“Listen, I think we need a break.” “Listen, I think we need a break.”
“Buddy, the presentation was due last night. What’s the delay?” “Buddy, the presentation was due last night. What’s the delay?”
“Man, did you file your tax returns?” “Man, did you file your tax returns?”
“Hey, can you please help me with this? Last time, I promise!” “Hey, can you please help me with this? Last time, I promise!”
“I think you should start working out.” “I think you should start working out.”
“By when will you be able to send this in?” “By when will you be able to send this in?”
“According to your medical report, you have chronic piles.” I think I need a vacation. But who should I go with? Everyone will have the same excuse. “Oh, sorry bro. I have too much work.” “Oh, sorry man, so last minute. Oh, oh, oh, oh!” Hatt! What’s the harm in making a WhatsApp group though? What the hell? How can you leave just like this? Didn’t even say bye? Wait and see now. Just wait, bro. I’ll remember all of this. Invite me to your birthday now, loser. Add me to your WhatsApp group and see how fast I leave— Now that’s what I call true friendship. Watch and learn, you f— Oh. Oh, sh— Okay, definitely not Goa. Aish and Aniket already went there last month. Sahil hates trekking, so camping scenes are out. Vishal straight up hates travelling. I don’t even know why he’s said yes to this. Shreya will 100% pitch Bali again. Why do people have so many hangups? Oh, damn, damn, damn. I really did not think this through. Uhh, umm… …Goa? I knew this would happen. But while we’re on the topic, “What’s wrong with Goa?” They had to leave sometime. That’s more like it! Now this is what I call true friendship— Oh. Uh… oh sh— Why is everything booked out? Oh, god. Of course, It’s party season. I’m trying to go to Goa in party season. Wow, Shayan, wow. You should teach planning in college. Okay, this shack looks like it could fit us all in, but it looks a little shady. Maybe they’ll be into it though? Didn’t Mom send me some old vacation photos the other day? Like, a few hundred of them? Hotel… Prakash? Oh my god, perfect. Exactly two rooms available. Thank you, vacation gods. Thank you! Oh, okay. Umm… Oh sh— I knew this would happen. Why did I even create this stupid group? Why do you always have to shoot for the stars, Shayan? Just shoot for a cloud or something— Oh, god. Lonavala again? We’ll just do some sightseeing and eat chikki. Chikki. Sightseeing. Sightseeing. Chikki. Bhak! I mean, a vacation is just a state of mind, right? We’ll have so much chikki. Me and Dhruv. Dhruv and me. Chikki brothers. Chikki, do you love me? *unintelligible babbling* Chikki!