Being an actor is all about jumping into
someone else’s skin, or in my case,
into their giant foam head. My name is Terrence and I’m
the Times Square Alec Baldwin. How do I set myself apart?
Well… You’re like a crossing guard
at the school zone. You (beep) idiot. I learned from the best. No, you’re walking like you
have to take a (beep). What are you doing?
Go upstage. A lot of people think
Alec has a short temper. Let me see if the head
is the problem. Let me do that.
Okay. But actually,
he’s just misunderstood. That was incredible. Talent does what it can.
Genius does what it must. And go. Your balls
are filled with helium. Suffer, suffer,
suffer, suffer. Also, sometimes he’s British. Is there enough love
for me in this room? Do you all love me enough?
Never. [inaudible 00:00:52] There’s so many beloved
characters in Times Square. SpongeBob, Pokemon, Pokewomon, but what are you
going to remember? The time you fake a smile
with a Ninja Turtle, or the time
you met legendary actor Alec (beep)
Baldwin? One thing people love about Alec Baldwin is how easy it is
to give him a hard time. Smile. Sometimes
that gets taken out on me. It’s like a form of therapy. Do the cops ever intervene? Yeah.
I guess you could say that. I have a high threshold
for pain. This one’s from a guy on his way
back from Yankee stadium. It was a bad day. Always be closing. I’ve tried all
the acting styles. I’m the boss, baby.
Meisner, Stanislavski, Adler, but nothing compares
to putting on his head and just letting my ego
do the performing. What I do is I give people a quintessential
New York experience. A lot of these other characters don’t even take
the art form seriously. To them, it’s just a gig.
Well, to me it’s passion. I don’t even take money.
If you give me money, I will throw it back
in your face. I think Alec would
be proud of that. Do you all love me enough?
– ARE YOU A DECORATOR?
ARE YOU–DO YOU LOVE THE WHOLE TREE DECORATING THING? – WELL, UM…NO. [laughter] BECAUSE–WELL, I WANT IT TO– I WOULD LIKE IT TO LOOK REALLY
GOOD, AND THAT’S A LOT OF WORK. – YEAH.
– SO, I DON’T. BUT, YOU KNOW, WE’RE USUALLY NOT
HERE FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BUT WE WILL BE THIS TIME.
– YOU WILL BE. YOU’RE NOT GOING–
‘CAUSE YOU SKI, NORMALLY. – WE–WELL… WE GO SKIING, AND I–
[laughter] AND I STAY INDOORS.
– I SEE. SO YOUR HUSBAND SKIS.
– AND MY SON. – AND YOUR SONS SKI.
– AND WHOEVER WE’RE WITH. THEY ALL SKI.
– AND WHAT DO YOU DO? – I COME UP WITH REASONS TO BE
SO BUSY THAT I CA– “I WOULD LOVE TO SKI,
BUT I HAVE TO DO THE LAUNDRY.” YOU KNOW.
[laughter] ‘CAUSE I’M TERRIFIED–I’M REALLY
AFRAID I’M GONNA GET HURT. – HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SKIED? – WELL, I HAVE BEEN SKIING,
AND I–WHEN I WOULD GO, I WOULD JUST DO ONE RUN,
AND THEN GO IN FOR LUNCH, AND AFTER IT’S LIKE
“OH, WE HAD LUNCH, I’M TIRED.” – YEAH.
[laughter] – BUT I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO RISK
ANOTHER RUN. I FIGURED “I MADE IT DOWN.”
– YEAH, JUST ONCE. – SO WHY WOULD I DO A STUPID
THING AND DO IT AGAIN? – YEAH. I’VE NEVER DONE IT,
I’VE NEVER SKIED. – EVER?
– NEVER EVER. – GOOD FOR YOU.
[laughter] [laughter and applause] – IT’S NOT LIKE I SAID
“I WON’T SKI,” I JUST NEVER HAD
THE OPPORTUNITY. I WAS RAISED IN NEW ORLEANS AND
WE DON’T HAVE SNOW, AND– – THAT’S RIGHT.
– YOU KNOW. – WE WERE POOR,
WE COULDN’T TRAVEL. – AND HERE YOU ARE!
– HERE I– – UNINJURED.
You’re working late. Yes, I have a lot of work to do. Have a nice one. Bye. I’m exhausted. Can I see you tomorrow, Won? Let go of me. No, I’m exhausted from
all the work I did. Why do you work that hard,
you workaholic. Yeah, I know. That’s why you should comfort
me who worked that hard. Okay, if we go up like this,
we’ll both get hurt. We’ll get hurt then. We’ll go to the hospital together,
and lay there together. Are you going to keep
bothering me like this? You’re saying you don’t like this? You better not regret it. I’m going to bother you too, then. Hey! Hey… What are you two doing? Mi-hyang… Aren’t you a little
bit exaggerating? Mi-hyang, that’s not it. I’m about to be shocked. Should I leave? No, come in. No, I don’t think
it’s good for the baby. I’ll go out. Continue with what
you were doing. Mi-hyang! What shall we do now? You really don’t know? We’ll continue what we were doing. Hey, how am I going to face her again? She’s going to think I stayed
here while she was gone. That’s true though… Hey. They say your tastes buds change and
you get hungry when you’re pregnant. You should eat
good food, not this. Be prepared, I’m going to tell
you everything I want to eat. I’ll search the whole nation to
find it for you, just tell me. But we should find a house soon.
Because of Won and everything… What? After the last flight, I went home
after taking some days off… The two of them were together.
So I just left. Let’s just go to my house. I knew you would say that, so
I called the movers already. You have to move my stuff today. Movers? I can’t sleep well if my
surrounding changes too much. Don’t forget anything. You never miss anything. Isn’t this you and Won’s love story? What’s this? What’s this? You!
Oh Dae-bok! I didn’t know you were home. The scenario on my desk… Scenario? Hurry, and tell me.
The whole truth! People love it. Who told you to write about my
story without my permission? The people love the story
between you and Won. They keep clicking on it. You should have told me!
You’ve got no manners! You can’t even do
that for your brother? This was the first good thing
I ever did and people acknowledged. What? Oh my Goodness… I didn’t know my son had
such talent, thank you. You were stuck in
your room for a while. This is what you were doing? Yes, I really worked hard. What are you going to do?
Did you tell Won? No, I’m going to tell him. I had no idea it would
get such good reaction. Don’t get false hopes up.
Just focus on your studies. This guy is Won… And this girl is Ha-na, right? Yeah, that’s right. This is my first
opportunity, help me. I’ll talk to you later. His skills have improved a lot. I admit he did a
good job drawing it. I thought he had given up.
I guess I was wrong. He’s just like me,
not giving up easily. I admit it. Don’t forget our dinner plans. Oh, right… I forgot to reschedule it.
I have a project presentation tomorrow. Depending on the result,
I may have another appointment. You’re focusing more and
more on work over me. I’m warning you, Oh Ha-na. What did I do? Workaholism is a type of illness. What? Illness?
Hey! Come out, I didn’t get to say everything
I wanted to say yesterday. Working late and going to company
dinner is workaholism and illness? Yeah, all you do with me is
complain that you’re tired. Have you spent any
time with me lately? You can’t even do that for
your working girlfriend? I’m telling you to take a step back. Your problem is that you have
to do everything yourself. Problem?
Did you say ‘problem’? Hey, that’s called responsibility. If you’re that responsible, why do you keep changing
your plans with me? What’s your priority? I don’t deserve to hear that from you. I always spent the weekends with you. What’s the point of being together… when all you do is talk on the
phone and look through files. You said you liked me working. I didn’t know you didn’t like it. If I had known, I wouldn’t have
worked in front of you. The contest for the new Tandy line… Ms. Hong from the marketing team
and Ms. Min-ji from the design team… The two of them won. They considered Miss Oh’s idea, too… But they think that their two ideas are much more powerful if their
marketing plan is improved. Team Leaders,
you’ll have to work harder. Isn’t it thanks to the team leaders that
the team members can achieve their best? Don’t you agree, Miss Oh? Make national shoes…
I like that idea. Really? I thought it would be nice to make
shoes you can wear all four seasons. That’s why we came up with the idea
of using fabric and natural materials. If we succeed,
I think we will hit the jackpot! Okay.
I’ll look it over more. Okay. You must be feeling weird. Looking at talented juniors, you must
feel like they beat you in a way. And not recognizing their
talent must hurt your pride, too. Am I being too childish? That’s natural.
Cheer up. Thanks. Why do you look so down?
Did you have a fight? I’m worried our fights will
get more frequent. I doubt it. You went to Paris for your love. I know. But I keep fighting with
her over little things. There are things I can’t yield to. That’s how lovers fight
to gain the upper hand. Fight to gain the upper hand? Yeah, you need to win.
Don’t surrender too easily. Be firm. I’m so jealous. I want to love and get into fights too. Right… Somebody told me
to give this to you. Really? ‘Cheer up!
From Dong-gun…’ Are you teasing me? What?
This is a type of love, too. Colleagueship! Colleagueship? I’ll break his fingers
if he does it again. I feel so lonely. Aren’t you working too hard? You must have been
really motivated. Going home? Aren’t you at the age of being careful
with your health while working? I’m going home. Okay. I should get some rest too. Miss Oh. Yeah, you came to pick up Min-ji? Yeah, she was so happy that
she got to work with you. Really? She got prepared well this morning. She said she likes working
with you but at times, you feel like a wall she can’t climb. Is that true? Miss Oh, we’ll go in first. Okay. Bye. Has my mother gotten better? I was in a flight, so I just got
what you sent me today. I’ll look at it. Yes. Please take care of my mother. I’ll visit soon. Wow… This looks like something you
would wear for your wedding. I know, I wonder
how she knew my size. And how did she know Ha-na’s size? Of course she would know. Women can tell other women’s
sizes just by looking. Did she gain her consciousness? Yeah. She regained her consciousness,
and she’s eating too. That’s a relief. I’m going to move in with Jong-hoon. What? We’ll have the baby, live together…
and we’ll have the wedding after that. Isn’t that being too liberal? Getting older, it makes me realize
how hard it is to be steadfast. Before we change our mind, we’ll live together and
we can get married after. Mi-hyang, there you go
with another punch. You’re something else. Is he back from the flight or what? Why isn’t he calling? Why didn’t you call me
when you came home? I had some work to do. After listening to you,
I thought about it. I’ve been wrapped up in
too much work lately. You realized that now? My young coworkers came up with
ideas that I couldn’t even think of. Thanks to that, I’ll be pushed far away
from your thoughts of interest. No, it’s not like that. Just don’t forget that there are a lot
of things more important than work. For you, if it’s what you need…
I’ll be supportive. I want you to remember,
don’t forget any of it. Get up, Choi Won.
Let’s eat. Eat before you sleep. I’m going to stay next to you.
I’ll never leave you alone. After saying that… Yeah, what is it? Look this way. Where? Open up the window, and look. What’s with you? It’s been awhile since we met here. Yeah. I can tell that angry
expression on your face. I can see your face too. Even when we are apart like this,
we can read each other’s faces. We cry together,
and share in the sadness. I used to call you over
every night to eat together. You feel bad, right? Tell me what it is that I can
do to ease your anger. First, apologize. I’m sorry. And tell me the words
I want to hear the most. My priority is Choi Won, not work. You’re not mad anymore? A little.
MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO. PRIMORDIAL OOZE
GIVES WAY TO
PRIMITIVE CREATURE. LIFE IS
A DAILY STRUGGLE
TO SURVIVE. (roaring) (buzzing) (chomps) (slurps tongue) (buzzing) EVERYWHERE, PLANT LIFE
AND CREATURES ALIKE EVOLVE. (roaring) AAH! BEHOLD, PRIMITIVE MAN, DESTINED TO RULE THE EARTH. AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER, DESTINED FOR COOLNESS. AAH! THE FOOD CHAIN– A CONSTANT BATTLE OF MAN
OVER HIS ENVIRONMENT. HUH? AAH! (whistling) FOOD IS WHERE YOU FIND IT. (grumbling) AAH! (growling) ONCE HE’S FOUND FOOD, MAN’S QUEST IS TO
GET IT BACK TO HIS CAVE. AAH! BEHOLD, MAN… PERIODICALLY CLEVER. AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER… ALWAYS CLEVER. BEHOLD, THE WHEEL. LOOKS LIKE PANTHER
HAS FOUND A WAY
TO GET HIS FOOD HOME. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? THE WHEELBARROW
HAS BEEN INVENTED. AH. LOOKS LIKE
PRIMITIVE PANTHER HAS INVENTED THE
FIRST POWERED CART. AAH! IT’S JUST LIKE MAN
TO MAKE THINGS BIGGER… (laughing) YAH! NOT NECESSARILY BETTER. AAH! ANCIENT EARTH PROVIDES
PRIMITIVE MAN WITH ALL
THE FOOD HE CAN EAT… (gasps) (blows raspberry) AS LONG AS HE’S
TO CATCH IT. (grumbling) IN TIME, PREHISTORIC MAN
BECAME A GREAT FISHERMAN. (roaring loudly) AAH! (shouting) WHAT’S THIS? PRIMITIVE PANTHER
HOW TO USE TOOLS. (roaring) (reel whirring) (whistling) (reel whirring) SUCCESS! (laughing) BEHOLD, THE DISCOVERY
OF COMPASSION. (groans) AS USUAL,
IS NOT TO BE OUTDONE. BEHOLD, THE, UM– I DON’T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT IS. IT WORKED? I MEAN, IT WORKED! (chomps) THE BIGGER THE FISH… AAH! (shouting) THE BIGGER THE FIGHT. BEHOLD, THE ONE
THAT GOT AWAY. GIVEN THE SIZE OF
PRIMITIVE MAN’S BRAIN, IT WILL STILL BE
THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE HE DISCOVERS ART. WELL, LET’S HAVE A LOOK. (shrieking) WHAT’S THIS? AH… CLEARLY A HIGHER FORM OF ART. (groaning) PRIMITIVE CREATURES
SIMPLY HAD TO DEAL WITH THEIR HARSH
ENVIRONMENTS. A NICE COLD DRINK WOULD
CERTAINLY HIT THE SPOT
RIGHT ABOUT NOW. (slurping) LOOKS LIKE OTHER
PRIMITIVE CREATURES HAVE LEARNED
THE ART OF USING TOOLS. THE QUEST FOR FOOD
IS ALSO THE QUEST FOR DRINK. AAH! THERE, ISN’T THAT REFRESHING? ALL YOU NEED NOW
IS TO GET MORE. YES, PRIMITIVE MAN– EVER SO… PRIMITIVE. LET’S SEE
HOW PANTHER IS DOING. AH, BRILLIANT! THE DISCOVERY OF FLIGHT! ALL YOU HAVE IS A BONE. BEHOLD, INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE! WELL, LET’S SEE IT WORK. (animal shrieks) LOOKS SAFE ENOUGH. (gulps) BRAVO! MAN HAS VESTED FLIGHT! PRIMITIVE MAN
WILL RULE THE EARTH… OR MAYBE NOT. EVEN THE FOOD CHAIN
HAS A WEAKEST LINK. AAH! THAT’S USING YOUR HEAD. PRIMITIVE PANTHER
WILL SURVIVE THE STONE AGE. I’M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT PRIMITIVE MAN. (slurps tongue) (gulps) (fountain trickling) (engine roaring) (swoosh) (high-pitched squabble) (intense music) (wind whistling) (whoosh) (jazzy Egyptian music) (ding dong) (creaking) GRR… (tapping) (groaning) (whoosh) (whoosh)
(whoosh) (doorbell) (doorbell)
(doorbell) GRRR. GRRR! (Egyptian music) ? ? (rattling) (gasping and growling) OH! HMM? (eerie music) ? ? HEE HEE HEE HEE! HEH, HEE HEE! (rumbling) (haunting music) ? ? (scurrying feet) HEE HEE HEE HEE! (boing) (creaking) HEE HEE! (boink) (boing) (snap) (object falling) (object falling)
(object falling) HMM… (chirping) (screeching) HA HA HA HA HA! (screeching) HEE HEE, HMM! (exhaling) (adventurous music) ? ? (boing) (boing) (boing) (boing) HA HA HA HA! (boing) (scratching) WHOA? GRR! (mumbling angrily) (crank) (rumbling) HUH? (click) AH! AH! AH-HA-HA! (crank) (rumbling) (muffled groaning) GRR! UGH. HMM… (rumbling) (rattling) (hissing) SSSS! (snakes hissing) (Pink Panther theme song) ? ? (rattling) HUH? GRR! EEE! EEE!
EEE! (rattling and hissing) HA! (crunching) AH! (suspenseful music) ? ? (sliding) (slam) (trickling water) (choral music) GRR! GRRR! GRR. VROOM! (eerie sound) (groaning) (crackling) (growling) swoosh! swoosh!
swoosh! (growling) (growling)
(growling) (thumping) (screeching) (boing) (boink) (boink) (barking) (swooshing) (boing) (screeching) (pot cracking) (pot cracking) (pot cracking) HMM… HMM… HMM… (buzzing and screaming) (moaning) (growling) (scurrying) (screech) (growling) HA HA HA HA HA! (boink) (boink)
(boink) (boing) (growling) (whistling) (panting) (grunting) OH, OH, OH, OH. (metal clank) AHH! (twinkling) AHHH! (nervous chuckle) AHHH! OOH! AH! (gargling) AH! UH! OOH! (grunting) AH! EH! (blowing raspberries) (giggling and tooting) (giggling and tooting)
(giggling and tooting) (cheers and applause) (baby crying) (cough) (burp) (cooing) (clock chiming) (clocks ticking) (boing) (suspenseful music) (light music) ? ? (growling) (barking angrily) (static noises) (robot voice) HYPESE 9000. DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED. (soft beep) (barking) (birds chirping) (grunt) (growl) WHEW. (growl) (intriguing music) MM. MM, MM. (growling) RAWR! (triumphant music) ? ? (clattering noise) (gasp) (loud grumbling) (growls) MM. PTHHSSP! (boing) (soft upbeat) ? ? (beeps) (robot voice) HYPESE 9000. (static noise) (odd robot music)
GO BACK IN TIME. DESTINATION… 100 MILLION YEARS AGO. (suspenseful music) (silence) (loud robot voice)
ALARM CLOCK. (loud beeping) (sigh) (ping noise) (waking grunt) (growl) (chomp) (growling) (tapping feet) HEH? (crickets chirping) (crickets chirping)
(crickets chirping) (growl, stomp) (cheers and applause) (whimper) (groan) (suspenseful music) ? ? (beeping) (beeping)
(beeping) (robot voice)
GO FORWARD IN TIME. (chomping) (frightened growl) (cheers and applause) (groan) MM! (trumpets heralding) (whipping noise) (whipping noise)
(whipping noise) (whipping noise) (coughing) PTHHSSP! (neighing) (falling noise) (distant cheers and applause) (loud roar) (growl) YAH! EH, HUH? AGH! (giggles) (suspenseful music) ? ? (triumphant chuckles) (distant applause) (whipping noise) (thudding hooves) (slow motion) NOOO! AH! AH!
AH! NO–AGH! HM?
(chuckles) UH? (angelic music) (suspenseful music) (robot voice)
GO BACK IN TIME. DESTINATION…1,000 B.C. (boing) (cracking noise) (crumbling, crashing) AGH! (whimpers) (birds chirping) (birds chirping)
(birds chirping) (intriguing music) HA-HA! (giggles) (robot voice)
SPEED UP TIME. NOW. BACK TO NORMAL SPEED. HUH?
(confused grumbles) (crumbling) (robot voice)
RANDOM JUMP NOW. (birds chirping) (whirring) (horn honking) (horn honking)
(horn honking) (robot voice)
DESTINATION HOME. (static noise) DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED. (growling) (barks) (suspenseful music) (smacking,
punching noises) (smacking,
punching noises) (screams) (growls) (crashing noise) (smacking noise) (upbeat Pink Panther theme) ? ? JOIN US NOW AS WE HAVE THE
RARE OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH THE WORLD’S FOREMOST NATURE
PHOTOGRAPHER AT WORK. HE’S CAPTURED SHOTS
NOBODY ELSE IN HIS FIELD
HAS EVER DREAMED OF, RANKING HIM AMONG
BEST PHOTOGRAPHERS. BUT HE MUST MAKE USE
OF ALL HIS WIT AND EXPERIENCE AS HE SEARCHES
FOR PERHAPS THE MOST ELUSIVE SUBJECT
IN THE NATURAL WORLD, NEVER SEEN AND
NEVER PHOTOGRAPHED. ALL WE HAVE ARE
OF THE RARE PINK PANTHER. AND THAT’S WHY THIS MAN, WITH HIS INNATE UNDERSTANDING OF NATURE, SHARP WIT,
NATURAL RAW TALENT, AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IS THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE
OF SUCH A DIFFICULT AND TEDIOUS TASK,
NOT TO MENTION HE’S A SHARP DRESSER. AND THE SEARCH BEGINS. MOVING LIKE AN ANIMAL HIMSELF, HE SNAKES THROUGH THE FOREST LIKE ONE OF ITS OWN. (elephants trumpeting) IN ORDER TO CAPTURE
THIS MYSTERIOUS BEAST, OUR HERO MUST
ALWAYS REMAIN ALERT… (chuckles) HAVE AN EYE SHARP
AS THE EAGLE ITSELF. (grunting) (groaning) FINDING HIMSELF BLENDING
IN WITH THE TERRAIN, THIS PIONEER
OF NATURE PHOTOGRAPHY IS AS CAREFUL
AS A PREDATOR, WATCHING HIS EVERY MOVE. (groaning) AHH. A PLEASURE
TO WATCH HIM WORK. GRACEFUL. ELEGANT. UNPRONOUNCED. (screaming) METICULOUS. UNNOTICED. FREE-FLOWING. FLUID. (screaming) (chicks screeching) ENCHANTING. LEGENDARY. THE HUNT CONTINUES. PATIENCE IS THE ULTIMATE
VIRTUE FOR A TOP
NATURE PHOTOGRAPHER. HE HAS SPENT THREE
DAYS WAITING FOR SOME
SIGN OF THE PINK PANTHER. EVER ALERT, ALWAYS AWARE. HE MUST BE READY FOR
ACTION AT ANY TIME. CONSTANTLY WATCHFUL. EVERY MUSCLE TENSED FOR
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. ONE NEVER KNOWS WHEN
THE SHOCK OF A LIFETIME WILL
APPEAR WITHIN CAMERA RAGE. (growling) AHH. AHH! (groaning) THE JUNGLE, WITH ITS MANY
SPECIES OF WILD ANIMALS AND POISONOUS PLANTS, IS A VERY HAZARDOUS PLACE. IN A BOLD AND POTENTIALLY
DANGEROUS MOVE, OUR MAN HAS DECIDED TO SEEK
OUT THE PINK PANTHER IN HIS SECRET HIDDEN LAIR. (club music plays) ? ? HERE, HE’LL SURPRISE
THE HUNTER WHERE
HE LEAST EXPECTS IT. AH. (chuckles) AHH! EVERYWHERE, REMAINS OF PREY TAKEN AND EATEN BY THIS
FEROCIOUS HUNTER. NO CREATURE IS SAFE FROM
THIS COLD-BLOODED PREDATOR WHICH HAS THE
SURPRISING TENDENCY TO SOMETIMES TOY
WITH HIS FOOD. WAH! (grumbling) DESPITE OUR PHOTOGRAPHER’S
STEALTHY APPROACH, THE PANTHER HAS SENSED
AN INTRUDER AND SLINKS
INTO THE DARKNESS. CAREFULLY HE PROCEEDS. HIS EXPERTLY TRAINED EYES
PEELED FOR THE PAW PRINT
OF THE PANTHER. AH-HA. AT LAST, OUR HERO
HAS HIS PRECIOUS PINK PREY
PRACTICALLY PROCURED. (cat screeches) (screaming) (whimpering) PHEW. (cat screeching) (whimpering) (hyperventilating) A TRUE PROFESSIONAL, THIS PHOTOGRAPHIC GENIUS
IS ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME. (groaning) POSITIVELY, PERHAPS,
COULD IT BE? (gagging) (groans) (groans) JUST WHEN THINGS ARE DARKEST, THE DEDICATED
DETERMINATION PAYS OFF. (grunting) AHH! AT LAST,
RETURNING TO CIVILIZATION
IN TRIUMPH, THE WORLD’S TOP NATURE
PHOTOGRAPHER IS WELCOMED BY HIS MAGAZINE EDITOR
WITH CHEERS OF ADMIRATION. (grumbling) NOW ON TO THE NEXT
GREAT CHALLENGE. (sobbing) (Pink Panther theme plays) ? ? (splat) (grunts) (growling) (grunts) (gasps) (sighs) (heavy footsteps approaching) (monster roars) (grunting) (groans) (growling) (gulps) (growls) (deep rumble and explosion) (thunder rumbles) (chuckles) (grunts) (accordion plays) (deep rumble and explosion) (gasps) (blows softly) (growls) (dragon roars) (screaming) (horse whinnies) (hooves screeching) (metal grinding) (growls) (horse shivering) (growling) (roars) OOH! OW! OOH! (hammering and metal clanging) (wheels squeaking) (dragon roars) (bicycle bell rings) (whistles victoriously) (roars) (gulps) (mouse squeaks) (screams) (teeth chattering) (screams) (shivering) (growls) (mouse squeaks) (metal clanging) (roars) (cheers and applause) AH! (grunts) (growls) (film reel rolling) (vaudeville upbeat music) ? ? (claps) (soft fluttering noise) (slaps) (film reel rolling) (vaudeville upbeat music) ? ? (trumpeting laughter) SHH! SH. (trumpeting laughter) (vaudeville music) ? ? (grumbles) MM! MM. (laughing) (trumpeting laugh) (laughing) (trumpeting laugh) (laughing) SHH! (growls) (growls)
(growls) (slapping noises) (trumpeting laughter) (vaudeville music) ? ? (loud inhale) (windy blowing) SH. (growls) (grunts) (low grumbling) (vaudeville music) ? ? (smacks) (thud) (door slams) (upbeat music) MM-HMM,
MM-HMM. (vaudeville music) ? ? (trumpeting laugh) SH. (trumpeting laugh) (groans)
(struggled fighting) (grumbles) SH. (Pink Panther
theme vaudeville) ? ? (chomping) SHH! (gulp) (vaudeville music) (vaudeville music)
(vaudeville music) ? ? (chewing) (growling grumbles) (Pink Panther
theme vaudeville) ? ? (frustrated grumbles) HM? (groan) HM? (frustrated grumbles) (crashing noise) (birds chirping) (trumpeting laughter) (frustrated grumbles) (birds chirping) (confused grumbles) (frustrated yell) (angry yelling) (bell ringing) (vaudeville music) ? ? (trumpeting laughter) (woozy calliope) (trumpeting laughter) (crashing noises) (trolley bell ringing) (frustrated grumbles) (vaudeville music) ? ? (suspenseful music) (boing) (thud) (audience laughing) (cheers and applause) (laughing) (Pink Panther vaudeville) ? ?
CHAIRMAN: Dear Director, your request for more bases in which to conduct your experiments was reviewed with much reservation by our chairperson. Project Freelancer has been entrusted *weapon loading*
Project Freelancer has been entrusted *weapon loading*
with one of our military’s most valuable assets. with one of our military’s most valuable assets. *weapon loading* Oversight becomes a much more difficult process *metal scraping*
Oversight becomes a much more difficult process *metal scraping*
if your operations are not centralized. *metal scraping* Nonetheless, we have granted your request. However, we reserve the right to revoke this approval as we see fit. I sincerely hope this does not happen, and anticipate you will not give us an occasion to do so. WASHINGTON: *groans* NORTH: There you are! WASHINGTON: *groans* WASHINGTON: *grunts* NORTH: Slowly…slowly. WASHINGTON: How long was I out? NORTH: Only a few days this time. WASHINGTON: This time? NORTH: Yup, after they removed it. WASHINGTON: Removed it? *groans* NORTH: It’s gone. They’re gonna remove all of them. They started with you. SOUTH: Yeah, thanks asshole. The whole process is on hold now. WASHINGTON: What about Carolina? CAROLINA: I’m not giving them up! Just because he’s made a recalculation! You owe me this! DIRECTOR: Carolina, you are acting like a child. This is not about you, this is about the project. COUNSELLOR: You would be wise to listen to the director. Agent Texas has already attempted to steal Wyoming’s AI unit. If she were to come after you- CAROLINA: Then she would get more than she bargained for. NORTH: Carolina’s had it…kinda rough. The Director’s considering sending her to hunt down Texas. WASHINGTON: Hunt her down? SOUTH: She went rogue. Broke out of the facility in order to save her precious AI. Little later we found Wyoming. Apparently, she tried to steal his AI unit. Tried to get his equipment, too. NORTH: That hasn’t been proven. Besides, that doesn’t sound like her. SOUTH: How would YOU know? NORTH: Just trust me, I know, and believe me, if she had done it, there wouldn’t have been anything left of Wyoming to find. SOUTH: She’s not a fucking monster, North. WASHINGTON: You guys are giving me a headache. NORTH: Once they find Texas, they’ll bring her back. *Alarm blares* F.I.L.S.S.: Intruder Alert. Intruder Alert. Breach in security. Level 0. NORTH: Or, she’ll come back on her own. TEX: Great job, York. YORK: I swear this never happens to me. TEX: I’m sure you say that to all the ladies. YORK: Seriously, I’m way better at this than it seems. TEX: Look, we don’t have much time. *thump, electric sounds* I need you to find a way to distract them for me. Be careful. YORK: Gotcha. What about you? TEX: There’s someone I need to see. TUCKER: Let me get this straight: You guys built an enormous room, capable of creating realistic holographic simulations, but you couldn’t figure out how to walk across the canyon to capture our flag. GRIF: Actually, Lopez built it. TUCKER: Okay, now THAT I believe. SIMMONS: And, if you recall, we DID manage to capture your flag? So, y’know, suck it Blue! CABOOSE: Oh yeah? Well our team has the most kills! SARGE: Team kills don’t count, blue-tard! CABOOSE: You don’t make the rules! WASHINGTON: Technically, Project Freelancer makes the rules, and I say Blue Team gets to add my kill count to theirs. GRIF: Lame. CAROLINA: Listen up. We’ve got big news. CABOOSE: *gasps* You and Wash are taking your relationship to the next level. I knew it. The writing was all over the wall. EPSILON: No. We found the Director. CABOOSE: Church! You’re big again! What has she been feeding you? WASHINGTON: You know where the Director is hiding? CAROLINA: That’s right. EPSILON:He’s holed up in one of his off-site storage facilities, similar to the ones we’ve seen before. CAROLINA:But we have no idea what kind of modifications the Director may have made to the compound over the last few years. EPSILON: Or, if he has any sort of security with him. CAROLINA: Essentially, we need to be ready for anything. So, let’s go over the plan. TUCKER: What plan? EPSILON: The plan to take down the Director. GRIF: Uh, I though the plan was we help you FIND the Director? SIMMONS: Yeah, and now we found him! Good job everyone! Way to hustle out there! CAROLINA: The plan changed. WASHINGTON: So then what exactly IS the plan? CAROLINA: Infiltrate the facility, and neutralize all hostiles. GRIF: Right. What’s OUR plan, though? CAROLINA: That is your plan. I’m counting on all of you. GRIF: But you said we were the worst soldiers you’ve ever met! And you were right! You’re very perceptive! CAROLINA: Look, I just need enough time to make it to the Director. WASHINGTON: So then we’re just a distraction? CAROLINA: No. Wash, you’re on lock duty. I need you with me. CABOOSE: Um, we have to fight all the bad guys by ourselves? TUCKER: Fuck. That. WASHINGTON: Yeah, Carolina, maybe I should stick with the other- CAROLINA: Leave personnel decisions to me, Agent Washington. EPSILON: Look, will you guys quit complaining and do something for once? SARGE: Son, are you forgetting who SAVED your sorry ghost ass from the military? SIMMONS: Yeah, we almost died trying to find you! EPSILON: Oh boo-hoo, why don’t you come back when you’re on your second or third life? Then we’ll compare notes. GRIF: Wow. Fuck off, Blue. CAROLINA: Where do you think you’re going? GRIF: I’m going home. EPSILON: Oh that’s great, Grif! Y’know, we can always count on you to duck out when there’s work to do! SARGE: Well you can count me out, too! CAROLINA: What? SARGE: Don’t get me wrong, bustin’ into a military base on a rescue mission is a lotta fun! But I’m not gettin’ turned into Swiss cheese just so you the two of you can finish some personal vendetta! This ain’t our fight. SIMMONS: Took the words right out of my mouth, Sir. CAROLINA: Both of you, be quiet! TUCKER: Dude, this is bullshit. EPSILON: Tucker?! CAROLINA: Be quiet! That’s an order! TUCKER: Well guess what, psycho? I don’t take orders from you anymore! CAROLINA: Well, what about NOW? WASHINGTON: Don’t. Do that. CAROLINA: Wash, what are you doing? WASHINGTON: Protecting my friends. Now lower, the weapon. CAROLINA: You’re siding with them? EPSILON: Wash, I don’t understand! We found the Director! We can make him pay! This is what we wanted! WASHINGTON: All I want is for you to leave. I’ve already been responsible for enough of their problems in the past. And I’ll be damned before I let you cause any more. EPSILON: So that’s it? You’re just gonna turn your back on us? WASHINGTON: Epsilon, I know- EPSILON: No, no, you’re right! Y’know, I guess I should’ve seen that one coming! It’s not exactly like you’re new to the concept, is it? SARGE: That’s a little harsh. EPSILON: But you guys?! After all the shit you’ve put me through?! I really thought at least YOU would have my back! GRIF: Us?! What the hell did WE do?! EPSILON: You SHOT me through the head, you put a BOMB in my gut, you KILLED me with my own damn TANK! And that’s just how we MET! TUCKER: Church, calm down! What’s your problem?! EPSILON: YOU’RE my problem! You’ve ALWAYS been my problem! Each and every one of you, is *echoing* JUST A PROBLEM! *echoing* THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH! *echoing* ON A DAILY BASIS! EPSILON: Guys… EPSILON: Guys, uh, wait a minute. EPSILON: Caboose… CAROLINA: Forget it, Church. We don’t need them. WASHINGTON: I don’t know what’s gotten into you, Carolina. But you better figure out the difference between your enemies, and your friends. CABOOSE: Where am I? Oh, hey, that looks nice! Oh my God! A giant person! *metallic whoosh* *Rooster Teeth Outro*
[Music] Alpha: Okay, well, I just ran everything again, all calculations are up to date, taking into account standard delays for communication and response time. Our window looks good! Director: I agree. Alpha: Well, you should. I’m sure you’d make the same calculations I did, just… you know, more slowly. Director: Arrogance, is a rather unceboming trait, Alpha. Alpha: Are you seriously giving me a lecture on arrogance right now? Pbbt. Heads up, you got a visitor. Carolina: Director? Director: Log off. Alpha: Yeah yeah, way ahead of you bud. Director: Yes, Agent Carolina. Carolina: The team is ready sir. Director: Excellent. Let us begin. Agents, your mission today is by far the most important you’ve overtaken to date. As our number one, Carolina will be leading from the field. Carolina: Ok. Here’s what we have. As you may have heard, there is suspected insurrection activity in this area. Our intel says that members of the UNSC loyal to the insurrection have acquired a high level asset and are holding it in this secure location. It’s a 110 story building in the middle of an urban environment. Wyoming: What does security look like? Carolina: They have enough troops to fill up a 110 story building. Wyoming: So… that’s a lot of security. Carolina: We’re up to it. Our job is to infiltrate building, work our way up to the floor where the Sarcophagus is being held and secure it. North: The Sarcophagus. Director: That is what we are calling the primary objective. Carolina: But since this is a high level asset, we need to access to a key code to open the Sarcophagus. Wash: I’m guessing they don’t keep that just taped to the side. Carolina: It’s held by an official of the program who will be moving in a vehicle along the freeway beween inspection. That’s when we’ll hit the facility. We need to acquire both targets within minutes of each other. If we fail that, the remaining target will enter lock down and we miss our window. Director: We will not have another chance at this. Wash: So that means two teams. Carolina: Two teams. Team A will consist of me, Wash, and Maine. We will work infiltration on the package’s storage facility. York is still in the infirmary so Wash, you will have to pull lock picking duty. Wash: Um… Ok. Guess I’ll reread my field manual in the transport. York: Hey, don’t be so quick to give away my job. Wash: York? Carolina: I thought you were in the hospital? York: According to their records, I am. Carolina: How’s your eye? York: It’s ok. Docs are lettin’ me out tomorrow. Wash: Tomorrow huh? York: Look, I couldn’t let you guys have all the fun without me. Besides, you need someone to get you in. Wash: Listen, I’m happy to see him too, but this mission… I don’t know- Carolina: Hey. If York says he’s good, then he’s good. Wash: It’s your call boss. You’re good right? York: Ok, look. I said I was ok. Good might be over selling it a little- Director: It’s settled then. York will join Team A and get them in the facility. York: Thank you sir. Carolina: Transport will be two lightly equipped Pelican Dropships. Pilot: We’re rigged for fast running only people, no heavy armaments. Carolina: Team B will be North, Wyoming, and CT. You will act as recon for Team A and once we enter the building, you will disengage. to attack the target on the freeway. Carolina: North will lead Team B. North: Got it. CT: What about Agent South? Director: Agent South will not be accompanying you on this mission. CT: Hmm. I guess the world’s a tough place when you move down a rank. And where’s our new recruit? Will she be joining us? Director: That’s enough questions, Connecticut. CT: Notice he didn’t say no. Carolina: Team B should be simple. Stop the vehicle and grab the case. Team A, you have more of a challenge. Mainly the Sarcophagus is an unknown. Wash: How unknown are we talking? Carolina: Unknown in that we don’t know its size or its weight or its dimensions. We just know that it will have these markings somewhere on the exterior. North: I saw those same markings on the oil platform. Director: Correct. That facility created the primary objective. Wash: Do we know what’s inside it? Director: Yes, we know. CT: How do we know what’s in it, but not know how big it is? Sorry sir. Carolina: We have a job to do people. Let’s do it right and come home safe. Director: That is all. You are dismissed. [Everyone]
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Jackets Sweaters and one more sweater so that these sweaters don’t feel cold because no matter where you are going, you should always be prepared for Antarctica (lol true that) Taking along some homemade snacks (of course) “Son did you keep your underwear?” YES MOM I’m making a vlog here. (xD) “And take this along for your aunt.” “What?” (um okay) Cooker? (everlasting problem with packing smh) (the ultimate solution of crunching packed stuff) So travelling abroad means enjoyment exploring, and- Oh its nothing. People go abroad just to get some good pictures clicked. (duh) Its about to be 2. Do you think anyone here is in a mood to dance? Do people drink these (insanely) expensive drinks? (HOLY SMOKES WOW) (lmao accurate af) (feeling fancy with 1.36 million others) It’s apple juice you dirty minded people (:P) Ma’am so are you feeling going to America? “It’s feeling awesome how should I express it Meaning YouTube has called us such nice arrangement has been done-” Dude I’m least affected (lol) So guys we’ve reached Dubai where we have a 2 hour long layover after which our flight will head to New York which is about to be 13-14 hours long (damn) It is 6:30 in the morning and dessert is being served as breakfast Its free. And amazing. (fair enough) So the miser behavior had started before even reaching there. So here we get glass glasses (opposed to steel glasses) which is only taken out for important people at home so this is my first time with this. (relatable) This is Bisleri for rich people. And if you wish to burp the entire day here is carbonated water And this free stuff which is going straight to home. And bro this towel is giving off steam (is it angry?) Others were putting it on their faces so I did the same as well don’t know what it is (observational learning) When will we reach? “Still 8 hours to go” Let them charge 100-200 extra but just land the plane already (lol) “Since so long-” “Yeah someone please drop him off here in Tunisia itself” And Gregory from the Emirates staff gifted us a cool handmade sketch (that’s amazing!) Mister Abhyudaya, keeping his horniness intact is watching ‘Stree’ (=woman) on flight as well. “What did you say?” Pfft. Horny. So we have finally reached New York But did you check the washroom first? (THE UNIMAGINABLE HORROR) Yeah let’s go and check. Its not there duuude (the beloved fountain of water has been ‘siphon’ed off. HAHA) Dude we have to stay here for 8 days. (happiness has been ‘siphon’ed off. imma stop) Where are you? (Atlantis? Under the sea?) Baby where are you? I have no intentions of sketching while taking a dump. Why the hell is this even here? Nothing gets cleaned with this But am I going to give up so soon? Yo! What is this thing? Oh sorry. Squirt…gun? Finally found the solution!! So this great person has bought the instrument used for watering the plants They have given such a long pipe that water you use will reach from across a village (lmfao) Are you going to take it till my room lol? The water is getting stuck here itself. There must be instructions on this. Read those first. What is written on this? (SO NEAT AND CLEAR) WOW. Really, really amazing instructions are written there. (SqUiRt GuN dOiNg ThE jOb) ~oh no, I have been fooled~ So now we are about to go to the famous Times Square where there are only, ads? Meaning people pay so much to come here and see ads? Ad, ad, ad, ad ad, the entire building is covered in ads Subscribe to Slayy Point Ad If this were in India the entire thing would be covered with Oppo and Vivo ads Here also all this (Tik Tok) is going on so it’s time to get away from here (lol) We had arrived here to get our photos clicked but people handed us their cameras instead to click their pictures. And when we are clicking photos so they are standing beside us in the photos like this so their faces are visible in it We have clicked others more than ourselves I can do this as well. Have you looked at your face? ~amazing rendition of Lamberghini~ My room says ‘Mr.’ Kawale and mine says ‘Ms.’ Mohan (lmao swap) Today is our first day in New York literally. Where did Abhyudaya disappear to? What happened? There is some magic in the air here (less pollution maybe?) Nothing its the same ol’ pollution (lol hypothesis rejected) Get aside. Look at my face and this will have two slices of pizza Hey! If cos is here then where is the sin? (he’s probably getting a tan lol) (me when I see maths anywhere) *maths students laughing* So we are in YouTube bus right now Don’t know where they are taking us some museum they were saying There are a lot of creators here And we out of the blue saw Ashish Chanchlani on a family vacation Those who wanted us to collab with him Here, its done 🙂 So we have arrived at the museum. Yay! Yay! And we don’t even know the name of the museum His…- “Nose has been chopped off” (=losing one’s respect) Even his son must be a YouTuber (fire alert) Have some shame you commenting people you guys keep messing up my name people here have written it correctly Where have these YouTube people brought us? So Slayy Point is no longer family friendly after this museum visit Close your eyes Smile I’m taking your picture (sure ’bout that?) Yeah, You’re looking amazing Now that we are here lets learn some AmERiCaN AcCeNt so that we can show off in India the moment we speak something Spray some mouth freshener on the screen first (LMAOO) This entire advanced course is just for the alphabet ‘T’? (I mean down to the T) Like this it will take us 26 trips just to get the accent right Let it be. Hi we’ll talk like this only. And then we spent 3 days in YouTube Space New York where we weren’t allowed to shoot more than this So now, moving ahead (oh dear siphon) The poor guy is unable to move on from the break up Oh no wait. He HAS moved on. So right now we’re here and going to this building the World Trade Centre On the top of this is the Best view in the world Is it better than my balcony? I don’t think the view is good without some pigeon poop on balcony Wait wait wait why are you closing it bro? This was supposed to happen. You’re our friend. Don’t thank us like this (lol) Oh who left Ambani’s house here? And staying true to our photographer duties On the top of that, Abhyudaya has taken this job quite seriously Yeah sit down the photo will be good. Sit sit sit sit no. Sit. (OMG DON’T) You A-hole Learn something from him. Oh he’s not sitting on that. So the view is good but we don’t know what to do next We also clicked photos in 10 minutes But since its 80 dollars for the ticket so we are trying to salvage it. (of course) Look there. That’s how Instagram stories are made. So we’ll just sit here idly for 3-4 hours till we feel it is worth the money One hour has passed away. “Yeah yeah we’re leaving.” “Oh Yeah yeah sure.” “Sorry” “Actually we wanted to go to the washroom” They don’t allow you to camp for the day. So here there is a queue to get clicked with the bull’s…area. The behind of a bull Yeah yeah go ahead and pose. Yeah go touch it (desperately trying to keep subtitles PG 13) *voice over* These tomatoes are well-ripened. (LMFAOO TOMATO) No not this one the stock isn’t good this time (ROFL pun intended?) Dad dad look! I’m Bahubali! (bahu-bull-y? bahu-ball-i? XD) Hey uncle move aside things can’t be hidden even if you try This photo is a secret between us. Mom should not know about this. (*dying of laughter*) I don’t understand humans at times. Otherwise they’ll keep saying ew ew ew but they’ll get clicked with all this stuff (pretty ballsy of them) They’ll come here from lakhs of kilometres away for this. To see this. This is why aliens don’t visit us so that humans don’t grab them by the balls (LMAO) China Chale(t)? (chale=let’s go) Let’s go. So our faces are completely swollen I don’t know what I am going to vlog and what you’ll comprehend but here is the famous Brooklyn Bridge (nine-nine) This is such a long bridge and we’ve decided to walk till the end in this chilly winter where even gloves aren’t enough As you can see our noses are completely red (Rudolph. Rings a bell?) Faces are also swollen. But mostly people come here because the New York sky line looks amazing from here as you can see. “It’s amazing” My nose goddamn Yesterday, it was 15 degrees celcius and today it is suddenly zero Tomorrow again they’re saying it will be warm Can’t understand anything about here. Nothing at all. Even Mumbai is better than this. It is warm throughout the year “It would be better to sweat in Mumbai” Dude no matter how developed the place is lovers will never develop Some breakups might have happened over the handwriting This guy is okay with any person Bro you just spoiled our nation’s name (scribblers) “Its so cold.” “Very cold” (WATCH OUT. WTF BIKE DUDE) Finally we’ve reached the end of the bridge guys! Everything is so damn cold here! Don’t try to be all fashionable here wear that. “Sorry mom” So let’s bathe! (Shower. Age: 5+) No I mean, who the hell is this shower meant for? Do I bathe while doing squats? So today we are going to do a lot of shopping But only of those things that are cheaper than in India! Convert this to rupees. 20 dollars. Look it up on Amazon as well. Hello mom, how much does this cost in Big Bazaar? Really? Okay then, cancel. (Thank you, next) Its 10 rupees cheaper in Big Bazaar. (lol) They know from the Marvel movies that Spiderman comes from Queens. That’s all I know about Queens. “What do you know about Queens?” “The name is good” “The name is good. And?” “The place is good” “WOW. Give her job in Make My Trip already.” Are you injured? Don’t go to the hospital! Contact these two baldies! (If they are watching, issa joke) He definitely looks like he can cure me. Get thousands of pictures clicked so that everyone thinks we are on a year long vacation That is the vibe to be given bro. INFLUENCER! Go abroad once, post pictures for the entire year to appear wealthy “UGH Stop saying all the schemes out loud for people to know idiot” “What are you looking at?” “Brother?” “Listen to me brother.” “Brooo” “Uncle?” “Grandpa?” “C’mon I’m sorry” “How could’ve I known that you like strawberry-flavored tobacco?” “All this is not available in our place” “Go. Show this attitude to someone else. Go” Dude. This is the owner (*founder) of Adidas. (Adi Dassler, kids, take notes) “Bro, please give discount. Please.” (lmao okay) *The last video had one million views* (collective facepalm) The Ninja technique to try & sell used dirty shoes. We had ordered one pizza. and they’ve sent it for the entire hotel. Hello neighbors? Does anyone want a slice? Take it! Looks like we’ll have to eat this for breakfats as well. Dude! Why did you wear white as well man… “You go and change. I’m not doing-” “Hey, this is not even London. You go change. Go.” And now people think we are twinning. (lol obviously) #CRINGE (#mood) But after coming here we came to know that those rich Mumbai girls were just making a fool of us by using that American accent dude *imitation* “Issokay yaaa” “C’mon yaaa” No one is even speaking like that here. But today is the last day. And budget is less. So that’s why we took free ferry which shows the Statue of Liberty from a little far away because the one that goes near is expensive and we don’t have the budget So what does our low budget public say? “How are you?” “All good?” “Having too much Pudin Hara (green color tablet) huh?” “Oh lower your arm or it will start aching” “madam?” Told my mom we are in a boat so: *Keep your phone carefully on boat* That’s all what mom had to say. Since one week all we had was milkshake, burger fries and that too with kidney beans god knows why. He is taking me towards their gang. I’m sorry. There is an army of pigeons which murders people by drawing them near *this guy is off his rocker* Stay cautious, stay alert This is Pigeon Patrol (like Crime Patrol) Jai Kabootar (Hail Pigeons) Bird fly! Fly! Bird fly! (recalcitrant bird lol) (LMFAO THE GLASSES THUG LIFE) Things for the maintenance of curly hair Everything is so amazing here! Everything is available. I’m confused about what to and what not to buy. So people here call this season the fall season because all the trees here start shedding leaves (so leaf fall down) So many leaves! So after running for 50 meters we have done a lot of workout My jeans are slipping I’ve grown so thin (me 5 mins into exercise) Show the abs. Those girls are here. So then show the abs right now no. No duude. I don’t think I should distract them. “DISTRACT?” Here people also come to play crude cricket which is baseball. Cover drive! Oh good lord. Players like these pick the balls from the gutter at our place. Cricket is better! (whoopsies rundundundun) *Back to home* So overall, the amount of sorry and thank you I’ve heard here in this trip I haven’t heard that much in my life “never in the entire life” People even say that people here are rude because they are always in a hurry. It’s nothing like that. It is almost like Mumbai everyone is in a hurry, everyone has stuff to do- “No one follows the traffic rules” “Yeah” Duude every time the same joke!! stop Keep crying babies in the upward- No sorry. keep the luggage in the overhead cabin This madam is walking around the plane like in a mall. SECURITY! If you try to pull off a ‘Selfie Maine Le Li Aaj’ (an irritating song) then even the crew won’t be able to help you. The bathroom has a camera The kid has been fooled by giving him a lens instead of window seat “Mom why am I seeing baldies instead of cloudies?” Orange juice Pepsi! Oh this one has Bhaang (drink made from marij*ana) coming out of it! (DUDE COME ON) What the hell are you searching here dude? “Mia. Drake’s song.” “Mia Mia…you’ve heard it right?” So today I’ve booked a window seat! (FANTASTIC BLINDING VIEW) Refund it. I haven’t even paid for this but still refund. (OH GOD CRYING BABIES ON BOARD) (me when I see babies on plane) ~Padharo Mhaare Des~ (visit our nation) So guys don’t forget to like this video And we’ll see you guys in the next one. Subscribe to Slayy Point. (lmao home water is the best water) Drank it to my fill. Now we’ll reuse it. (lol)
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from me. Yours truly, Mahatalli. Rs. 50,000?
That is too much! We are only having a New Year party,
not some wedding that you’d charge Rs. 50,000. Please, talk to your boss
and grant me some discount. There is no way I can raise Rs. 50,000.
– What’s the matter? You seem disturbed. I’m planning on organizing
a New Year party but not one event organizer
would fit in our budget. Forget about the budget.
Just make the event grand. How? By paying from my own pocket? All the residents in these apartments
are misers. Being the President of India
is easier than being the President of these apartments. To top it, there is this Mrs. Complaints. With her around, I don’t want
to organize any meeting. You know, I just met Ms. Padma.
– How many times in a day do you meet Ms. Padma? Hear me out.
Mrs. Complaints is away on a vacation! Is it? She won’t attend the meeting?
– No, she won’t. Ramulu..
– Yes, sir? Inform all residents to attend the meeting at 6PM
to discuss about the New Year party. Don’t you remember how the previous meeting went?
Residents would beat me if I ask them to attend another meeting. She is out of town.
– Is it? Cool! I’ll ask everyone to attend the meeting. Greetings, sir.
– Hey, Ramulu. Come on in. Want some tea?
– No, thank you, sir. There is a meeting at 6PM. I won’t be attending it.
All ill-mannered people attend the meeting. Ill-mannered people are out of town.
– So, that lady won’t be attending? No, she won’t.
– Cool! I’ll attend the meeting then. When does the meeting begin?
– At 6PM. – Nice. Ma’am, there is a meeting at 6PM.
– I won’t be attending. Why not?
– Tommy was ridiculed at the previous meeting. But, that lady is out of town.
– I’ll attend then. By the way, Tommy pooed there. Do clean it.
– ‘Screw my life!’ Sure. Mr Nikhil..
– Nikhil? My bad. Nikhil vacated this place.
What is your name again, sir? Emmanuel.
– Whatever! There is a meeting at 6PM. Meeting?
It’s been hardly a week since I moved in. Neither did anyone spot me boozing
or smoking in these apartments. Why else am I being called for the meeting?
– You are over thinking. This meeting is only to discuss about the New Year party.
– About New Year party? That’s lovely! When is the meeting again?
– At 6PM. ‘Be glad, Mrs. Complaints
is out of town.’ What’s up?
– How come there is loud music? Because Mrs. Complaints is out of town.
– So, even you know it? Yeah! It’s been ages since I danced
to loud music at my place. This feels so good! Anyway, there is a meeting at 6.
Ask your dad to attend it. I didn’t hear you.
– There is a meeting at 6. I still didn’t hear you.
– Meeting! At 6! Your dad should attend! He won’t be attending.
– Tell him that lady is out of town. Right!
Then he’ll be attending. ‘I’ve a lot of work to do.’ Did you move in recently? – Yes.
– Liking this place? – Yes, sir. Ramulu, Mrs. Complaints isn’t coming.
So, remove that extra chair. No! Keep it there!
Let’s just enjoy her absence. ‘I didn’t get it.’ Let’s ring in the New Year with a grand party.
I’ve decided to rope in event managers for it. So, if each of you
shell out Rs, 2,000 for it food and drinks can be arranged
and also the entire building can be decked up. Rs. 2,000! ‘I’ve plans to celebrate
New Year with friends!’ ‘I told you, didn’t I,
that each one of them is a miser.’ For Diwali, you tried to scam us
to organize your daughter’s wedding. Now, for New Year, you want to scam us
and throw your daughter’s reception party? Why do you keep a close tab
on up coming events in my life? And I can’t care less
if you think I’m a scamster. Don’t you think Rs. 2000 per head is too much?
– That is the least possible amount per head. Sir, I’m going to Goa for New Year with friends. So..
– Why don’t you people ever participate in anything? Oh, Lord! You said she was out of town.
– I thought the same, sir. Mr Jones, you called for this meeting
only because I’m away, didn’t you? You just arrived and have started complaining already?
– Get over it. How can you call for a meeting
without informing me? Don’t you want everyone to attend the meeting?
– You mean we should cancel the meeting because you’re away? I wanted to inform you,
but I was told you’re on a vacation. You were supposed to go on a vacation, right?
– I was. But, a crap movie was being played on the bus’s TV.
I complained to the driver to change the movie but he paid no heed.
So, I then complained to the travel agency. But the agency didn’t care either. So, I then
lodged a complaint in the consumer forum and came back home. What if the consumer forum also pays no heed?
– Mr Jones, I suggest you create a Whatsapp group. What for? We already have one.
– What! Who is the group’s admin?
– He is. – You too are in the group? That Whatsapp group can’t do without me.
All residents give me instructions through that group. This is not cool, Mr Jones.
You can’t boycott me from the apartment affairs. Being the president, you’ve to manage things better.
– You couldn’t even manage your own vacation and you ask me to manage
the apartments better? Also, managing the apartment affairs isn’t easy.
You’ve no idea how tough it is. Resign if it is so tough.
I can manage these apartments. Before that, try managing your family.
I saw your son practising smoke rings. I told you already. My son is like Lord Ram.
I know about him better than you do. I’m not getting the respect I deserve. Mr Jones, I call for elections. Right now, right here.
It’ll be you versus me. All these people here would decide
who’d be the next president. ‘I’d rather stay clear from this.’
Who in the world is honking so loud! Each of you, cast your vote.
– ‘I want her to know how tough it is to be the president.’ My vote goes to you.
– In that case, even my vote goes to you. ‘If she’s the president, she can’t complain about Tommy.’
My vote goes to you. ‘You bombard the president with your complaints.
Now, I’ll bombard you with my complaints.’ My vote goes to you. ‘There must be some reason
why they all voted for her.’ Even my vote goes to you.
– Won’t you vote for me? I haven’t been issed the Voter ID yet.
– Since I won unanimously I accept being the next president
with utmost humility. Since, the New Year party
is the first event under my presidency I decided to make it a grand affair.
Many people, including me, believe that whatever happens on the New Year’s eve,
happens for the rest of the year. To make our New Year’s party grand
here I present to you, my event manager. Come on in, Satya. So, you’re the event manager? Cool.
Ramulu, get him a chair. Get me a chair. I’m Satya, and I’m a master.
– A master! At which school? Master is not a school teacher.
Master is a degree done after graduation. That is masters, not master. Master is a title used to address a man.
Mrs. Padma told me this. Perhaps Mrs. Padma was talking about ‘Mister’.
– ‘Mister’? Isn’t that the name of a movie? ‘Oh my goodness!’
– Cut it, everyone! You’re embarrassing me. So, what sort of a master are you?
– You will know. We want to throw a grand New Year party.
So, I want you to.. Why not? Ours is the best event management
firm in the city. New Year’s party is cake walk for us. What sort of events did you organize before?
– Magic shows, circuses, dramas.. So, you mean, you don’t have experience
to pull off smaller events. You all along have been arranging smaller events.
Did that experience of yours ever come handy? Never! A small time con artist may not pull off big heists
but a successful con artist can pull off smaller heists with ease. ‘What he says makes sense.
But why that reference of con artists?’ I don’t care how you plan the event
as long as Tommy doesn’t get disturbed. Last time, crackers were burst and so,
Tommy couldn’t sleep. Who is Tommy? A dog?
– He is not a dog. He is Tommy. Is Tommy a dog?
– No! Tommy is Tommy. Okay. I get it.
Don’t worry, ma’am. Our event management firm ensures that dogs..
I mean pets, are also given priority. So, we arrange a party for pets.
– What party? Away from people, an exclusive party
for Tommy and friends will be arranged. Wow! An exclusive party for Tommy?
– Yeah! But, we’ll charge extra for that. No problem! I was worried Tommy was becoming lonely.
This party will be a good place for him to socialize. Will there be a loud speaker playing music?
– Those days are long gone. We’ll hire a DJ and we’ll have a dance floor.
– My daughter can finally put her dance practice to use. Is your daughter a dancer?
– Yes, she is. Ask her to doll up for the party.
I’ll even get smoke machines for her dance performance. Not needed. Her son would make a good smoke machine.
– Why are you so jealous of my son? Don’t spread rumours against college going kids.
– By college, I’m reminded of something. Did your son clear his backlogs yet?
– How can he? The loud music your daughter plays
is disturbing him from focusing. To study elsewhere, he’s going out everyday.
– That’s very true. What do you mean that’s very true..
– Had you known how many cigarettes he smokes.. Don’t worry, ma’am. I’ll organize
a special student friendly workshop for your son which will give him hope
to clear backlogs in the New Year. Please, organize that.
I don’t mind the extra charges. You look like a gentleman.
I need some help this New Year too. How may I help?
– I’ve been planning on buying my wife a silk saree. But, I’m not finding time for that..
– You didn’t buy her yet? No, I didn’t. – So sad!
– I’ll arrange for a saree shop. Kanchi, Banaras, Mangalgiri etc would be available.
The stall charges are on the house. Now, this is lovely idea! Thank you.
– You are welcome. How about we invite all our relatives
and friends. What do you say? I’d say no. Each time you invite
your relatives and see to it only they win all prizes. What do you mean?
Didn’t you win the 2nd prize in Musical Chairs? I deserved to get the 1st prize,
but you only gave me the 2nd prize. You also won a prize in Tambola.
– Hold on, hold on. Since we’re planning on a grand New Year’s party,
why not we invite a celebrity guest? What do you say? I approve of this idea.
And outsiders are strictly not allowed. Celebrity? How about the Megastar?
– Megastar? You mean Mr Chiranjeevi. Wow! That would be amazing!
– It’d be lovely! We’ll ask Mr Chiranjeevi to be the judge.
Only then will the truly deserving ones win. Absolutely! I’ll have a word with him.
You all are okay with it, right? I thought about celebrating the New Year in Goa.
But, you’ve planned a grand party right here and are also inviting the Megastar.
– Are you a bachelor? Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered.
– Thank you so much! Master, what about me?
– You’ll be treated to a sumptious buffet soft drinks, juices, snacks
and even a live barbeque counter. And, there’ll be sky shots sharp at 12 mid night.
– I didn’t understand a word. But, it sounds exciting. By sky shots, does he mean fire crackers?
– Excatly, ma’am. I’m all game for sky shots.
Forget the sky, the shots Mr Jones brought for Diwali didn’t even light up the ground.
– ‘This lady is hell bent on humiliating me.’ Don’t worry. I guarantee you
that this party would become the talk of the town. I totally trust you.
– How much do we have to spend for all this? Your pockets aren’t deep enough to pay
for the Megastar. So, I’ll do something about it. So, the total cost would be Rs. 1,00,000.
– See! He quoted way more what I quoted. Let it be grand!
New Year’s eve comes just once a year. Every festival comes just once a year.
– Hell with your comebacks! But, since I personally know him,
Satya would try and cut down on the costs. Sure. I’ll give you the best possible deal.
– See! That’s the magic of my presidency. But, I’ve a condition. I want the money to be paid
upfront as there are a lot of things to be taken care. That’s no problem at all.
Mr Jones, transfer Rs. 1,00,000 to him from Corpus fund. He can do it later.
– Nevermind. He’ll do it now. Do return back any amount saved from that money
and don’t forget the education worskshop. Hurry up Mr Jones.
– I am. Tell me your number. Check if you received the payment.
– Yes, I did. Thank you.. I’ll keep calling you. Do keep me posted.
– Anytime. He is a humble lad.
– See you. I can’t wait for the New Year’s party.
I’m too excited! Are you not? Even I’m excited,
mainly about the saree stall. Even I’m excited about my daughter
getting to perform before the Megastar. Seeing the Megastar up close would be unbelievable.
– This is what you call a well planned party, Mr Jones. I hope you’d grace the party.
– Yeah, I will. That is what you call as sky shots.
Look how beautiful they are. Just that those are the sky shots
of the opposite apartments. Don’t be upset. I’m sure Satya is on the way.
That’s why he isn’t answering our calls. Just wait. Our sky shots would be better than those.
– Wait till next year, you mean? See! This is the magic of your presidency.
Honey, don’t come down. There is no party here. Mr Jones, keep your jibes to yourself.
Bringing Mr Chiranjeevi here would surely take some time. Do you still believe Mr Chiranjeevi would be here?
– I’m being optimistic. Now that explains a lot about this mess. Whatever happens on the New Year’s eve,
would happen for the rest of the year. We’ve been fooled on the New Year’s eve.
Wonder what would happen for the rest of the year. How do I face Tommy?
He was so excited about meeting his friends. Give me some rest from your dog talk.
– He is not a dog, he is Tommy. Like anyone cares. Ma’am, you’ve just received a letter. I was promised we’d have a buffet
with a huge spread of delicacies. I don’t see any of that around me.
Do I have to starve tonight? Ramulu, you won’t have to starve.
Satya will be on the way with the dinner. Oh, cut it! ‘I didn’t fool anyone.
I just gave a chance to the fools to get fooled.’ I knew something like this was going to happen.
– Why not we all share the loss? After all, we all are neighbours..
– What an optimist you are. W-Well, I’m.. It is pointless talking to her! So, how did you like
their New Year meeting? How did you like it?
– I loved it! If you too loved it, give it a like
and leave a comment in the comment section below. And, we collaborated with ‘Bluff Master’.
Satya, here, is the new bluff master in the town. Thank you so much for collaborating with us.
And, I think you’re super sweet, super cute and.. And, is there anything
you’d want to tell to our viewers? It was really great
working with Mahathalli and team. Every one is so sweet,
including you, who is behind the camera. ‘Bluff Master’ would be out on the 28th.
Please do watch as we’ve made a really good movie.
The trailer is out and it’s been received well. Do watch the film as we worked
really hard to make a good film. I’m not bluffing you.
I mean it. Thank you and I wish you all the best.
– Thank you so much, Mahathalli. Before you go, don’t forget to..
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