offers so many workshops that are free to the public and one of The most critical ones, you could say, is the soft skills workshop. And let’s just talk about what soft skills are. Sure, soft skills are interpersonal skills that are going to help someone communicate with their co-workers and management much more effectively. Companies across the United States are reporting that it’s much more difficult to find applicants that can communicate clearly. that can solve problems while still working with others, so even a survey on LinkedIn showed that 58% of hiring managers reported a lack of soft skills contributing to a lack of productivity for their companies. And you were even saying that, like you said this is a problem across the country, and some of the things you would think is common sense, like arriving on time, these are things that people are still not doing Definitely. I mean it’s punctuality. It’s working in a team. Skills that are as simple as that, that you might consider common sense that you need to brush up on because people are completely lacking in them. And this is something that is offered for people who already have an employment just that not only help you maintain that employment but hopefully move up top, that’s a lot of people’s goal. Definitely because hard skills and technical training are going to get you an interview, but it’s soft skills that are going to get you the job and help you keep the job so with Workforce Solutions Cameron, we provide a week long soft skills course, and it’s at no charge to the job seekers and upon completion you’re going to get a certificate that’s endorsed by the Society for Human Resource Management, so if you already have a job that’s something that’s going to help you keep it. If you’re looking for a job, that’s something that hiring managers are going to see and know that you have the skills that they’re looking for. So it’s something that they’ll recognize too If you hand it to them. Definitely.

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Side Hustle Time Management: Realistic Morning Routine ☀️

November 11, 2019

Speaker 1: As a side hustler, or a busy professional
who has other projects going on outside of work, then your morning routine is absolutely
everything. And I don’t mean a super complicated morning routine. You don’t need that, not
at all. What I mean with a morning routine is a ritual, a set of habits that set you
up for success every single day so that you can really give your best.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to my channel. My name is Francesca and I’m a productivity and
time management coach. On this channel I share my best tips and advice so that you can increase
your productivity and make the most of your time and energy to achieve your goals. So
make sure that you subscribe and hit the notification bell so you don’t miss a single video. So
I’m going to share with you my best tips to create a realistic morning routine when you
are a side hustler and you have so much going on you cannot spend two hours just going through
your morning routine. So you need something that is really simple that you can stick to
every single day and that’s just super effective. Speaker 1: I was a side hustler myself only
until a couple months ago. And as a side hustler, I remember my morning routine was really what
set me up for success for the whole day. And my morning routine was very, very simple,
but the power of my morning routine was it was very consistent and I could stick to it
no matter what. I’m going to share with you how was my morning routine at the time. So
I used to wake up at around 6:30, 6:15 every morning and I would make myself a glass of
lemon water or a cup of lemon water, hot lemon water in winter. And then after that I would
just sit on this couch and I would meditate and journal. And sometimes I would also read
a couple of pages, if my journal session was a little bit shorter. So altogether my morning
routine took me about 30 minutes, not even 30 minutes, so 20 to 30 minutes.
Speaker 1: And I remember it was super effective because the meditation really helped me clear
my mind and start getting focused for the day. And the journaling cleared my negative
thoughts and instead created a more positive and productive attitude for me, so I could
really take on the day with the best approach and the best attitude possible. And so then
I would write down my one, two, three top priorities, usually the critical, critical
tasks for my business. And I would start working on at least completing one of those tasks
before work. Speaker 1: So after my morning routine, I
had the breakfast, I got ready for the office and then before going to the office I was
focusing on completing, was taking about 15 minutes to complete at least one of my critical
tasks for my business, so that early in the morning, even before eight, I had already
done something very, very important to move my business forward. I want to know, do you
have a morning routine? If you do, leave me in the comments below what you do for your
morning routine. I love knowing what other people do in their morning routines.
Speaker 1: Having a morning routine is key, not just because of the things that you do
during your morning routine. Not because you do meditation specifically, or because you
journal, or because you read. It’s not what you do, it’s really the fact that you do it,
and that you stick to it and that it’s the way that you start each day. Having those
habits in place, that routine in place that you stick to every single day, no matter what,
is going to give you structure, it’s going to give you consistency. And that structure
and that consistency and that discipline is going to carry on to the day, the week and
the month. It’s going to help you build a momentum. Also because in your morning routine
you want to do things that energize you, that motivates you and that make you feel positive
and productive, so that you can use that momentum for whatever you have to do during the day.
Speaker 1: So the first and most important thing you have to do for your morning routine
is that you need to wake up at roughly the same time every single day. And of course
you need to also go to bed roughly at the same time every day. And having this regular
schedule is going to help your body adjust to it. Your body essentially is going to get
used to a certain rhythm and your energy levels are going to stay consistent throughout the
whole day. My next tip is to know exactly what do you need to do and can be prepared.
So when you wake up, it’s so tempting, especially when it’s cold and it’s winter time, it’s
so tempting to just stay in bed for 15 more minutes because anyway, even if I don’t meditate
… But no, the most important thing is you know exactly what you have to do so you are
more likely to get out of bed and do your morning routine. And this is also, because
you’re going to pick habits and activities that you really enjoy, it’s going to be easier
for you to get out of bed in the morning. Speaker 1: So make sure that you have everything
ready for your morning routine, that you are super prepared. So for example, if you like
to workout in the morning, make sure that you have your workout clothes already laid
out for you from the night before. And if you meditate and journal, like I do in the
morning, make sure that you know exactly where in the house you’re going to do your meditation,
so for me I know I’m always sitting more or less right where I am right now, and I know
I’m going to do my meditation. I always use Inside Timer to do it. I have a few meditations
that I have bookmarked, so I already know which ones I’m going to do. I prepare my journal
the night before. I prepare my journal and my pens and so I know exactly what I’m going
to do and it’s so easy to simply get up and do it.
Speaker 1: There are so many things that you can decide to do in your morning routine and
the number of things you can do is basically endless, but you want to start small. You
want to start picking one thing that you really would love doing in the morning, and then
if you want you can gradually build your way up to two to three to four things, whatever
works for you. But the most important thing is that you build your way up gradually.
Speaker 1: And also it’s really important that you keep your morning routine short,
simple, realistic, and in order to do that, I think, when you have a morning routine that
is around 30 minute long, I think that that is more than enough. Then, if you want to
do more and have a longer morning routine, I love long morning routines, I’m all for
long morning routines, but you need to know that it’s not very realistic for most people.
And I think if you are a side hustler, it’s not going to be super realistic for you to
have a morning routine that lasts for more than 30 minutes. 30 minutes is more than enough
and everything else that you do on top of that is optional.
Speaker 1: To make sure that your morning routine is very realistic. You can ask yourself
this simple question, would I be able to stick to my morning routine, even on vacation? So
imagine you are in a completely different context. You’re not at home, you’re away,
you are around other people. Would you be able to stick to your morning routine? If
the answer is no, then you need to simplify things. And if the answer is yes, well done.
Speaker 1: Make sure that you check out my morning productivity formula. I have left
the link below in the description box. When you download the workbook, you’ve got all
of the basics to create your own morning routine and you also got to have a tracker tool to
really make sure that your morning routine becomes a habit for you. And let me know how
your morning routine goes once you start using the formula. Now go have a super productive
day and I’ll see you soon.

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How To Use The All-New Task View In Todoist

November 11, 2019

The Task View. What is it and how do you
get the most out of it? [INTRO MUSIC] Hello and welcome to another episode of
my Working With Todoist series. My name is Carl Pullein, and in
this week’s episode I’m taking you into the all-new Task View in Todoist
Foundations. And most people have been wondering what is it and how do I get
the most out of it? And in this week’s episode, that’s
exactly what I’m going to show you what you can do. Okay, now before I take you into Todoist, I would just like to say; if you do get any value from this episode and you
do like it, then please help me by hitting that like button below. And if
you haven’t subscribed to my channel yet and you want to get regular updates and
tips and tricks on Todoist, productivity and so much more, then please subscribe
to my channel. Okay let me now take you into Todoist and I’ll show you what the task view does. Right,. Now before we go into the
actual task view sheet, I suppose, if you want to call it. I just want to show you
one thing and the first thing is that you can actually add your labels in the
traditional way. So I can actually do this which. Let’s say I’ve got a thinking
label there. I can actually add the date here so I can type in today, and I can
add in, I can actually even have the project using the hash tag in here as
well. So, if I wanted to put this into my foundations project I can tap on that.
However, there is another way of doing this. So I really want to point out that
you haven’t lost that ability and that is really like quick processing. But the
actual view that I want to show you is the task view, which gives you a
little. I think it’s nice because it actually helps to give you a little bit
more time to think about what you actually want to
do with the task. Now you can do as I say, right here, you can see you can do the
quick processing just using the keyboard shortcuts that we’ve always been able to
do. But you can also take your time and show and think carefully about how
you want to manage the task. And I actually like that because it makes you
step back instead of rushing and just dumping stuff into projects or areas of
focus. This is really helping you to make you think about what you really want to
do with this task. Which I think is always a good thing because these days a
lot of people are not spending enough time thinking. Okay another thing I want
to just to clear up from last week actually now to go into the task view or
do it we’ll start from here. To go into the task view and go into the inbox and
you hit the “I” button. Right there. And that will give you basically
everything you need with this task so I’ve got what else …in new in…what else
is new in foundations, and we’re currently in the inbox. Now, if I tap that
it takes me straight back to the inbox so that’s not going to give you the
project view. There’s another way of doing that. Okay, we tap on this one
here schedule. Now this will give you your date picker and it’s very good. You
can add the date. if it’s a long time in the future, let’s say 20th of March, you
know, I can do that and it’s going to come up with 20th of March you know, the next one. So I can do that’s no problem. And, of course, I’ve got today,
tomorrow, next week blah, blah, blah. So That’s all that and that’s just by
tapping on the schedule. Now we come down here we got sub-tasks. So you can add sub-tasks directly to this particular task. Not just the project but the task. So you
can just tap that and I covered that a little bit last week anyway so I’m not
going to go into too much detail. But you can just add the sub-tasks like here.
This is a sub-task and that’s in. So you can add that and what if I… if I come out
of this for a moment you can see that now that sub-task has been added to the
actual task itself. So that’s something you want to be aware of it doesn’t just
stay in the task view it does show up on your list as well. Okay, so we’ve done
that and that also, by the way, if you look at that that also has task-view. So
you’ve got quite a few of them there. So just keep that one in mind you can go
into each task will havek its own task view. Okay next, coming up here we’ve
got the comments and you can just add your comments in here and, by the way,
just for those of you who are relatively new to Todoist, you do realize that you can
actually, if you want to tag that you can actually drag documents from add
documents directly from your Dropbox or Google Drive folder. All you need to do
is connect those, or of course, if this is on your computer you can just drag and
drop in files into this box here. That’s something to keep in mind. So if you
are a Dropbox user or Google Drive user you can connect your accounts to your Todoist and then have access to all your files in Dropbox or Google Drive or both.
So, there you go something that I haven’t mentioned for a while. Okay coming up
next I’m going to go to this here. Now this is the bit that I actually missed last
week. Now I’m just going to come out of here a minute if I go into my
what’s new into the Foundation’s project, you’ll see that I’ve actually got a
category called Step Two of project. That’s in here. Now
there’s no tasks in that right now. I do have this one here which is the
actual task that I created last week but there’s no task but this is a
category. I want to show you something from here. Now if you want to move this
to a category there is actually a way from from the task view. You cannot do it
from the… you cannot do it from this view So if I do the project view it’s not
going to give me the option, even if I type or tap on there. It won’t give me
the option of moving it to a category. But there is a way of doing it, and I’ll
show you how to do that so what we do is you’re going to into this and we go into
the project. Select a project I’m going to go to foundation project. And you’ll
see that what’s happened is “type a section” no section or Step 2 Of Project.
is right here. Now I missed this simply because it’s not actually very clear. I
think the design team at Todoist will probably fix this in the near future.
Either they’ll blur the background. as you can see very clearly underneath that
you can see Areas of Focus, Business Development. But I missed it completely
because it’s not very clear now, of course, I can type “step” and
it comes up there and I can just tap on that. And that now adds that
project, as you can probably just see in the background, to my category. Now the
thing is you do need to be aware of the categories that you have. You can add
your labels from here and you just tap on here. Let’s just say this is a this
is a this is a sub-task. So I’m going to say this is “writing” you can just tap on
that and I can flag it. We can flag on here. I can add a priority one and I can
add an alarm to know whatever… That’s actually a reminder. It’s not just the
date. Remember the date is here. The schedule comes here. This is just
actually adding a reminder. And then over here, I can now show completed tasks. I
don’t think there is any. I copy link to task, which I will cover in another
episode, what that actually does. Add comments via email
and it’ll give you an email address for that. And you could just archive or delete the
tasks. So you have a number of options And this is really where you can manage
the tasks that you are working from. But I really like the fact that you can
actually do a lot within these systems. So review new task view, which
is here. And I’ve got how to get back to the basic task. And as I say, from last
week, that when you tap a sub-task it disappears. All you have to do to bring
it back is show completed tasks and then I can just tap on there, and it will
bring them back right there. And you can see the tasks. Not too much, but what I
really like about the task view is that you’ve got everything in one place so
you can see, you can organize a task, you can reschedule the task. You can still do
that from the original way, but this is just a nicer, cleaner way and it does
make you think and if you find that you are, for example, one of the top things I
see a lot of people having problems with is they have a something like review new
task view say I’m not going to do that today, so they reschedule for
tomorrow, and then reschedule it for tomorrow. What you could do is you can
just open up the comments and just make a quick note: how many times are you
rescheduling this. and that will give you, give you, a heads up, a kind of like a
warning that you’re not doing this task you just rescheduling. Which is remember
not doing. Okay hopefully that’s given you a good overview of what the task view, the new task view, feature is in Todoist
Foundations and to get to it as I say is just hit the information–the little
‘I” button–there next to the task it’ll bring everything up, and you can
schedule it, you can do pretty much anything. You can even edit the task as
well in here. Just tap on that and it will edit the task. So there you go.
Hopefully, you found this useful. If you have any questions, feel free to ask them
in the comments below and I’ll be more than happy to answer them. it just remains for me now to wish you all a very very productive week. Thank you very
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Study LESS, Study SMART – What I Wish I Knew in College

November 11, 2019

I would bet that you are not studying anywhere
nearly as effectively as you could be. And why should you care? Well, if you study more effectively, you can
learn more and retain more in less time. That translates to less time studying, better
grades, and more time doing the things you actually enjoy. In this video, we’ll cover all of the study
hacks I learned in medical school, and what I wish I knew back in college. What’s going on guys, Dr. Jubbal, MedSchoolInsiders.com. This video is an updated version of my first
ever video: “Premed Study Strategies – What I Wish I Knew in College”. By following the tips in this video, you’ll
be studying less and earning better grades immediately. I just wish I was studying like this sooner. Without further ado, let’s get to it. First, active versus passive learning. The default studying pattern we all employ
is passive learning. It’s easier, requires less effort, and overall
is just more comfortable. Active learning is more challenging, it’s
less comfortable, but is ultimately much more effective. There are 4 Steps we must address to actually
use active learning. Steps 1 and 2 are about obtaining the
information, and Steps 3 and 4 are about reviewing and reinforcing the information. The first Step is to identify what is important. Not all information is created equal. To employ active learning, you must constantly
be sorting information and assessing its relative importance. Second, organize the information in a way
that you understand. Again, as an active process, this isn’t going
to be just copying and regurgitating information, instead you are going to be doing the difficult
task of synthesizing the information in your own words, in diagrams or in other study aids. For example, I loved creating tables and charts. Let’s say I was comparing macro-minerals,
like sodium, potassium and chloride in the GI system. I would take the extra time and effort to
extract the relevant information and organize it in a chart format. The process of creating this chart was enough
to improve my understanding of the concepts and now I also had an excellent study tool
to review at a later date. Number three, memorize. You need to memorize the information in an
active way. I’ll get to how to do that later. And lastly, apply the information. You can do practice questions from the textbook
or online services. Old practice tests or practice quizzes from
your professor are also fantastic resources. Next, let’s talk about your studying environment. This is an area requiring more personalization,
so it’s key that you figure out what works best for you. First, the location. Do you prefer coffee shops and libraries,
or studying at home? If you’ve seen the video of my workspace,
then you understand why I love working at home. Many people do however get easily distracted
at home and that is why they prefer the coffee shop or library since helps them focus on
the work at hand. Next, group versus solo studying. Are you studying by yourself or with other
people? My split varied but it was roughly 50/50. Maybe a little bit more time studying solo. In group study the rate of reviewing material
is slower but the main benefit is working through and reinforcing difficult concepts
while also keeping you motivated and sane. That being said, groups need to be small. Study with only one or two other people. Groups larger than this have severely diminishing
returns because you are going to get distracted and your productivity will plummet. One of the biggest advantages to group study
is the ability to teach what you have learned. This teaching reinforces the material for
yourself and you also help out your friends and classmates. I go over how to use a strategy in my Fineman
Technique video. Now, there is a trade-off between novel stimuli
and maintaining a routine. Novel stimuli such as varying your study location
has been demonstrated to improve recall and retention. However, for some this works directly against
the benefits of a routine. The routine of waking up at the same time,
studying in the same place, etcetera, may facilitate productivity and fight off procrastination. The novel stimuli of studying in new locations
and with new people may impede your ability to get into the groove and maintain productivity
long term. I found myself studying in usually the same
spaces. Either I was in my med school in the empty
classrooms, which is when I usually did group study, or I was at home studying solo with
my optimal setup. Now, in terms of timing and pacing, one of
my all-time favorite study hacks is the Pomodoro Technique. Essentially, you focus on one task, study
in these 25-minute blocks, take five minute breaks and it sounds very simple but it actually
is super effective at fighting procrastination, improving your focus and maintaining endurance. I go over how you can use it most effectively
in my Pomodoro video. Third, let’s talk about obtaining the information. Generally, you’re going to be obtaining information
in one of two ways as a pre-med, either lecture or textbooks. During lecture, most of us follow along with
our own copy of the Powerpoint and we just take notes in the comments section. This is a very passive way of learning. Here are some other options to improve your
methods of obtaining information. First, consider writing versus typing your
notes. Each, of course, has its pros and cons. Typing is faster which sounds great initially,
but if you type faster you are able to transcribe what the professor is saying verbatim. That is not good. This is a very passive way of taking notes. By writing, you generally write much slower
and therefore you have to emphasize the important information and rephrase and organize it into
your own words. Writing in comparison to typing has also been
demonstrated to improve recall possibly due to the increased motor coordination required
for writing. When I was in med school, styluses aren’t
what they are today and I opted for typing in some classes and writing on paper in others,
particularly for my summary sheets, which we’ll get to later. But now with the Surface Pro and the iPad
Pro with Apple Pencil you can get the best of both worlds. Check out my video on how to most effectively
take notes with the iPad and Apple Pencil. Second, let’s talk about lecture versus podcast. Your school may offer audio or video recordings
of your lectures. And for me, this worked best. However, there are of course distinct advantages
to attending lectures in person. For lecture, you have this set routine and
you’re surrounded by other people who are doing the exact same thing. It helps reduce distraction and encourages
you to be engaged in the lecture at least more so than if you were listening to a podcast
at home. You’re also able to ask questions in real
time. But the podcast on the other hand, gives you
the flexibility to watch whenever you want, meaning you can watch the lecture on your
own schedule when you’re well-rested and feeling fresh. You can also watch it at increased speeds. I personally opted for 1.5x or 2x playback
speed. Zoning out with slow speaking lectures was
a big issue for me and that’s why I love the ability to speed up the podcast because it
helped keep me engaged and focused. That being said, be careful of the temptation
of podcasting because it requires a great deal of discipline to stay on track and not
fall behind. If you are the type of student who would procrastinate
with podcasting, do yourself a favor and stick to attending lectures instead. Okay, now let’s talk about rewatching lectures. This is a total waste of time. I understand the thought process behind it
– you want to make sure you didn’t miss anything important and you want to reinforce the content. Repetition. The problem is that rewatching lectures is
extremely passive, even more so than attending it the first time. Your time is better spent reviewing the information,
synthesizing it and doing active learning, questions, flashcards, etcetera. Do not rewatch the lectures or re-listen to
recordings. Use your textbook, other resources, your classmates
or your professors office hours if you need clarification. Now, let’s move on to textbooks. I used to highlight the textbooks and read
my highlights several times to review prior to exams, but that’s obviously a terribly
passive way to study. Reviewing your PowerPoint slides or Word documents
is equally ineffective. Instead, make the process as active as you
can, even at the time of initial exposure. Using either your computer or notepad, summarize
what you read into your own words. By doing this, you are identifying the important
information and organizing it in a way that you will understand – this whole process
will ultimately drastically improve your recall during test time. Lastly, let’s cover memorization. Memorization is arguably the toughest part
of studying, at least for most students. There are a few different methods you can
use to memorize information much faster and much more effectively. First, summary sheets which some people like
to call condensed notes. One of the best ways to memorize is to summarize
the information. Let’s say you have three pages of notes for
one lecture. Condense them into one page by organizing
and restructuring the information into smaller chunks. And I don’t just mean decreasing the font
size, adjusting the margins, I mean actually go through and read your notes carefully and
extract the highest yield points and rephrase them again into your own words. This process of condensing alone is a form
of active learning and it will reinforce the material. But now, you also have this condensed study
resource that you can review at a later date. One of the most powerful ways to memorize
information is spaced repetition. We know that repetition is key to memorization. The idea here is that after each review, you
can increase the interval between reviews. For example, you are exposed to the information
on day zero, then you see it again after 24 hours, then after that another 72 hours, etcetera. Instead of reviewing it every day, you only
review it right before you’re about to forget. To perform spaced repetition on your own requires
a lot of scheduling and it’s not feasible. That’s why you need to use software like Anki. I have a playlist of tutorials that go over
exactly how to use it. I recommend that you make your own flashcards
within Anki and review them daily. By making your own cards (versus just taking
someone else’s), you are again taking advantage of the active learning process. Reviewing your cards daily is also key, because
otherwise you won’t be taking advantage of the spaced repetition. A big reason why flashcards are so effective
is because you’re using recall rather than recognition. Recognition shows you the right answer and
you tell yourself, “Oh, yeah. I recognize that.” Whereas recall requires you to extract the
information on the fly which is ultimately more similar to test day. The beautiful thing about flashcards is you
don’t have to sit down and spend 30 or 60 minutes at once. To get through all my cards each day I would
just open the Anki app on my phone at any brief moment of downtime. I will go through cards when I was, you know,
waiting in line at a restaurant or getting groceries or waiting for a friend. In those few minutes, I was able to perform
a handful of cards but this adds up throughout the day. In order to sit down and review one lecture
it’s going to take you 20 minutes at least. But if you do a few flashcards you just need
a few minutes. Now, these are all of the strategies that
I honed during medical school. If I went deep into each topic this video
would be ten times the length. If you’d like to know more about memorization,
Pomodoro, the Fineman Technique, or any other study strategy that I mentioned in this video,
there are links down in the description to teach you more. Let me know down in the comments what your
favorite study hack is or if you want me to cover another study strategy in an upcoming
video. Thank you all so much for watching. Happy studying. Good luck. And I will see you guys in that next one. [Music]

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FNAF The Musical -The Complete Series (Live Action feat. Markiplier, Nathan Sharp, & MatPat)

November 11, 2019

Hi! PG: Uh, hello? Hello? Hello? Hi, I’m Phone Guy. Pleasure to meet you! I’d like to leave a few quick words… Freddy’s Friends Can Be A Bit Active… Blah, Blah, Blah That’s Completly Absurd. Bonnie! Freddy! Time to get ready! Midnight already? Time To Play! Hey! I Heard They Heard They Hired A New Guy! And its his first day! I’ll try out all the cameras To See What They Do. Lets Check The Animatronics- Did One Of Them Just Move?? Don’t Be Dumb! That’s Insane! Look, They’re standing all the same. Except For One… Could It Be…? Bonnie’s Staring Right at me… Chica: Bonnie! Bonnie: Oops! Sorry! Mark: AHHH! What’s That Sound? It Seems To See Screaming! Everything’s Seeming slightly strange… Let’s Say Hi! He Seems A bit jumpy- How Do These Cameras Change?! They’re heading here just to eat me, Like juicy flesh-fruit! Or May they’ll all stuff me… …inside a Fazbear suit! Seal The Doors! Hit The Lights! Hey, New Guy! Are You All right? Say away! Leave me be! Don’t Be Scared! It’s Only Me! Chica: Maybe we should leave him a note! Mark: AHHHHHHHHH! Chica: Oh no! He sounds like he’s in trouble! Foxy, Are You There? The New Guy’s Trapped inside! They’re Breaking down the door! He sounds so terrified! Hold on! Foxy’s come to get you! IS THAT SOMETHING IN THE VENT?! Why’s It smell like blood and mucus?! That’s our natural scent! Hey! i need a disguise to hide in… a mask or a head! Hey chica, check The Kitchen! I think that’s camera’s dead! Don’t blink… Don’t breathe… Don’t move… Please, foxy, leave… *Baby I love you* *Baby I love oooooo* *You’re so fine* *Baby I love you* *Baby I love ooooooooo* *Oh girl, you know you’re mine, oh mine* *crash* Chica: Oops… Chica: You were right, Freddy! Chica: The kitchen camera’s dead! Chica: Ow… What’s he doing?! Sealing the air vents! NEW GUY, DON’T! YOU NEED FRESH AIR! Wow, I’m felling kind of loopy… At Least i don’t feel- -SCAAAAARED! Chica: Oh No! New guy forgot to wind the music box! Mark: Huh? What the heck do I need a music box for? The Puppet: To keep the puppet sleeping! Mark: AHHHHH! Mark: AUUGHH! Chica: New guy’s using too much power! Bonnie: New guy, open the door! You’re gonna blow a fuse! Mark: Get this thing away from me! (Whimpers) *Power down* Mark: AHHHHH! Freddy: Oh, he must be scared of the dark! Chica: Maybe he’ll cheer up if you sing him your song! Mark: I wanna go home! *flick* Hi there! I’m Freddy! wanna come and play? I Think you’re special In your own way! i’d love to sing a song with you! it’s out favorite thing to do! ‘Cause I love you through and through! Mark: Go away, go away, go away, go away… Mark: Your singing sucks! Bonnie: Wow. Tough crowd. (NO CRAP) Freddy: It’s not working! Freddy: Come on, guys! Freddy: Everybody sing along! Come play with freddy! Play the night away! All Freddy’s friends have come here to say We’d love to sing a song with you! It’s our favorite thing to do! ‘Cause we love you through and through! *thunder* Mark : Purple Guy!!! AJ: AJ! I’m AJ. Mark: Are you here to kill me? AJ: …No… I’m here for the morning shift. Mark: Morning Shift? *6 AM Bell* Mark: It’s 6 am! Mark: I-I lived! Mark: I LIVED! *Relieved laughter* AJ: Yep. Yep, you did. AJ: By the way, how are you getting so many hours? AJ: You’re scheduled four more nights this week. Mark: What? Mark: You’re not Foxy… Mark: No, no, no. You don’t get it. You don’t get it. Mark: There are animatronics, they’re children that were stuffed into animal suits Female Cop: Come on.
Mark: And they’re trying to kill everybody! Male Cop: Uh huh. Chica: We lose more security guards this way! *cries* *Police siren* Female Cop: We forgot to lock the perp in again… Male Cop: Ah, the chief’s gonna have our badges for this one. Female Cop: I won’t tell if you don’t. Mark: ohmigod *Phone ringing* *Beep* PG: *Over the phone* Uh, hello? PG: Oh, uh, hey. PG: I know we haven’t spoken in a while PG: But there’s been a… PG: Firearms related accident here at Freddy Fazbear’s PG: And we’re currently without a security guard for the night shift. PG: I know it’s not much, but I can get you a check on Friday. PG: The thing is, we need someone tonight, because… PG: Uh… well… PG: The shift starts at 12– PG: Oh! Uh, hello? Nate: Is the uniform still the same? Freddy: Bonnie? Bonnie?
Chica: Bonnie? Bonnie? Nate: AHH! Freddy: OOF! Bonnie: *muffled* Watch out for the fan! Nate: Oooh. Too late. *bonk* Chica: *gasps* Bonnie: *muffled yelling* Nate: You really can’t go one night without popping out of something, can you? *Unintelligible pirate sounds* Chica: He said he hid in there when Springtrap tried to stuff him in a Freddy Fazbear Suit. Nate: Oh, that’s horrible. Freddy: Hey! Nate: Speaking of horrible… What do we do about this? Chica: The puppet was the only one who could defend us. Freddy: And now with him gone, there’s no one to stop Springtrap. Bonnie: Well, I know a guy. Nate: Where does he live? A.J. : Sorry I’m late. Traffic was a b-… *Freddy laughing* *Foxy growling* *glass crash* *Phone ringing* Bonnie: Maybe nobody’s home. Nate: It’s Freddy Fazbear’s. We literally pay someone to be there. *Unintelligible pirate sounds* *Tires screeching, truck horn honking* Nate: Oh, oh right. *”Baby I love you” playing* *AJ singing along* *Phone rings* AJ: Yello? It’s Purple Guy. Nate: Hey, it’s Nate. I’m, uh… I’m gonna be a little late to my shift But don’t worry. I’ll be there as soon as I can. AJ: Sounds good. Oh, hey, by the way, Have you seen any of the animatronics lately? I couldn’t find any of them today. Nate: Uh… no. That’s weird. Chica: Super weird. Bonnie: Maybe they got in a car and left to go find somebody. Freddy: Shhh! You guys are gonna blow our cover! AJ : Sorry, did you say something? Nate: No, nothing at all. Bonnie: Why? Chica: Are you hearing voices? Bonnie: Maybe the resturaunt is haunted! Chica: And the souls of the undead children keep talking to you! Freddy: OH, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?? Nate: Hey, I, uh. I meant to ask… If you see something green tied up in the closet Could you, uh… Not mention it to anyone? AJ: You mean this old thing? I found it earlier when I was looking for the others. He kinda smells, doesn’t he? Nate: You should REALLY not touch that. AJ: Nah, it’s fine. I looks like someone burnt out its wiring almost a decade ago. Nate: Yeah, I know. That’s what’s scaring me. AJ: Well, I should probably get back to cleaning up. This place just keeps getting crappier every single night. Nate: Alright, just, uh… Make sure you’re out of the building by midnight. AJ: Copy that, boss. On the other hand… A little overtime never killed anyone. Bonnie: Ok, this is the place! Freddy: What about Springtrap back at the office? Chica: What if he escapes out into the streets? Nate: Look, you guys focus on getting inside. I’ll handle Springtrap. *BB’s music starts* BB: Hi Nate: Okay, buddy. Let’s keep him distracted. *Animatronics whispering* Mark: Huh? *Animatronics still whispering* Chica: *softly* Is anyone home? Foxy: Yar! Mark: AHH! *Thunk* Chica: Foxy! Are you okay? *Vicious growling* Nate: There you are. Would you kindly follow me? BB: Hello *BB laughs* *Vicious growling* Chica: Hi there! Mark: GAH! *Door slams* Chica: *sarcastically* Okay, good talk. *Springtrap growls* Nate: Oh! That’s not good. *Balloonbot beeps falter and fade* Nate: No! No! No, no, no! Come on! Come on! Freddy: Maybe we should calm down and sing a special song together. Mark: SHUT UP BEAR! Bonnie: Okay, just take it easy. Chica: Can you please put down the knife? Mark: Don’t come any closer! I’ll carve out his stuffing and I’ll wear his skin like a suit! Bonnie: Well now he’s just being ridiculous. *Menacing growl* Nate: Oh, please! Get up! *Vicious growling and snarling* Mark: You’re not taking me alive! Bonnie: Uh, we’re not taking you at all. Chica: We aren’t here to hurt you! Mark: Get away from me! I’ll do it! I swear! Freddy: PLEASE DON’T KILL ME! AHHHH! Nate: I’d be careful with that knife. As Freddy Fazbear… He holds a special place in the hearts of children, so… You should show him a little respect. Mark: You have the night shift? Are you with THEM? Nate: *sarcastically* No, I’m the Uber driver for a bunch of puppets. Mark: What do you want? Chica: Your help! Freddy: THERE’S A KILLER ANIMATRONIC ON THE LOOSE AT FREDDY FAZBEAR’S! Nate: We’d go to the police, but they’d probably think we’re crazy. Bonnie: Sound familiar? Mark: Okay, wait. Hang on a second. Even if I was to believe that you talking robots didn’t want to kill me. And even if I was willing to go back to Freddy Fazbear’s… Which, I’m NOT… What do I get out of this? Psychological damage? Uh, a horrible gruesome death? 25 years to life with a cellmate named BUFFALO–FRICKIN–BILL?? Nate: Oh, I don’t know. Proving you didn’t lie to the police would be pretty cool. Mark: Ffffine. Freddy: Hooray! Mark: Don’t touch me! Nate: Freddy’s opens in a few hours. We should lay low until everyone leaves for the night. Bonnie: Who wants to listen to some awesome tunes? *”Baby I love you” plays*
*Foxy sings along* Mark: Shut that off, or I will KILL you! *Loud snoring* Mark: You know, laying low is usually done quietly. Nate: They are nocturnal. Mark: They’re frickin’ creepy. Nate: They’re also that. Mark: How did you find out they were alive? Nate: Same way you did. Mark: With a machine gun? Nate: No, I had a bazooka. Mark: Don’t make fun of me. I killed a guy. He was just sweeping the floor. Nate: Actually, I heard that guy’s in stable condition. Mark: Really? I put three rounds in his chest. That guy must have some black magic. Nate: I’m starting to think he’s not the only one. Mark: You got a plan? Nate: Survive til 6 AM. Mark: I’m pretty good at that. Mark: Oh… That’s new. Nate: Well, at least Springtrap stayed distracted. Nate: He’s still in the building But without his wiring active, I have no idea how to shut him down. Mark: Is he actually made of springlocks? Nate: Yeah. Mark: Springlocks tend to fail when they get wet. Bonnie: Let’s drown him in the toilet. Chica: That’s a really ‘crappy’ idea! Freddy: There has to be something better than that. Nate: There is… We all know Freddy’s isn’t exactly up to code… But they do keep a fire extinguisher in every main area of the building. Chica: I like where this is going. Nate: So, if you can manage to find those, we can lure him back into the office… Mark: And hit him with everything we’ve got. Bonnie: Where do we find them? Nate: There should be one right here in the office, actually. Mark: No, it looks like someone already got it. Nate: Well then we’re gonna have to find one from somewhere else in the building. Freddy: We can hunt them down, if we know where to look. Nate: There’s one in the main stage, one backstage One in Pirate’s Cove and one in the kitchen. Mark: So… What am I here for? Nate: To spring the trap. Nate: Okay, it should be down near the floor on your left, Foxy. Your other left. Oh boy. Chica: Aha! I think I found it! Fire extinguisher! Check! *Chica screams* Chica: I got it! He’s heading your way! Mark: Douse him! Now! *Vicious snarling* Nate: Well that didn’t go as planned. *Clang* AJ: You can say that again. Mark: PURPLE GUY! AJ: AJ! I’m… Not in a great mood, so… Drop the rope, and release my murder gremlin. Chica: You were behind Springtrap all along? AJ: He was just supposed to be scary, but he gets carried away. Nate: Ugh! So then, what was the point of all this? Mark; Wait… *Flashback* AJ: How are you getting so many hours? You’re scheduled four more nights this week. Mark: He’s just doing this because he wants more hours! AJ: Yeah. And I would have gotten them, too, if they hadn’t hired you schmutzs to do the nightshift! Nate: You can’t legally work that many hours. AJ: You can’t legally let stinky animatronics bite children either. Freddy: Hey, that was an accident. Nate: Look, I didn’t even want this job. The animatronics: Awwww Nate: No offense. Mark: And I’m kind of wanted for attempted murder. AJ: So you’re just letting me have the nightshift? Nate: As long as these guys have someone to stay up all night with. AJ: Wow. That was a lot simpler than my plan to make you quit. I feel kind of stupid now. Mark: You are kind of stupid. *Sprigtrap snarling* Mark: Whoa! Just kidding. *mumbles* Not really. Bonnie: Wow, weird! Everything turned out okay. *Phone ringing* *Answering machine beeps* Phone Guy: *Over the phone* Uh… hello? Hello? Hello? Oh, hey. Congratulations. It looks like you guys managed to survive Five Nights at Freddy’s. That’s pretty awesome. Uh… unfortunately… *Thunk* That wasn’t really how I expected all of this to end. *Thunk* Phone Guy: You see, I really thought you’d all turn on each other by now. But you didn’t. *Thunk* Phone Guy: So I guess now I have to drop by the office *Chainsaw whirring* *Chainsaw whirring, Springtrap snarling, wood breaking* *Wood breaking* Phone Guy: And finish the job! Mark: Someone tell me what’s going on. Phone Guy: Why, this is a crime scene! And you’re the victims. *Sinister laughter* Nate: Who are you? Phone Guy: I’m your employer, Nate. I go by many names. Phone Guy, MatPat, Scott Cawthon… AJ: Is one of them “Evil Dirtbag with a Chainsaw?” Phone Guy: Why, yes, actually. *Whispering* That one’s my favorite. *Chainsaw whirring* Mark: You’re gonna burn for this. Phone Guy: Cool. Looks like I brought the right tool for the job, then! *Maniacal laughter* Freddy; Leave them alone! This is MY restaurant! OOF! Chica: Freddy! Phone Guy: Heh. You know… I should probably thank you, Mark. None of us would probably be together tonight If you had just listened to what I told you about the animatronics on the first night. Mark: “Don’t be afraid.” Phone Guy: “They just want to say hi!” *Maniacal laughter* Mark: Not all of them. *Springtrap snarling* Phone Guy: *screaming* Nate: We should probably override the door controls. *Screaming and snarling* Nate: Or… that works. Phone Guy: *still screaming* Bonnie: Mark, come on! Hurry! *Springtrap snarling* *snarling and screaming* Phone Guy: *screaming* Phone Guy: WHAT IS THIS THING? Phone Guy: *starts screaming again* *Screaming fades out* Nate: That’s a shame. Should have gone with the headline “Freddy Faz-Burns.” Mark: *Over the phone* That’s horrible. Maybe you should go write for them. Nate: A job without haunted animatronics or chainsaw maniacs? Sounds boring. Mark: Well, I hear Freddy’s is opening a sister location if you want to transfer.
*phone buzzes* Nate: Oh, I’m getting another call. Mark: Alright, I’ll talk to you later. Nate: Yep. See ya. Mark: Buh bye! *Beep* Nate: Hello? Phone Guy: *Over the phone* Uh, hello? Hello? Hello? Oh, hey. I bet this is one call you weren’t expecting. Nate: How? Phone Guy: It’s probably obvious now, but… I didn’t die in that fire. But when the police found me, they also found some, uh… Rather incriminating footage on the security cameras Or… what’s left of them anyway. But the good news is… They told me I could make one phone call. So, you know, I figured I’d give you one last ring. For old time’s sake. To remind you… There’s nowhere you can go that I won’t find you. There’s no place you can hide that I won’t kill you. And I’ll think about it every night until I get out of here. And when I do…
Nate: Um… sorry, can I– Can I put you on hold for a minute? Phone Guy: What? Phone Guy: Did you hear me?
Nate: Alright. No, no– Don’t worry, it’s really quick. Phone Guy: This isn’t over yet!
Nate: You’re gonna love the hold music. Phone Guy: They can’t keep me here! Phone Guy: They can’t keep me here!
*On-hold music “Baby I Love You” starts playing* Phone Guy: *yelling over music* They won’t! I’ll be back! I’ll get you all! *splash* *Phone rings* Foxy: *Unintelligible pirate noises* Caller: Uh, is this FazGames Ltd? Foxy: Yeah. Chica: Hey, Freddy! Check out this concept art. Freddy: Hmm… Could we make the head purple? *Blowtorch blowing* *Jumpscare by the beard* *Laughter* Freddy: Gosh! That really is scary! Chica: What should we call it? Bonnie: How about FNAF World? Foxy: Blegh Chica: What an awful name. Who’d buy a game called that? Freddy: How about we call it… “Five Nights at Freddy’s!” Bonnie: Oh, sure. Take all the credit. *Freddy screams* Phone Guy: This musical was made possible by our patreon encounterers Including LJay Richardson. *Sinister laughter*

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