– Are time travelers really real?
– Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
– Today is October 21st, 2015, the infamous destination day
for Marty McFly and Doc Brown in – Back to the Future Part II.
– Mm! Now, that movie was released in 1989, so
their 26-year leap into the future is now – our present.
– Whoa! And they delivered on a number of
predictions including hoverboards, thumb print payment, drone cameras,
video calling, and the wild popularity of – PewDiePie.
– Oh ho! That’s not true. So, in the spirit of Marty McFly, the
DeLorean, and the Flux Capacitor, we’re gonna be talking about some real
life time travelers! Now, you may remember last year we did an episode called
“4 Cases of Time Travel.” – I do.
– Well, it turns out there are so many amazing cases and claims about time travel
that that’s not enough to cover it! So we did a little boopity-boop-boop-
badoop-boop-boop research and we got – some more for you.
– Lemme hit you with this…open cockpit – biplane pilot from 1935,
– Wow, that’s a mouthful. Sir Robert Victor Goddard, a pilot for the
British Royal Air Force. When you got “Sir” in front of your name and you say
you’ve traveled in time, listen. – Listen to that guy.
– ‘Cause that means he’s like a knight, right? He’s been knighted.
If you’re a “Sir,” right? Well, he was flying during the day,
and it was a round trip flight. – Yep, the best.
– And he’s going to Edinburgh and he looks down on his way and he sees the
abandoned airfield in Drem, Scotland. – You’ve heard of it.
– There it is, yeah. Everybody has. Nothing out of the ordinary here, you
know? Dilapidated tarmac, four hangars in disrepair, pastures with some cows… but
then, on his way back on the round trip, coming back through, he encounters some
problems. He enters a downward spiral, almost dies, okay? But then he recovers
and he finds himself flying in these strange yellow clouds,
and then the clouds– You sure they weren’t yellow puddles
on the inside of the cockpit? (chuckles) Could’ve been. And the clouds
part and he looks down and lo and behold, there is the same Drem Airfield
in Scotland, but now– – (dramatically) In the future!
– It’s totally operational and renovated. It looks good as new. There are four
planes down there painted yellow. Now, we all know that back then the RAF
planes were not painted yellow. – Oh yeah. Who would’ve thought of that?
– There was one monoplane down there which was unlike anything in the Royal Air
Force in 1935. The mechanics’ overalls… you know, they were all working and
bustling down there– they were all wearing blue overalls. You know they don’t
wear blue overalls back then! – This guy’s got good vision.
– They wear what? What color do they – wear back then, Rhett?
– I dunno. – (whispers) Brown.
– Brown! Brown! That’s right. Made it safely back,
tells his friends, they don’t believe him. And then, four years later, 1939, guess
what happened. They did reopen Drem Airfield, and what color did they
paint the training planes? – Yellow.
– Yellow! And they had one monoplane called “The Magister” just like the one he
witnessed, was added to the fleet. And the mechanics’ overalls were
changed to what color, Rhett? – Blue.
– Blue! Was he on the planning committee
for the new Air Force base? – (laughs)
– I mean, there’s a way to confirm that your prediction comes true, just be on
the board of directors. Do you know that – he wasn’t?
– I don’t know. – And maybe he just has insight–
– He was a “Sir.” into aviation fashion. I mean, I could
totally see that going from brown to blue. – He wrote a book!
– Seems innovative. In 1975, called “The Flight Towards
Reality.” That’s good enough for me. I’m gonna read that! Okay, so that’s
his story. I’ve got another story. – A little more recent.
– Top that. Andrew Basiago. This guy’s a lawyer with
five degrees. He’s also a writer and a member of Mensa. He also happens
to be the first child to teleport! – Okay.
– Through time. – Smart lawyer.
– Okay. This guy has gone on Coast to Coast AM, this AM radio
show that’s absolutely amazing. And they don’t just let
anyone on that show. – No, they don’t.
– (Rhett and crew laugh) And he’s told this entire story,
so these are some tidbits from the story. – Okay.
– So, he claims that back in 1968 when he was a boy, he was part of something called
“Project Pegasus,” which is a supposed classified exploration of time travel
and teleportation project sanctioned – by the US government.
– So they would send kids on time travel – excursions?
– Yeah! Yeah, because, you know, I guess the time machines are small.
You gotta put youngsters in there. 140 of ’em supposedly involved in this.
He claims, among a number of things, to have gone back to 1 million BC to
check out the dinosaurs, where he was almost eaten alive. Either he was
misquoted or… 1 million BC is not far enough for the dinosaurs. You gotta go–
remember, like 65 million years is when – they went extinct, so…
– Well, he was a kid. – Maybe he got his math mixed up.
– Maybe. He went to 2045 to pick up some microfilm.
That’s in the future. Can’t wait to see what that is! Microfilm. He’s also said
that he traveled back and forth to Mars as part of the military’s plan to
establish an American presence on the Red Planet, and, for one of those
trips, he was accompanied by none other than President Barack Obama, who, at
that time, was going by the name – “Barry Sotoro.”
– And going through puberty? I mean, what are these, middle
schoolers traveling around Mars? I think it said that Barack was a teenager
at the time, which 1968… doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me, but… okay,
anyway. As if that wasn’t believable, he says that because of his good
performance in these duties, – Okay.
– he was given the opportunity on November 19, 1863, to go back and see
Lincoln deliver the Gettysburg Address. And there’s photographic
evidence, everybody! – Bring it on!
– Here’s the photo. This is what Andrew says, quote, “I am the boy standing in
the center of the image looking to his right. My shoes were lost in the transit
through the Quantum Plenum that took me from the plasma confinement chamber.
A cobbler–” that’s a shoemaker, not a peach cobbler that you would enjoy–
“by the name of John Lawrence Burns furnished me with a pair of men’s street
shoes and a Union winter parka. In this image, you can see how oversized the shoes
were. When I walked over to this location and stood in this manner to detract
attention from my shoes–” This is how I always stand when I wanna detract
attention from my big shoes. – (Link laughs)
– (Rhett) I just kinda look to the right and point both of ’em
in the same direction. – (laughs)
– “Lincoln had not yet arrived and I only stood in this position for several minutes
before the quantum field effect produced by the plasma confinement chamber ended
and I found myself back in the Time Lab in New Jersey!” So he didn’t get to see the
Gettysburg Address! What a bummer! – But he got some sweet new kicks!
– Yeah he did. – (crew laughs)
– A little oversized, but you know, you can just stand sideways
and nobody’ll notice. – So the proof is right there!
– So, this is photographic evidence. – Proof is in the shoes.
– And this guy’s made quite a stir – on the radio circuit, Link!
– Has he, now? He has. So there’s that.
You got another one? Well, is there any other pictures of
the shoes? Because I’m really into that. Nope, but I could do, like,
a CSI zoom-in on ’em though. On November 2nd, in the year 2000, a user
by the name of “Timetravel_0” began a thread on the Time Travel Institute
Forum’s web site and claimed that he was – from the year 2036.
– Mmhm. And he was like, “I’ll answer
any questions you got.” – (laughs) Here I am at the forum.
– I’m a time traveler and here are my – office hours. Um, so–
– This is the place to go if you come back from the future, though.
The Time Travel Institute forums. – Right.
– I mean… don’t go to the press. Quickly, some of the things you gather
are: he was an American soldier from the year 2036 based in Hillsboro County,
Florida, and his name was John Titor. He started traveling in time as part of
an undercover secret government project where he had to return to the year 1975
and retrieve an IBM 5100 computer – Of course!
– and bring it back to 2036. But instead of just going back to the future, he
stopped in the year 2000 for, quote– Hold on. Why was he getting a computer
from 1975 to solve a problem in the future? To debug the Unix Year
2038 problem, which is– – Oh! Oh, okay. Continue.
– (Rhett and crew laugh) – It’s like Y2K but in 2038.
– Yeah, gotta have those 1975 computers. Instead of going back to the future, he
stopped in the year 2000 for, quote, – “some personal reasons.”
– That was a good year! As he’s answering all these questions in
the forum, he’s giving all types of details. You can read all this stuff.
It’s really fascinating. He explained time travel, he said he travels using a
Displacement Unit that was made by General Electric. He’s very forthright.
He scanned user manuals. – He had a brand integration in his story.
– (laughs) – GE!
– (both laugh) Yeah. And he showed pictures of equipment
and he had taken those photos with – Polaroid cameras.
– Yeah. He’s into retro stuff. – (laughs)
– He goes back to 1975, he only takes – Polaroids… I like this guy.
– So, the situation is, you know, if in 2036, this guy was in the military,
then, if you look at the range of time, – well, right now in 2015–
– He’s alive right now. ‘Cause they’re not gonna send, like, an 18-year-old
on this mission. Well, if they did, he could be about to be
born, or he could be in grade school. – No, Link, he’s alive.
– Most likely. You can’t be but at least 30 years old to
go on a mission like this, so 30 years old in 2036, he’s like 9 years old
right now. This is a 9-year-old! John! – And he’s going to be a time traveler.
– Well, we should have him on the show. – Right. Or his mom. Or both.
– Or both! You can both come. If you don’t travel by yourself,
come with your mom. I don’t care. Now, his mom went on Coast to Coast
and, speaking through a lawyer, because she actually wouldn’t talk, the lawyer
was trying to support her case of being John’s mother, and that didn’t really
amount to much. But I think we can get to the bottom of it, especially,
John, if you reach out to us. Bring your Polaroids, bring your mom, and
bring a 1975 computer. We’ve got a NASCAR – computer we can trade.
– John predicted that a world war in 2015 – would kill 3 billion people, so…
– Oh, there’s still some time left. There’s some other predictions I can
go through in Good Mythical More, but for now, I’m pretty excited
about the cases for time travel! – (laughs)
– Let us know what you think in the – comments.
– Thanks for liking and commenting and – subscribing.
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– Hi, I’m Shea. – Hi, I’m Sophie.
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– Click through to Good Mythical More. We are gonna play Guess that
Celebrity Time Traveler Game. (high pitched) Ooh, it’s gonna be so fun! Rhett’s got some pictures
of celebrities in the past. (Rhett) Unisong about beepers. – ♪ (both) Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep ♪
– ♪ What’s that sound… ♪ – ♪ coming from my pocket ♪
– (both) ♪ it’s a beeper ♪ ♪ (both) Beep, beep, beep! What’s that
sound coming from my belt loop? ♪ – ♪ It’s my beeper! Beep, beep, beep ♪
– ♪ Let me take you to the future ♪ – ♪ But not really ♪
– (crew laughs) – ♪ (both) Take me to the future ♪
– ♪ Gonna meet John Teeter ♪ – (laughs)
– Titor. I said “Teeter.” [Captioned by Caitrin:
GMM Captioning Team]
( music playing )I just ate
a bunch of beans, so now I have the power
to blow you away… with some really dumb
celebrity tweets. It’s time to play… Link Neal! Come on down. You’re the first
and only contestant
on “Celebrity Tweets.” Oh, right. Okay, here’s how
this is going to work. I’m going to read you
a celebrity tweet. I’m gonna give you two options
for how many retweets. It’s a dumb
celebrity tweet. Always dumb, but how many
retweets did it get? Those are the two numbers
you’re choosing from. And as always, we have Stevie
to help reveal the answers. This is the park ranger
on a weekend version of Stevie. Howdy. Howdy to you, too, Stevie. First up… Don’t look at me
when you say that. Howdy, Stevie. – Where is she?
– Billy– – Billy Ray Cyrus.
– Yes. He’s known best
as Miley Cyrus’ dad and for his song
“Achy Breaky Heart,” which was a one-hit wonder, and I one-hit wonder why he tweeted this dumb tweet…2013. “What to heck?”Man, his icon face
is very airbrushed. Is that him in, like,
“Grand Theft Auto”
or something? No, that’s a glamor shot. Uh, did this get
18,989 retweets or 187,989? “What to heck?” Does this mean he thinks
“What the heck” is
“What to heck”? – I think–
– Or is it a typo? I think it’s a brilliant move
to get 187,989 retweets. Is that your answer? I thought I made that
painfully obvious. Is it right? – You’re right, Link!
– Yes! Yes. Yeah, it turns out
this was his response to finding out that Miley Cyrus
and Hannah Montana were the same person. “What to heck?” ( grunts )
“Dang, I see ’em
around a lot.” “What to heck?” Great start, Link. Former member of One Direction
and current member of Ellie’s Best Person
Ever to Exist On Earth Club, Harry Styles, tweeted something dumb
about his bum…Very Shakespearian.Deep Heat. I’ve had deep heat
on the bum. – Really?
– I’ve had– I’ve had pointed pressure
on the bum. What– I don’t wanna give you
any insight, but Deep Heat is a brand – of, like, cream–
– Oh, it is? – …icy-hottish type thing–
– Oh. …in the UK. It– it’s for, like,
a hamstring pull. Yeah, apparently he had a sore–
sore buttocks. This guy’s so popular,
how could– that it would be a
disappointment to only get
that many, especially
when it’s about his bum, and you got all these, you know,
chicks going nuts over the bum. – Okay.
– I’m going bum over the– Okay, so 188,108
is my answer. Is he right? You’re wrong.
It was just 38,000. Dang, Harry was slippin’. Yeah, interestingly,
this tweet was geo-tagged to the Taco Bell bathroom. One person
who is no stranger
to social media or dumb questions is Kim Kardashian West. In 2010,
she tweeted this gem… – Seriously?
– Seriously. That’s the thing
I love about Kim,
she’s always learning things. You know, she’s, like,
so curious, taking in so much information
from the people on Twitter. No, hold on, I meant seriously,
a pickle is a cucumber? ( laughter ) Ah, yeah, you and Kim. Just learned that. She doesn’t get 27,000
retweets on anything. She’s always
in the six digits. Right? Especially for something
as retweet-able as this. The word needs to get out. Almost half a million
retweets is my answer. Is he right? – No, Link.
– No. I mean, 27,000
is still a big number. I guess it is. That would be, like,
a super, super viral tweet. I think that
that one deserves it. Well, the thing is that I just feel bad
about using this one because I really don’t like
making Kim the butt of a joke. Ah… Did you know that a pickle
and a cucumber– I knew you–
I– I believe you. I believe in you. – Thank you.
– I believe about you. You didn’t just learn that.
You’re joking, right? – I am joking, too.
– I have to confirm
this sometimes. Stevie told me
a few days ago. Okay, when it
comes to rappers, Lil Jon is known
for his ability to… – Hey! Yeah!
– …yell stuff out, which is probably why in 2010 he tweeted this dumb
tweet in all caps. You can say this one
in Lil Jon voice if you want,
Link. ( Link imitating Lil Jon ) Now, there’s a joke in here because dropping kids off
at the pool is taking a dump, but there’s no pool.
It’s a school bus. I thought that this was
a setup for a great joke. He’s dropping the kids off
at the pool, but they’re dropping kids off
at the school, I guess the kids were home
pooled. I don’t know. “Longest 30 minutes
of my life!” Okay, is it 1570 tweets or 15,700 retweets? I’ve been giving everybody
so much credit, but now we’re in
reasonable numbers Well, Lil Jon has
a little smaller
following than Kim. Yeah? How many people
follow him? – Uh…
– ( screams ) What? He has 1.03 million
followers. People don’t like throwing
kids under the bus for dump jokes or tweets, so I’m going with this.
Can I push that? – You can push it.
– You’re right, Link! If you push it,
you get it right. You just learned that
after all this time. You could’ve just been
pushing the bulbs. I could’ve been pushing it. And, by the way, if a bus is
traveling at 60 miles per hour and you have to take a poop,
the answer is always number two. Next, Will Smith’s son
Jaden Smith has been known for tweeting
a lot of dumb tweets, and this one definitely
fits the equation, because it is an equation… Gary Busey is
his math teacher. Wow, first of all, I’m feeling
like that’s kind of true– Honestly… I think he’s got a point. When my dad–
when I got married, my dad told me this. Years before Jaden existed. And then he told Jaden. It’s like, “50-50.
You both bring a hundred.” And don’t touch the bulb,
remember, ’cause that’ll make it come on
and you’ll just be right. Well, I need
all the advantages I can get. I’m gonna go with this one,
11,000. And before you do that, if he gets this one right, he wins,
and this is your last chance. I mean,
there’s a lot at stake because you get what’s in
the mystery box or a dollar. Yes! I’m pushing it. Is that it? – Give it to me!
– You are right, Link! – And you know what?
– Congratulations. I’ll take the mystery box. Well, there’s a dollar
on top of it. You can kee– I get them both? – No, I get the–
– You can keep your dollar. ‘Cause I want to know what’s– a blue chicken wing? What is this? Mm-hm. It’s a–
it’s a blue chicken wing? It’s a blue chicken wing. It was the Twitter bird. Oh, my woodness. I just said “woodness.” We’ve killed
the Twitter bird, and we’ve consumed all of him
except this wing. Thanks for liking, commenting,
and subscribing. You know what time it is.
“Woodness.” – Hey, it’s Tibor.
– Hey, it’s Frank. – We are in Málaga.
– Spain. And now it’s time… ( together )
To spin the Wheel
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– Which celebrity has junk in
the trunk and in their mouth? – Let’s talk about that. (groovy electronic music) Good Mythical Summer? – Hey, if you haven’t already seen it, I’m in a new show on Mythical
Society called How Long Can I where we see how long we can
do some incredibly dumb things. The show premiered yesterday so make sure to join Mythical Society
and watch it, won’t you? – Celebrities are just like us. They love eating junk food. – The only difference is
when Jennifer Lawrence eats McDonald’s, she has
an Academy Award at home and when I do it, I’m usually crying. Not because I think McDonald’s is sad, just because I’m usually always crying. (Jordan chuckles) Today we’ll be guessing
celebrities’ favorite junk food. It’s time for– – [Jordan and Emily] Let’s
Risk Our YouTube Integrity By Matching the Junk Food
to the Famous Celebrity. – Here’s how it works:
we’ll get to try junk food that a celebrity has
explicitly said that they love. We’ll use one of these 10 masks and guess which celebrity
said they love it. As an added bonus, every celebrity here is someone we do perfect impressions of. – Mm-hmm. – The 10 masks are as follows: Jimmy Fallon. – Kim Kardashian! – Gisele Bundchen. – Nick Jonas. – Russell Brand, mate. – Taylor Swift. – Madonner. – (chuckles) Martha Stewart. – John Cena. (chuckles) – Channing Tatum. (laughs) – Martha Stewart, John
Cena, and Channing Tatum all sound like wealthy British dowagers. – (laughs) They’re all Maggie Smith. – The loser has to sit their junk in junk for all of More, let’s play. Round one, Dunkin’ Munchkins. – You eat one?
– You know, I actually don’t love Dunkin’ Donuts and I know saying that
publicly has ensured that I am gonna get killed
by a guy in a Celtics jersey. (laughs) I’m gonna be hit, my
face slammed into a curb. – Well I’ll eat this one for you. – Thank you.
– I love the chocolate cake ones, they’re
the really good ones. – I mean I see Dunkin’ Donuts
as an east coast thing. Who are you guessing? Kim. I think Gisele is married to
an east coast football man. I don’t know that for sure. I’m not a football fan myself. – You’re not a fan of much today, are ya? – No yeah, I don’t know any celebrities because no one was in a
punk band in the ’90s. Why are there not more
members of Rancid up here? – Yeah. (laughs) – Is this what my voice
was like the first time? – Mine was screaming! I didn’t mean to do it like that. It’s like a really back
of the nose type thing with the Kardashians that
it doesn’t sound real or natural to me but
you know, I’m not them. – Actually might be–
– I need your final guesses. – Yes ma’am. – [Stevie] You wanna know the answer? – Yes please. – [Stevie] These Dunkin’ Donut Munchkins are Gisele Bundchen’s–
– Hey! – Dang!
– She told Wall Street Journal that that quote, “They’re so tiny. “It’s a guilty pleasure.” – I actually did not hate, I
thought that was pretty good. That was the best bite of Dunkin’ Donuts– – You got a little right here.
– Thanks Mom. (chuckles) – [Emily] Round two,
sriracha flavored popcorn. – How do you feel about
sriracha just as a condiment? – [Emily] Love it, put it on everything. – Maybe it’s a little
overused in food these days. I feel like I like it on Thai
food or Vietnamese food but– – Yeah my stomach lining is lit. – Yeah sure.
– But woo, this does have a little bit of a kick. I don’t know, I think I’m gonna go with Taylor Swiftie on this one. – I think that’s a good call. I think whoever likes
this is kind of a foodie. I thinks sriracha is
kind of a foodie trend. That’s why I think I’m
gonna go Martha Stewart. – Oh, really?
– Yes, I love this sriracha popcorn. Is this what I talked
like in the first segment? – (laughs) I like cats. All right. – Do you like Taylor Swift’s new cat? – She has a new cat? – Yeah, semi-recent cat anyway. – Oh man, I can’t keep up.
– It’s great. – [Emily] Kitty! – [Stevie] Okay this is
the favorite junk food of Nick Jonas. – Ah.
– Oh. – [Stevie] He told US
Weekly that he loves it but he won’t eat it
until the movie starts. No eating during previews. – That’s a weird rule. – No, everybody knows you
pound all of your stuff right before the movie starts
and then hate yourself– – Yes so you have–
– Throughout the rest of the movie.
– A stomach ache for all three and a half hours of Avengers. – Yes, that’s what you do. – Round three, Fig Newton ice cream. We’ve been told that this
celebrity said they like to break up the Fig
Newton as they eat a scoop of vanilla ice cream and we’ve gone ahead and broken them up in the
ice cream ahead of time. This is brilliant by the way.
– Yeah. – Whoever did this is kind of a genius. I love it when stuff I like is smashed into other stuff I like. – It does sound delicious.
– I am super into that. I would love to smash
other cookies I enjoy in vanilla ice cream, I think that would– – You wanna smash them? – Are you suggesting I wanna
have sex with the cookies? Is that what you were saying? – I might be. – I’m not that lonely yet. (Emily laughs) It’s comin’ though. – Oh. – You not like it?
– No I just choked a little. – Okay, this rules by the way. This is so good.
– Oh man. – Do this at home. The fig in the ice
cream is so good, okay– – This has gotta be Martha Stewart. – I think it’s–
– It’s gotta be a chef type person who came up with this. – I think whoever did this is a cutie. Whoever did this is a real cutie
who likes to do cute things with their ice cream. – But do they smash? – No, I don’t think this
is a sexual thing at all. I resent the fact that
you’re making it like that. (Emily chuckles) I think this was done by number
one late cutie Jimmy Fallon. Whoa! – I’m gonna stick to my guns here. – I wanna share this with The Roots. I’m friends with Rhett and Link I think. – That’s true! – So I better not say
anything bad about myself. – I’m friends with Snoop Dogg. – [Stevie] This is incredible
because this is enjoyed by Jimmy Fallon.
– Hey! – [Stevie] Which means
Jordan is just on a roll. – Oh my God.
– What? – [Stevie] He confessed
on Ask Jimmy that he used to eat this all the time growing up. – Fallon rules. – Round four, American cheese singles. This is one of my favorite snacks. – Yeah this was, I mean, this was for me, this was like my number
one snack when I was four or now when I’m stoned. – Yes. This is, well my fridge is
dangerously close to my bed. – Really? – I can just open the
thing and reach on over. – You don’t have to move. – I don’t have to move.
– What a life. Yeah, it’s gummy. It might not be organic. – It is not.
– It rules. (pounds desk) – I love it.
– Oh yeah. I think whoever picked
this is trying to convey a wholesome image. ‘Cause this is a very like, you’re a kid. – Okay.
– You’re eating, Kraft, can we say Kraft? I don’t know, you’re
eating cheese singles. So I think, I don’t know,
I think whoever picked this in the interview is trying
to convey a wholesome, all-American, down-home image and who likes to convey
that image more than– – Taytay? – Taytay. – Dang.
– I have a new cat. – I feel like this is–
– It’s pretty good. – Here’s my reasoning for my choice. I think it’s somebody who’s like a, ugh, no I don’t like that. No!
– Take it off, Emily. – I think it’s either John
Cena or Channing Tatum because I just, I feel like people who are always gaining muscle mass– – Oh.
– Just eat stuff like this all the time.
– Are we gonna get jacked ’cause we ate that cheese? – No, let’s see, I
think it’s, I’m gonna go with Channing Tatum ’cause
he kinda looks like cheese. Doesn’t his face look like cheese? – What cheese?
– First, it is Kraft so– – Nice.
– You can say it. – Cool.
– Second, this is Martha Stewart. – [Both] No! – [Stevie] But the next
sentence I’m about to say I can’t believe I’m about to say it. She told Town and Country
that her guilty pleasure is to steal these out of
her housekeeper’s drawer and eat them right out of the plastic. – Prison has changed her. – [Stevie] I don’t know what that means. – Yeah, in prison you
can trade a Kraft single for a pack of cigarettes. – (laughs) You can. Damn, that makes me have
a lot of respect for her. – She steals from her employees. – Not that part.
– Yeah. – But the snackin’ part. – The part where she
snacks you can respect. – I have a lot of respect for– – Hey Martha, buy your own
Kraft singles, gosh darn it. (Emily chuckles) Round five, McDonald’s chicken
nuggets dipped in honey. We’re both very excited to eat this. – Yes he is. – Yeah, this is great. Not enough people know–
– Ooh! – That you can get honey at McDonald’s and you can dip nuggets in it and it rules.
– I didn’t know that. This is awesome.
– Oh yeah. – Oh I’m very, very excited.
– Yeah I usually get– – I don’t care if you
double dip by the way. – Aw thanks, that’s nice. Yeah I usually like to get
one little pack of honey and one little pack of BBQ
sauce and if they drip over into each other, who cares! – I’m afraid I’m gonna gleek everywhere, I’m salivating so hard.
(both laugh) – Yeah. Yeah this is great. – Mm-hmm.
– Pretty good, huh? – I’m so happy. – Yeah these are awesome. You can dip fries in ’em
too, that’s also very good. Yeah, boy, let’s see. This is a tough one.
– This is really tough. – I think, you know, I’m just gonna try and get into the head of the people who prepped
this game a little bit. – Okay. – The random celebrity on
here to me is Russell Brand. – Mm-hmm.
– I don’t know if, you know, he seems like
maybe he’s not been that high profile lately,
maybe he’s up to something, I certainly don’t know because
he wasn’t in Green Day. So I think he’s on here for a reason. – Okay.
– So I think maybe this is him, I’m gonna
go Russell Brand, mate. – I don’t think it’s Russell Brand. He wears too many necklaces
to eat McDonald’s. – He wears too many
necklaces to eat McDonald’s? – Listen, I think everyone
agrees with me but you. – I don’t understand the
logic of that at all. – People who wear necklaces
eat, you know, tofu. – No you’re right. People with necklaces do eat tofu. – Men with tons of necklaces. I think that your logic with
the American cheese thing about trying to seem wholesome,
it could be Taylor Swift but it could also be Kim
Kardashian in my opinion. I am gonna go– (sighs) I’m gonna go Kim Kardashian on this one just because I think it
would be a cool thing for her to say. – Yeah.
– I eat, you have honey all over Russell. (chuckles) – [Stevie] Okay. This is the go-to fast food
order for Kim Kardashian. – Yeah! Got one!
– Respect, respect. – [Stevie] She told her fans on her app that she likes to dip nuggets in honey. – Of course she did. Round six, PB and J with Cheetos. – Okay so right now I
am winning two to one. Rub rub rub, I’m rubbin’ it in. But Emily, you know me, I love the drama. I’m a messy (beep) who loves the drama. (Emily laughs) So why don’t we go ahead
and make this round worth two points so that
if someone wins this, they win the game. – That’s so generous.
– Thanks, I’m fun. So this peanut butter and jelly sandwich with Cheetos inside. Again, a brilliant innovation.
– Yeah. – And I’m– – It’s a little Breakfast Club. – It is a little Breakfast,
yes, it is a little Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club as
we just had some Pixy Stix. Yeah boy, I hate to
keep going back to this but this is so stonery. So I think whoever this
is is probably that way. – Yep. A lot of jelly. – It’s so, yeah, there’s too
much jelly in the sandwich but–
– Josh! You’re fired. – You know how we like our jelly! Sparse! No, you do a great job on
the show and we love you. – Definitely. – I didn’t wanna be mean to Josh. This is really, really good. Again I would put a
little less jelly on this but this is a great combination of things. (crew and Emily laugh) So I think that whoever eats this from time to time is probably
a little stoney baloney and I think of the people we have left, the most likely person is Channing Tatum. – Yeah I was gonna do that too but just to break it up, I’m
gonna go with Taylor Swift just ’cause this seems like
a trendy millennial thing to do, putting Cheetos on this so– – How so? – Well Cheetos are really cool right now. – Oh I didn’t know that. – Especially if they
were Flaming Hot Cheetos then I would really definitely
pick this but I don’t know, this just seems like a cutesy thing to do. Channing is so rude! – Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. I was gonna be Gambit but
they canceled the movie. Mm, mm, mm.
– Is that true? – I think so.
– That is a big miss. – [Stevie] Okay this is
the favorite snack of one Channing Tatum.
– Oh! Ho ho ho!
– No! – Mm!
– This is a quote from him from his Reddit AMA. Bread, white, peanut
butter, not crunchy, creamy. Grape jelly, double portion. More than you think should
actually fit on a piece of white bread.
– Oh okay. So Josh was doing that
for a reason, way to go. – Sorry Josh. – God I’m so sticky. This is the stickiest I’ve been. – Since when, Jordan? – (chuckles) Since this morning. – Since you smashed. – Stop suggesting I have sex with cookies. It’s not helping my reputation. – Is it? – Well I win. Someone who looks a lot like
me and has a cotton candy beard and is hosting a new show
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– I’m so scared. One, two, three. (clanging) (bass guitar music) (cash register clinging) – (Male employee) Hello,
thank you for choosing Starbucks drive-thru, how can I help you today? – [Josh] Yeah, well
thank you for having me at the Starbucks drive-through. Can I go ahead and have two venti Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos, please? How often are you drinkin’ Pumpkin Spice Frappuccinos and/or lattes? – I’ve never had one. – [Josh] You’ve never had one? – This is my first time. – Really? But this is like, a part of your… – My culture? – [Josh] Yeah, you know. – My white lady culture? (laughter) – Yeah, I didn’t want to
say it, but you said it! – That is a stereotype and
I do not appreciate it! (laughter) I guess I’ve always just felt
like, if I’m gonna drink, or eat, or consume, this
much sugar and calories, it might as well be cake,
ice cream, or booze. – This is better. Well, you can put booze
in this if you want, but this is just like liquified cake. It’s pretty much a glorified milkshake that has a nominal amount of coffee in it. – The whipped cream is amazing, though. – Mm hmm, the whole thing’s
a journey, you know. ‘Cause then you stir parts
of the whipped cream into it, and you kinda suck it off the top. – Speaking of journey,
Josh, why am I here? – I’m not gonna lie,
I thought you would be a huge pumpkin spice latte
and/or Frappuccino fan. – Right. – Because of the stereotyping. – Yeah. – Now, I know that I am
supposed to be your spirit guide into this journey to discover
your love of pumpkin spice. – I’m pretty basic, let’s
just add another notch to my basic bedpost. – You know what the most basic thing you can do in the fall is? – Pumpkin spice latte? – And go to an actual pumpkin patch. – Oh yay! – We are going to Tanaka
Farms pumpkin patch in Irvine, where they actually have
a giant pumpkin cannon that will shoot pumpkins. And we get to actually
pick our own pumpkins, that we gotta somehow
figure out to shove in our own fancy version of this. But more importantly, pumpkin cannon. (bass guitar music) – [Josh] How you doin’, I’m Josh. – Josh, Pat.
– Great to meet ya. – [Emily] Hey, Emily. – Emily, nice to meet you. – [Emily] Nice to meet you. – Pat, thank you so much for
having us at Tanaka Farms. We gotta talk about this
pumpkin spice craze, because right now it’s through the roof. That’s the entire reason we’re here. We want to make a several hundred-dollar Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino. – Well we have all kinds of pumpkins here. We have white ones, we’ve got orange ones, we have green ones, pink ones. – Well when you make $200
Frappuccinos at home, what pumpkins are you using? – When I regularly do that at home? – [Josh] Yeah. (laughter) – Any of these pumpkins you could make a pumpkin recipe from. – Do you think pumpkins can love? – You know, when there are
clients coming in here, and customers coming in here, they can think whatever they
would like about our pumpkins. – Sometimes people like to pumpkin spice things up a little bit. (hands slapping) – Okay. – [Josh] Got him. – [Emily] So Josh, what is
the pumpkin in pumpkin spice? – Oh, there’s no pumpkin in pumpkin spice. – At all? – No, no, no, so it just
refers to the spices that you would put on a
pumpkin to make a pumpkin pie. But that said, even
though there’s no pumpkin in Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino, I wanna put a buncha pumpkin in ours. So, I wanna take like 20 pounds of it, reduce it down in a pot so it becomes a quarter cup of syrup, and then we’re gonna drizzle
that little pumpkin molasses on top of the whipped cream. – So they can’t be too big, or they won’t fit down the cannon wall. We like ’em nice and tight inside there. He’s gonna get the stem
off that, ’cause otherwise it’ll get caught up inside. – How many confirmed kills does
this particular cannon have? – Well, was one wounding, we know of that. – Okay. – Yeah. Yeah.
– Okay. – And you’re gonna turn around and you’re just gonna
push that plunger down. – Okay, alright. – You can do this Emily! – All right, okay. – [Pat] We got faith in ya. – [Emily] I’m so scared! One, two, three. (whoosh of air) – [Josh] Oh! (laughs) – [Emily] Oh my gosh! – [Josh] That is a million times farther than I thought it would shoot! – Wait, what does this have to
do with pumpkin spice lattes, like do I have to go get that now? – [Josh] This one looks
good, nice and orange. – Yeah, but it feels
like it’s full of itself, like it knows it’s orange. – Hmm. I get that. – That’s not okay. The main thing I’m looking
for in a pumpkin is energy. I want it to feel like
it’s got good vibes. Those are a no, they’ve
obviously been to Lollapalooza. (laughter) This one’s got unresolved
issues with it’s father, I can tell. That looks like me with a swimsuit on. This one’s pretty! – You’re feeling good energy from it? – Ooh, look how pretty
that color is underneath! That’s gorgeous! Looks like a firecracker
on the Fourth of July! It’s attached to stuff. Can you get it? – No, no, no, if you
drag the whole vine out, then all the rest of the
pumpkins on it are free. So rip it up, you got it! Use your legs! (leaves rustling) – God, this is just… – Pull harder! – Okay! – There you go, all right. – All right, okay. – So I have all the
ingredients laid out here, you just keep holding that
pumpkin, you’re doing awesome. So right here we have all the ingredients to make our actual pumpkin spice. This is the Voyager Collection,
that’s in conjunction with Chef Eric Ripert, a three Michelin starred
chef from Le Bernadin, with La Boite in New York City, so really excellent spices here. – This is really heavy. – Yeah, just tuck your
arms, tighten your core, you’re gonna be okay. Right here we have a Heaven’s
Door 10-year aged bourbon. I’ve already gotten into it a little bit, I had to taste test it for breakfast. – So, this is actually made
in conjunction with Bob Dylan. – Bob Dylan. – Big bourbon! Okay, and then we also have this Raw Straus Cream from a local dairy, and this is raw, so it’s not pasteurized, so we may get some sort
of stomach worm and die, But if we die, you don’t have
to hold that pumpkin anymore, so that’s pretty cool. And then, to make the base of
our pumpkin spice ice cream to go in the Frappuccino,
we have camel milk. We got all this delicious
pumpkins that we’re gonna reduce down to make a pumpkin syrup. And then to make the actual
coffee for the Frappuccino we have Kopi Luwak, also
known as wild cat poop coffee. – I knew you were gonna do this. – This is farmed in Sumatra,
and this is actually ethically farmed, Gayo
Kopi’s whole mission is to farm Kopi Luwak wild
and keep the habitats intact, and they actually maintain the eco-system through the farming. Sustainability is cool, kids! They’re also called civets, not cats. They’re not little house cats. And then, my favorite
part, we have Bling H20. This is just straight-up water. However, this is water
that is bottled directly at the English spring
source where it comes from in the great Smokey
Mountains, and it costs $40. – Oh, the Smokies! – You’re from there! – Yeah! – And it is actually endorsed
by a personal hero of mine, Paris Hilton. It’s hot. – It’s hot water? – That’s hot. We’re gonna make ice
cubes out of it actually. So now we gotta grind up these beans. Ew, you ate cat poop, gross! – It’s really good. I don’t poop, but if I
did, I wish it was coffee. – I just wish I had any value in my poop. I feel like I’m wasting company dollars ’cause I’m always doin’ it at work. Okay, we’re just gonna go ahead.. – Whew it’s bitter though! – We’re gonna let it run! (grinding) – Ooh, that’s nice! – Right? Now we just have to toast up our spices for the pumpkin spice. – What is that? – Ooh, so here we have black cardamom. – [Emily] I put two in. – [Josh] Two is enough, two’s enough. – Ooh, that smells like Christmas! – It smells Christmasy in here! I’m Jewish. – I like sniffin’ everything. It feels like my only
contribution to this. I’m not really helping. – I’m just gonna take
this and use our fingers in the hot pan. – Ooh, why? – Oh, I forgot to get a spoon
or something to do this. You wanna go ahead and press that button. – [Emily] Okay. – And just let it run. (soft whirring) Hmm. It normally does more than that. (laughs) This has never happened before, I swear. All right, press that button. – Okay. (grinding) Whoa! – Look at you, you’re cookin’! You’re doin’ so good, oh my God! – Wow it lasts really long. – So we’ve got these pumpkins
that we picked from the patch, we have the one that reminds
you of your grandfather. – His nose, specifically. He was a drinker. – Gotcha, we’ll impact that later. So, I’m gonna go ahead and
hack these pumpkins in half, and then I need you to scoop
out the seeds into there. – Okay. – We’re gonna roast ’em off
to start making the syrup for our pumpkin-bourbon molasses. (bang) Great, Okay! So you’ve got this in half, you just wanna scoop out those seeds. So, I’m just gonna brush
these down with butter, and then we’re gonna roast
these skin-side down, really try and get some
caramelization on the bottom. You’ll try and hack that pumpkin up. Be safe. – Okay, Grandpa. (bang) – Yeah, that’s great. Just another 15-25
hacks and you’ve got it. (bang) That’s good, keep goin’. – Okay, I’ve chopped up my grandpa’s nose. – All right, awesome! So this pumpkin’s got a nice, white flesh. – Just like my grandpa. – Just like your grandpa! (laughter) We’re gonna go ahead and we’re
gonna shove this in the oven, get it nice and caramelized, and then we’re gonna
start boilin’ it down. – You say care-melized? – Yeah, what do you say? – Car-melized. – Which is wrong, there’s like an A in it, there’s just a whole other
letter that you’re omitting. – Yeah, but it makes you sound like, uh.. – How do you pronounce Wednesday? So, we’re gonna go ahead
and shove that in the oven, and we’re gonna wait for that to roast, and then we’re gonna start
gettin’ it in that pot. While it’s roasting though… – Are we doin’ it from daddy’s cup? Daddy’s cup is when you
drink it from the bottle. – I’ve never heard that. (laughs) That’s depressing! That’s a fine bourbon! – Ooh, ooh, yeah! – Tanaka Farms, no more! – You see where it comes from
when you drink his whiskey! Tanaka! – [Josh] Ain’t gonna work
for Tanaka brother no more! – That’s enough, we just gotta take these pumpkins outta the oven. And the cool thing about roasting pumpkins is when you put ’em in, that sometimes the pumpkins look completely different, and there are more pumpkins on the pan than when you put ’em in, and they’re also completely
different pumpkins. – [Josh and Emily] Magic! – So what we’re basically doing is making a pumpkin molasses. So we’re putting this in
a lot, a lot of water, because you want it to really break out and extract a lot of the starch. – Yeah, I think I get why
it’s just a pumpkin spice. – [Josh and Emily] Oh no! – It’s your fault, daddy’s glass! (laughter) I think I’ve never made you laugh before! – [Josh} You have not! – This is the only time! – No, the daddys’ glass thing. – Wait, did we put the
bourbon in their yet? – Ooh, not yet. – I wanna do it. – So this is gonna come to a boil, and then it’s gonna reduce
for about four hours. Alright, so this has been boiling away, and now what we have to do
is strain all the pumpkin out and really extract all the juice from it. Yeah, so we’re just gonna
transfer this to another pot, and get it in our chinois, and you see once you push it through, it starts gushin’ out right there. Starbucks is not doin’ this. – Nor should they have to. – Nor should they, they have hard jobs. – They do have hard jobs,
spellin’ names wrong takes a lot of effort. – Who is Jash? – Did someone call you Jash? – They sure did! All right, so this is gonna keep reducing, and then we’re good to start making our camel milk ice cream. – What? We’re making ice cream? This is a lot, Josh. – It’s a lot. – You didn’t tell me
how much we were doing. – Beauty is pain. So I’m gonna go ahead and
get the camel milk heating, we’re doing a custard-base. (pan searing) There we go, a nice and singed camel milk. And put our egg yolks into this milk. We don’t want it to boil ’cause we don’t want it to scramble, And then we’re just
gonna take all the sugar, and then if you wanna get a hefty pinch of that pumpkin spice, and put it right in here. That’s gorgeous. And if you wanna pour a
shot of bourbon in here, I didn’t wanna get it on the heat, because I didn’t wanna lose
all that sweet, sweet liquor. That’s good. So now we’re just gonna
take that custard-base, the eggs have started to
thicken just a little bit. – [Emily] Hang on. – Is that it, wait. Does anyone wanna volunteer to come in and try to turn this on? (beeps) – Oh, you gotta start the
timer and then press on. And then you’re gonna churn that ice cream for about 45 minutes and
then it’ll be good to go in your Frappuccino. So, a Frappuccino
obviously filled with ice, so we need to go ahead
and open that water, and we’re gonna make
clear ice cubes with it. So, you should model for Bling20. – I don’t think that I would
be the person they’d choose. – [Josh] So we’re gonna go ahead
and pour the water in here. – What is clear ice, though? – So, clear ice results
from taking out the air-flow inside whatever the ice is freezing in, and also super-cooling it. So, this is insulated
with all this rubber, and then we need to get
this water to at least warm. We’re looking for about 115 degrees. All right, so, we’re at about 105. – You can tell what temperature
something is by touching it? – Actually, I got pretty good at it because a standard hot tub is
at 104 and a quarter degrees, and so I always just think, does this feel like a hot tub or not? (laughter) – This goes with your personality so well! Hot tub, babe. Babe, babe, hot tub. If you stuck a finger in someone’s mouth, could you tell if they were sick or not? No. – I’m sorry, I thought you were asking! – No! – [Josh] Geez, I dunno! (laughter) And then we’re just gonna
go ahead and pour this, about midway through in there,
and now we’re gonna go ahead and put this into the freezer. Uh-oh! Uh-oh! She’s a squirter! – This is never gonna make it to air. – It’s never gonna make it to air. I hope we get enough footage from this to even make an episode at this point. (laughter) Let’s make some coffee. So, what we have here is a mocha-pot, And I’m just gonna tamp this coffee down, we really want it to be a strong coffee. Screw this top on. Oh no, lids, my nemesis! – Here we go. I love how I have a
hard time opening lids, but you can’t close them. – There’s a metaphor somewhere in there. – Somewhere, yeah. – I don’t know how to open this lid. – You don’t know how to open this lid?! – I don’t know how to open that lid! I don’t have fingernails! There ya go! I hate that worked, that’s gross. – My teeth are fake. (laughter) – That’s right, we went through this! A lot of dental trauma! You wanna smell that? This is what fresh vanilla smells like. – Ooh, that smell is like
the first smell that hits you when you’re near a Bath
and Body Works in the mall. – Yeah! I’m just gonna whip that buddy up! (whirring) We’re also gonna take a
bit of that pumpkin spice, throw a little bit of that in there. This cream’s lookin’ good. – Can I lick the whisk? – [Josh] Yes, you can lick the whisk. – I’m just gonna move this. – Oh sure, my dad was just
gonna go get cigarettes. – Are you okay? – It was my mom who left. – Oh, cool. – We got our whipped
cream done, just kinda. Oh yeah, that’s ready to go! Just gonna pour some of this coffee, and we want it to be cool before we actually put it into the Frappuccino. Look at her shine! – Oh man, that looks really pretty! It’s too hot! – It’s too hot. – Should we wait for this to get cooler? – I think we should. – Uh, what should we do while we wait? (laughter) Don’t drink all of it! I think I just wanna do this show forever! – Let’s do it! – Cool. – Alright, let’s make a Frappuccino. (grunts) So now the coffee’s
cool, you wanna try it? – Alright! – ♪ Best part of wakin’ up,
is cat poop in your cup! ♪ – Whoo! That’s like espresso, it’s really good! – Yeah, that was the goal. So, first step, we gotta
take out our clear ice, see if it actually made it clear. – [Emily] Ooh! – Okay, it’s mostly clear! So I don’t want to put the
whole ice cubes in the Vitamix, so we gotta bash ’em up. – Cool! Oh, boy! – Alright, you just wanna
bash those up with a hammer? – Yes! – Figure it out! – Oh wow, this is fun! Thank you for this honor! (banging) – [Josh] There! – Ow, my fingie! (laughter) – Did you actually get it? (banging) Alright that should be good. That was pretty good. – That was super fun except for the pain. (ice clinking) – Into the blender there. – Okay. – And then we gotta get a
fair amount of ice cream. – This looks so good. – Oh yeah! That should be really good. So this is infused all that pumpkin spice. I’m just need to get a little
bit of fresh pumpkin spice. – I’m just imagining some lady, with a can I speak to the manager haircut, waiting for this. (laughter) Like, what in the world
is taking so long!? – Chill, Carol! – Chill it out, it’s
gonna be really great! There’s camel milk! – I haven’t even tried fresh camel milk. – Oh no. Now it’s food fears. – That’s good, it tastes
like human breast milk. So we’re gonna go ahead and pour a little bit of that in there. – It tastes the way that
Kindergarten smells. – (laughs) And then we’re gonna take.. – Like paper, and where’s my mom. – Where is my mom? – Oh no, I walked right into it! – And then blend this up and
we can add stuff as we go if we need it. – Can I push the button? (blender whirring) – Yeah! – I feel so powerful! – I mean another shot of this
couldn’t hurt, am I right? – And one shot of vodka,
is that what she says? And one shot of vodka! – [Male Voice] Oh, no! Stop, stop, stop! – Perfect! (laughter) (blender whirring) That’s lookin’ Frappuccino-y to me! Crank it! Alright, I think we’re ready. – Okay. – All right, so now we’ve gotta start building this Frappuccino. So what I’m gonna do is take some of that pumpkin-bourbon molasses, and I’m just gonna get
a nice drippy drizzle all down the sides of this cup. – Ooh, that’s pretty! – So we’re gonna take all of
our delicious Frappuccino. – [Emily] Ooh! – And then we’ve gotta get
our creme chantilly on there. – So this fits in regulated
car cup holders, right? – Oh, of course! And then for the finishing touch. – Oh! Magic! – And then we’re just gonna
stick a straw in there, and there’s our fancy Frappuccino. Alright we got our fancy
Frappuccino all done, can you pull out the other
drink for comparison? All right, so if you see, we got a little more height on ours, we got a bit of a darker color. I think there’s some more
coffee flavor in ours, but the proof is in the Frappuccino, and we’ve gotta try these side by side. – Okay. – All right, let’s do it. Still not bad, you know, but I think this one’s gonna pack a
little bit more punch. All right, let’s do it. Oh! – Oh my God! – What!? – This tastes like childhood. – Really? This was your childhood? – Yeah, taste the childhood you never had. It tastes like the way Christmas smells. It’s so good! It tastes like pumpkin pie, but pumpkin pie for me
is usually too thick, and it makes me feel guilty and sad. – Yeah. – This does not make me feel
guilty about drinking it, at all. – This is a guilt-free Frappuccino. – Yes! – It’s supporting a good cause. It’s supporting Bob Dylan. – Wait, so how much does
this cost in the end? – So, in the end, it
totaled up to $214.89. (laughter) That’s more than my car payment! (laughter) Thank you so much for watching! If you wanna watch more food shows, subscribe to the Mythical YouTube Channel, if we get enough subscribers, we can keep making awesome
food content like this. Let me know in the comments what foods you want me to fancify next. I’ll see you next time. – Bye. (laughter) (drum music)
Today we pick the greatest
snack of all time. Let’s talk about that.( music playing )Good Mythical Morning! Thank you for making us a part
of your daily routine. Today we’re gonna
be guessing what the Mike and Alex
destroyed this time, and we’re gonna be re-tasting
the top four grossest foods we have ever eaten
on the show. But first,
this is it, guys! The final four! We are down
to the last four snacks in our Munch Madness
tournament. One from each category and we’re about to decide
the best snack ever. It’s time for… Whoo-hoo! All right, so we’ve been
through all the sweet snacks, all the salty snacks,
all the meaty, cheesy snacks,
and all the chips. And we have crowned the best
snacks from each category, and now all that’s left
to do is taste and judge these
last matchups. But before we do, let’s take a second
to look back at how our final four
snacks got here. Man:The road to victory.64 snacks entered, only one
can be crowned champion.Let’s meet our four
final snacks.First Cheetos.They’ve been staining the
fingers of toddlers since 1948.Cheetos were a favorite to win
the meaty, cheesy regionbut not before fightingthe most emotionally trying
battle of their livesMuch like the Virginia soldiers
of the Civil War,it was brother against brotheras Cheetos took
on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.Red dust was shed,
hopes were crunchedand Cheetos prevailed paving
the way to the final four.Bugles came
from humble beginnings.Released in 1965 alongside
Buttons, and Bows,the Bugle was the only crunchy
corn creation to survive.Nobody expected this fourth
seed to make it to the end,but fate stepped in.It truly is a salty
Cinderella story.Sour Cream & Onion Lay’s
is a perennial powerhousein the Snack It Bracket,
and this year was no different.The number one seeded chip
that Dick Vitale once called…faced tough competition
in its region.Ruffles fell first and then
faced Nacho Cheese Doritosto finally answer the question,which is worse?Cheese fingies or onion breath?Rhett and Link went
with their gut,both figuratively and literallyto bring Sour Cream & Onion
Lay’s to the final four.And finally, Peanut M&M’s.These party essentials
were created in 1954
by Forrest Mars.A man who ironically was
allergic to peanuts.They chewed their way
through the sweet bracket
defeating Reese’s Piecesin a battle that fans
described as nuts.Ultimately they faced off
with the fan voted
number one seed Oreos.But without milk by their side
Oreos got creamed,and Peanut M&M’s proved
that the EpiPen truly is
mightier than the sword.( whistle blows )I’m actually moved
emotionally. – This has been a big week
– Yes, it has. We’ve been
on quite a journey. You know it’s not about us,
it’s about the snacks. Snacks and Alex, we’ve been
through a lot together. There’s a lot
of pressure, though. I’m really feeling
the pressure like if we get
this wrong– – I know.
– We may have already
gotten it wrong. And after eating
all that my health I think
is starting to suffer. Yeah, well, there’s only
a little bit more tasting to go. – All right.
– Let’s get to it. All right, our first semifinal
match is the underdog, Cinderella story,
Bugles versus the powerhouse, Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion. Here’s what we know
about Bugles… And here’s what we know
about Lay’s Sour Cream
& Onion… – Pretty good!
– Pretty good.
Again, let’s re-visit– I’d say they’re real good. Get a little witch finger here. You come a long way, Bugles. And I’m reminded once again
how good they are right now! Salty, buttery,
triangular, geometric. – Fun!
– But over here– You’ve got the delectable,
crispy chippiness. Mmm. Yeah, those are real good.
Aren’t they? You know,
as a big of a deal it is, to be in the final four
and you’re both winners. I mean, I think
we know what’s up. Right?
Sour Cream & Onion. I thought you were on the Bugle
train with me. – The Bugle twain?
– The Bugle twain. I love Bugles. It’s been a great run. You think the victory of Bugles is just making it
to the final four? That’s as far
as Cinderella gets? Cinderella’s gotta try
her shoe on and not turn into a pum– I don’t understand, well,
I don’t remember the story. But– yeah.
No. The crunchiness. – The flavor punch.
– There’s a flavor punch
in these. – It’s a low punch.
Like a punch to the groin.
– It does so much. It does so much
with so little, though. This is the gentle lover. Remember when you played
one of these through a Funyun? – It’s a little childish.
– Remember how special that was? It gets you back in touch
with your youth. Listen, man, the more you talk the more I get
into the Bugle camp. I’m getting inside my little
Bugle like a teepee and I’m not getting out. I’m saying Bugles. Are you falling for the
Cinderellaishness of this? A little bit maybe,
but I do feel strongly about it. – It’s a great story.
– It tastes so good. Look at you just sitting there
eating them. I’m trying to get on your twain,
but I can’t do it. Well,
we do have a tiebreaker, who– we could use. I think we need to. All right,
tiebreaker it is. Rhett:
NCAA champion, six-time NBA champion, six-time
MVP, 19-time NBA all-star and the first person to be on
this show who’s taller than me, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! Link: Whoo! Come on over! – Ah, it is an honor
to have you, sir.
– Yes! – Yeah, you got a little
bike seat there.
– Yeah. We got you a Kareem size seat. – Okay, now–
– There you go. Three-time NCAA champion. So, being
at that Final Four, how does it compare
to being at this final four? Well, you know, it’s a different
ambiance here, you know. Yep, you’ve never experienced
this much pressure. Is that what you’re saying? You know, all the little kids
that are watching and their lives will
be affected by this. – That is true.
– You know, we have to do
a good job here. Okay, right.
I’m glad you understand
what’s at stake here. You’re right,
this is very important. Before you we have Bugles and
Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion chips. Feel free to sample them
and then deliberate as you see fit. Okay. Mm-hmm. – Kareem: Okay.
– Okay. – Number two?
– Link: Yeah, go for it. He didn’t seem overwhelmed
by the Bugles, I will say. You know he’s– He’s a cool one
but he’s a champion! He’s thinking, yeah.
He can’t be shaken. – He can’t be shaken!
– So just give us your thoughts on each of them now
that you’ve tasted both. Just general thoughts. Uh, the Bugles are dry
and unattractive. – What?
– I see where this is going. The Lay’s are tasty. I love the taste. So, I’m gonna have
to go with Lay’s. He’s gonna have to go
with the Lay’s! He has spoken! You don’t have to go
with Lay’s! – Hold on. No, we’re impartial.
– I do, yeah. We’re just as impartial
as the man. I gotta say
I’m a little disappointed, but, Kareem, I’d rather
be disappointed by you – than anybody else
on the planet.
– Me, too. – Okay.
– All right, Sour Cream & Onion
Lay’s moves on! – Great job, Alex!
– Thank you. Hi, Kareem. Okay, let’s find out
who else we’re sending
to the championship game. All right,
first up we’ve got Cheetos. They have… And here is how Peanut
M&M’s break down… Wow! You learn
something new every day! I try to limit it to every
other day, but you’re right. Any day I can learn something
new about John Goodman. – Don’t change the subject.
– I’m all about it. We’ve got a job to do. Let’s start
with the Cheeto, friend. – So cheesy, so crunchy.
– I’m reminded why they made it to the finals. Every one has it’s own
personality – that you kill when you eat it.
– Yeah. How do they make ’em?
Does Chester the Cheetah–
Does he– – Does he fart them out?
– Yeah. I think that’s how it works.
Him and John Goodman. John Goodman is sitting
there next to Cheddar– Chester Well, he’s the voice for these,
just to be clear. He poops these out. You know know
what John Goodman is up to? He’s all over the place. I love how you got
the big ones that have a different
cheese to corn ratio. Then the little,
little, little ones. If you wanna get
more cheese crunch you just find a little one. Okay. We know
we like those a lot, but don’t forget
about M&M. First of all,
these are good
back-to-back. – I’d like to create a mix
out of these.
– You wouldn’t think these should ever compete
for anything, ’cause you can– I’ve got enough love
for both of these. – Just like most of my children.
– But you do have a favorite. – Right. I do have a favorite.
– Man, I’ve eaten a lot. I keep going back
through the layers. There’s something
about the complexity. It’s like a fine wine, man.
It’s like I’m on a trip – to Napa with my wife.
She’s like– No.
– Am I there? You’re not even on text.
You’re not texting
with me at all. – That’s fine.
– This is complete separation. That’s fine.
You know what? I’m somewhere–
I’m at the beach. She’s like, “I’m so glad
you made these plans. You’re so thoughtful, you think
about our relationship. – You are such a romantic man.”
– What are you talking about? Are you sucking up
to your wife? “Let’s enjoy
this wine together. With all it’s many
different flavors.” That’s kinda what eating
Peanut M&M’s is like, baby. It’s so hard
to compare these two, guys. – It really is.
They’re both beautiful.
– We can’t have a tie, though. I don’t wanna put Kareem
through this. Let’s just–
Let’s just decide in our own brains
without even talking anymore. And we’ll do a three, two, one
and put our hands over them. And then if we disagree
then we’ll hash it out, but maybe we agree,
just based on instinct. Okay. I’m ready. Three, two, one. – Oh! Cheetos!
– We agreed. And the reason why yes,
is the cheesy– It just come– It’s such a unique snack. – Yeah.
– And it’s so great! Imitated
but never replicated. I don’t know
what the saying is. – All I know is Cheetos is
moving on to the finals!
– Moves on! Link:
And, Alex, you know what? You’ve worked so hard
this week. – Oh, thanks, guys.
– First of all,
I wanna thank you. I just want
to acknowledge the toll that this has taken
on your body. – You’re worn down, man.
– I know. – You need some help.
– Oh, thanks! Is Kareem still here? Great. Thanks, Kareem. – Never forget that moment.
– No. Oh, I’m gonna keep it with me
for a very long time. Now it’s time
for the halftime show. ( music playing ) – Link: Oh, it’s Chase.
– Rhett: Oh. Okay, he is very talented. Look, a unicycle.
What’s he gonna do with that? Nothing. Link:
Cut himself. Rhett:
Oh, he’s got an apple. He can take apart an apple
and make a funny noise. ( laughs ) Rhett:
Thank you, Chase! All right,
now it’s time for the championship. Rhett:
It all comes down to this…Okay, man! – Look we’ve made it
to the championship.
– Yeah. Of course we knew
we were gonna make it. Yeah, but now we got to make a very important decision. Two number one seeds made it
to the final. I’m tasting this first.
Taste this first. Let’s get a good old-fashioned
dink it and sink it. It just triggers memories
of positive snacking for decades – in my mind.
– But just smell a Cheeto. Just smell a Cheeto. I mean,
it just smells so good. – Give me a Cheetos stache.
– You got to make it. Look at that.
How’s that? How’s that make you feel?
Can you do that with a chip? I don’t know
that’s a good question. – Try it.
– You already have a stache. Ah! You can do it
with that, too! – So they’re still
– Okay, all right. I’m gonna eat this one. I mean, I’m not so much a fan
of cheesiness that that’s– – Really?
– That’s pointing me
that direction. Maybe I’ll eat ’em
back-to-back real fast. I think the delicate nature
of this chip, It’s so thin and so dainty
yet such a– Such a strong flavor. – Oh, man.
– It is a gentle lover. This is more like a–
like a good therapy session. It’s like wow!
I feel like you’re fading
from the Cheetos side. Like your allegiance is going to Sour Cream & Onion
real fast. But you know what?
There’s one thing about the Cheetos
that over the course of this entire tournament
we have not mentioned once. And it’s arguably one
of the most important
factors of Cheetos. – You can put ’em in your nose.
– Nope. Cheeto dust. – Cheeto dust.
– How have we gotten this far without acknowledging Cheeto dust on the fingers? That you then lick off. Right. It’s like
you enjoy it again. It’s the dark
horse factor. Do you think that the Cheeto
dust is a good thing? – I think it’s a great thing.
– Yeah, I like licking
my fingers. Man, this is freakin’ tough,
man. There’s just something
about that tang, though. Mm-hmm. From the Sour Cream & Onion
that I keep coming back to. It’s so surprising. The delicate crunch
versus the bold cheese. Okay, let’s do the three,
two, one thing. Both: Three, two, one. – Oh!
– We agree! That means our champion,
the best snack ever, is Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion
potato chips! Whoo!
Put it on there, Alex! Link:
you made a great stand. You are excellent. Really the real winner here
is Frito-Lay. Whoo! Whoo! – Yeah! Whoo!
– All right! We got chips for days.
There you go! Let us know how much
you disagree with us
in the comments. Whoo! Or if you agree
let us know that, too. And thank you to the legend,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar – for helping us out today.
– Yeah. Maybe we should do this
again next year! – Yeah!
– And even better, with different stuff.
I don’t know – how we’re gonna do it.
– Don’t make promises. Click on through
because Mike and Alex have once again
destroyed something and we’re gonna figure out
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– Some cosplays don’t play.
– Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
– We’re all familiar with cosplay at… …this point, but do you know what it
actually means, Link? – Uh, yeah… costume… playa.
– Yeah! Costume play. That’s right. Bit costumes can run the the gambit.
There’s quite a range from some elaborately handmade Maleficent
costume or just a pair of underwear… – …and cat ears.
– Mm. Yeah, I went to a few… …Halloween costumes in college.
Lot of duct tape involved. – As Catboy.
– (laughing) Yeah, that was me. A lot of you have even cosplayed as us!
We see you! But today, we’re not gonna focus on cosplay excellence. We are gonna
focus on cosplay catastrophe! It’s time for Ranked: Worst
Cosplay Ever! – (crash)
– Okay, the way Ranked works is… …so we can make an unbiased decision,
we have crew members make their argument for what they think is the
worst cosplay. And they are conveniently all cosplaying as
characters. Mhm. Over here we have Stevie, Daniela,
and Lizzie. And over here we’ve got… – …Kevin and… (laughing)
– (Rhett) We don’t know. Mystery Man. (Link) I think it’s Alex. Alex, is that
you under there? And one clarification: they will not be
making an argument for the character they’re cosplaying as. Don’t get
confused. You’ll understand. (Rhett) Who are we starting
off with, here? – We’re starting off with Daniela…
– Hi! – …slash Mr. T.
– Yeah, Mr. T. You know, when I picture Mr. T in my
mind, I forget that his mohawk was… – …also on the sides.
– Yeah, side-hawk. Yeah, well, we did it wrong. They don’t…
It’s doesn’t actually work. – (crew laughing)
– You can thank Chase for that… – …so thanks.
– Ooh, throwing Chase under the bus! He did my beard. Look how good
my beard is. – Give us your Mr. T Impression though.
– “I pity the fool.” – (laughing) I’m very intimidated right now.
– (Link) That’s good. – (Daniela) Okay, so…
– (Link) You got something? – Yeah, I’ve got… yeah.
– (Link) Look at that. I can’t say… – …what that is.
– (Rhett) Yeah, who is this? (Daniela) You may not know, but
that’s Iron Man. Or that’s supposed… – …to be Iron Man.
– (Link laughing) (Daniela) But really it’s just a guy
who grabbed some construction… …paper and taped it around his legs,
put on a snuggle, and put a gift-wrap bow on his palm and called it a day.
I thin it’s less cosplay and more like the trash leftover after Christmas that he
just threw on top of his body. (Link) A construction-paper face is
pretty ingenuitive, except it’s coming… – …out of the hood.
– I think that’s not the only issue… …with this costume. “Well, you know,
it’s pretty good, except for the… – …construction-paper face is not…
– (laughing) – …really holding tight.”
– I’m saying there’s lots of problems… – …but that’s the first one that comes
to my mind. The shape of the… – …construction-paper face is a problem.
– And also, Iron Man does not wear a dress. – (laughing)
– You ever seen Iron Man in a dress? Do we have an Iron Man point of reference,
because I’ve totally forgotten what he actually looks like now that I’ve
seen this. (Daniela) We have another one that a
17-year-old made. (Link) Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is some
17-year-old by his trash can? (Daniela) Yes. And that’s what good
Iron Man cosplay looks like. (Rhett) Yeah, that’s Iron Man. I recognize
that as Iron Man. I have to be told… – …that Iron Lady is Iron Man.
– (Daniela laughing) Yes, exactly. So, as you can tell, it’s really,
really bad. Like, really bad. – Like number-one-spot bad.
– Are we missing anything else that’s… …horrible, that we we should
know about? – I think you’ve summed it up, really.
– I think the look from this person… …in the background sums it up
entirely. It’s like, “I don’t want to… – …be in a picture with this person.”
– “I think this person should leave.” – “Leave the convention.”
– All right, we’ll put this down… …and then at the end we’re gonna
rank all of these. So, Kevin, you’re next. – Yep.
– Are you Zorro? – No, the Hamburglar, man! Come on.
– (Rhett) He’s the Hamburglar, man! And it’s homemade. At least, the stripes
are electrical tape, right? Yeah, and I ran out of tape, so I had
to draw on the rest of them. – (laughing)
– Oh, you know what? I wouldn’t have… …event noticed. You shouldn’t have
said anything. – You shouldn’t have pointed that out.
– I said it though. – You said it brother.
– (crew offscreen laughing) – Do you got any burgers?
– Do you got any nuggets in your pants? – (Rhett) He didn’t steal nuggets, man!
– Uh, no. – Are you familiar with the Hamburglar?
– Oh yeah. (Rhett) He doesn’t steal — it’s not the
Nuggetburglar. – Why is he eating a bagel?
– I’m Hambagelar, man. – (laughing)
– That’s more believable. – (Rhett) Okay, this is your guy here.
– (Kevin) That’s Mystique. – (crew laughing)
– Yeah, it sure is. Hold on, though. That’s Mystique in her
natural form, which is blue skin, red hair. – (Rhett) Uh-huh.
– She’s been played by Rebecca Romijn… – (Rhett) Mhm.
– Jennifer Lawrence… – (Rhett) Yeah.
– …and this dude. – (Link and crew offscreen laughing)
– Oh, man. (Kevin) I wanna point something out,
though: the paint job. If you look… – …and his upper inner thigh —
– You don’t have to draw my… – …attention there. I mean, my…
– (crew offscreen laughing) …attention was there. At first, I didn’t
think it was a bad paint job. I have a theory. I think that he painted
himself. – (Link) Mm.
– (Rhett) Okay. (Kevin) And I think that there’s paint
on the backside. – (everyone on and offscreen laughing)
– Right, but we’ll never know. – (Rhett) That guy in the back knows.
– (Kevin) That’s why that dude’s taking… – … a picture.
– (Rhett) Yeah, yeah, yeah. – (Rhett) We don’t have that photo.
– (Link) There’s another angle… …somewhere. If you’re that dude who’s
taking the backside picture… – …don’t post it.
– (Rhett) This really makes you… …appreciate the evenness of the paint
on the real character. – (Link) Is Mystique’s hair red?
– It’s red, yeah. It’s not curly… – …but it’s red.
– And does she usually stand like that? I mean, she looks pretty any way that
she stands, if you think about it. (crew offscreen laughing) I kinda like the outfit of the guy who’s
taking the picture behind him. – This is obviously a dorm hall.
– (Link) Big pajama pants. (Link) Those pajama pants
look really comfortable. I was talking about the real Mystique,
by the way. – Oh.
– I wondered why it was so awkward… – …when I said that.
– (crew laughing) – Rebecca Romijn?
– No, it’s the bagel. Now, is this painted blue? Because
what’s happening here? – I know what’s happening down here.
– (Link) That’s a Speedo, maybe? – Can we remove it for now?
– Yeah, take it down. We’ll take this into consideration as
we move forward. – Next up: Stevie.
– Hello. – Who are you?
– I’m Redd “Rabbitclaw” Moonshine… – …from the band Rabbit Lightning.
– (both laughing) Okay, my dude. This is called
Spongebob Nopants. Oh my goodness. And he’s totally
defeated about it. Look at him. Well, he’s casually looking at some
brochures or posters or something, really analyzing whether or not he
wants to pick them up. – (Link) Oh.
– (Stevie) I’m hoping he has another… ..friend with him that’s cosplaying
as Bend-Over-And-Pick-Things-Up Man… – …’cause I don’t wanna see his
Spongeballs. – (Surprised) Oh, wow.
– (crew offscreen laughing) He might be at… Wow, Spongeballs. – (crew laughing)
– He might be at an underwear counter… …at that particular convention. He’s like,
“Hm, what color?” He should be. He should be at a pants
counter. “I should’ve done this this morning.
I shouldn’t have waited until I got… – …here to make this decision.”
– Now, the thing that I hate about this… …is that this is just a kid’s
Halloween costume. Yeah. So I Googled rules of cosplay,
which was a first for me. Because I was expecting, like, “make some element
of your costume” to be number one. But actually number one is “wear
deodorant,” which I was like… – ….That’s a great number one!”
– Yeah, it is. – “Wear deodorant.”
– But I was wishing that number two… …was “wear pants.” They got the
“wear” part. But where does “buy a kid’s Halloween
costume” fit into cosplay rules? I think that it’s a respect thing.
The more you make your costume… – …the more people respect it, but…
– Are you saying that the people at… …the convention would not respect
this man? – (laughing)
– I don’t know enough about cosplay… – …but I don’t feel like this is cosplay.
– I don’t think it is either. I feel like this is… It is a costume, and
maybe he’s playing. – That’s the qualifier.
– When I think cosplay, I think you put… …some effort into it. You just didn’t
buy something off of rack, right? – (Link) Yeah. Let’s take this off…
– (Rhett) Spongebob Nopants. – …of our rack.
– (Rhett) Next up: Lizzie. – Hello?
– Lizzie, you look comfortable. – I am warm, which is great.
– So you’re Tin Man. Well, Link, I’m… It’s a very versatile
costume to be honest. I’m whatever you want me to be. I could
be a Tin Man. I could be a Hershey’s Kiss. I could be Mel Gibson in
the 1997 move Conspiracy Theory. – There’s a lot of options.
– I haven’t seen that film, but… – It’s good!
– (crew laughing) – It involves a tinfoil hat, apparently.
– Whatever you do, don’t… – (Lizzie) It’s about conspiracy theories.
– …put you in the microwave. Yeah, I’d blow it up.
Don’t anyway, though. Tin Man actually died from his makeup,
so I’m glad you only dabbed the end… – …of your nose with it.
– It’s hairspray, though. Chase insisted… …on using hairspray on my face,
which I regret, to be honest. Chase is having a difficult day
and he’s not even here! – (crew offscreen laughing)
– Are you telling me that Chase… – …sprayed your face with hairspray?
– He sure did. That’s what friends are… – …for though, right, man?
– (Link) Why? – It doesn’t do anything to your face.
– Oh, I hadn’t seen it yet. – I didn’t know that.
– (crew laughing) (Lizzie) I thought maybe it looked
real good! – I think she means the tip, right?
– Just the… just the tip. – (crew laughing)
– (Rhett) I don’t think she means… …the whole face. It’s like
metallic hairspray. – Oh! (laughing)
– She didn’t just get, like, a face full… – …of hairspray. That would’ve made…
– (laughing) – …no sense. That would’ve made…
– Hairspray’s clear! – …no sense.
– Since when is hairspray silver? If you have gray hair. I think it’s
been all your hair. – (Link) Who’s your thing?
– (Rhett) This is your cosplayer. (Lizzie) This, my friends,
is Jabba the Hutt. – (Link) Oh, wow.
– (Lizzie) It’s a comforter and some… …sheets and some gardening gloves.
But, you know, I mean, it looks like… …what would happen if your pillow fort
that you made just came to life. – That’s a good thing, right?
– (Lizzie) It could be. I think this looks like a it could be
fun to have around at a sleepover. Well, I immediately liked this.
I don’t think this is bad. I think if you gave me, like, an hour
to come up with Jabba the Hutt… – …and I had a gold sleeping bag…
– (Lizzie) You know what? There’s a video of this thing in
motion, which adds a certain level… …of beauty to it that I’d like
you to see. – ♪ (Star Wars-like fanfare) ♪
– (Rhett) Oh, gosh. – (Rhett) Now I see it. Oh.
– (Link) Ooh. – (Rhett) Did he sneeze?
– (Jabba) Sh–(bleep) – (Rhett and crew offscreen laughing)
– What happened in there? – Something happened inside.
– Something structurally just snapped… – …halfway through.
– It’s like a lampshade that, like, popped. – (crew offscreen laughing)
– Jabba was not happy about it. No, it’s the saddest Jabba
in the entire world. Well, except for the actual Jabba.
I rewatched Return of the Jedi just a few days ago. And I mean, let’s
be honest; Jabba’s hurtin’. – The CGI version?
– Both of ’em. No, man. He’s having a good time.
He has that weird little friend. If you have to rank the best Jabba
the Hutts and you had to choose between this one, the original Star Wars,
and the CGI, this is number two… – …without a doubt.
– (crew laughing) This is way better than the CGI version
that replaced him. They need to redo that whole thing again and re-release and
just get this guy just lurch around. But they gotta fix whatever is inside
of there. Yeah. You can’t have him get mad and
cursing in the middle of Star Wars. – (laughing)
– Okay, and now: Alex. Where’s Alex at? – He’s in the yellow.
– Right here, fellas. – (Rhett) Oh, hey.
– Thanks for having me. I would say, “Thank you for being
here,” but I’m afraid. – Are you a banana?
– No, I’m a yellow Power Ranger… …that’s going through a rough
divorce or something like that. – (both laughing)
– Wow. Can you see us right now? Not… I can’t see anything. I haven’t
seen any of the other pictures. – (crew laughing)
– Sounded real bad, all of them. – (both laughing)
– Well, I mean, so you’ve got this… – …Morphicon badge.
– Yeah, I went to Morphicon… …the convention in Pasadena.
I got some tips on my costume which I think paid off pretty well.
I don’t know if you can tell. – (laughing)
– Can I just say that I wish your… – …badge hung a little bit lower.
– Whoa. So you could see my belt? – (everyone on and offscreen laughing)
– It’s right there. I just meant if your badge went even
lower, that would be… – Like, over your crotch.
– Well, I am wearing an adult… – …diaper for safety.
– (crew laughing) – It’s that hard to get it off, huh?
– (Alex) Yeah, it’s just… – The costume.
– No accidents here, you know? – (crew laughing)
– Okay, so let’s see who you’ve… – …got here, Alex. Oh, okay.
– (Rhett) Okay, you’re gonna have to… – …tell us who this is.
– (Alex) Yeah, this is a Submariner. I can’t see the picture right now,
but I’ve seen it before. – (everyone on and offscreen laughing)
– Also, I’m not convinced that… …this man is cosplaying. This might
hurt me a little bit, but he kinda… …looks like he was already wearing
that, you know, and he might’ve just walked into a convention center
and maybe, like, grabbed a trident… – …and said, “Well, I’m already in a Speedo.”
– (Rhett) Right. – (Link) And Oakleys.
– (Alex) “Let’s do it.” – And he’s oiled up, it looks like.
– Ooh. (Rhett) Is that part of the look,
to be oiled? No, I think that’s something he threw
in himself. Just a little extra… – …something, I think.
– I’ll tell you if I were an ocean… – …creature, I’d follow this man anywhere.
– (crew offscreen laughing) (Alex) He does look like he has certain
leadership qualities. I’ll give him that. Do we have a point of reference?
Again, I’m forgetting what he’s… – …supposed to look like.
– Yeah, we’ve got one of those. (Alex) He’s looking pretty swole.
He’s pretty regal looking. (Alex) And his shorts are green.
How hard is that? (Alex) You actually have to ask
who this guy is. He also looks like… – …he could be anyone’s weird uncle.
– Okay, we’ve gotta make a decision… – …here, Link.
– All right. I mean, I feel like, right off the bat,
Spongebob. This is not cosplay. – Oh, come on.
– (Link) I’m with you on that. – Sorry, Rabbitclaw.
– Yeah, it’s costume play. (Link) We’re putting him all the way
at the end. – Again, I feel that this is–
– I’m gonna put him sideways… – …because it’s like disqualified.
– And I feel like this is good. – No, come on.
– This is kinda bad. Let’s just… – …work it for a second.
– (Kevin whispering) Kevin’s telling me I’m doing
good right now. So let’s just figure this out.
You think this is… (Link) I don’t know. Between his
confident look… – (Kevin whispering)
– What’s happening? – You’re in trouble.
– (laughing) Between these two. (Link) This guy seems a little…
He could have done more. He could’ve done more.
He could’ve done less. And I think I can see, by the context
of this one, that this Iron Man went to an actual convention. You can see the
context there. (Link) And he did a pose. He’s like,
“Hey, look at me. I’m owning this.” – No, it’s owning you. You’ve been pwned.
– I feel like this right here is the… – …worst cosplay in history.
– And I agree. Congratulations. Good work, everybody.
And you look amazing. – (Rhett) You do.
– Don’t change for anybody. (Link) Except for you, Alex.
You don’t look comfortable. Thanks for liking, commenting,
and subscribing. – You know what time it is.
– I’m Rhett. – And I’m Link.
– (both) And this is the… …Good Mythical Morning panel at
PortConMaine. (crowd) And it’s time to spin
The Wheel of Mythicality! If you wanna see Alex actually in
action at Morphicon, check out this Saturiday’s episode of
Good Mythical Crew on this channel. Good Mythical Crew, every Saturday!
Lots of fun! Click through to Good Mythical More right now, where we’re
gonna share some anecdotal cosplay… – …stories with the crew.
– (Rhett) “First ever cow sighting!” (southern accent) Just lookin’ no– – (whispering) Do you see what I see?
– Yeah, it’s like a fat horse. It’s like a stumpy…
black-and-white horse with… – …a shorter, stumpy face.
– You’re gonna have to help me out. What is that on the bottom?
Look at it. It’s like a bagpipe. – Mmm….
– Oh, gosh. – Definitely a bagpipe.
– Is it peeing? No, it’s peeing and doing that at
the same time. – (lips smack) You touch it first.
– We should drink the white stuff. [Captioned by Kevin:
GMM Captioning Team]
– Today we do our duty to find
the best TP for your booty. – Let’s talk about that. (fun theme music) (fire blazing) Good mythical morning. – Choosing the right toilet
paper is incredibly difficult. If you’re like me you just go
to the grocery store and you stand in the TP aisle and you
just stand there for minutes up to sometimes hours. – Wow. – Depending on how intimidated you get. I usually just break down and
pick the thing that’s closest or has the prettiest picture on it. – No, you cannot do that because this is an important decision. I think this is as decision
as choosing a spouse. – Okay. – It’s a lot like that. I mean, it’s a daily relationship
that gets very intimate. – Oh, yes it does.
– So, we’re gonna help you make the proper decision today. It’s time for Test For
The Best Toilet Paper. – Okay, we’re gonna be doing
a series of tests on a number of different toilet paper
brands that really go across a spectrum of prices. We’ve got Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care. – Angel Soft Softness and Strength. – Charmin Ultra Strong. – Seventh Generation brand. – Scott 1000, which is one ply. – And Quilted Northern Ultra
Plush, which is three ply. – And then we’re gonna take
all these tests and together determine the ultimate
toilet paper that you should be buying. – Let’s do it. – [Both] Round one. – Okay, we’re gonna get
started with the softness test. – Which is very important. – My face is covered with beard. I don’t know what the
world feels like anymore. But you have a bare face. – It’s like a heinie. – We’re gonna use your face. Of course, as you can see, we
don’t know what brand is what. We just got A through F here. So, I’ve got a system in mind. I’m going to compare
all these and establish a ranking, Link. Feel free to touch them. You just tell me which
one’s softer, right or left. – This one’s softer. – Okay. Alright, I’m gonna compare all these to A. – Let me get some hands. – Okay. – You know, this has got a lot
of detailing which makes it feel less soft than this one. This one’s softer.
– Okay. This one’s still softer. Alright. Hm. This is fun, by the way. – Ooo, now we’re getting
into a tie territory. – Gotta pick a winner. Gotta be a winner. – This one. – Okay, alright. I can feel with this one, I can feel which one’s softer.
– Oh, my goodness. This one’s softer. – Yeah, definitely. Okay. And. You can’t do this in the grocery store. You have to pay. – Yeah you can but it’s plastic. Gotta do it through plastic. This is tough. Hold it still. Just push.
(crew chuckles) And now pull. Oh, yeah. There we go. This one’s softer. – Okay. Wow, alright. So now which one’s
softer between these two? Clearly. Clearly. – This one. – Yes. Okay, which one’s softer
between these two? – Push harder. And then, yep. Just a nice… Okay. Hm. This one by a little. – That one’s a little bit softer. – Yeah.
– Okay. And then which one’s
softer between these two? – I’ve never felt so loved.
– You’re picking the softest one right now, Link. So be good. Be good, Link. – Be good. This one, definitely. – Okay. Alright, there you go. There is our order of
softest to least soft. – There it is. I wanted it exactly where I wanted it. So we have our results. Six points for B being in first
place of softness going all the way down to one point for
E in last place of softness. – [Both] Round two. – And now to find out how much
pee-pee can your TP drinky. You’ve seen the blue liquid test – Yeah.
– Which is apparently the standard of the industry. Until today.
– Well, a lot of people have blue pee. – Okay. Well we have pee streams,
so we’re gonna use, – Yes.
– Well a simulated pee stream test. – Now, I know you typically
don’t pee directly into a roll of toilet paper. I mean, I have done that after
a particularly wild night but what we’re gonna do to test
the absorption is I’m gonna spray the pee into the TP. – That’s just water. – Well, but it’s yellow. You’re gonna pull this
and see how many squares it goes through. – This is the standardizing mechanism. So go ahead and hit the same
amount of stream, from the same distance every… Oh, my goodness. It is pee. – Yeah, I had a lot of vitamin B. – So one.
– Yeah. – Two, three, four, five, sixer, seven, eight, – Nine.
– Nine. – That’s it, nine. – Nine.
– Alright, next one. – So that’s nine for A. You got some pee stream on my nose. It was in this.
– Here we go. Comin’ back in and. – Alright. I should let it hit for a second. – Okay. – One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
– Nine. Well, nine.
– Is there a 10? – It’s a tie. It’s a tie. That’s it, nine. Alright, bring in the next one. I usually pee more than just
a little burst like this. (laughs) When I’m peeing on the toilet paper. – Paper. Ooo, goodness.
– Oh. It never bounces back ’cause
it’s always down there. – One. – Oh, this is a big one. – Whoa. Two. – Too big for the roll. – Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. – [Rhett] 10, there’s a little bit there. – 10 right there. – And okay. Alright, that’s it. – 10. – Alright, so we’ve got two
at nine and one with 10. – Alright. – The ties are gonna split the points. You’ll see how we do that. And. – Ooo. Yeah, it is consistent. I’m getting sprayed consistently every time.
– Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Science. – If anything I’m a
– One. Two.
– Consistent pee sprayer. – Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. – [Rhett] Oh. 11. Very small. – [Link] 11. – 11, that’s it. – You’re a good spotter of the pee spot. – Yeah. Trust me, I tell ya, I do this. – I’ll tell ya, I do this. – If you could replace
your (clicks) with a water gun, would you?
(crew laughs) – Let me think about that, no. – I think I would, man. This is fun. – Well, more power to you. Doesn’t impact me at all. (crew laughs) Alright, so that’s one. Oh, my goodness, two. – This one’s goin’ deep, sucka. This one’s goin’ deep. – Three.
– This looks like our – Four. – One ply contestant.
– Five. Six. Looks like a eyeball starin’ at ya. Seven. Oh, my goodness. Eight. Nine. – This really forces you to not
get a lot of TP, that’s what I like about this one. – 10, 11. – Oh, gosh. – 12. – Uh-huh.
– 13. – Oh, gosh. – 14. Oh, 15. 16. Oh, my goodness, 17. 18.
– Yeah. – You’re gonna have to take
over, my arm’s getting tired. 19. 20. – [Rhett] Oh, yep, 21. – [Link] 21. – And that’s it. 21. 21.
– Woo! – Alright, we got one more in here? Alright. Oh, gosh.
– Oh! I’m trying to help and I’m not doing it.
– And. Alright, that’s it, right? – Alright, so that’s one. Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
– Nine. Nine. Wow. So three of them had nine. – That’s a sweet spot for absorption. – Okay, so we’ve go
three that are tying in the absorption test. – [Both] Round three. – Okay, now for a poopy pick
up test because no TP is worth its weight if it can’t pick
up some poo-poo (laughs). Okay.
– That’s true. – So instead of wiping poop
from butts, we’re gonna be wiping pudding from el-butts. Everybody present your
elbows and I’m gonna put a consistent amount. – Because an el-butt is an elbow crack area. Just like a baby’s bottom.
– I’m gonna center it right there. – [Link] Oh, look at that. Mr Consistent Dolloper. Lettin’ ’em have it. – [Rhett] Yep. – Sorry, there you go. – [Link] Look at that, receive it. Receive that dollop of – Okay.
– Chocolate dookie. (laughs) Boy that’s… This is like a spa treatment, right? – [Lizzie] Mhm. – It’s like, now we are
placing the feces on your inner elbow. – Okay. Now, don’t do your el-butts
yet because you’ll do your el-butts right before and
you know what, I’m gonna do a little bit more on Mike over here. – Yeah, gotta get ’em consistent
and I then am gonna be the ultra consistent one swipe wiper. I’m gonna give just an initial two finger swipe wipe that would then be followed
by other wipes, but we’re only gonna judge the initial wipes. Starting with A. Rhett, are you in position? – A. – Hand me the A wiper. Now, make that el-bottom. There it goes.
(laughs) – [Rhett] Get it, Link. – [Link] Well, I’m gonna see what, there she goes.
– Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If a little bit drops. – Yeah, they see that?
– Yeah. – I don’t have to work on that. – Yeah, that’s right. You let that go right into the toilet. Right into the sewer system. – [Link] I’m just doing a two finger. Oh, do you open it? Yeah, I do that. Open it a little.
(laughs) Oh, my goodness.
– Okay. – That did not feel great.
(laughs) Alright, so now make one over here. – You’re gonna be there a
while, Mike, on that one. – [Link] Bring it in. Oh, my goodness, that one wants to. Look, he’s making your tiger soiled. (laughs) Look at that, I need to try to get… Nope, permanent. Alright, so. – Bring your arm in, Alex,
so we can get a good shot. – Hold on, I haven’t wiped this one yet. – [Rhett] Yeah. – Here we go, I was just wiping the tiger. Here we go. Alright, again, I’m
gettin’ a lot but I’m not getting it all. – Okay.
– It’s a part of the judgment. – C. – C, C. Oh, this one’s bumpy. – Ready? – [Link] Yeah, give it a squeeze. – [Rhett] Oh. Oh, look at that. Oh.
– I don’t like watching that. (laughs) I know my face says I like it but I don’t. (laughs) – Alright, now open back
up, spread a little. There we go. Again, this is two finger. Woop. (laughs) Now, right here, if you’ll… – D. – Alright, so we’re going with the left. Close the lefter. There it goes. Just like a waterfall. – [Stevie] (laughing) Ew. – Like a poopy waterfall.
– Pretty consistent. There’s a little dookie
drop on every one of ’em. – [Link] Alright, and just a quick swipe. – [Rhett] Oh, gosh. Oh. – That was good. – That was uncalled for. – You could open up a store. – It was uncalled for is what it was. – Oh, look at this. This is a pathetic sheet, man. My fingers are gonna be compromised. Oh, my goodness, is that gonna drop? – [Lizzie] Mhm. It’s going. – I want a little, yep. Good gosh, this is not gonna do anything. This is like… – (laughing) Oh.
(crew laughs) Oh. – [Link] Gosh. – Alright. – Finally. – And F. Oh! Oh! – Right on my shoe. (laughs) Okay. And then spread.
– Oh, oh, oh. Oh. – Yeah, that’s it. – [Lizzie] Okay. – Boop. And there we have it. – Okay, now, we have to rank these. Wow.
– Oh, goodness. – Get where I can see the B, there. – Oh, man. – Sorry. – You just smashed my C. – [Link] I mean, I think
the C is pretty good. The F is pretty good right here. – [Rhett] The B is pretty good. It just has a little bit down there. I mean, that’s pretty clean. A is not good. Right now it’s B, C.
– C, F. – Hold on, F has a crap ton. – [Link] Well, yeah, but where
I wiped it’s pretty clean. Look at that. – Oh, yeah, yeah. – [Link] Look at that. – Right.
– That’s real bad. – Yeah, and D’s not good either
’cause where you went over there’s still a whole bunch. – [Link] Yep, yep. – Okay, so, we’ve got B, C. – B, C. – F. – F. – And then… – Between A, D, and E. – Okay, and then we’ve
got between D and A, D’s better than A. – Okay.
– And you’ve got A and then lastly you’ve got E. – Alright, so there you have it. For the pick up round B takes
the lead with six points going all the way for sad E with one point. Good work, guys. – And after tabulating the
results after all three rounds, the winner, based
on performance alone, is B, which is Quilted Northern
Ultra Plush with 17 points. – Whoa. And when you factor in
price it shuffles around the standings a little bit but still
at the top of the standings is Quilted Northern Ultra Plush! – Oh, so it’s affordable too. Oh, how can you eat that
after what you just did to it? – It’s irresistible (laughs). – Okay. – Thank you for liking, commenting,
wiping, and subscribing. – You know what time it is. – Hi, it’s Maibe. – Hey, it’s Shudi. – Hallo, it is Meena. – Hey, it’s… – [All] And we’re from Egypt
and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality! Woo! – You can wipe all of the stress
of your day away with some fun new videos over at
YouTube.com/ThisIsMythical. – And click through to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna play, play, – Play.
– Play toilet paper bowling. – Win Face. Congratulations to Alex. You win some of the Mythical Pomade. Look at that.
– Woo. – Whoa.
– Your hair is gon’ look good, Alex.
– Yeah, Alex. Click on the left to watch
our show after the show, Good Mythical More. – [Link] Click on the right
to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning. – [Rhett] And makes sure to
check out our new channel, This Is Mythical, by clicking
the video at the bottom. – [Link] Thanks for
being your mythical best.
– Today we test: The Oreo Dipr.
– Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning!
– Today we have a big announcement, for months we’ve been working with our
friends Chester C. and Abdul Khan and developing a brand new app, it’s a
trivia app called Trivy! – Yeah!
– T-R-I-V-Y. – And here’s the cool thing about the app:
you can download your favorite internetainer’s pack. And it was written by the
internetainers themselves. – Over 60 packs of different content creators.
You can get the app for free and play general trivia but then you can download
the individual packs of your favorite people.
– I know for a fact that many friends of ours have revealed information…
– Exclusive…. – …within the Trivy app so download
Trivy on iTunes coming to Android soon, we’ll put the link in the description,
but we’re gonna move on. – Yes.
– We’re moving on now. – Okay. You guys have questions for us on
Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr. And those questions are like cars. Puttering
around and sputtering to a stop on the shoulder of some remote desert highway
with no help in sight. And we, like oil men, dig and frack and drill into the
ground, searching for deposits of answer oil that we can then run through the
refining plant that is our brains… – Yes.
– …and then, here we come! Barreling out to your location and spewing
gas answers into your question car. – (makes honking noise)
– You drive away satisified, but you know what? You’re gonna be back. Oh yeah.
‘Cause you’re gonna need more answer gas. And until you reduce your dependency
on us, we’ll be glad to come to your rescue. You drink our answer gas!
You drink it up! – (laughter) Wow! That got a little
political in there, huh? That’s nice.
– Mmm. Risky. – Uh, Ivana de la Cruz asked a question
related to, uh, what was it? Together – Desserts!
– We asked you to ask us about desserts. – That was the question.
Did I forget to mention that? – Was that not in the car-thing?
– It wasn’t. It wasn’t. Sorry. – Ivana de la Cruz asks, Tips to make sure to
leave space for dessert, question mark? – Okay. This is a great question. Because
I, for a large percentage of my life…. – Gotta leave room for dessert!
– Well no, not only that, I didn’t just think leaving room for dessert,
I was convinced that I had a dessert stomach. Because, after I finished a meal,
and I was totally full on whatever I was eating, I always had room for dessert.
And I suspected, that there… – I can vouch for this.
– ….was some science behind this. And it turns out that this is totally scientific.
You always have room for dessert. It is a physical fact, and here’s why.
Okay. Scientifically speaking, what actually happens is when you are really full
at the end of a meal… – Okay.
– …and then you consume glucose, which is sugar, it actually sends a…
– Expansion message? – …message to your stomach to relax
and expand. It is a scientific fact. And what happens is, is it begins, it begins
expanding, and you can actually eat quite a lot of dessert because it doesn’t begin
to send signals that you should stop eating until that sugar gets into the end of your small
intestine. So that’s why you can actually be really full and then eat a lot of dessert and
feel okay. Glucose actually causes your stomach to expand. So, the answer to your
question Ivana, is, you don’t have to make room for dessert once you start eating
the dessert, the dessert… Together – Makes room for itself!
– That’s crazy! – Science is awesome!
– Also, a little scary. Kersey Hames asks, Which dessert is
the messiest? Okay, Kersey. There’s plenty of messy desserts out there, but
I’m gonna go out on a limb here, I’m gonna say the most horrible mess that you can make is
in the dunking of a cookie in milk. – Oh. That’s inconvenient.
– Then you’ve got the whole timing issue when you pull it out too late it’s
like (water noises) – Well, structural integrity…
– The cookie’s like (water noises) everywhere – Structural integrity of cookies is
compromised by the saturation of the cookie itself.
– Oh, you said it. – And nobody likes that.
– You said it, man. – Nobody likes that.
– So that brings us to: A Weird Product You Must Have! – Introducing the Dipr, the hook-shaped
utensil designed to dunk cookies into cow-juice!
It fits perfectly! – Well, I would hope they got that detail
right. It’s like, Herb, uh, the hooks are all the wrong size but uh, maybe we
should still send ’em out. (crew laughter)
– Aww yeah. – Look at this.
– I am excited about this, here. – If I dip?
– We dip. – You dip? We dip?
– Okay, yeah. (crew laughter)
– Okay, here we go. Ooh, you can really let it get soggy.
– Mine’s dangling. – I like it getting soggy.
– Eat it. Tell me. – Oh. Mmm. It’s a little bit
of crunch, and a lot of love, from me. – Now see, I don’t want any crunch,
I’m goin’ down to the bottom. – (mimicking Link) I don’t want
any crunch! – I’m scraping…
– (mimicking) I wanna get that crunch right outta there. – Alright, here we go.
– I’m gonna, I’m gonna get one more. If you’re not careful, you will cut
yourself like a fish. – Yeah (laughter).
– But you know what, these things are so amazing, I thought to myself,
it’s just a hook that grabs a round thing to dip into a liquid.
– Mhmm. – We can find other round things to dip
into other liquids. – So we did!! Alright. So I know I’ve
been given a whole thing of marinara. – Yes, and I’m about to give you…
– Ooh! Cheese wheels! – Yes. Grab a cheese wheel, hook it onto your
hook. Oh, not like that. You gotta do it the right way. Do it like this.
– Do it like this? – Mhm. Perfect size. And then you fully
submerge ’em in the marinara. – Ohp! Oh! I lost it.
– Oh gosh! Mine’s doin’ just fine.
– I lost it. I had to, I had to fish it. – It’s so cheesy. Mm. Oh.
That was a good idea. Did you fish it out of there, you got it?
– I found it. – DId you find it with your hook?
– Mhmm. – Is it called the hook?
– No, it’s called the Dipr. – The Dipr. That’s right. It’s not called the hook.
– And they efficiently only used one vowel. – What if we could start a hook, though?
– The Hooker? No. (crew laughter)
– The Hooker. The new competitor to the Dipr.
– Um, no. – You got anything else to dip over there?
– Um, I have mustard. Oh, I got this too! – Goll-ee.
– Round salamis! – It’s not really salami-sized.
– We’re encountering some resistance here with the…
– Well, I gotta kinda hook it a little bit. I don’t know, is that cheating?
– There are no rules with the Dipr! – I’ve hooked my salami.
– Alright, so…. – Full submersion in…I didn’t plan for
that much mustard. – Ohh, goodness.
(crew laughter) – What’s up with you and losing stuff, man?
– I gotta, I mean it’s like baiting a hook, it’s really…
– Mm. Mustardy. If I get some on the right part of
my shirt you won’t even know. – Alright. I’m gonna catch up.
Woo. That is a lot of mustard. (crew laughter)
Alright, I’m going in. – You gave me an idea, you losin’
and stuff. There just happens to be some fish over here.
– Oh no. – Link, these are sardine pieces.
– Eugh. It’s like a fish sausage. – But this is like the freshest fish
you’ll ever eat. Like, stickin’ a hook into the ocean? And gettin’ it. Take out your lemon
juice. I got you some lemon juice over there. And just hook the sardine, just right there.
– I couldn’t even eat a salami. Ooh. Golly. – Get your hook out. This is like
me and you, in a raft, on the Atlantic, just stranded. And we have
these hookers, and that’s it. (crew laughter)
– Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. – Okay so here we go, you just dip.
– Oh, you’re not hanging it? Look, you gotta hang it vertical like that.
– I think I’m gonna get plenty. – And then (dip noise).
– Oh, full submersion? Together- And then you bring it up!
(crew laughter) – And then, what’re we gonna say next?
– And then you eat… – And then you let Rhett bite it.
– Here we go. – Ooh, that’s a big juicy…
– Oh, there’s bones in it. That’s the way it would be on the ocean, though.
– Mmm. Catfood. – It’s not that bad.
– (like a cat) Meow! (crew laughter)
– Okay, I think that this has been a pretty successful endeavor.
– Yeah, I think that we have tested the limits of the Dipr, and uh, learned some stuff!
What, exactly? I do not know. – I think it’s that, this has been… A Weird Product that You Must Have! Okay, next question comes from Alex
McClarnon. Do you have any advice on how to obtain water and food in
the dessert? – (laughs) How to obtain water and
food in the… Together – Dessert.
– Um, Alex, actually, um, we are not too sure ourselves. But, I do know
of a couple of guys who, they have one of those survival shows….
– Mmm! – …on one of the nature networks, it’s
called um… – Ryder and Raindrop?
– Yeah. Survivalizers, Ryder and Raindrop. – Yeah! Yeah yeah.
– And, um, they recently did an episode… – I love that show!
– …on, uh, Dessert Survival. – Mhmm.
– So, I think they’ll answer your question. (African drum beats)
(birds chirping) – Before the last commercial break, we
set up this bivouac, ten thousand miles from civilization. Now a normal person would
be totally screwed at this point. But we’re not normal people.
– That’s right. We’re… Together – Survivalizers.
– That’s right. And we’re in luck today because I brought a satchel full of baked goods.
And boy am I parched, Raindrop. – Oh, don’t worry, Ryder! Because
today we’re gonna be finding out how to get water out of the dessert. And the
key to that, is to project your thirst thoughts out onto the universe? And then the universe
will provide, brother. – Right. Now, they call these moist for
a reason. ‘Cause there’s moisture in here. Don’t sniff it. All you gotta do is
you gotta gently hold this thing up and put it in your palm right here,
put your other palm on top here, give it a nice gentle squeeze. Uh, bigger squeeze.
Very tough squeeze! – I’m not seeing anything. The icing’s
coming down, but I don’t see any water. – This one’s unusually dry. They don’t
know how to bake there. – Why don’t you let me give it a try?
You got another cupcake in there? – You wanna give it a shot?
– You know the truth about me and this cupcake? – No.
– I am the cupcake. – That explains a lot.
(squirt noise) – Oh my goodness.
– There she blows! – Well, you got a moister one.
– Cakes, much like Mother Earth, are composed of layers.
– Ohhh. – Brimming with what the
ancients used to call, wawa. – Alright, so, I’ve retrieved this bamboo
shoot that I’ve turned into a makeshift straw. And all you gotta do is make sure
you jam it in there deep enough to break through to the water table.
– Do it! – And then you just, you gotta
drink. That’s prety much it. – Put some negative pressure on it.
(wheezing/sucking sounds) – Come on! (dry sucking sounds)
Nothing! Nothing except bamboo! – Hey, Ryder. I’m sensing a lot of negative
energy from you? I think it’s really impacting your ability to draw the wawa from the caca.
– Well… the water table’s dry. – You just gotta get down here and
you gotta feed the right energy into the cake. (whistles at cake)
And then you just, ohp! (water gushing noise)
– Wow. – That’s fresh caca wawa.
– Beginner’s luck. – Get in there!
– No, I don’t want any. – I love gummy bears. You know
why? Because they cointain the gelatinous tears of my friend, the earth Goddess, Gaia.
– You need to masticate ’em. And you wanna get ’em
in there, you’re basically gonna chew out the liquid.
– Yeah. You gettin’ any? – Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
– Ah. Ryder, I’m sorry to say, I think that was saliva.
– Totally water. – I think the key is you
become one with the… – Listen.
– …water that is stored in those gummy bears that are sacrificing
themselves for you. – Okay, whatever. Just take a mouthful.
– No, I only need one. I just need one and I gotta form a relationship with it.
– What are you doing? (kissy noises)
– What’s wrong with you? – Shh.
– Eugh eughghgh. And that’s how you get water
out of dessert! You can stop now though! I get it! We get it! Agh! It’s over!
Let’s get outta here! Agh! Okay! Alright! (African drum beats) – Wow, lotta moisture in those desserts?
– Who woulda thought? – Lotta liquids in there!
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I’m gonna give you a product demonstration see if you know some stuff about us. Gonna
open some mail with Jen as well. – Two clowns arguing over makeup. – Hey. Hey, Buster!
– Hey, don’t say hey to me while I’m putting on my makeup!
– You’re putting on MY makeup! – Oh really, how do you know?
– That’s mine. – Well, because it’s got like…
– It’s got my name on it… – It’s a white face and it’s got red lips?
– FloJo. It’s got FloJo’s name on it. – Well…
– Buster? You’re Buster, I’m FloJo. Just like the runner from the 80’s.
– Well my last name’s JoFlo so I got confused. – You’ve never told me that.
– Well, I’m puttin’ it on anyway. – Oh, gosh. Right on your lips? But
you’ve got that lip thing. I don’t want… – I’m puttin’ it on the inside too.
– Oh, you’re doin’ white-tongue. White-tongue, you can’t do
that anymore, it’s racist.
Your dreams say something about you. Let’s talk about that. ♪ (intro music) ♪ – Good mythical morning.
– Everybody dreams and I’m not talking about my dream of spending a long period
of my life alone in the Alaskan wilderness in a cabin, I’m talking about dreams that
happen when you’re sleeping, when you are – transported to another world.
– I get it– – That kind of thing.
– I have those too. And there are lots of people who think
that the things that you dream about say specific things about you and today we’re gonna
find out how well you know that, Link, as we play… So here’s what we’ve done, we’ve gone to a
dream dictionary on the interwebs to get what some things mean but I want to come
out and say, this is very subjective, okay? So this is gonna be a difficult game
’cause you don’t always get the same answers. I mean, what something means to
you might mean something else to somebody – else. So we’re giving you three lifelines to make it easy.
– But there’s also a baseline of – this is – a good place to start for what your dream may mean.
– Right, there – they are somewhat intuitive – but they are subjective.
– Okay. Your three lifelines are: Ask a Sheep… You can ask a sheep because you
count the sheep to go to sleep. – I was wondering why we had a sheep.
– You can have a Dream Within a Dream and that’s when we remove two dreams from
your dream. Are you still dreaming? – That doesn’t make sense but okay.
– And then we have a Sleep Talk Hint where I will sleep talk a hint for you. You can
imagine how well that’s gonna go. I’m usually better at that than you are
but I’m not gonna fall asleep here in – order to do it.
– Now, you get – if you get five out of eight of these, I have an incredible prize
for you. Uh, but for every one you get wrong, I’m gonna pinch you because
that’s how you wake up from a dream. – I get a pinch?
– A little pinch. – Okay, okay. – Here we go.
– So if I get it right, I get to pinch you. – Okay.
– Alright, let’s do this. You and Richard Nixon are walking through
a forest made of gummy bears when Tricky Dick turns to you and says, “Hey Link,
wouldya look at that.” (laughs) Sounds – like Jimmy Stewart.
– (crew laughs) Working on that. It’s a snake
that Tricky Dick is talking about. Very common. – …around friends at parties!
– Shia. – Yeah he was in it before he got crazy.
– Um, I mean I don’t see how snakes could – have anything to do with secrets. S…secrets.
– Oh, there is an S in it. Or s…seeking answers.
To s…subconscious questions. I’m going with ‘Hidden fears and worries
that are threatening you’ because there’s – no S’s anywhere in that.
– What a great start Link, you’re one for one! – Yes!
– That is right. – Yes!
– And I – you don’t get to pinch me, man! That’s not how it works. I’ll punch
you if you pinch me again. Just like that. Okay, here we go. You’re
lounging in a house that’s a weird mashup of your childhood home and Disneyland and
while riding on Space Mountain, you turn it into Space Fountain,
meaning you pee all over it. Like, urinating in real life or
dreaming about urinating? Dreaming about urinating. On Space Mountain? Uh, nope. Okay, what are my – what are my… …That could happen! Happened to me one time
as an adult, shouldn’t have admitted that. If you pee just a little in your sleep and then you
stop it, that doesn’t count. That’s – that’s fine. – Okay. Good.
– You don’t even have to tell anybody about that. – I did more than that.
– (crew member laughs) I’m gonna go ahead with Dream Within a Dream
because A, B, and C are kind of a toss-up. Okay, well then that leaves
you with A and B, Link. – 50/50.
– Cleansing emotions or disregard for authority. I mean, if the peeing on the
Space Fountain was in every one then I think B would make sense but
again, I’m gonna go with A. It’s cleansing… Link, you found a game that you
are a genius at. Two for two! It’s time for the big math exam and even
though you’re in your 30’s and you – haven’t been in school for over a decade–
– Yes, this dream! – you’re freaking out because you didn’t study!
And you’re naked! And you have an abacus! (laughter) – (crew laughs)
– I have this dream once a quarter. This is toughness. A deep desire to look at a problem.
Subconscious need to resolve a failing relationship. You know what? A hasn’t let
me down yet so I’m sticking with A, a deep desire to look at a problem
in a different way. – Ow!
– (laughs) It was C, you have old-fashioned views! – Old…how did – I don’t… how?
– Again, subjective. (Link) You have old-fashioned views?
(Rhett) You’ve been lucky so far. You’re tandem skydiving with a slightly
younger version of yourself. (laughs) – Done that.
– In the middle of your jump he says, “Sorry, not sorry” and releases you from the
harness. You begin to plummet to the earth. Is this like my son?
Like a younger version of myself? No. You don’t think that your son is a
younger version of you. Do I need to – explain how reproduction works?
– Well he’s– – He’s not a clone.
– He’s half of me. You mated with your wife and it
created a totally new DNA sequence. I don’t use ‘mate’ as the terminology for
it but um…I also don’t think that that part of the question has anything
to do with the answer. …and they gave me a DVD of it.
You’ve had that conversation. – Overpriced DVD. Always.
– (Rhett) Yeah. Falling. I mean, I think this is classic
losing control in my waking life. Uh, I’ve driven off many bridges in my sleep and
I know that’s why. I’m going with B. – With confidence.
– You’re right, Link. – Yeah.
– You should be a dream instructor. – Have you ever driven off a bridge?
– No. – Like the bridge is under
construction and then you just… and then you’re like, oh I’m
losing control of my actual life. You’re learning a lot about yourself.
Oh come on now! You don’t remember there being
a pickle farm in your backyard. – Ha, wrong!
– But you can’t pick any pickles if you’re not wearing overalls. Good thing your high school
principal is there handing them out. Overalls. – What?
– (laughter) Is anyone sane that they’ve –
have you dreamed that? – I dream this a lot.
– Don’t answer that. Unless you peed a little bit. – Yeah I’m an overalls most of – all the time.
– So cute. Uh… Give me a Sleep Talk Hint. (inaudible)…makes me so happy…
(inaudible) “I’m covered in barbecue sauce, I don’t
know why it makes me so happy. Why am I – covered in barbecue sauce?”
– You got it, brother. You were listening. Thanks for the helpful hint, here.
‘Sloppy attitude and incoherent thoughts’, A. – Yay! Almost pinched you – come on. No man, that
wasn’t the rules! Wow he’s got how many right? Well you made the rules! You’ve gotten four right, Link.
You just gotta get one more right and you’re a – dream genius. A dreanius.
– Yup. – You’re an orca wearing a diaper…
– Again. and feel the need to express yourself
musically. That must be what the giant xylophone is for. So you bang out an amazing
rendition of Selena Gomez’s ‘Hands to Myself’! It makes sense. I’m more likely to dream of overalls than a
xylophone. Have you dreamed of a xylophone? – I’ve dreamed of all these things.
– ‘A repressed need to express myself’, A once again. Why are you making ’em all A? – Don’t! Go low.
– Gotcha. – Don’t go low with the pinch, man.
– It was B, Link. It was ‘concerns for the environment.’ – Yeah, yeah, yeah. On that website that
you went to. I’m so concerned about the environment, I need to like tinkle
on some colored metallic keys. While walking on a bridge
made of donkey bones… – (both laugh)
– it begins to crumble beneath you and you gently float to the ground and are greeted by a
giant Ziploc bag with Steve Buscemi’s face on it. This is in the dictionary, man! (Link) It’s a Ziploc bag.
(Rhett) This is not Oxford’s dictionary, trust me. You know how that is. You’re in there and
you’re like, I should get the name brand, I don’t want to spill.
That happens to me a lot. A lot of anxiety when I go to the grocery store.
Just giving you some time to think, Link. – I’ll let the sheep think.
– Oh! – (Link baaing) Bring in the sheep!
– (Rhett) We have an actual sheep. – (Chase baaing)
– The things you guys go to – resources. – (Rhett) I don’t know what form you got.
– (Link) Look, it’s a dirty sheep! – (baaing)
– Why you so – why – – (laughter)
– You hear that? Why you so dirty, sheep? I live outside, in a farm. – Look like a beige sheep.
– (crew laughs) – It’s not that dirty.
– Alright sheep, help me out man. Uh, I like to keep my energy in
a Ziploc bag. That sounds like… – You reserve energy?
– Yeah, my reserved energy. (laughs) That’s why there’s Ziploc
bags all over your desk. – All over the farm.
– All over the farm. Alright, I’m – I’m trusting the – the sheep
has never let me down. – Link! You’re a dream
– (Rhett & Link) genius! – (Chase baaing)
– (crew laughs) Where’s his prize? Where’s his prize?! Whoa! – What the crap?!
– It’s a dream catcher! – I didn’t see that hanging up there, for real!
– And it came from the ceiling! – Now, can the sheep–
– What?! Hey, can the sheep get on this and it take
him back up like Pink in the Grammys like – four years ago?
– No! It catches your dreams man, you’re – gonna get so many more dreams now!
– Woo! (laughs) – Congratulations, Link.
– I’m so happy! Thank you for liking, commenting, and uh
dreaming the best dreams that you can dream. This is gonna go on my rear view mirror.
You know what time it is. Hello, I’m Bailey and I’m from Britain and
it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Wee! We’re doing our part to help you get the
liquids you love into your mouth with the Good Mythical Morning mug, available
at RhettandLink.com/store. Click through to Good Mythical More.
We’re gonna play a game which requires us to move these balls with only our mind power.
Really. Click through, click the ‘i’ to see that. Two llamas in a spitting contest.
Hey, you here for the– – You know what I’m here for.
– The spitting contest? Oh, you know! – I’m thinking about not being a part of it.
– I’m already going. I’m having…I’m doubting myself today.
You got any encouragement? How ’bout this for encouragement? ‘Dya feel that? You just hit me, bro. Nope, my spit went all the way around the
earth and hit you in the back of the head. – You’re making stuff up now.
– I win. Captioned by Lovely Luna
GMM Captioning Team