– Are time travelers really real?
– Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
– Today is October 21st, 2015, the infamous destination day
for Marty McFly and Doc Brown in – Back to the Future Part II.
– Mm! Now, that movie was released in 1989, so
their 26-year leap into the future is now – our present.
– Whoa! And they delivered on a number of
predictions including hoverboards, thumb print payment, drone cameras,
video calling, and the wild popularity of – PewDiePie.
– Oh ho! That’s not true. So, in the spirit of Marty McFly, the
DeLorean, and the Flux Capacitor, we’re gonna be talking about some real
life time travelers! Now, you may remember last year we did an episode called
“4 Cases of Time Travel.” – I do.
– Well, it turns out there are so many amazing cases and claims about time travel
that that’s not enough to cover it! So we did a little boopity-boop-boop-
badoop-boop-boop research and we got – some more for you.
– Lemme hit you with this…open cockpit – biplane pilot from 1935,
– Wow, that’s a mouthful. Sir Robert Victor Goddard, a pilot for the
British Royal Air Force. When you got “Sir” in front of your name and you say
you’ve traveled in time, listen. – Listen to that guy.
– ‘Cause that means he’s like a knight, right? He’s been knighted.
If you’re a “Sir,” right? Well, he was flying during the day,
and it was a round trip flight. – Yep, the best.
– And he’s going to Edinburgh and he looks down on his way and he sees the
abandoned airfield in Drem, Scotland. – You’ve heard of it.
– There it is, yeah. Everybody has. Nothing out of the ordinary here, you
know? Dilapidated tarmac, four hangars in disrepair, pastures with some cows… but
then, on his way back on the round trip, coming back through, he encounters some
problems. He enters a downward spiral, almost dies, okay? But then he recovers
and he finds himself flying in these strange yellow clouds,
and then the clouds– You sure they weren’t yellow puddles
on the inside of the cockpit? (chuckles) Could’ve been. And the clouds
part and he looks down and lo and behold, there is the same Drem Airfield
in Scotland, but now– – (dramatically) In the future!
– It’s totally operational and renovated. It looks good as new. There are four
planes down there painted yellow. Now, we all know that back then the RAF
planes were not painted yellow. – Oh yeah. Who would’ve thought of that?
– There was one monoplane down there which was unlike anything in the Royal Air
Force in 1935. The mechanics’ overalls… you know, they were all working and
bustling down there– they were all wearing blue overalls. You know they don’t
wear blue overalls back then! – This guy’s got good vision.
– They wear what? What color do they – wear back then, Rhett?
– I dunno. – (whispers) Brown.
– Brown! Brown! That’s right. Made it safely back,
tells his friends, they don’t believe him. And then, four years later, 1939, guess
what happened. They did reopen Drem Airfield, and what color did they
paint the training planes? – Yellow.
– Yellow! And they had one monoplane called “The Magister” just like the one he
witnessed, was added to the fleet. And the mechanics’ overalls were
changed to what color, Rhett? – Blue.
– Blue! Was he on the planning committee
for the new Air Force base? – (laughs)
– I mean, there’s a way to confirm that your prediction comes true, just be on
the board of directors. Do you know that – he wasn’t?
– I don’t know. – And maybe he just has insight–
– He was a “Sir.” into aviation fashion. I mean, I could
totally see that going from brown to blue. – He wrote a book!
– Seems innovative. In 1975, called “The Flight Towards
Reality.” That’s good enough for me. I’m gonna read that! Okay, so that’s
his story. I’ve got another story. – A little more recent.
– Top that. Andrew Basiago. This guy’s a lawyer with
five degrees. He’s also a writer and a member of Mensa. He also happens
to be the first child to teleport! – Okay.
– Through time. – Smart lawyer.
– Okay. This guy has gone on Coast to Coast AM, this AM radio
show that’s absolutely amazing. And they don’t just let
anyone on that show. – No, they don’t.
– (Rhett and crew laugh) And he’s told this entire story,
so these are some tidbits from the story. – Okay.
– So, he claims that back in 1968 when he was a boy, he was part of something called
“Project Pegasus,” which is a supposed classified exploration of time travel
and teleportation project sanctioned – by the US government.
– So they would send kids on time travel – excursions?
– Yeah! Yeah, because, you know, I guess the time machines are small.
You gotta put youngsters in there. 140 of ’em supposedly involved in this.
He claims, among a number of things, to have gone back to 1 million BC to
check out the dinosaurs, where he was almost eaten alive. Either he was
misquoted or… 1 million BC is not far enough for the dinosaurs. You gotta go–
remember, like 65 million years is when – they went extinct, so…
– Well, he was a kid. – Maybe he got his math mixed up.
– Maybe. He went to 2045 to pick up some microfilm.
That’s in the future. Can’t wait to see what that is! Microfilm. He’s also said
that he traveled back and forth to Mars as part of the military’s plan to
establish an American presence on the Red Planet, and, for one of those
trips, he was accompanied by none other than President Barack Obama, who, at
that time, was going by the name – “Barry Sotoro.”
– And going through puberty? I mean, what are these, middle
schoolers traveling around Mars? I think it said that Barack was a teenager
at the time, which 1968… doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me, but… okay,
anyway. As if that wasn’t believable, he says that because of his good
performance in these duties, – Okay.
– he was given the opportunity on November 19, 1863, to go back and see
Lincoln deliver the Gettysburg Address. And there’s photographic
evidence, everybody! – Bring it on!
– Here’s the photo. This is what Andrew says, quote, “I am the boy standing in
the center of the image looking to his right. My shoes were lost in the transit
through the Quantum Plenum that took me from the plasma confinement chamber.
A cobbler–” that’s a shoemaker, not a peach cobbler that you would enjoy–
“by the name of John Lawrence Burns furnished me with a pair of men’s street
shoes and a Union winter parka. In this image, you can see how oversized the shoes
were. When I walked over to this location and stood in this manner to detract
attention from my shoes–” This is how I always stand when I wanna detract
attention from my big shoes. – (Link laughs)
– (Rhett) I just kinda look to the right and point both of ’em
in the same direction. – (laughs)
– “Lincoln had not yet arrived and I only stood in this position for several minutes
before the quantum field effect produced by the plasma confinement chamber ended
and I found myself back in the Time Lab in New Jersey!” So he didn’t get to see the
Gettysburg Address! What a bummer! – But he got some sweet new kicks!
– Yeah he did. – (crew laughs)
– A little oversized, but you know, you can just stand sideways
and nobody’ll notice. – So the proof is right there!
– So, this is photographic evidence. – Proof is in the shoes.
– And this guy’s made quite a stir – on the radio circuit, Link!
– Has he, now? He has. So there’s that.
You got another one? Well, is there any other pictures of
the shoes? Because I’m really into that. Nope, but I could do, like,
a CSI zoom-in on ’em though. On November 2nd, in the year 2000, a user
by the name of “Timetravel_0” began a thread on the Time Travel Institute
Forum’s web site and claimed that he was – from the year 2036.
– Mmhm. And he was like, “I’ll answer
any questions you got.” – (laughs) Here I am at the forum.
– I’m a time traveler and here are my – office hours. Um, so–
– This is the place to go if you come back from the future, though.
The Time Travel Institute forums. – Right.
– I mean… don’t go to the press. Quickly, some of the things you gather
are: he was an American soldier from the year 2036 based in Hillsboro County,
Florida, and his name was John Titor. He started traveling in time as part of
an undercover secret government project where he had to return to the year 1975
and retrieve an IBM 5100 computer – Of course!
– and bring it back to 2036. But instead of just going back to the future, he
stopped in the year 2000 for, quote– Hold on. Why was he getting a computer
from 1975 to solve a problem in the future? To debug the Unix Year
2038 problem, which is– – Oh! Oh, okay. Continue.
– (Rhett and crew laugh) – It’s like Y2K but in 2038.
– Yeah, gotta have those 1975 computers. Instead of going back to the future, he
stopped in the year 2000 for, quote, – “some personal reasons.”
– That was a good year! As he’s answering all these questions in
the forum, he’s giving all types of details. You can read all this stuff.
It’s really fascinating. He explained time travel, he said he travels using a
Displacement Unit that was made by General Electric. He’s very forthright.
He scanned user manuals. – He had a brand integration in his story.
– (laughs) – GE!
– (both laugh) Yeah. And he showed pictures of equipment
and he had taken those photos with – Polaroid cameras.
– Yeah. He’s into retro stuff. – (laughs)
– He goes back to 1975, he only takes – Polaroids… I like this guy.
– So, the situation is, you know, if in 2036, this guy was in the military,
then, if you look at the range of time, – well, right now in 2015–
– He’s alive right now. ‘Cause they’re not gonna send, like, an 18-year-old
on this mission. Well, if they did, he could be about to be
born, or he could be in grade school. – No, Link, he’s alive.
– Most likely. You can’t be but at least 30 years old to
go on a mission like this, so 30 years old in 2036, he’s like 9 years old
right now. This is a 9-year-old! John! – And he’s going to be a time traveler.
– Well, we should have him on the show. – Right. Or his mom. Or both.
– Or both! You can both come. If you don’t travel by yourself,
come with your mom. I don’t care. Now, his mom went on Coast to Coast
and, speaking through a lawyer, because she actually wouldn’t talk, the lawyer
was trying to support her case of being John’s mother, and that didn’t really
amount to much. But I think we can get to the bottom of it, especially,
John, if you reach out to us. Bring your Polaroids, bring your mom, and
bring a 1975 computer. We’ve got a NASCAR – computer we can trade.
– John predicted that a world war in 2015 – would kill 3 billion people, so…
– Oh, there’s still some time left. There’s some other predictions I can
go through in Good Mythical More, but for now, I’m pretty excited
about the cases for time travel! – (laughs)
– Let us know what you think in the – comments.
– Thanks for liking and commenting and – subscribing.
– You know what time it is. – Hi, I’m Avery.
– Hi, I’m Shea. – Hi, I’m Sophie.
– Hi, I’m Liv. Hi, I’m Ava, and it’s my birthday. (all) And it’s time to spin the
Wheel of Mythicality! Woooooo! Today is the last day that you can get
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– to get that shirt, people! – (Rhett) RhettandLink.com/store.
– Click through to Good Mythical More. We are gonna play Guess that
Celebrity Time Traveler Game. (high pitched) Ooh, it’s gonna be so fun! Rhett’s got some pictures
of celebrities in the past. (Rhett) Unisong about beepers. – ♪ (both) Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep ♪
– ♪ What’s that sound… ♪ – ♪ coming from my pocket ♪
– (both) ♪ it’s a beeper ♪ ♪ (both) Beep, beep, beep! What’s that
sound coming from my belt loop? ♪ – ♪ It’s my beeper! Beep, beep, beep ♪
– ♪ Let me take you to the future ♪ – ♪ But not really ♪
– (crew laughs) – ♪ (both) Take me to the future ♪
– ♪ Gonna meet John Teeter ♪ – (laughs)
– Titor. I said “Teeter.” [Captioned by Caitrin:
GMM Captioning Team]
– Which celebrity has junk in
the trunk and in their mouth? – Let’s talk about that. (groovy electronic music) Good Mythical Summer? – Hey, if you haven’t already seen it, I’m in a new show on Mythical
Society called How Long Can I where we see how long we can
do some incredibly dumb things. The show premiered yesterday so make sure to join Mythical Society
and watch it, won’t you? – Celebrities are just like us. They love eating junk food. – The only difference is
when Jennifer Lawrence eats McDonald’s, she has
an Academy Award at home and when I do it, I’m usually crying. Not because I think McDonald’s is sad, just because I’m usually always crying. (Jordan chuckles) Today we’ll be guessing
celebrities’ favorite junk food. It’s time for– – [Jordan and Emily] Let’s
Risk Our YouTube Integrity By Matching the Junk Food
to the Famous Celebrity. – Here’s how it works:
we’ll get to try junk food that a celebrity has
explicitly said that they love. We’ll use one of these 10 masks and guess which celebrity
said they love it. As an added bonus, every celebrity here is someone we do perfect impressions of. – Mm-hmm. – The 10 masks are as follows: Jimmy Fallon. – Kim Kardashian! – Gisele Bundchen. – Nick Jonas. – Russell Brand, mate. – Taylor Swift. – Madonner. – (chuckles) Martha Stewart. – John Cena. (chuckles) – Channing Tatum. (laughs) – Martha Stewart, John
Cena, and Channing Tatum all sound like wealthy British dowagers. – (laughs) They’re all Maggie Smith. – The loser has to sit their junk in junk for all of More, let’s play. Round one, Dunkin’ Munchkins. – You eat one?
– You know, I actually don’t love Dunkin’ Donuts and I know saying that
publicly has ensured that I am gonna get killed
by a guy in a Celtics jersey. (laughs) I’m gonna be hit, my
face slammed into a curb. – Well I’ll eat this one for you. – Thank you.
– I love the chocolate cake ones, they’re
the really good ones. – I mean I see Dunkin’ Donuts
as an east coast thing. Who are you guessing? Kim. I think Gisele is married to
an east coast football man. I don’t know that for sure. I’m not a football fan myself. – You’re not a fan of much today, are ya? – No yeah, I don’t know any celebrities because no one was in a
punk band in the ’90s. Why are there not more
members of Rancid up here? – Yeah. (laughs) – Is this what my voice
was like the first time? – Mine was screaming! I didn’t mean to do it like that. It’s like a really back
of the nose type thing with the Kardashians that
it doesn’t sound real or natural to me but
you know, I’m not them. – Actually might be–
– I need your final guesses. – Yes ma’am. – [Stevie] You wanna know the answer? – Yes please. – [Stevie] These Dunkin’ Donut Munchkins are Gisele Bundchen’s–
– Hey! – Dang!
– She told Wall Street Journal that that quote, “They’re so tiny. “It’s a guilty pleasure.” – I actually did not hate, I
thought that was pretty good. That was the best bite of Dunkin’ Donuts– – You got a little right here.
– Thanks Mom. (chuckles) – [Emily] Round two,
sriracha flavored popcorn. – How do you feel about
sriracha just as a condiment? – [Emily] Love it, put it on everything. – Maybe it’s a little
overused in food these days. I feel like I like it on Thai
food or Vietnamese food but– – Yeah my stomach lining is lit. – Yeah sure.
– But woo, this does have a little bit of a kick. I don’t know, I think I’m gonna go with Taylor Swiftie on this one. – I think that’s a good call. I think whoever likes
this is kind of a foodie. I thinks sriracha is
kind of a foodie trend. That’s why I think I’m
gonna go Martha Stewart. – Oh, really?
– Yes, I love this sriracha popcorn. Is this what I talked
like in the first segment? – (laughs) I like cats. All right. – Do you like Taylor Swift’s new cat? – She has a new cat? – Yeah, semi-recent cat anyway. – Oh man, I can’t keep up.
– It’s great. – [Emily] Kitty! – [Stevie] Okay this is
the favorite junk food of Nick Jonas. – Ah.
– Oh. – [Stevie] He told US
Weekly that he loves it but he won’t eat it
until the movie starts. No eating during previews. – That’s a weird rule. – No, everybody knows you
pound all of your stuff right before the movie starts
and then hate yourself– – Yes so you have–
– Throughout the rest of the movie.
– A stomach ache for all three and a half hours of Avengers. – Yes, that’s what you do. – Round three, Fig Newton ice cream. We’ve been told that this
celebrity said they like to break up the Fig
Newton as they eat a scoop of vanilla ice cream and we’ve gone ahead and broken them up in the
ice cream ahead of time. This is brilliant by the way.
– Yeah. – Whoever did this is kind of a genius. I love it when stuff I like is smashed into other stuff I like. – It does sound delicious.
– I am super into that. I would love to smash
other cookies I enjoy in vanilla ice cream, I think that would– – You wanna smash them? – Are you suggesting I wanna
have sex with the cookies? Is that what you were saying? – I might be. – I’m not that lonely yet. (Emily laughs) It’s comin’ though. – Oh. – You not like it?
– No I just choked a little. – Okay, this rules by the way. This is so good.
– Oh man. – Do this at home. The fig in the ice
cream is so good, okay– – This has gotta be Martha Stewart. – I think it’s–
– It’s gotta be a chef type person who came up with this. – I think whoever did this is a cutie. Whoever did this is a real cutie
who likes to do cute things with their ice cream. – But do they smash? – No, I don’t think this
is a sexual thing at all. I resent the fact that
you’re making it like that. (Emily chuckles) I think this was done by number
one late cutie Jimmy Fallon. Whoa! – I’m gonna stick to my guns here. – I wanna share this with The Roots. I’m friends with Rhett and Link I think. – That’s true! – So I better not say
anything bad about myself. – I’m friends with Snoop Dogg. – [Stevie] This is incredible
because this is enjoyed by Jimmy Fallon.
– Hey! – [Stevie] Which means
Jordan is just on a roll. – Oh my God.
– What? – [Stevie] He confessed
on Ask Jimmy that he used to eat this all the time growing up. – Fallon rules. – Round four, American cheese singles. This is one of my favorite snacks. – Yeah this was, I mean, this was for me, this was like my number
one snack when I was four or now when I’m stoned. – Yes. This is, well my fridge is
dangerously close to my bed. – Really? – I can just open the
thing and reach on over. – You don’t have to move. – I don’t have to move.
– What a life. Yeah, it’s gummy. It might not be organic. – It is not.
– It rules. (pounds desk) – I love it.
– Oh yeah. I think whoever picked
this is trying to convey a wholesome image. ‘Cause this is a very like, you’re a kid. – Okay.
– You’re eating, Kraft, can we say Kraft? I don’t know, you’re
eating cheese singles. So I think, I don’t know,
I think whoever picked this in the interview is trying
to convey a wholesome, all-American, down-home image and who likes to convey
that image more than– – Taytay? – Taytay. – Dang.
– I have a new cat. – I feel like this is–
– It’s pretty good. – Here’s my reasoning for my choice. I think it’s somebody who’s like a, ugh, no I don’t like that. No!
– Take it off, Emily. – I think it’s either John
Cena or Channing Tatum because I just, I feel like people who are always gaining muscle mass– – Oh.
– Just eat stuff like this all the time.
– Are we gonna get jacked ’cause we ate that cheese? – No, let’s see, I
think it’s, I’m gonna go with Channing Tatum ’cause
he kinda looks like cheese. Doesn’t his face look like cheese? – What cheese?
– First, it is Kraft so– – Nice.
– You can say it. – Cool.
– Second, this is Martha Stewart. – [Both] No! – [Stevie] But the next
sentence I’m about to say I can’t believe I’m about to say it. She told Town and Country
that her guilty pleasure is to steal these out of
her housekeeper’s drawer and eat them right out of the plastic. – Prison has changed her. – [Stevie] I don’t know what that means. – Yeah, in prison you
can trade a Kraft single for a pack of cigarettes. – (laughs) You can. Damn, that makes me have
a lot of respect for her. – She steals from her employees. – Not that part.
– Yeah. – But the snackin’ part. – The part where she
snacks you can respect. – I have a lot of respect for– – Hey Martha, buy your own
Kraft singles, gosh darn it. (Emily chuckles) Round five, McDonald’s chicken
nuggets dipped in honey. We’re both very excited to eat this. – Yes he is. – Yeah, this is great. Not enough people know–
– Ooh! – That you can get honey at McDonald’s and you can dip nuggets in it and it rules.
– I didn’t know that. This is awesome.
– Oh yeah. – Oh I’m very, very excited.
– Yeah I usually get– – I don’t care if you
double dip by the way. – Aw thanks, that’s nice. Yeah I usually like to get
one little pack of honey and one little pack of BBQ
sauce and if they drip over into each other, who cares! – I’m afraid I’m gonna gleek everywhere, I’m salivating so hard.
(both laugh) – Yeah. Yeah this is great. – Mm-hmm.
– Pretty good, huh? – I’m so happy. – Yeah these are awesome. You can dip fries in ’em
too, that’s also very good. Yeah, boy, let’s see. This is a tough one.
– This is really tough. – I think, you know, I’m just gonna try and get into the head of the people who prepped
this game a little bit. – Okay. – The random celebrity on
here to me is Russell Brand. – Mm-hmm.
– I don’t know if, you know, he seems like
maybe he’s not been that high profile lately,
maybe he’s up to something, I certainly don’t know because
he wasn’t in Green Day. So I think he’s on here for a reason. – Okay.
– So I think maybe this is him, I’m gonna
go Russell Brand, mate. – I don’t think it’s Russell Brand. He wears too many necklaces
to eat McDonald’s. – He wears too many
necklaces to eat McDonald’s? – Listen, I think everyone
agrees with me but you. – I don’t understand the
logic of that at all. – People who wear necklaces
eat, you know, tofu. – No you’re right. People with necklaces do eat tofu. – Men with tons of necklaces. I think that your logic with
the American cheese thing about trying to seem wholesome,
it could be Taylor Swift but it could also be Kim
Kardashian in my opinion. I am gonna go– (sighs) I’m gonna go Kim Kardashian on this one just because I think it
would be a cool thing for her to say. – Yeah.
– I eat, you have honey all over Russell. (chuckles) – [Stevie] Okay. This is the go-to fast food
order for Kim Kardashian. – Yeah! Got one!
– Respect, respect. – [Stevie] She told her fans on her app that she likes to dip nuggets in honey. – Of course she did. Round six, PB and J with Cheetos. – Okay so right now I
am winning two to one. Rub rub rub, I’m rubbin’ it in. But Emily, you know me, I love the drama. I’m a messy (beep) who loves the drama. (Emily laughs) So why don’t we go ahead
and make this round worth two points so that
if someone wins this, they win the game. – That’s so generous.
– Thanks, I’m fun. So this peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Cheetos inside. Again, a brilliant innovation.
– Yeah. – And I’m– – It’s a little Breakfast Club. – It is a little Breakfast,
yes, it is a little Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club as
we just had some Pixy Stix. Yeah boy, I hate to
keep going back to this but this is so stonery. So I think whoever this
is is probably that way. – Yep. A lot of jelly. – It’s so, yeah, there’s too
much jelly in the sandwich but–
– Josh! You’re fired. – You know how we like our jelly! Sparse! No, you do a great job on
the show and we love you. – Definitely. – I didn’t wanna be mean to Josh. This is really, really good. Again I would put a
little less jelly on this but this is a great combination of things. (crew and Emily laugh) So I think that whoever eats this from time to time is probably
a little stoney baloney and I think of the people we have left, the most likely person is Channing Tatum. – Yeah I was gonna do that too but just to break it up, I’m
gonna go with Taylor Swift just ’cause this seems like
a trendy millennial thing to do, putting Cheetos on this so– – How so? – Well Cheetos are really cool right now. – Oh I didn’t know that. – Especially if they
were Flaming Hot Cheetos then I would really definitely
pick this but I don’t know, this just seems like a cutesy thing to do. Channing is so rude! – Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. I was gonna be Gambit but
they canceled the movie. Mm, mm, mm.
– Is that true? – I think so.
– That is a big miss. – [Stevie] Okay this is
the favorite snack of one Channing Tatum.
– Oh! Ho ho ho!
– No! – Mm!
– This is a quote from him from his Reddit AMA. Bread, white, peanut
butter, not crunchy, creamy. Grape jelly, double portion. More than you think should
actually fit on a piece of white bread.
– Oh okay. So Josh was doing that
for a reason, way to go. – Sorry Josh. – God I’m so sticky. This is the stickiest I’ve been. – Since when, Jordan? – (chuckles) Since this morning. – Since you smashed. – Stop suggesting I have sex with cookies. It’s not helping my reputation. – Is it? – Well I win. Someone who looks a lot like
me and has a cotton candy beard and is hosting a new show
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$215 Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino Taste Test | FANCY FAST FOOD
November 4, 2019
– I’m so scared. One, two, three. (clanging) (bass guitar music) (cash register clinging) – (Male employee) Hello,
thank you for choosing Starbucks drive-thru, how can I help you today? – [Josh] Yeah, well
thank you for having me at the Starbucks drive-through. Can I go ahead and have two venti Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos, please? How often are you drinkin’ Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos and/or lattes? – I’ve never had one. – [Josh] You’ve never had one? – This is my first time. – Really? But this is like, a part of your… – My culture? – [Josh] Yeah, you know. – My white lady culture? (laughter) – Yeah, I didn’t want to
say it, but you said it! – That is a stereotype and
I do not appreciate it! (laughter) I guess I’ve always just felt
like, if I’m gonna drink, or eat, or consume, this
much sugar and calories, it might as well be cake,
ice cream, or booze. – This is better. Well, you can put booze
in this if you want, but this is just like liquified cake. It’s pretty much a glorified milkshake that has a nominal amount of coffee in it. – The whipped cream is amazing, though. – Mm hmm, the whole thing’s
a journey, you know. ‘Cause then you stir parts
of the whipped cream into it, and you kinda suck it off the top. – Speaking of journey,
Josh, why am I here? – I’m not gonna lie,
I thought you would be a huge pumpkin spice latte
and/or Frappuccino fan. – Right. – Because of the stereotyping. – Yeah. – Now, I know that I am
supposed to be your spirit guide into this journey to discover
your love of pumpkin spice. – I’m pretty basic, let’s
just add another notch to my basic bedpost. – You know what the most basic thing you can do in the fall is? – Pumpkin spice latte? – And go to an actual pumpkin patch. – Oh yay! – We are going to Tanaka
Farms pumpkin patch in Irvine, where they actually have
a giant pumpkin cannon that will shoot pumpkins. And we get to actually
pick our own pumpkins, that we gotta somehow
figure out to shove in our own fancy version of this. But more importantly, pumpkin cannon. (bass guitar music) – [Josh] How you doin’, I’m Josh. – Josh, Pat.
– Great to meet ya. – [Emily] Hey, Emily. – Emily, nice to meet you. – [Emily] Nice to meet you. – Pat, thank you so much for
having us at Tanaka Farms. We gotta talk about this
pumpkin spice craze, because right now it’s through the roof. That’s the entire reason we’re here. We want to make a several hundred-dollar Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino. – Well we have all kinds of pumpkins here. We have white ones, we’ve got orange ones, we have green ones, pink ones. – Well when you make $200
Frappuccinos at home, what pumpkins are you using? – When I regularly do that at home? – [Josh] Yeah. (laughter) – Any of these pumpkins you could make a pumpkin recipe from. – Do you think pumpkins can love? – You know, when there are
clients coming in here, and customers coming in here, they can think whatever they
would like about our pumpkins. – Sometimes people like to pumpkin spice things up a little bit. (hands slapping) – Okay. – [Josh] Got him. – [Emily] So Josh, what is
the pumpkin in pumpkin spice? – Oh, there’s no pumpkin in pumpkin spice. – At all? – No, no, no, so it just
refers to the spices that you would put on a
pumpkin to make a pumpkin pie. But that said, even
though there’s no pumpkin in Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino, I wanna put a buncha pumpkin in ours. So, I wanna take like 20 pounds of it, reduce it down in a pot so it becomes a quarter cup of syrup, and then we’re gonna drizzle
that little pumpkin molasses on top of the whipped cream. – So they can’t be too big, or they won’t fit down the cannon wall. We like ’em nice and tight inside there. He’s gonna get the stem
off that, ’cause otherwise it’ll get caught up inside. – How many confirmed kills does
this particular cannon have? – Well, was one wounding, we know of that. – Okay. – Yeah. Yeah.
– Okay. – And you’re gonna turn around and you’re just gonna
push that plunger down. – Okay, alright. – You can do this Emily! – All right, okay. – [Pat] We got faith in ya. – [Emily] I’m so scared! One, two, three. (whoosh of air) – [Josh] Oh! (laughs) – [Emily] Oh my gosh! – [Josh] That is a million times farther than I thought it would shoot! – Wait, what does this have to
do with pumpkin spice lattes, like do I have to go get that now? – [Josh] This one looks
good, nice and orange. – Yeah, but it feels
like it’s full of itself, like it knows it’s orange. – Hmm. I get that. – That’s not okay. The main thing I’m looking
for in a pumpkin is energy. I want it to feel like
it’s got good vibes. Those are a no, they’ve
obviously been to Lollapalooza. (laughter) This one’s got unresolved
issues with it’s father, I can tell. That looks like me with a swimsuit on. This one’s pretty! – You’re feeling good energy from it? – Ooh, look how pretty
that color is underneath! That’s gorgeous! Looks like a firecracker
on the Fourth of July! It’s attached to stuff. Can you get it? – No, no, no, if you
drag the whole vine out, then all the rest of the
pumpkins on it are free. So rip it up, you got it! Use your legs! (leaves rustling) – God, this is just… – Pull harder! – Okay! – There you go, all right. – All right, okay. – So I have all the
ingredients laid out here, you just keep holding that
pumpkin, you’re doing awesome. So right here we have all the ingredients to make our actual pumpkin spice. This is the Voyager Collection,
that’s in conjunction with Chef Eric Ripert, a three Michelin starred
chef from Le Bernadin, with La Boite in New York City, so really excellent spices here. – This is really heavy. – Yeah, just tuck your
arms, tighten your core, you’re gonna be okay. Right here we have a Heaven’s
Door 10-year aged bourbon. I’ve already gotten into it a little bit, I had to taste test it for breakfast. – So, this is actually made
in conjunction with Bob Dylan. – Bob Dylan. – Big bourbon! Okay, and then we also have this Raw Straus Cream from a local dairy, and this is raw, so it’s not pasteurized, so we may get some sort
of stomach worm and die, But if we die, you don’t have
to hold that pumpkin anymore, so that’s pretty cool. And then, to make the base of
our pumpkin spice ice cream to go in the Frappuccino,
we have camel milk. We got all this delicious
pumpkins that we’re gonna reduce down to make a pumpkin syrup. And then to make the actual
coffee for the Frappuccino we have Kopi Luwak, also
known as wild cat poop coffee. – I knew you were gonna do this. – This is farmed in Sumatra,
and this is actually ethically farmed, Gayo
Kopi’s whole mission is to farm Kopi Luwak wild
and keep the habitats intact, and they actually maintain the eco-system through the farming. Sustainability is cool, kids! They’re also called civets, not cats. They’re not little house cats. And then, my favorite
part, we have Bling H20. This is just straight-up water. However, this is water
that is bottled directly at the English spring
source where it comes from in the great Smokey
Mountains, and it costs $40. – Oh, the Smokies! – You’re from there! – Yeah! – And it is actually endorsed
by a personal hero of mine, Paris Hilton. It’s hot. – It’s hot water? – That’s hot. We’re gonna make ice
cubes out of it actually. So now we gotta grind up these beans. Ew, you ate cat poop, gross! – It’s really good. I don’t poop, but if I
did, I wish it was coffee. – I just wish I had any value in my poop. I feel like I’m wasting company dollars ’cause I’m always doin’ it at work. Okay, we’re just gonna go ahead.. – Whew it’s bitter though! – We’re gonna let it run! (grinding) – Ooh, that’s nice! – Right? Now we just have to toast up our spices for the pumpkin spice. – What is that? – Ooh, so here we have black cardamom. – [Emily] I put two in. – [Josh] Two is enough, two’s enough. – Ooh, that smells like Christmas! – It smells Christmasy in here! I’m Jewish. – I like sniffin’ everything. It feels like my only
contribution to this. I’m not really helping. – I’m just gonna take
this and use our fingers in the hot pan. – Ooh, why? – Oh, I forgot to get a spoon
or something to do this. You wanna go ahead and press that button. – [Emily] Okay. – And just let it run. (soft whirring) Hmm. It normally does more than that. (laughs) This has never happened before, I swear. All right, press that button. – Okay. (grinding) Whoa! – Look at you, you’re cookin’! You’re doin’ so good, oh my God! – Wow it lasts really long. – So we’ve got these pumpkins
that we picked from the patch, we have the one that reminds
you of your grandfather. – His nose, specifically. He was a drinker. – Gotcha, we’ll impact that later. So, I’m gonna go ahead and
hack these pumpkins in half, and then I need you to scoop
out the seeds into there. – Okay. – We’re gonna roast ’em off
to start making the syrup for our pumpkin-bourbon molasses. (bang) Great, Okay! So you’ve got this in half, you just wanna scoop out those seeds. So, I’m just gonna brush
these down with butter, and then we’re gonna roast
these skin-side down, really try and get some
caramelization on the bottom. You’ll try and hack that pumpkin up. Be safe. – Okay, Grandpa. (bang) – Yeah, that’s great. Just another 15-25
hacks and you’ve got it. (bang) That’s good, keep goin’. – Okay, I’ve chopped up my grandpa’s nose. – All right, awesome! So this pumpkin’s got a nice, white flesh. – Just like my grandpa. – Just like your grandpa! (laughter) We’re gonna go ahead and we’re
gonna shove this in the oven, get it nice and caramelized, and then we’re gonna
start boilin’ it down. – You say care-melized? – Yeah, what do you say? – Car-melized. – Which is wrong, there’s like an A in it, there’s just a whole other
letter that you’re omitting. – Yeah, but it makes you sound like, uh.. – How do you pronounce Wednesday? So, we’re gonna go ahead
and shove that in the oven, and we’re gonna wait for that to roast, and then we’re gonna start
gettin’ it in that pot. While it’s roasting though… – Are we doin’ it from daddy’s cup? Daddy’s cup is when you
drink it from the bottle. – I’ve never heard that. (laughs) That’s depressing! That’s a fine bourbon! – Ooh, ooh, yeah! – Tanaka Farms, no more! – You see where it comes from
when you drink his whiskey! Tanaka! – [Josh] Ain’t gonna work
for Tanaka brother no more! – That’s enough, we just gotta take these pumpkins outta the oven. And the cool thing about roasting pumpkins is when you put ’em in, that sometimes the pumpkins look completely different, and there are more pumpkins on the pan than when you put ’em in, and they’re also completely
different pumpkins. – [Josh and Emily] Magic! – So what we’re basically doing is making a pumpkin molasses. So we’re putting this in
a lot, a lot of water, because you want it to really break out and extract a lot of the starch. – Yeah, I think I get why
it’s just a pumpkin spice. – [Josh and Emily] Oh no! – It’s your fault, daddy’s glass! (laughter) I think I’ve never made you laugh before! – [Josh} You have not! – This is the only time! – No, the daddys’ glass thing. – Wait, did we put the
bourbon in their yet? – Ooh, not yet. – I wanna do it. – So this is gonna come to a boil, and then it’s gonna reduce
for about four hours. Alright, so this has been boiling away, and now what we have to do
is strain all the pumpkin out and really extract all the juice from it. Yeah, so we’re just gonna
transfer this to another pot, and get it in our chinois, and you see once you push it through, it starts gushin’ out right there. Starbucks is not doin’ this. – Nor should they have to. – Nor should they, they have hard jobs. – They do have hard jobs,
spellin’ names wrong takes a lot of effort. – Who is Jash? – Did someone call you Jash? – They sure did! All right, so this is gonna keep reducing, and then we’re good to start making our camel milk ice cream. – What? We’re making ice cream? This is a lot, Josh. – It’s a lot. – You didn’t tell me
how much we were doing. – Beauty is pain. So I’m gonna go ahead and
get the camel milk heating, we’re doing a custard-base. (pan searing) There we go, a nice and singed camel milk. And put our egg yolks into this milk. We don’t want it to boil ’cause we don’t want it to scramble, And then we’re just
gonna take all the sugar, and then if you wanna get a hefty pinch of that pumpkin spice, and put it right in here. That’s gorgeous. And if you wanna pour a
shot of bourbon in here, I didn’t wanna get it on the heat, because I didn’t wanna lose
all that sweet, sweet liquor. That’s good. So now we’re just gonna
take that custard-base, the eggs have started to
thicken just a little bit. – [Emily] Hang on. – Is that it, wait. Does anyone wanna volunteer to come in and try to turn this on? (beeps) – Oh, you gotta start the
timer and then press on. And then you’re gonna churn that ice cream for about 45 minutes and
then it’ll be good to go in your Frappuccino. So, a Frappuccino
obviously filled with ice, so we need to go ahead
and open that water, and we’re gonna make
clear ice cubes with it. So, you should model for Bling20. – I don’t think that I would
be the person they’d choose. – [Josh] So we’re gonna go ahead
and pour the water in here. – What is clear ice, though? – So, clear ice results
from taking out the air-flow inside whatever the ice is freezing in, and also super-cooling it. So, this is insulated
with all this rubber, and then we need to get
this water to at least warm. We’re looking for about 115 degrees. All right, so, we’re at about 105. – You can tell what temperature
something is by touching it? – Actually, I got pretty good at it because a standard hot tub is
at 104 and a quarter degrees, and so I always just think, does this feel like a hot tub or not? (laughter) – This goes with your personality so well! Hot tub, babe. Babe, babe, hot tub. If you stuck a finger in someone’s mouth, could you tell if they were sick or not? No. – I’m sorry, I thought you were asking! – No! – [Josh] Geez, I dunno! (laughter) And then we’re just gonna
go ahead and pour this, about midway through in there,
and now we’re gonna go ahead and put this into the freezer. Uh-oh! Uh-oh! She’s a squirter! – This is never gonna make it to air. – It’s never gonna make it to air. I hope we get enough footage from this to even make an episode at this point. (laughter) Let’s make some coffee. So, what we have here is a mocha-pot, And I’m just gonna tamp this coffee down, we really want it to be a strong coffee. Screw this top on. Oh no, lids, my nemesis! – Here we go. I love how I have a
hard time opening lids, but you can’t close them. – There’s a metaphor somewhere in there. – Somewhere, yeah. – I don’t know how to open this lid. – You don’t know how to open this lid?! – I don’t know how to open that lid! I don’t have fingernails! There ya go! I hate that worked, that’s gross. – My teeth are fake. (laughter) – That’s right, we went through this! A lot of dental trauma! You wanna smell that? This is what fresh vanilla smells like. – Ooh, that smell is like
the first smell that hits you when you’re near a Bath
and Body Works in the mall. – Yeah! I’m just gonna whip that buddy up! (whirring) We’re also gonna take a
bit of that pumpkin spice, throw a little bit of that in there. This cream’s lookin’ good. – Can I lick the whisk? – [Josh] Yes, you can lick the whisk. – I’m just gonna move this. – Oh sure, my dad was just
gonna go get cigarettes. – Are you okay? – It was my mom who left. – Oh, cool. – We got our whipped
cream done, just kinda. Oh yeah, that’s ready to go! Just gonna pour some of this coffee, and we want it to be cool before we actually put it into the Frappuccino. Look at her shine! – Oh man, that looks really pretty! It’s too hot! – It’s too hot. – Should we wait for this to get cooler? – I think we should. – Uh, what should we do while we wait? (laughter) Don’t drink all of it! I think I just wanna do this show forever! – Let’s do it! – Cool. – Alright, let’s make a Frappuccino. (grunts) So now the coffee’s
cool, you wanna try it? – Alright! – ♪ Best part of wakin’ up,
is cat poop in your cup! ♪ – Whoo! That’s like espresso, it’s really good! – Yeah, that was the goal. So, first step, we gotta
take out our clear ice, see if it actually made it clear. – [Emily] Ooh! – Okay, it’s mostly clear! So I don’t want to put the
whole ice cubes in the Vitamix, so we gotta bash ’em up. – Cool! Oh, boy! – Alright, you just wanna
bash those up with a hammer? – Yes! – Figure it out! – Oh wow, this is fun! Thank you for this honor! (banging) – [Josh] There! – Ow, my fingie! (laughter) – Did you actually get it? (banging) Alright that should be good. That was pretty good. – That was super fun except for the pain. (ice clinking) – Into the blender there. – Okay. – And then we gotta get a
fair amount of ice cream. – This looks so good. – Oh yeah! That should be really good. So this is infused all that pumpkin spice. I’m just need to get a little
bit of fresh pumpkin spice. – I’m just imagining some lady, with a can I speak to the manager haircut, waiting for this. (laughter) Like, what in the world
is taking so long!? – Chill, Carol! – Chill it out, it’s
gonna be really great! There’s camel milk! – I haven’t even tried fresh camel milk. – Oh no. Now it’s food fears. – That’s good, it tastes
like human breast milk. So we’re gonna go ahead and pour a little bit of that in there. – It tastes the way that
Kindergarten smells. – (laughs) And then we’re gonna take.. – Like paper, and where’s my mom. – Where is my mom? – Oh no, I walked right into it! – And then blend this up and
we can add stuff as we go if we need it. – Can I push the button? (blender whirring) – Yeah! – I feel so powerful! – I mean another shot of this
couldn’t hurt, am I right? – And one shot of vodka,
is that what she says? And one shot of vodka! – [Male Voice] Oh, no! Stop, stop, stop! – Perfect! (laughter) (blender whirring) That’s lookin’ Frappuccino-y to me! Crank it! Alright, I think we’re ready. – Okay. – All right, so now we’ve gotta start building this Frappuccino. So what I’m gonna do is take some of that pumpkin-bourbon molasses, and I’m just gonna get
a nice drippy drizzle all down the sides of this cup. – Ooh, that’s pretty! – So we’re gonna take all of
our delicious Frappuccino. – [Emily] Ooh! – And then we’ve gotta get
our creme chantilly on there. – So this fits in regulated
car cup holders, right? – Oh, of course! And then for the finishing touch. – Oh! Magic! – And then we’re just gonna
stick a straw in there, and there’s our fancy Frappuccino. Alright we got our fancy
Frappuccino all done, can you pull out the other
drink for comparison? All right, so if you see, we got a little more height on ours, we got a bit of a darker color. I think there’s some more
coffee flavor in ours, but the proof is in the Frappuccino, and we’ve gotta try these side by side. – Okay. – All right, let’s do it. Still not bad, you know, but I think this one’s gonna pack a
little bit more punch. All right, let’s do it. Oh! – Oh my God! – What!? – This tastes like childhood. – Really? This was your childhood? – Yeah, taste the childhood you never had. It tastes like the way Christmas smells. It’s so good! It tastes like pumpkin pie, but pumpkin pie for me
is usually too thick, and it makes me feel guilty and sad. – Yeah. – This does not make me feel
guilty about drinking it, at all. – This is a guilt-free Frappuccino. – Yes! – It’s supporting a good cause. It’s supporting Bob Dylan. – Wait, so how much does
this cost in the end? – So, in the end, it
totaled up to $214.89. (laughter) That’s more than my car payment! (laughter) Thank you so much for watching! If you wanna watch more food shows, subscribe to the Mythical YouTube Channel, if we get enough subscribers, we can keep making awesome
food content like this. Let me know in the comments what foods you want me to fancify next. I’ll see you next time. – Bye. (laughter) (drum music)
Today we pick the greatest
snack of all time. Let’s talk about that.( music playing )Good Mythical Morning! Thank you for making us a part
of your daily routine. Today we’re gonna
be guessing what the Mike and Alex
destroyed this time, and we’re gonna be re-tasting
the top four grossest foods we have ever eaten
on the show. But first,
this is it, guys! The final four! We are down
to the last four snacks in our Munch Madness
tournament. One from each category and we’re about to decide
the best snack ever. It’s time for… Whoo-hoo! All right, so we’ve been
through all the sweet snacks, all the salty snacks,
all the meaty, cheesy snacks,
and all the chips. And we have crowned the best
snacks from each category, and now all that’s left
to do is taste and judge these
last matchups. But before we do, let’s take a second
to look back at how our final four
snacks got here. Man:The road to victory.64 snacks entered, only one
can be crowned champion.Let’s meet our four
final snacks.First Cheetos.They’ve been staining the
fingers of toddlers since 1948.Cheetos were a favorite to win
the meaty, cheesy regionbut not before fightingthe most emotionally trying
battle of their livesMuch like the Virginia soldiers
of the Civil War,it was brother against brotheras Cheetos took
on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.Red dust was shed,
hopes were crunchedand Cheetos prevailed paving
the way to the final four.Bugles came
from humble beginnings.Released in 1965 alongside
Daisys, Whistles,
Buttons, and Bows,the Bugle was the only crunchy
corn creation to survive.Nobody expected this fourth
seed to make it to the end,but fate stepped in.It truly is a salty
Cinderella story.Sour Cream & Onion Lay’s
is a perennial powerhousein the Snack It Bracket,
and this year was no different.The number one seeded chip
that Dick Vitale once called…faced tough competition
in its region.Ruffles fell first and then
faced Nacho Cheese Doritosto finally answer the question,which is worse?Cheese fingies or onion breath?Rhett and Link went
with their gut,both figuratively and literallyto bring Sour Cream & Onion
Lay’s to the final four.And finally, Peanut M&M’s.These party essentials
were created in 1954
by Forrest Mars.A man who ironically was
allergic to peanuts.They chewed their way
through the sweet bracket
defeating Reese’s Piecesin a battle that fans
described as nuts.Ultimately they faced off
with the fan voted
number one seed Oreos.But without milk by their side
Oreos got creamed,and Peanut M&M’s proved
that the EpiPen truly is
mightier than the sword.( whistle blows )I’m actually moved
emotionally. – This has been a big week
for us.
– Yes, it has. We’ve been
on quite a journey. You know it’s not about us,
it’s about the snacks. Snacks and Alex, we’ve been
through a lot together. There’s a lot
of pressure, though. I’m really feeling
the pressure like if we get
this wrong– – I know.
– We may have already
gotten it wrong. And after eating
all that my health I think
is starting to suffer. Yeah, well, there’s only
a little bit more tasting to go. – All right.
– Let’s get to it. All right, our first semifinal
match is the underdog, Cinderella story,
Bugles versus the powerhouse, Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion. Here’s what we know
about Bugles… And here’s what we know
about Lay’s Sour Cream
& Onion… – Pretty good!
– Pretty good.
Again, let’s re-visit– I’d say they’re real good. Get a little witch finger here. You come a long way, Bugles. And I’m reminded once again
how good they are right now! Salty, buttery,
triangular, geometric. – Fun!
– But over here– You’ve got the delectable,
crispy chippiness. Mmm. Yeah, those are real good.
Aren’t they? You know,
as a big of a deal it is, to be in the final four
and you’re both winners. I mean, I think
we know what’s up. Right?
Sour Cream & Onion. I thought you were on the Bugle
train with me. – The Bugle twain?
– The Bugle twain. I love Bugles. It’s been a great run. You think the victory of Bugles is just making it
to the final four? That’s as far
as Cinderella gets? Cinderella’s gotta try
her shoe on and not turn into a pum– I don’t understand, well,
I don’t remember the story. But– yeah.
No. The crunchiness. – The flavor punch.
– There’s a flavor punch
in these. – It’s a low punch.
Like a punch to the groin.
– It does so much. It does so much
with so little, though. This is the gentle lover. Remember when you played
one of these through a Funyun? – It’s a little childish.
– Remember how special that was? It gets you back in touch
with your youth. Listen, man, the more you talk the more I get
into the Bugle camp. I’m getting inside my little
Bugle like a teepee and I’m not getting out. I’m saying Bugles. Are you falling for the
Cinderellaishness of this? A little bit maybe,
but I do feel strongly about it. – It’s a great story.
– It tastes so good. Look at you just sitting there
eating them. I’m trying to get on your twain,
but I can’t do it. Well,
we do have a tiebreaker, who– we could use. I think we need to. All right,
tiebreaker it is. Rhett:
Introducing three-time
NCAA champion, six-time NBA champion, six-time
MVP, 19-time NBA all-star and the first person to be on
this show who’s taller than me, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! Link: Whoo! Come on over! – Ah, it is an honor
to have you, sir.
– Yes! – Yeah, you got a little
bike seat there.
– Yeah. We got you a Kareem size seat. – Okay, now–
– There you go. Three-time NCAA champion. So, being
at that Final Four, how does it compare
to being at this final four? Well, you know, it’s a different
ambiance here, you know. Yep, you’ve never experienced
this much pressure. Is that what you’re saying? You know, all the little kids
that are watching and their lives will
be affected by this. – That is true.
– You know, we have to do
a good job here. Okay, right.
I’m glad you understand
what’s at stake here. You’re right,
this is very important. Before you we have Bugles and
Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion chips. Feel free to sample them
and then deliberate as you see fit. Okay. Mm-hmm. – Kareem: Okay.
– Okay. – Number two?
– Link: Yeah, go for it. He didn’t seem overwhelmed
by the Bugles, I will say. You know he’s– He’s a cool one
but he’s a champion! He’s thinking, yeah.
He can’t be shaken. – He can’t be shaken!
– So just give us your thoughts on each of them now
that you’ve tasted both. Just general thoughts. Uh, the Bugles are dry
and unattractive. – What?
– I see where this is going. The Lay’s are tasty. I love the taste. So, I’m gonna have
to go with Lay’s. He’s gonna have to go
with the Lay’s! He has spoken! You don’t have to go
with Lay’s! – Hold on. No, we’re impartial.
– I do, yeah. We’re just as impartial
as the man. I gotta say
I’m a little disappointed, but, Kareem, I’d rather
be disappointed by you – than anybody else
on the planet.
– Me, too. – Okay.
– All right, Sour Cream & Onion
Lay’s moves on! – Great job, Alex!
– Thank you. Hi, Kareem. Okay, let’s find out
who else we’re sending
to the championship game. All right,
first up we’ve got Cheetos. They have… And here is how Peanut
M&M’s break down… Wow! You learn
something new every day! I try to limit it to every
other day, but you’re right. Any day I can learn something
new about John Goodman. – Don’t change the subject.
– I’m all about it. We’ve got a job to do. Let’s start
with the Cheeto, friend. – So cheesy, so crunchy.
– I’m reminded why they made it to the finals. Every one has it’s own
personality – that you kill when you eat it.
– Yeah. How do they make ’em?
Does Chester the Cheetah–
Does he– – Does he fart them out?
– Yeah. I think that’s how it works.
Him and John Goodman. John Goodman is sitting
there next to Cheddar– Chester Well, he’s the voice for these,
just to be clear. He poops these out. You know know
what John Goodman is up to? He’s all over the place. I love how you got
the big ones that have a different
cheese to corn ratio. Then the little,
little, little ones. If you wanna get
more cheese crunch you just find a little one. Okay. We know
we like those a lot, but don’t forget
about M&M. First of all,
these are good
back-to-back. – I’d like to create a mix
out of these.
– You wouldn’t think these should ever compete
for anything, ’cause you can– I’ve got enough love
for both of these. – Just like most of my children.
– But you do have a favorite. – Right. I do have a favorite.
– Man, I’ve eaten a lot. I keep going back
through the layers. There’s something
about the complexity. It’s like a fine wine, man.
It’s like I’m on a trip – to Napa with my wife.
She’s like– No.
– Am I there? You’re not even on text.
You’re not texting
with me at all. – That’s fine.
– This is complete separation. That’s fine.
You know what? I’m somewhere–
I’m at the beach. She’s like, “I’m so glad
you made these plans. You’re so thoughtful, you think
about our relationship. – You are such a romantic man.”
– What are you talking about? Are you sucking up
to your wife? “Let’s enjoy
this wine together. With all it’s many
different flavors.” That’s kinda what eating
Peanut M&M’s is like, baby. It’s so hard
to compare these two, guys. – It really is.
They’re both beautiful.
– We can’t have a tie, though. I don’t wanna put Kareem
through this. Let’s just–
Let’s just decide in our own brains
without even talking anymore. And we’ll do a three, two, one
and put our hands over them. And then if we disagree
then we’ll hash it out, but maybe we agree,
just based on instinct. Okay. I’m ready. Three, two, one. – Oh! Cheetos!
– We agreed. And the reason why yes,
is the cheesy– It just come– It’s such a unique snack. – Yeah.
– And it’s so great! Imitated
but never replicated. I don’t know
what the saying is. – All I know is Cheetos is
moving on to the finals!
– Moves on! Link:
And, Alex, you know what? You’ve worked so hard
this week. – Oh, thanks, guys.
– First of all,
I wanna thank you. I just want
to acknowledge the toll that this has taken
on your body. – You’re worn down, man.
– I know. – You need some help.
– Oh, thanks! Is Kareem still here? Great. Thanks, Kareem. – Never forget that moment.
– No. Oh, I’m gonna keep it with me
for a very long time. Now it’s time
for the halftime show. ( music playing ) – Link: Oh, it’s Chase.
– Rhett: Oh. Okay, he is very talented. Look, a unicycle.
What’s he gonna do with that? Nothing. Link:
Cut himself. Rhett:
Oh, he’s got an apple. He can take apart an apple
and make a funny noise. ( laughs ) Rhett:
Thank you, Chase! All right,
now it’s time for the championship. Rhett:
It all comes down to this…Okay, man! – Look we’ve made it
to the championship.
– Yeah. Of course we knew
we were gonna make it. Yeah, but now we got to make a very important decision. Two number one seeds made it
to the final. I’m tasting this first.
Taste this first. Let’s get a good old-fashioned
dink it and sink it. It just triggers memories
of positive snacking for decades – in my mind.
– But just smell a Cheeto. Just smell a Cheeto. I mean,
it just smells so good. – Give me a Cheetos stache.
– You got to make it. Look at that.
How’s that? How’s that make you feel?
Can you do that with a chip? I don’t know
that’s a good question. – Try it.
– You already have a stache. Ah! You can do it
with that, too! – So they’re still
neck-and-neck.
– Okay, all right. I’m gonna eat this one. I mean, I’m not so much a fan
of cheesiness that that’s– – Really?
– That’s pointing me
that direction. Maybe I’ll eat ’em
back-to-back real fast. I think the delicate nature
of this chip, It’s so thin and so dainty
yet such a– Such a strong flavor. – Oh, man.
– It is a gentle lover. This is more like a–
like a good therapy session. It’s like wow!
I feel like you’re fading
from the Cheetos side. Like your allegiance is going to Sour Cream & Onion
real fast. But you know what?
There’s one thing about the Cheetos
that over the course of this entire tournament
we have not mentioned once. And it’s arguably one
of the most important
factors of Cheetos. – You can put ’em in your nose.
– Nope. Cheeto dust. – Cheeto dust.
– How have we gotten this far without acknowledging Cheeto dust on the fingers? That you then lick off. Right. It’s like
you enjoy it again. It’s the dark
horse factor. Do you think that the Cheeto
dust is a good thing? – I think it’s a great thing.
– Yeah, I like licking
my fingers. Man, this is freakin’ tough,
man. There’s just something
about that tang, though. Mm-hmm. From the Sour Cream & Onion
that I keep coming back to. It’s so surprising. The delicate crunch
versus the bold cheese. Okay, let’s do the three,
two, one thing. Both: Three, two, one. – Oh!
– We agree! That means our champion,
the best snack ever, is Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion
potato chips! Whoo!
Put it on there, Alex! Link:
Yeah! Cheetos,
you made a great stand. You are excellent. Really the real winner here
is Frito-Lay. Whoo! Whoo! – Yeah! Whoo!
– All right! We got chips for days.
There you go! Let us know how much
you disagree with us
in the comments. Whoo! Or if you agree
let us know that, too. And thank you to the legend,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar – for helping us out today.
– Yeah. Maybe we should do this
again next year! – Yeah!
– And even better, with different stuff.
I don’t know – how we’re gonna do it.
– Don’t make promises. Click on through
because Mike and Alex have once again
destroyed something and we’re gonna figure out
what it was.We might not have
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– Today we test: The Oreo Dipr.
– Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
– Today we have a big announcement, for months we’ve been working with our
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but we’re gonna move on. – Yes.
– We’re moving on now. – Okay. You guys have questions for us on
Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr. And those questions are like cars. Puttering
around and sputtering to a stop on the shoulder of some remote desert highway
with no help in sight. And we, like oil men, dig and frack and drill into the
ground, searching for deposits of answer oil that we can then run through the
refining plant that is our brains… – Yes.
– …and then, here we come! Barreling out to your location and spewing
gas answers into your question car. – (makes honking noise)
– You drive away satisified, but you know what? You’re gonna be back. Oh yeah.
‘Cause you’re gonna need more answer gas. And until you reduce your dependency
on us, we’ll be glad to come to your rescue. You drink our answer gas!
You drink it up! – (laughter) Wow! That got a little
political in there, huh? That’s nice.
– Mmm. Risky. – Uh, Ivana de la Cruz asked a question
related to, uh, what was it? Together – Desserts!
– We asked you to ask us about desserts. – That was the question.
Did I forget to mention that? – Was that not in the car-thing?
– It wasn’t. It wasn’t. Sorry. – Ivana de la Cruz asks, Tips to make sure to
leave space for dessert, question mark? – Okay. This is a great question. Because
I, for a large percentage of my life…. – Gotta leave room for dessert!
– Well no, not only that, I didn’t just think leaving room for dessert,
I was convinced that I had a dessert stomach. Because, after I finished a meal,
and I was totally full on whatever I was eating, I always had room for dessert.
And I suspected, that there… – I can vouch for this.
– ….was some science behind this. And it turns out that this is totally scientific.
You always have room for dessert. It is a physical fact, and here’s why.
Okay. Scientifically speaking, what actually happens is when you are really full
at the end of a meal… – Okay.
– …and then you consume glucose, which is sugar, it actually sends a…
– Expansion message? – …message to your stomach to relax
and expand. It is a scientific fact. And what happens is, is it begins, it begins
expanding, and you can actually eat quite a lot of dessert because it doesn’t begin
to send signals that you should stop eating until that sugar gets into the end of your small
intestine. So that’s why you can actually be really full and then eat a lot of dessert and
feel okay. Glucose actually causes your stomach to expand. So, the answer to your
question Ivana, is, you don’t have to make room for dessert once you start eating
the dessert, the dessert… Together – Makes room for itself!
– That’s crazy! – Science is awesome!
– Also, a little scary. Kersey Hames asks, Which dessert is
the messiest? Okay, Kersey. There’s plenty of messy desserts out there, but
I’m gonna go out on a limb here, I’m gonna say the most horrible mess that you can make is
in the dunking of a cookie in milk. – Oh. That’s inconvenient.
– Then you’ve got the whole timing issue when you pull it out too late it’s
like (water noises) – Well, structural integrity…
– The cookie’s like (water noises) everywhere – Structural integrity of cookies is
compromised by the saturation of the cookie itself.
– Oh, you said it. – And nobody likes that.
– You said it, man. – Nobody likes that.
– So that brings us to: A Weird Product You Must Have! – Introducing the Dipr, the hook-shaped
utensil designed to dunk cookies into cow-juice!
It fits perfectly! – Well, I would hope they got that detail
right. It’s like, Herb, uh, the hooks are all the wrong size but uh, maybe we
should still send ’em out. (crew laughter)
– Aww yeah. – Look at this.
– I am excited about this, here. – If I dip?
– We dip. – You dip? We dip?
– Okay, yeah. (crew laughter)
– Okay, here we go. Ooh, you can really let it get soggy.
– Mine’s dangling. – I like it getting soggy.
– Eat it. Tell me. – Oh. Mmm. It’s a little bit
of crunch, and a lot of love, from me. – Now see, I don’t want any crunch,
I’m goin’ down to the bottom. – (mimicking Link) I don’t want
any crunch! – I’m scraping…
– (mimicking) I wanna get that crunch right outta there. – Alright, here we go.
– I’m gonna, I’m gonna get one more. If you’re not careful, you will cut
yourself like a fish. – Yeah (laughter).
– But you know what, these things are so amazing, I thought to myself,
it’s just a hook that grabs a round thing to dip into a liquid.
– Mhmm. – We can find other round things to dip
into other liquids. – So we did!! Alright. So I know I’ve
been given a whole thing of marinara. – Yes, and I’m about to give you…
– Ooh! Cheese wheels! – Yes. Grab a cheese wheel, hook it onto your
hook. Oh, not like that. You gotta do it the right way. Do it like this.
– Do it like this? – Mhm. Perfect size. And then you fully
submerge ’em in the marinara. – Ohp! Oh! I lost it.
– Oh gosh! Mine’s doin’ just fine.
– I lost it. I had to, I had to fish it. – It’s so cheesy. Mm. Oh.
That was a good idea. Did you fish it out of there, you got it?
– I found it. – DId you find it with your hook?
– Mhmm. – Is it called the hook?
– No, it’s called the Dipr. – The Dipr. That’s right. It’s not called the hook.
– And they efficiently only used one vowel. – What if we could start a hook, though?
– The Hooker? No. (crew laughter)
– The Hooker. The new competitor to the Dipr.
– Um, no. – You got anything else to dip over there?
– Um, I have mustard. Oh, I got this too! – Goll-ee.
– Round salamis! – It’s not really salami-sized.
– We’re encountering some resistance here with the…
– Well, I gotta kinda hook it a little bit. I don’t know, is that cheating?
– There are no rules with the Dipr! – I’ve hooked my salami.
– Alright, so…. – Full submersion in…I didn’t plan for
that much mustard. – Ohh, goodness.
(crew laughter) – What’s up with you and losing stuff, man?
– I gotta, I mean it’s like baiting a hook, it’s really…
– Mm. Mustardy. If I get some on the right part of
my shirt you won’t even know. – Alright. I’m gonna catch up.
Woo. That is a lot of mustard. (crew laughter)
Alright, I’m going in. – You gave me an idea, you losin’
and stuff. There just happens to be some fish over here.
– Oh no. – Link, these are sardine pieces.
– Eugh. It’s like a fish sausage. – But this is like the freshest fish
you’ll ever eat. Like, stickin’ a hook into the ocean? And gettin’ it. Take out your lemon
juice. I got you some lemon juice over there. And just hook the sardine, just right there.
– I couldn’t even eat a salami. Ooh. Golly. – Get your hook out. This is like
me and you, in a raft, on the Atlantic, just stranded. And we have
these hookers, and that’s it. (crew laughter)
– Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. – Okay so here we go, you just dip.
– Oh, you’re not hanging it? Look, you gotta hang it vertical like that.
– I think I’m gonna get plenty. – And then (dip noise).
– Oh, full submersion? Together- And then you bring it up!
(crew laughter) – And then, what’re we gonna say next?
– And then you eat… – And then you let Rhett bite it.
– Here we go. – Ooh, that’s a big juicy…
– Oh, there’s bones in it. That’s the way it would be on the ocean, though.
– Mmm. Catfood. – It’s not that bad.
– (like a cat) Meow! (crew laughter)
– Okay, I think that this has been a pretty successful endeavor.
– Yeah, I think that we have tested the limits of the Dipr, and uh, learned some stuff!
What, exactly? I do not know. – I think it’s that, this has been… A Weird Product that You Must Have! Okay, next question comes from Alex
McClarnon. Do you have any advice on how to obtain water and food in
the dessert? – (laughs) How to obtain water and
food in the… Together – Dessert.
– Um, Alex, actually, um, we are not too sure ourselves. But, I do know
of a couple of guys who, they have one of those survival shows….
– Mmm! – …on one of the nature networks, it’s
called um… – Ryder and Raindrop?
– Yeah. Survivalizers, Ryder and Raindrop. – Yeah! Yeah yeah.
– And, um, they recently did an episode… – I love that show!
– …on, uh, Dessert Survival. – Mhmm.
– So, I think they’ll answer your question. (African drum beats)
(birds chirping) – Before the last commercial break, we
set up this bivouac, ten thousand miles from civilization. Now a normal person would
be totally screwed at this point. But we’re not normal people.
– That’s right. We’re… Together – Survivalizers.
– That’s right. And we’re in luck today because I brought a satchel full of baked goods.
And boy am I parched, Raindrop. – Oh, don’t worry, Ryder! Because
today we’re gonna be finding out how to get water out of the dessert. And the
key to that, is to project your thirst thoughts out onto the universe? And then the universe
will provide, brother. – Right. Now, they call these moist for
a reason. ‘Cause there’s moisture in here. Don’t sniff it. All you gotta do is
you gotta gently hold this thing up and put it in your palm right here,
put your other palm on top here, give it a nice gentle squeeze. Uh, bigger squeeze.
Very tough squeeze! – I’m not seeing anything. The icing’s
coming down, but I don’t see any water. – This one’s unusually dry. They don’t
know how to bake there. – Why don’t you let me give it a try?
You got another cupcake in there? – You wanna give it a shot?
– You know the truth about me and this cupcake? – No.
– I am the cupcake. – That explains a lot.
(squirt noise) – Oh my goodness.
– There she blows! – Well, you got a moister one.
– Cakes, much like Mother Earth, are composed of layers.
– Ohhh. – Brimming with what the
ancients used to call, wawa. – Alright, so, I’ve retrieved this bamboo
shoot that I’ve turned into a makeshift straw. And all you gotta do is make sure
you jam it in there deep enough to break through to the water table.
– Do it! – And then you just, you gotta
drink. That’s prety much it. – Put some negative pressure on it.
(wheezing/sucking sounds) – Come on! (dry sucking sounds)
Nothing! Nothing except bamboo! – Hey, Ryder. I’m sensing a lot of negative
energy from you? I think it’s really impacting your ability to draw the wawa from the caca.
– Well… the water table’s dry. – You just gotta get down here and
you gotta feed the right energy into the cake. (whistles at cake)
And then you just, ohp! (water gushing noise)
– Wow. – That’s fresh caca wawa.
– Beginner’s luck. – Get in there!
– No, I don’t want any. – I love gummy bears. You know
why? Because they cointain the gelatinous tears of my friend, the earth Goddess, Gaia.
– You need to masticate ’em. And you wanna get ’em
in there, you’re basically gonna chew out the liquid.
– Yeah. You gettin’ any? – Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
– Ah. Ryder, I’m sorry to say, I think that was saliva.
– Totally water. – I think the key is you
become one with the… – Listen.
– …water that is stored in those gummy bears that are sacrificing
themselves for you. – Okay, whatever. Just take a mouthful.
– No, I only need one. I just need one and I gotta form a relationship with it.
– What are you doing? (kissy noises)
– What’s wrong with you? – Shh.
– Eugh eughghgh. And that’s how you get water
out of dessert! You can stop now though! I get it! We get it! Agh! It’s over!
Let’s get outta here! Agh! Okay! Alright! (African drum beats) – Wow, lotta moisture in those desserts?
– Who woulda thought? – Lotta liquids in there!
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I’m gonna give you a product demonstration see if you know some stuff about us. Gonna
open some mail with Jen as well. – Two clowns arguing over makeup. – Hey. Hey, Buster!
– Hey, don’t say hey to me while I’m putting on my makeup!
– You’re putting on MY makeup! – Oh really, how do you know?
– That’s mine. – Well, because it’s got like…
– It’s got my name on it… – It’s a white face and it’s got red lips?
– FloJo. It’s got FloJo’s name on it. – Well…
– Buster? You’re Buster, I’m FloJo. Just like the runner from the 80’s.
– Well my last name’s JoFlo so I got confused. – You’ve never told me that.
– Well, I’m puttin’ it on anyway. – Oh, gosh. Right on your lips? But
you’ve got that lip thing. I don’t want… – I’m puttin’ it on the inside too.
– Oh, you’re doin’ white-tongue. White-tongue, you can’t do
that anymore, it’s racist.
Your dreams say something about you. Let’s talk about that. ♪ (intro music) ♪ – Good mythical morning.
– Everybody dreams and I’m not talking about my dream of spending a long period
of my life alone in the Alaskan wilderness in a cabin, I’m talking about dreams that
happen when you’re sleeping, when you are – transported to another world.
– I get it– – That kind of thing.
– I have those too. And there are lots of people who think
that the things that you dream about say specific things about you and today we’re gonna
find out how well you know that, Link, as we play… So here’s what we’ve done, we’ve gone to a
dream dictionary on the interwebs to get what some things mean but I want to come
out and say, this is very subjective, okay? So this is gonna be a difficult game
’cause you don’t always get the same answers. I mean, what something means to
you might mean something else to somebody – else. So we’re giving you three lifelines to make it easy.
– But there’s also a baseline of – this is – a good place to start for what your dream may mean.
– Right, there – they are somewhat intuitive – but they are subjective.
– Okay. Your three lifelines are: Ask a Sheep… You can ask a sheep because you
count the sheep to go to sleep. – I was wondering why we had a sheep.
– You can have a Dream Within a Dream and that’s when we remove two dreams from
your dream. Are you still dreaming? – That doesn’t make sense but okay.
– And then we have a Sleep Talk Hint where I will sleep talk a hint for you. You can
imagine how well that’s gonna go. I’m usually better at that than you are
but I’m not gonna fall asleep here in – order to do it.
– Now, you get – if you get five out of eight of these, I have an incredible prize
for you. Uh, but for every one you get wrong, I’m gonna pinch you because
that’s how you wake up from a dream. – I get a pinch?
– A little pinch. – Okay, okay. – Here we go.
– So if I get it right, I get to pinch you. – Okay.
– Alright, let’s do this. You and Richard Nixon are walking through
a forest made of gummy bears when Tricky Dick turns to you and says, “Hey Link,
wouldya look at that.” (laughs) Sounds – like Jimmy Stewart.
– (crew laughs) Working on that. It’s a snake
that Tricky Dick is talking about. Very common. – …around friends at parties!
– Shia. – Yeah he was in it before he got crazy.
– Um, I mean I don’t see how snakes could – have anything to do with secrets. S…secrets.
– Oh, there is an S in it. Or s…seeking answers.
To s…subconscious questions. I’m going with ‘Hidden fears and worries
that are threatening you’ because there’s – no S’s anywhere in that.
– What a great start Link, you’re one for one! – Yes!
– That is right. – Yes!
– And I – you don’t get to pinch me, man! That’s not how it works. I’ll punch
you if you pinch me again. Just like that. Okay, here we go. You’re
lounging in a house that’s a weird mashup of your childhood home and Disneyland and
while riding on Space Mountain, you turn it into Space Fountain,
meaning you pee all over it. Like, urinating in real life or
dreaming about urinating? Dreaming about urinating. On Space Mountain? Uh, nope. Okay, what are my – what are my… …That could happen! Happened to me one time
as an adult, shouldn’t have admitted that. If you pee just a little in your sleep and then you
stop it, that doesn’t count. That’s – that’s fine. – Okay. Good.
– You don’t even have to tell anybody about that. – I did more than that.
– (crew member laughs) I’m gonna go ahead with Dream Within a Dream
because A, B, and C are kind of a toss-up. Okay, well then that leaves
you with A and B, Link. – 50/50.
– Cleansing emotions or disregard for authority. I mean, if the peeing on the
Space Fountain was in every one then I think B would make sense but
again, I’m gonna go with A. It’s cleansing… Link, you found a game that you
are a genius at. Two for two! It’s time for the big math exam and even
though you’re in your 30’s and you – haven’t been in school for over a decade–
– Yes, this dream! – you’re freaking out because you didn’t study!
And you’re naked! And you have an abacus! (laughter) – (crew laughs)
– I have this dream once a quarter. This is toughness. A deep desire to look at a problem.
Subconscious need to resolve a failing relationship. You know what? A hasn’t let
me down yet so I’m sticking with A, a deep desire to look at a problem
in a different way. – Ow!
– (laughs) It was C, you have old-fashioned views! – Old…how did – I don’t… how?
– Again, subjective. (Link) You have old-fashioned views?
(Rhett) You’ve been lucky so far. You’re tandem skydiving with a slightly
younger version of yourself. (laughs) – Done that.
– In the middle of your jump he says, “Sorry, not sorry” and releases you from the
harness. You begin to plummet to the earth. Is this like my son?
Like a younger version of myself? No. You don’t think that your son is a
younger version of you. Do I need to – explain how reproduction works?
– Well he’s– – He’s not a clone.
– He’s half of me. You mated with your wife and it
created a totally new DNA sequence. I don’t use ‘mate’ as the terminology for
it but um…I also don’t think that that part of the question has anything
to do with the answer. …and they gave me a DVD of it.
You’ve had that conversation. – Overpriced DVD. Always.
– (Rhett) Yeah. Falling. I mean, I think this is classic
losing control in my waking life. Uh, I’ve driven off many bridges in my sleep and
I know that’s why. I’m going with B. – With confidence.
– You’re right, Link. – Yeah.
– You should be a dream instructor. – Have you ever driven off a bridge?
– No. – Like the bridge is under
construction and then you just… and then you’re like, oh I’m
losing control of my actual life. You’re learning a lot about yourself.
Oh come on now! You don’t remember there being
a pickle farm in your backyard. – Ha, wrong!
– But you can’t pick any pickles if you’re not wearing overalls. Good thing your high school
principal is there handing them out. Overalls. – What?
– (laughter) Is anyone sane that they’ve –
have you dreamed that? – I dream this a lot.
– Don’t answer that. Unless you peed a little bit. – Yeah I’m an overalls most of – all the time.
– So cute. Uh… Give me a Sleep Talk Hint. (inaudible)…makes me so happy…
(inaudible) “I’m covered in barbecue sauce, I don’t
know why it makes me so happy. Why am I – covered in barbecue sauce?”
– You got it, brother. You were listening. Thanks for the helpful hint, here.
‘Sloppy attitude and incoherent thoughts’, A. – Yay! Almost pinched you – come on. No man, that
wasn’t the rules! Wow he’s got how many right? Well you made the rules! You’ve gotten four right, Link.
You just gotta get one more right and you’re a – dream genius. A dreanius.
– Yup. – You’re an orca wearing a diaper…
– Again. and feel the need to express yourself
musically. That must be what the giant xylophone is for. So you bang out an amazing
rendition of Selena Gomez’s ‘Hands to Myself’! It makes sense. I’m more likely to dream of overalls than a
xylophone. Have you dreamed of a xylophone? – I’ve dreamed of all these things.
– ‘A repressed need to express myself’, A once again. Why are you making ’em all A? – Don’t! Go low.
– Gotcha. – Don’t go low with the pinch, man.
– It was B, Link. It was ‘concerns for the environment.’ – Yeah, yeah, yeah. On that website that
you went to. I’m so concerned about the environment, I need to like tinkle
on some colored metallic keys. While walking on a bridge
made of donkey bones… – (both laugh)
– it begins to crumble beneath you and you gently float to the ground and are greeted by a
giant Ziploc bag with Steve Buscemi’s face on it. This is in the dictionary, man! (Link) It’s a Ziploc bag.
(Rhett) This is not Oxford’s dictionary, trust me. You know how that is. You’re in there and
you’re like, I should get the name brand, I don’t want to spill.
That happens to me a lot. A lot of anxiety when I go to the grocery store.
Just giving you some time to think, Link. – I’ll let the sheep think.
– Oh! – (Link baaing) Bring in the sheep!
– (Rhett) We have an actual sheep. – (Chase baaing)
– The things you guys go to – resources. – (Rhett) I don’t know what form you got.
– (Link) Look, it’s a dirty sheep! – (baaing)
– Why you so – why – – (laughter)
– You hear that? Why you so dirty, sheep? I live outside, in a farm. – Look like a beige sheep.
– (crew laughs) – It’s not that dirty.
– Alright sheep, help me out man. Uh, I like to keep my energy in
a Ziploc bag. That sounds like… – You reserve energy?
– Yeah, my reserved energy. (laughs) That’s why there’s Ziploc
bags all over your desk. – All over the farm.
– All over the farm. Alright, I’m – I’m trusting the – the sheep
has never let me down. – Link! You’re a dream
– (Rhett & Link) genius! – (Chase baaing)
– (crew laughs) Where’s his prize? Where’s his prize?! Whoa! – What the crap?!
– It’s a dream catcher! – I didn’t see that hanging up there, for real!
– And it came from the ceiling! – Now, can the sheep–
– What?! Hey, can the sheep get on this and it take
him back up like Pink in the Grammys like – four years ago?
– No! It catches your dreams man, you’re – gonna get so many more dreams now!
– Woo! (laughs) – Congratulations, Link.
– I’m so happy! Thank you for liking, commenting, and uh
dreaming the best dreams that you can dream. This is gonna go on my rear view mirror.
You know what time it is. Hello, I’m Bailey and I’m from Britain and
it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Wee! We’re doing our part to help you get the
liquids you love into your mouth with the Good Mythical Morning mug, available
at RhettandLink.com/store. Click through to Good Mythical More.
We’re gonna play a game which requires us to move these balls with only our mind power.
Really. Click through, click the ‘i’ to see that. Two llamas in a spitting contest.
Hey, you here for the– – You know what I’m here for.
– The spitting contest? Oh, you know! – I’m thinking about not being a part of it.
– I’m already going. I’m having…I’m doubting myself today.
You got any encouragement? How ’bout this for encouragement? ‘Dya feel that? You just hit me, bro. Nope, my spit went all the way around the
earth and hit you in the back of the head. – You’re making stuff up now.
– I win. Captioned by Lovely Luna
GMM Captioning Team
– Today we ask the age-old question.
– Will It Smoothie? Let’s talk about that. ♪ (intro music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
– Thank you for making us – a part of your daily routine.
– As you know, we like to see if things “will” on this show and one of
the things that has been requested more than anything for this “Will It”
series is the smoothie. – That’s right.
– Will It Smoothie? – The beverage that can contain anything
because it’s pourable and it’s mushed up. But it doesn’t typically contain any of
the stuff that we’re going to… – Nooo, it doesn’t.
– contain wherein the smoothie today. Woah! Wherein, therein, or herein
lies the smoothie. I’m talking like a lawyer. I’m building
a case — – We have to get the legal language right.
– against doing this just because — – Just in case one of us dies.
– this is not gonna go well. Yeah… – Life is on the line.
– Well, let’s just get started then! ♪ (groovy music) ♪
Will It Smoothie? (buzz) Alright Link, everybody knows that you’re
a huge fan of peanut butter. – Oh yes.
– But we have decided to go NUTS! And try to find every kind of nut butter
we can find to put in a smoothie. Let’s do it. ♪ (groovy music) ♪ Butters:
Will It Smoothie? (buzz) – I’ve got the blender right here. (buzz)
– I’ve got some nut butters. I should probably put a lid on before
I actually blend anything. – Starting with your fave: peanut butter.
– Throw a little dollop in there. I’ve also got almond butter,
which I hear you’re into as well. – Get a little bit on the finger here.
– Oh come on, now. Don’t sample the wares. I’m not just a peanut butter lover;
I’m an all butter lover. – We’ve got cashew butter.
– This might burn up the blender. – Gotta add some liquids.
– I also have butter butter. Ooh! I can think of no better butter
than butter butter. Woah woah woah woah woah,
slow your roll there! Already a lot of oil in the other butters. And just in case
that’s not enough butter… – Oh my goodness!
– I’ve got some squeez– – Ew, okay okay.
– Hey I want it to be buttery, man! – It’s gonna be really buttery.
– And just a little bit of ice. Add a little bit more maybe,
peanut butter? Oh no, woah, hey let me be the mix master,
man. Let me be the Mixmaster. – Okay, you’re squeezing my hand.
– You get to be the Blendmaster. (clunk)
– Okay Mixmaster. May I be – the Blendmaster?
– Yes, please. (pops)
– Alright. So it’s on there. – LET ER RIP, LINK!
(buzzes) – It’s…it’s working really hard.
– Alright pour it in here, Blendmaster. – I’m now the Pourmaster.
– Ooh, well you got two jobs. You know what I am?
I’m the Chalicemaster. – Hold on, it’s a little…whoo.
– That’s a good consistency. – It’s like icing.
– Oh my goodness, y’all. Oh wow. Well even though I think this may
be futile — – As in like, medieval times?
– Let’s suck on this thing. (Rhett chirps)
– Yum. Oh, wow. That is a lot of butter; and by
butter I mean the yellow stuff. You could live off of this and nothing
else. (Link laughs) – Like the people who are going to Mars —
– Astronauts! Yeah. It’s gonna take them nine months to get
there, take one of these and a straw, – And every four days, go —
– Just take a little suckle on it. – A little fatty.
– Very fatty. Ahh, but the operative question is,
Will It Smoothie? (both) Yes!
(ding) The most typical time to drink a smoothie
is breakfast time, so it makes total sense to take an actual breakfast
and make it into a smoothie. ♪ (groovy music) ♪ Breakfast:
Will It Smoothie? (buzz) I’ve got a nice breakfast for you.
Sunny side up eggs, – Yum.
– I’ve got hash browns. I got bacon. – OJ and what?
– I’ve got hot coffee and I got OJ and I got ketchup. Just take that one egg,
throw it in there. – Okay.
– Half of the hash browns. Yeah…touch ’em all with your hand.
That will be fine. – Hey!
– Touch every single strand of hash brown – with your hand.
– The Mixmaster washed his hands. You were gonna say, “The blending
process cleanses everything I touch.” A shot of coffee. A shot of orange juice. I’ve never gotten a — Oh gosh. I’ve never
drank coffee and thought to myself, – “This could use some OJ. Or ketchup.”
– You can’t go too far on ketchup. And you’re gonna ice it?
Or is this a hot smoothie? – Yeah, let’s keep it hot.
– Let’s keep it warm. – Let’s keep it hot.
– You know, let’s keep it real. -Let’s keep it warm.
– Yeah, keep it room temperature. – Alright.
– Alright Blendmaster, work your magic. (buzz)
(Rhett chuckles) – It smells like burning machine.
– I think the dominant flavor is going to be breakfast, Link.
Please just don’t pour it onto my hand. – Oh, whoa whoa — The smell, man.
– (laughs) I tried not to smell. The smell coming off of that thing.
Oh gosh. Smell it. – Smells like Vegas.
(both laugh) – Smells like a curbside in Vegas.
– Yeah…wow. Okay. – Oh my goodness.
– It looks like orange sherbet. – It’s clumpy still.
– It’s gonna straw. – I’ll tell you that much. Okay. Well —
– Now — I would have guessed. I think I would have
guessed that breakfast blended together would have been orange. Just personally,
that’s what I would’ve guessed. And I will say that there is a dominant
orange juice smell to it. – Hey man…what are you doing in Vegas?
– Hey. (crew laughs)
– I dunno, just seeing the shows, man. – I’m glad you showed up.
– Jackpot. (Rhett laughs)
Alright. Bacon.
(both) Orange juice. Ketchup-flavored orange juice bacon.
(crew laughs) – I mean if it was no breakfast or this,
– Yeah. – I’d do this!
– I am actually surprised — It’s really not bad.
I’m not playing around. You’ve got a bacon aftertaste
with the orange juice is smacking you – right up front. — Yeah.
– I’m all about it. – So, Will It Smoothie?
(both) Yes! (ding) A smoothie is quite possibly the most
convenient food on the planet, – Mhmm.
– So we thought we’d push that theme even further and make a convenience store
smoothie out of convenience store items. ♪ (groovy music) ♪ Convenience Store:
Will It Smoothie? (buzz) I have a hot dog. Let’s get some of that
hot dog. Just a little bit, like that. – Okay.
– I have nachos with nacho cheese — – But now it is your cheese!
(both force a laugh) Uh, Link, I know you’re into this,
so I got a Powerball ticket. (inaudible)
– It might be a winner, but the only way – to find out —
– (high pitch voice) is to blend it! I’m gonna give it a little head start,
’cause I don’t know how paper is gonna do in there. Okay, and of course
we’ve got the Slurpee, slushy, Icee, whatever you call it
in your neck of the woods. – And this is really —
– Ooh! I’m gonna need some — And what happens is
when you get that much slushy in, then you take this
and you battering ram it in there. – Battering ram your smoothie.
– I learned that at Mixmaster school. – Alright.
(buzz) – Oh, yeah.
– Blend it, daddy! (both laugh)
– So basically, instead of a brown paper bag at your convenience
store checkout, they just have a blender, and you take everything, rake it in there,
and you end up with this. I think we might be learning
the universal color of smoothies. Now there is — there is an actual lottery
ticket in here. Let’s not forget that. (all laugh)
– Hah! It is gone. Woah woah woah woah woah woah!
Oh this is really liquidy. The key is not to think about the things
that are in it. Okay, I can smell the hot dog. (crew laughs)
– Nuh-uh. Gosh. – It tastes like rotten licorice.
– It tastes like bad frozen pizza! – Doesn’t it. (screams in a high pitch)
– I can’t identify it. It tastes like Italian sausage.
And you know what it is? – (weird accent) Italian sausage!
– It’s the bite of — (both) The hot dog and the cheese — – makes it taste like a —
– And there’s a little bit of bite on the – fruitiness.
– But it is uncanny how it tastes like – Italian sausage.
– But here’s the real question: Will It Smoothie?
I think I have to be honest and say: (both) No.
(buzzer) Okay, now we are frequent paddle boarders.
We like to immerse our bodies in the salty sea. But sometimes when we’re
at the office, we’re like, “Oh, I wish I could put my body
in the ocean!” – Mhmm.
– But then we decided, what if we just put the ocean in our bodies? ♪ (groovy music) ♪ The Ocean:
Will It Smoothie? (buzz) I’m calling this one
“The Tide Pool Smoothie.” Well I think you would find these
in a tide pool. – I’m also calling it stupid.
– We have mussels – that have been deshelled.
– Alright. I think we probably need
about that many of those. We also have seaweed in salad form;
which I really like this stuff but as you can tell,
it’s got a real strong — – Ooh, it smells like a wet dog.
– Okay here’s some — – The dog’s caught in kelp! Help him!
– And here’s something I do not like and have never enjoyed: raw sea urchin,
otherwise known as uni. It looks like loose stool of a —
of the wet dog. – Well, we’re gonna use all of it.
– Ahh, gosh. And of course, it wouldn’t be the ocean
without salt water. – That’s the liquid in this one, Link.
– We’re gonna drink salt water? – It just makes you thirsty. Alright.
– Uhh. (click)
– Dang it, guys. – This is gonna be strong, man.
– Tide Pool Smoothie. Here we go. (buzz)
– Oh, wow. The ocean blends well. – The universal color of smoothies.
– I am not happy about this. Oh my goodness.
It smells like a research project. (Link laughs and gags)
– Oh golly. Mmh. This is what marine biologists
do every day. All you kids out there that want to be marine biologists,
think again! – Look at that clumpiness to it.
– Egh. – Sea foam. Egh.
– This is just getting in the ocean with your mouth open is what
we’re about to replicate. – Ugh…thank you.
– Here’s your straw. I like the reverent tone
that you’re taking. – Look! I mean look at that. It’s like–
– The straw– – It’s like a buoy! It’s like a tide buoy!
– It’s real mushy at the bottom. – What is that?
– You wanna stir it up a little bit? Does the Mixmaster need to stir it up?
No it’s got layers, – the seaweed is at the bottom.
– Oh gosh. Come on, Link.
Suck on that straw right there. – You’re not afraid of this at all?
– I love the ocean; the beach is my – favorite place.
– I usually keep my mouth shut though. Let’s do it. (crew laughs)
– Have you swallowed yet? – Nuh-uh.
– You gotta swallow; it’s amazing after you swallow it!
It’s like a whale has washed up and somebody as a prank stuck your open
mouth into its cavity. (Link groans)
(crew cackles) Like one of those whales that if you push
it just — BOOMF! — blows up? This is like the juice
that comes out of that whale. (Link dry-heaves and gags)
(Rhett and crew laugh hysterically) Hah! It’s the worst I — It might be
the worst taste I’ve ever put in my mouth. (Link screams)
– And it won’t go away. It’s what — You’re serious.
It’s still there. – But here’s the deal, Link.
– It doesn’t relinquish. – The dead whale abides.
– Do you have all of the information – you need to answer the question?
– Absolutely. – Will It Smoothie?
(both) No. (buzz) The American buffalo used to roam the
plains, and then of course, we showed up and killed almost all of ’em.
But they’re making a comeback, thanks to conservation efforts.
So what better way to honor the comeback of the buffalo
than to consume their blended testicles in a smoothie? ♪ (groovy music) ♪ Buffalo Balls:
Will It Smoothie? (buzz) – We’re doing this, huh? Oh, what? Nuh-uh.
– No, that is not a potato. (laughs) I don’t know, are you going to get
squeamish if I cut the testicle in half? – Well it all ain’t going in here.
– Okay, here we go. – Gosh!
– Hold on, it feels like it’s gonna pop. – Oh…my…goodness.
– Man, buffalos got tough balls! – (high pitched voice) I hate this!
– I gotta take this out of this. – Why are you having fun?
– Do we have a plate that I can cut it on? Alright. So you’re gonna put it on that
and slice her — him? It? (Link squeals)
– I feel like I’m doing surgery. (cutting sounds)
Nuh-uh. NUH-UH! (crew laughs)
– Oh gosh. – That doesn’t look cooked to me, dude.
– (Link gags) Raw ball. – We got a raw ball in town!
– Alright. Let’s — let’s — let’s – cook that a little bit more.
(clock ticks) Okay there it is, Link. We took the
middle portion of the ball, diced it, – and cooked it.
– So throw that in there. Just — It’s — the smell is so strong.
I’m just — it feels wrong. And then what are you gonna add to this? Well, we’re going with a buffalo theme.
So just like you’re eating — (both) buffalo wings,
– but it’s a ball instead. So we’ve got blue cheese, which I love,
and I think will cut some of that flavor. Okay. I don’t like blue cheese
too much either. – Do you like hot sauce?
– Yeah. – Because I got a lot of that.
– Okay, buffalo sauce. Woah woah woah! You’re really trying to hide it,
aren’t you? I’m trying to cover that good old ball
flavor. We can use this as a garnish, – or we can blend some.
– Let’s blend some. Blend some and then some.
And there’s some for garnish, too. – Yeah, that’s a garnishable pertion.
– Yeah. (both mock Link) Pertion.
– “That’s a garnishable pertion.” (both clear throat) (Rhett laughs)
– I feel like I gotta clear my throat; I don’t know why. It’s like I’m at the
doctor and he just told me to turn. – Alright.
– Turn and blend, son. (clears throat) (buzz)
(Rhett laughs) (Link screams)
– Oh gosh. – Aaaaand ahh. Ok.
– I think there might be ball chunks – in there.
– There’s definitely gonna be – some chunksticles.
– Alright. Let me have it, Link. – Oh, you want this all to yourself?
– Oh gosh, there’s still chunks. – Ooh, ooh.
– There’s still a — oh gosh — – a LOT of chunks. Ehh! Stop! Stop!
– Mmh. This is, man… Oh, you gotta garnish it?
Oh, that changes everything! (Rhett shouts and makes slurpy noises)
– This is gonna be great! (Link laughs)
– Let’s just sip on this thing. – Alright.
– We’ll see who gets a chunk first. Lots of chunks. It’s like rubber. (Link gags)
– I don’t know why I feel the need to rub myself. Oh oh oh,
I just got straight ball in my mouth now. – Nuh-uh.
– I worked all the sauce out. (crew laughs)
– I was left with just ball. (Link gags loudly)
(crew yells) (Link barfs)
(Rhett and crew laugh) – Here’s to you, Link.
– Guh… Nuh-uh. Think about it; the first thing that
happened in that buffalo was his balls – got cut off.
(Link continues to retch) (Rhett and crew laugh)
– The second thing, is his balls – got shipped to California —
– Shut it! Stop saying the B word. – His testicles got — cut off,
(crew laughs loudly) they got shipped to California,
they got put into a shake. (Link vomits loudly)
– A smoothie. (Rhett and crew laugh)
– And now Link’s throwing ’em up. I enjoyed em, Mr. Buffalo,
if you’re watching. (crew laughs)
– You’re a steer now. – The concept of it just got to me, man.
– I felt like we were a team – up there until the end.
– Oh, man I — I don’t know. – This may be a toss-up, but.
– No I think I know. (crew laughs)
– I think I know the answer – to the question, Link. – Will It Smoothie?
(both) No. (buzz) Alright, there you go. We answered that
question, “Will It Smoothie?” so you – don’t have to.
– Let us know in the comments – what you want us to “Will It?” next.
– And thanks for subscribing. I know a lot of you guys watch and you
may not be subscribed to the channel; go ahead and subscribe.
It really helps us out. Thanks for liking, commenting,
and subscribing. You know what time it is! I’m Matt Hansen from Copperfield Island,
and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. ♪ (theme music) ♪
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Trivy! Click through to Good Mythical More we’re gonna get the crew to eat
some of this smoothie stuff! “Rhett thinks he’s on a sitcom.” Ugh. ♪ (cheesy intro music) ♪
– Hey look who’s here! Hey, it’s Rhett! Hey man! Welcome to
The Living Room, where we hang out — – Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey Link,
– every single day….yeah? – you got any buffalo balls?
– You just missed ’em. ♪ (outro music) ♪
– It smells like hot sauce. It smells like hot sauce.
It smells like hot sauce. – Yeah, and it tastes like hot sauce.
– Dominantly hot sauce. – Those chunks are gonna be testicle.
– Okay. (crew laughs)
– Hold on, let her get it in the — mmh.
Today we fall asleep on GMM. Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning.
– Sleep: you gotta do it. Everybody’s into it. In fact, uh,
scientists say more and more how important – it is to get eight hours of sleep…
– What’s with scientists and sleep? – Seven to nine hours if you can.
– Scientists just want to… – Do stuff while people are sleeping?
– No. They just wanna have an excuse to – sleep. Scientists are sleepy people.
– No. I think they want people to sleep and then they want to invent things that
we don’t know about ’cause we’re sleeping. Illuminati. Now, listen.
I am in love with sleep. Well, that’s what we’re going
to talk about today, is… If I could only do one thing for the
rest of my life, it’d probably be sleep. – …is how…
– If I could only choose one thing. …is how to get to sleep. And Link in
particular: he’s good at a lot of things, he’s not so good at other things, but if
there’s one thing that he is a champ at, it is falling asleep. And falling asleep
quickly. And I can say this from experience. Not because we’ve shared a
bed, but because we’ve flown together many different times. And we’ll be having
a conversation, and then I’ll like turn around to like get my headphones out, and
I turn back around and Link’s GONE. The sign of Link sleeping is mouth open,
(snores) sometimes a snore will happen, sometimes his eye kinda go half-open.
It’s a little embarrassing. Mouth full-open, eyes half-open.
You know I’m in Dreamland. And then when the pretzels and peanuts
come, I just take ’em and just put ’em in his mouth for him. I feed him. But what
we’re gonna talk about today is for people like me who are not as good at falling
asleep– ’cause, I mean, how long does it take you to fall asleep? When you hit
the hay, you hit the pillow… – 120 seconds.
– I mean, that seems crazy. Two minutes? It seems particularly surprising to me
because I’m an anxious person. But something about laying down on my
pillow… I’m able to check my worries at the foot of the bed, so to speak.
Or at the… at the… at the… – The door?
– What is the thing called – that you go through?
– The headboard. Hm? If I go through the headboard,
you better call the urgent care! – Well, I get what you’re saying.
– The doorway. You fall asleep quickly, and because you
don’t sit down and think. And I think for – me, and probably for a lot to people…
– My wife’s… she’ll lay down and think. Boy, I’ll roll over sometime and
I can just see think fumes – just coming off of her head.
– (laughing) Well, I can think about like a previous night and I think, “You
know, it probably took half and hour – to go to bed last night.”
– Really? – Maybe sometimes an hour!
– I’m very thankful for this gift, – and I don’t take it lightly.
– Well, here’s what we’re gonna do: there are some weird techniques. We’re not
gonna talk about the standard ones that people talk about. We’re gonna talk about
the weird ways that people have suggested for going to sleep. And then I’m gonna
go through these, see what you — a sleep expert, a guy who can sleep really
well — thinks about these. – Okay.
– And then we’re actually going to try to implement these and see who can go
to sleep faster right here on the GMM set. Okay, experiment. But so first you’re
gonna walk me through these, but – we’re not talking like counting sheep.
– No, I’m talking about squeeze then relax. – (laughing)
– Sqee… squeeze what? Squeeze your muscles. This is a technique
that involves squeezing and relaxing your muscles starting with feet and going all
the way up to your face. – Okay.
– So squeezing and relaxing. You gotta go all through the thighs,
through the buttocks… – …region, stomach…
– Start with like the toes? And you go all the way through. You don’t
have to do it now, but you might have to do it in a second. Squeeze and relax. How about this one? Rock yourself to
sleep. You know, you rock a baby – to go to sleep.
– How do you rock yourself to sleep? – You can rock yourself to sleep.
– Like in a rocking chair? No, (stammering) well, some people say
that they can use like a actual – rocking chair, or an office chair…
– Well, yeah. I could do that. But then you fall asleep in the office
chair. I just think this is laying down and just… (exhales) just kinda
doing a little side-to-side action, – and then eventually you’re just like…
– Well, it sounds funny, but I do think – that is what they’re saying.
– Yeah, rocking yourself to sleep. – Like giving yourself…
– It’s weird. – …a little ocean motion.
– But it works for some people. – A water bed helps.
– Inhale through your left nostril. – That’s a technique. This comes from yoga.
– Really? It’s thought to reduce blood pressure and
can calm you. You lay on your left side and then you rest a finger on your right
nostril and close it and you breathe – slowly through your left nostril.
– Why your left nostril? – Why not?
– Well, laying on your left side… – You’ve gotta pick one.
– …enables the passing of gas. – My grandma told me that.
– Because what? Your butt’s on the – left side of your body, or what?
– No, my butt’s in the center, but… – Your appendix?
– I think that more intestine goes left than right. I honestly don’t know, but
multiple people have told me… – She’s probably right.
– …from the medical community. If you need to pass flatu-liss…
(nasally voice) flat-ness, I don’t know how to say it. Lay on your
left side and then… but don’t do this. – Like the genie.
– Well, you’re gonna try that today, or I might. Sleep inducing pressure points.
Apparently there’s a pressure point – right there where your glasses are…
– Really? and if you take your thumb and you press
there for 20 seconds and then relax, you do that a couple of times. That has been
known to help people sleep. Now that’s… uh, hoodoo. – Mumbo jumbo? Hoodoo?
– That’s hoodoo. – You looking for voodoo or mumbo jumbo?
– My grandma also called it hoodoo. – Well, she was wrong. She’s a great woman.
– I’m not stabbing a doll. I’m pushing – my glasses. That’s hoodoo.
– Visualize falling asleep. Some studies have shown that people
who can actually… ’cause you know in athletics, if you visualize the shot or
the swing or whatever, it can help you. But people who sit down, who lay down and
then they visualize themselves falling asleep. And if that means your mouth falls
open, you visualize your mouth falling open. – I think I kinda…
– Next thing you know, your mouth is – open and you’re asleep.
– I get that one. And then finally, creating your own
fantasy world. Some people say that they have created a world, a fantasy
world, in which there’s… – A dream world.
– …other people, and, you know, it can get really advanced and complex.
It’s a whole ‘nother world, and you go there in your mind. You have
conversations with people. And then you enter that world every single night,
and before you know it, when you’re trying to get back into that world, you’re
asleep. Maybe you’re dreaming about it. – Okay, I mean that just seems like…
– How does this sound to you? That seems like more of a burden to think
of more things. I just shut off all – thoughts and get stupid.
– Okay, well… – Like the Black Eyed Peas.
– You can try that. I’m gonna pick a couple of these techniques to see
and we’re gonna see who can fall asleep more quickly. There’s no prizes,
other than just a nap. – Okay?
– Well, that’s good enough for me, brother. To the sleep lab! (whooshing sound effect)
(harp glissando) (whispering) Welcome to
the sleep lab, Link. (whispering) Thank you for
having me here. – I uh… (laughing)
– And for dressing me like this. – I’ve got on my… V-Day —
– (laughing) and that doesn’t mean Valentine’s day —
war-themed pajamas. I got you the plane theme and
I got the dinosaur theme. Okay. So I’m gonna fall asleep, just
because I’m going to. You’re gonna do what you do. This is
like we’re at a lock in, first of all. Isn’t that cool? We haven’t done this
in forever. It’s like a sleepover. So you put your glasses up. You just
do your normal thing. I’m gonna use a couple of the weird techniques
that I read about. – Which technique are you gonna use?
– I’m gonna start with left nostril. – Do you want me to tuck you in?
– No. I don’t need any help. – Will you tuck me in?
– No. So I’m gonna just breathe through my
left nostril. You can ignore me. (exaggerated breathing) – Is that too loud?
– It’s a little loud. I’m a little stuffed. (breathing again) – You should close your eyes. (laughing)
– (Rhett laughing) You’re staring at me,
blowing out of your nostril. Okay. You don’t normally try to fall asleep with
your eyes open, do you? – Sometimes. So I can see robbers.
– (Link laughing) – You’re such a dork!
– I don’t think that left nostril — I’ve done it just a couple of times, but
I don’t think it’s gonna work. I’m gonna do the pressure points. (laughing) – Shh shh shh! (et cetera)
– (Link laughing) I gotta relax. ♪ (lullaby music) ♪ Ahh… (Rhett) Mm. Wow. I can see that working. (laughing)
(sheets rustling) I’m gonna combine a couple of ’em. I’m gonna do the pressure points,
and I’m gonna enter a fantasy world. (laughing) Okay. – Do you want me to tell you about it?
– (whispered) No! It’s called Blondor. – It’s not filled with blonde women.
– (laughing) It’s just a name I came up with. – I’m really trying to go to sleep now.
– (Rhett) Blondor. I’m really trying to go to sleep. – (Rhett) I’m a knight.
– (Link sighs) – I ride a two-headed dragon.
– You’re making it very difficult. (laughing) For me to go to sleep.
(inhales) All right. (Link sighs) This isn’t gonna be easy. ♪ (harp glissando and windchimes) ♪ ♪ (calming music) ♪ (sheets rustling quietly) (lid pop) (light thump) (squirting)
(Rhett laughing) (Link inhales) (both laughing)
(sheets rustling) (Link) I wasn’t asleep! It’s amazing how much it just sat
right in your upside down hand. – Did you see that? It like defied gravity.
– Why are you pinning me down? I don’t want — don’t hit me.
You already got me. – What?
– Don’t get me in the face. – What were you gonna do.
– I wasn’t gonna do anything. I was gonna scratch your
nose a little bit. (both laughing) You didn’t fall asleep, man.
I was hoping you’d fall asleep. – I came pretty close.
– I was gonna get you. – All right. Let’s go back to the desk.
– ♪ (harp glissando) ♪ – Well, that didn’t really work.
– I know. I’m a little disappointed in myself. I got almost in the zone. But then… there was pressure, and I
knew that there were cameras and I could hear more breathing
than I’m used to in a room – when I’m trying to go to sleep.
– Yeah. I’m usually hearing the breathing of my
wife, not the breathing of like – other people behind cameras.
– Right. And I would zone that out, and then
all of a sudden it would come back in. – We should’ve brought her.
– And I would go… – My mouth would…
– (high voice) Heh, smile. – I’d smile a little bit.
– I went to Blondor. – I accomplished quite a bit.
– (laughing) Became king. Uh, but every time
I would just realize, – “I’m just laying here on the floor.
– (laughing) – I’m not really on Blondor.”
– If you’re in your own bed, – Blondor might work for you, so…
– Blondor, yeah. It’s not off-limits. Let us know in the
comments what’s your chosen method of falling asleep, and maybe you
can join my ranks of quick sleepers. (laughing) Yeah, not that you proved that
today. Thanks for liking and commenting. You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Brandon. And I’m Ian. (snaps) – And it’s time to spin…
– The Wheel of Mythicality. We’ve got a Twitter because we were
forced to, because we’re on the Internet. You’ve gotta do that kinda thing. And
so were you, so why don’t you – follow us. Is that creepy?
– (Link) Click– yes. Click through to Good Mythical More,
where I share my secret to falling asleep that I didn’t get to tell you yet,
and all manners of falling asleep. “Rhett is Link’s tattoo artist.”
(southern accent) So, uh, you ready for a neck tattoo. That’s why you came
in, right? Lemme see. Uh, uh… yeah, man. Is it gonna hurt?
Because it seems like a– – (Rhett making a buzz with his mouth)
– Ah-ah-ah-ah it seems like a – very sensitive place.
– Hold on. Hold on. We’re gonna need… I don’t think I can make
it over this thing. (Link moaning) I don’t think I can make
it over this thing! – I’m gonna…
– Over what? Your adam’s apple. I mean, I’ve
never seen one like that. Oh, well what about this?
(singing a high note) – Still there. There it is.
– (singing a low note) [Captioned by Kevin:
GMM Captioning Team]
– Are you in the market for some
low-priced body parts? – Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – (spooky voices) Good Mythical Morning!
– Muahahaha! We have pre-released our final video of…
– Woo-hoo! – …Sketchtober, it’s called Did You Get
Me Anything? over at vessel.com/rhettandlink So check out that pre-release right now.
Well, not right now. Hang out with us a little bit and then click over a little
bit later, you got time later. – You got time. You know, the spiders
really had their way with the set over the weekend, Link!
– Welcome to Halloweek, everybody! Spoo-oo-oo-ky.
– Okay, ah. – It’s gonna take us ’til Christmas
to clean up all that web junk. – Alright. The internet can be a really
dark place, and I’m not just talking about the dark web, I’m talking about just the
buying and selling market that’s out there on the internet. And if you
wanna get illegal on the internet, you can do that on the illegal black market.
And we’re gonna play a game today… – We don’t recommend it.
– …to see how much experience you have with the black market, or just how good
of a guesser you are. It’s time to play: Black Market – Price is Right
(spooky sound) Link Neal! (bell ringing) Come on down!
– Woo! That’s me! That’s me! Yeah! – You’re the only contestant…
– Woo! Yeah! – …on the Black Market Price is Right.
– Hey! – Welcome.
– My mom is a big fan of yours. – Oh, I’m popular with the older ladies.
(laughter) – Okay, this is how this is gonna work.
You got 7 rounds. I’m gonna tell you about a black market item, and then I’m gonna
give you two prices. You choose which price is right. If you get 4 out of 7,
you get to choose what’s in the mystery box. – I know how…I watch the show.
– You ready? – $5,500, Pat.
– I’m gonna give you some information… – 3 and 5, Alex.
– …and the woman that you see there over my left shoulder, that’s Stevie. She
will be revealing the prices (laughs). – Okay. Alright! Puttin’ Stevie to work finally!
– That’s not Nartu-Fody. You thought it was. – Alright.
– Here we go. – Dressed in all black.
– Betty Lou… – You’re like a roadie.
– …can I read my question? (Stevie laughing)
– I’m sorry. – You’re the contestant. Betty Lou
recently lost her arm from the elbow down after attempting to retrieve her cat
from a wood-chipper. Never one to turn down a good deal, Betty heard that you can
get a hand AND a forearm for one low price on the black market. How much does this
buy one, get one free cost? – Are they attached to each other?
– I believe that they are. This is a arm from the elbow down.
– I mean, this is a, I wouldn’t wanna pay $385 because I’d be like, I want it to
function. I’m hoping it’s $5,500 for a human arm and a hand? And this is real.
– This is real. These are real prices. I bought all these things myself.
To prove it. No I didn’t. – I mean, I gotta say $5,500…
– Okay! – …there’s no way it could be…
– Reveal the price, Stevie! It’s $385! – Are you kidding me? Whose is it?
– I don’t know. Apparently there’s a lot of these to go around.
– Really? – Not off to a good start.
How ’bout this, Link? – You’re kiddin’ me.
– The U.S. exports almost 125 million dollars worth of bull semen every year.
That’s not a question, that’s just a statement. Being an enterprising young
man, Larnell decides to break into the local dairy farm refrigerator and grab
the semen from the prize bull, Babe. That’s a Paul Bunyon joke.
– So these are cows dressed as sailors, I hope. No, this is not that.
– No, sir. How much could Larnell ask for ONE millimeter of bull semen on the
black market. One milliliter of BULL semen. – That’s, okay. Okay. Okay.
That is not a lot. – Did I mention that it’s bull semen?
– No. I mean, you can make a bull with that. – Yeah. Oh yeah.
– Or a cow. – You can make twin bulls, maybe.
– Um, so I’m thinkin’ $1,000. But there’s no way, but there’s a lot of it.
– One milliliter. – And that’s a little bit.
– It’s a very small amount. – I’m gonna say $10.
– Alright, reveal the price! It’s $1,000. (laughing)
– $1,000. $1,000 for a milliliter of that juice? – Yeah. Could you imagine if Larnell got
a gallon of that stuff? He could retire! (crew laughter)
– Okay, Link. Doing poorly. Rick’s upstairs neighbor Cory has a habit
of practicing his river dance skills at 3:42 A.M. Naturally, Rick has started
looking into hiring a black market assassin. – Oh no.
– How much money does Rick need to save up to terminate Cory’s clogging? I’d do
that if you were clogging up above me in a heartbeat.
– You don’t have to take the guy’s life, I mean, just take his clogs!
– (laughs) Well, that’s not how we work around here, it’s Halloweek.
– 25 grand or 110 grand? – To kill somebody. To have a hit man
kill somebody. What’s the goin’ rate. – I’m glad to say that I have no point
of reference for this. (laughter)
– Good. Good. – Um, this is scary stuff, man.
– Nah. – I don’t even feel right answering.
– That’s alright. (Stevie laughs)
I don’t care. – Okay, I’m not gonna answer.
– (laughs) No, we need an answer. – Uh, I mean again, you’re killin’ a
human being. I mean, that’s… – Right. Mhmm.
– …you can’t put a price tag on that. But if I would, I’m gonna pick the
higher one. 110 grand. – Alright! Reveal it. It’s…wrong.
(laughter) – What. You’re gettin’ like a low
budget assassin! – No, that’s what it costs to kill somebody
these days, man. The economy’s tough. – Dude.
– You’ve missed all three so far. (crew laughter)
– So I’m…I gotta go against… – Mystery box, you gotta run the table
they call that runnin’ the table, Link. – I got a lotta good reasons, right?
– Last Thursday, while scraping gum off her ceiling, Destiny forgot that the
ceiling fan was on and it ripped her scalf – scalp, clean off.
– Her scalf. – Luckily for Destiny…
– The scalf is the thing under your scalp when it gets ripped off.
– …1.8 billion people work in the black market and some of them sell human scalps.
How much do they charge for those scalfs? – Are they living scalps? Like, are they
transplantable? Or is it just for like a, “Hey look at this, I got a dried up scalp.”
(Stevie laughs) “On my shelf.”
– Uh… – Which you would do that.
– I can’t honestly say I know the answer to that. – Oh. Well this is a crapshoot.
607, 700 hundred dollars for a scalp, I mean, I’m disturbed that you
could purchase this. – And we could actually afford one of these.
– I mean, I’m just gonna guess, $700 so I’m going against that ’cause I’ve been
wrong every time and I”m going with $607. – Alright, let’s see!
Together – $607! – Go against instinct, Link!
– And it works. – Follow that rule in life and you’re
gonna be great. Alright. (laughs)
– The illegal animal trade nets more than 10 billion dollars every year thanks to
people like Steve. Steve’s lonely and wants to sleep next to something living
instead of his girlfriend shaped body pillow. Heh heh.
– (mocking) Heh heh. – So he purchases…
(Stevie laughs) – “I said girlfriend shaped body pillow. Heh heh.”
– So he purchases a 170 pound Komodo Dragon. How much does it cost?
– A 170 pound Komodo Dragon? – They’re big.
– Wow. – Are they $300,000 or $30,000?
That’s a big lizard. – But it’s still a lizard. I mean it costs
25 grand to kill a human being, but you gotta pay at least 30 grand for a lizard?
What world are we livin’ in? – A black market, Link.
– (laughs) Uh, I hope it’s 30 grand. Don’t pay $300,000 for a…but that’s
the big one. I think there’s lots of risk. – Hmm.
– I’m going against my instinct again. – Okay.
– 300 grand. – Alright, you’re wrong.
– Agh! I was right! – For $30,000 man!
– That makes no sense anyway. – For a teacher’s salary you can get a
Komodo Dragon. Alright. Dave is redecorating his man-cave with a
trendy Silence of the Lambs theme. Skin is sold on average in chunks of
22 square feet, which is exactly how much Dave needs to upholster his Chaise
Lounge! How much will Dave shell out for 22 square feet of skin? $2,640 or $89.99?
– 22 square feet. That’s not a lot. That’s not enough to cover a chair.
– It’s enough to cover a human. – No it’s not. 22 square feet?
– 22 square feet we’ve did some research, is about the average amount of skin on all of a person.
– Oh. It’s a human skin. Is it intact? – Well, I think so.
– I mean it can’t be $90 for a human skin, like, this is real human skin?
– Real human skin, Link. – Guh. I mean, this is way under priced.
This is a deal either way, so I’m going, I think it’s $2,640, and I’m going against
instinct and I’m gonna say $89.99 as crazy as it seems, that’s my answer.
– Link! – You told me to go against my answer!
– Whoa, you just spit! How much is that worth? – $89.99? What is it, like a…
– $89.99! – …a joke. That was like to say…
– You said to go against your answer! (Stevie laughing)
– All of them have been jokes! – Link, you’re not gonna win what’s in the
mystery box, I’m gonna get to open it. But, this is just for giggles. Just giggles.
– Bon Qui Qui loves her… – The only…
– Hold on… – You said Bon Qui Qui, let me stop there.
The only thing that makes me feel good about being so bad at this is how much
trouble Stevie is having moving these things. (Rhett laughs)
– So, at least I’m not the only one having trouble. So, Bon Qui Qui what?
– Bon Qui Qui loves her doll, but has grown tired of the not anatomically
correct plastic of its body. (Link laughs)
– She wants a real doll. – No.
(crew laughter) – Like, really real.
– Uh uh. – How much money will little Bon Qui Qui
need to dump out of her piggy bank in order to buy an entire human cadaver?
– Oh, a whole human. – Whole human.
– A whole human cadaver? – Intact, all the body parts.
– Half a million dollars or a quarter million dollars. Man. I mean, you kill
a person for 25 grand, that’s quite a margin. – And you sell them for $500,000 – oh,
I just gave you the answer. (laughs) – Oh, okay. $551,473.
– The reason I knew that is because I’ve been thinking about this business plan,
man! You kill for $25,000 you sell for, that’s like a crazy…
– That was my point. – Multiple thousand percentage, man.
We should, we’re in the wrong business. – Business opportunity.
– Link, you didn’t win, but I’ll tell ya. – Let’s keep ’em in suspense about what’s
in the mystery box ’cause I didn’t win. But what do I get, a dollar?
– Yeah, I’m gonna give you a dollar. – Alright. Thanks for liking and commenting
and NOT agreeing with any of these things being right. – Not the five.
– For being on the black market. It’s wrong. – It’s…the one.
– You know what time it is. – “Hi, I’m David and I’m from
New York and I just came back from Disney World! And it’s time
to spin the Wheel of Mythicality!” – Remember our last sketch of Sketchtober:
Did You Get Me Anything? has been pre-released on Vessel.
vessel.com/rhettandlink check it out! – Click through to Good Mythical More
where we’ve got more black market body part stuff. We got the scoop on that.
– And we’re gonna sell ’em. – Eulogy for someone who died
reading Yelp reviews. (funeral music)
– Well, we’ve all gathered here today to celebrate the life of one, Bobby Adams.
– Bobby Adams had a special habit that made him a little unusual. Uh, he just
loved, he loved to read Yelp reviews. – He never ate anything, he never visited
any of these restaurants. He lived vicariously through these Yelp reviews.
– He had a way of experiencing… – It was sad.
– …the heart of a restaurant by reading the reviews of a restaurant.
– It’s as if he could taste “text” but only in Yelp reviews. To the point where he
started trying to taste the text. – That’s really where we’re gettin’ at.
– And then what happened? – It’s that you shouldn’t try to taste
text because Bobby did. – He licked his phone, which had
Yelp reviews on it. – And then he died.
– ‘Cause there was some sort of E-Coli or somethin’ on his phone, I don’t know.
– But, you know he died doin’ what he loves. Together – Reading Yelp reviews.