RWBY Chibi! Neptune: Huh? [sniffing] Neptune: Hm? Wait! Sun: What? Neptune: My crime sense is going off. Sun: HERE?! Neptune: Ooh yeah. Neptune: Ooh it’s happenin’! Sun: Okay, okay, what is it? Sun: Who’s involved, what kind of homicide is it? Sun: Double? Triple? [Sun gasps] Sun (in a deeper tone): Quadruple? Neptune: NO, IT’S NOT THAT EASY! Neptune: C’mon! Put my mustache on my face, c’mon. Go, go go go. Sun: Yeah, oka- I know! Wel- yeah- I can’t find it if you keep squirming! Neptune: You know the process! Neptune: You want me to lose this lead? Sun: NO! I’ll figure it out! Sun: Oh! Here! Neptune: I’ve got it!
Roman & Neo: [ ! ] [grating sound] Neptune: There’s no way that was up to code. Neptune: This one’s on me. Yang: Man, remember the dance we had last semester? Yang: That was SO much fun. Pyrrha: It was a wonderful evening. Yang: Yeah! Jaune wore a dress and you guys all did that AWESOME dance together. Yang: You guys were SO in sync. Yang: Team JNPR must REALLY have their act together. Yang: ’cause there’s no WAY we’d be able to improvise something on the spot just like that. [Pyrrha laughs] Pyrrha: Right! Super… Pyrrha: Spontaneous… [Shine plays in the background] Ren: STOP! [Pyrrha whines] Ren: Pyrrha. Pyrrha: Huh? Ren: You know I love you. Ren: But kick-step, kick-step, body-roll… Ren: …IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! Pyrrha: I… Ren: IT’S KICK-STEP, KICK-STEP, BODY-ROLL! Jaune: Gah, I can’t work like this! Ren: And where do you think YOU’RE going? Jaune: ANYWHERE BUT HERE! Ren: OH NO YOU DON’T! Ren: YOU AND I HAVE A FITTING TO GO TO AFTER THIS! Ren: YOU HAVEN’T LOST THOSE SEVEN POUNDS, HAVE YOU?! Jaune: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT! Ren: I KNOW THERE’S AN EMPTY BAG OF CHIPS UNDER YOUR BED! [Jaune whines] [Nora cries.] Pyrrha: Yeah, Pyrrha: We’re just… really good friends! [bubbling sound] [squeaky sounds] Nora: [smug laughter] Nora: Hey, Ruby! Ruby: AH! Oh, uh, hey Nora. Nora: Would you mind… Nora: Grabbing those coffee beans for me? Ruby: Sure! Nora: Thanks! Uh.. Nora: Alright! Nora: Why don’t you just pop those bad boys in the coffee maker? Ruby: Uh, okay! [coffee beans hitting glass] Nora: Lookin’ gooood. Nora: Now, how about a little water? Those beans look thirsty. [Ruby hmms] [rattling of pot being moved] [water filling pot] [more water noises] Nora [excited]: Guess all that’s left is to plug the sucker in and turn it on! Ruby: [vague suspicion ‘mm’ ] Nora: Mind pouring me a cup, pal? Ren: Wait! Ruby: Ren, Nora’s being weird. Ren: Nora can’t have caffeine, she has too much energy already. Ren: I told her she couldn’t make coffee anymore. Ren: So instead she’s having you do it. Ruby: Huh. Uh, that’s some bad logic, Ren. This one’s on you. Ren: This one? Ruby: Oh yeah, she drank all the coffee already. [Ren gasps] Ren: Nora! Stay with us! Ruby: We’re losing heeeerrrrrr! Ren (echoing): Nora… Nora… Nora… (echoing) Nora!… Nora!… Nora!… Nora!… Sam: Guys, why are you looking at me funny? I’m totally fine, seriously! Kerry: Annd cut! Great job, Sam! Miles: Uh yeah, ok cool, let’s take 5 and we’ll get back to it. Sam: Sounds great! [Nora gasps] Nora: OH, thank goodness! THAT. WAS. CRAZY! Nora: I think I just traveled through a bunch of parallel universes. It was so weird! Did you guys see any of that?! Ren [with Ruby’s Voice]: Nope! That does sound pretty crazy though. Zwei [With Jaune’s voice]: You doing ok Nora? Nora: Uhhhhhwha? [BEEP] Ruby: Click Here (), if you wanna watch some stuff with us on it! ‘Cuz you know, more us, duh! We’re awesome! [Rooster Teeth Animation Outro]
“RWBY Chibi!” Ruby: “Open up jar! Release my tasty pickles!” Sun: “Need some help?” Ruby: *sigh* “Fine.” Ruby: “But only ’cause I’m starving.” Sun: “Let me show you how a real man handles this!” Sun: “Whoo… They sure make the lids tight on these plastic jars.” Ruby: “Aww… I guess that means no pickles for me.” Sun: “Why don’t we ask Yang for help?” Ruby: “NO! You NEVER ask Yang for help with jars!” Sun: “Why not?” Yang: “My big sister sense is tingling! What’s that? A jar of pickles?” Ruby: “Uh… No! Who said anything about pickles? I don’t want any pickles.” Sun: “But you said you were starving!” Yang: “I knew it!” Yang: “You dare to make my baby sister hungry?” Yang: “You’re going down- jar!” Ruby: “Oh no…” Sun: “Uh…” Yang: “Face… My… FURY!” *Yang fires Ember Celica* Yang: “Here you go, sis!” “All you had to do was ask.” Ruby: “Yeah… thanks.” Yang: “Oh… you just don’t know when to quit, do you?” Ruby: “RUN!” Sun: “AHH!” ♪Evil Music♪ Cinder: “Muwahaha!” “My evil plans are all coming together…” “Now we just have to make sure no one discovers who we really are.” Emerald: “Then… maybe we shouldn’t have the evil plans out in the open… like that?” Cinder: “It’s fiiiine.” Ruby: “Helloooo new friends!” Cinder: “NOT EVIL!” Ruby: “Uh, what?” Cinder: “Nothing! What do you want?” Ruby: “We came to invite you to our BFF party…” “…in which we invite new people we barely know to become our BFFs!” Emerald: “Of course you do.” Nora: “Hey, what’s this?” Cinder: “Get away from there!” “It’s… nothing.” Nora: “Really? ‘Cause it kind of looks like some sort of elaborate scheme…” Cinder: “Well… it’s not evil.” “…If that’s what you’re thinking.” Ruby: “Then, uh… What is it?” Cinder: “It’s a… recipe! For a cake!” “For charity!” “For… uh…” Emerald: “…Kittens?” Ruby: “That… sounds… Ruby: “Amazing!” Nora: “Kitten Charity!” Ruby: “I knew you guys were BFF material!” Ruby: “Oh, you’re so nice! Nora: “And TOTALLY not evil!” Mercury: “What up evil dudes?” Mercury: “Got the ‘Kitten Killer 9000’ up and ready to-” Mercury: “Okay…” *Mercury slowly backs away and leaves the room…* Ruby: “Anyway… see you later, besties!” *Bouncing noises* Emerald: “They’re messing with us right?” Weiss: “What are you doing?” Ruby: “Just making a cake.” Weiss: “Yourself? Weiss: That’s ridiculous. Why don’t you just have your cake butler bring you one? Ruby: “Cake Butler?” Weiss: “Uh… yes! The Butler in charge of cakes?” “Of all the butlers, I like him the best. Weiss: “You do have one, don’t you?” “We had four back at Atlas.” Ruby: *sighs* “Can you just watch my cake for a minute?” “I’ll be right back.” Weiss: “I don’t really DO the whole cooking thing.” “Actually, I don’t really spend much time in the ‘food room’ at all.” Ruby: “It’s called a kitchen, Weiss.” “Just watch the oven.” Weiss: “Alright oven, don’t start any trouble and there won’t be any trouble.” “Hmm… I wonder what all these buttons do?” Ruby:”Ah!” *Fire alarm beeping* Weiss: “Run away! Run away from the fire!” “Ugh…” Ruby: “I was only gone for 5 minutes!” “What happened?!” Weiss: “Since when are drapes flammable?” Ruby: “Since ALWAYS, Weiss!” “Drapes have always been flammable!” Ruby: “Good bye, my delicious friend.” “You never had a chance…” Weiss: “I warned you Ruby, this really is your fault if you think about it.” Ruby: “At least help me clean up this mess!” Weiss: “What exactly do you mean by ‘clean up’?” Weiss: “AH! Ruby: “Ask your cake butler.” Weiss: “Ah!” Ruby: “Click ‘here’ if you want to wear some stuff with us on it, and click ‘here’ if you want to watch some stuff with us on it!” “‘Cause, you know… more us! Duh! We’re awesome!