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Steve Austin Tries Fancy Cocktails For The First Time

February 7, 2020


– Have you ever tried to
have sex on the beach? With all that sand gettin’
in all the crevices, all that other bullshit, sex on the beach sucks. Cut. Next drink. See, this is like one of those
bullshit drinks right here. I’m not sure what the (bleep) this is, I’m about to find out. Oh boy. Is that vodka and Kahlua? I have no idea. It tastes like sugary dog shit. A birthday-tini, that’s appropriate. Happy birthday to whoever
the hell made this drink, but it’s not my birthday
so I will not finish it. Please bring me my next beverage. Is this, would this be a cosmopolitan? It’s not a bad drink, I’m quite enjoying it and I’m gonna finish it off. I’m gonna give it a thumbs up. I love alcohol. I’m gonna give it a taste. That’s gotta be a green appletini. (sighing) Apples are good for ya, so an appletini a day probably
would keep the doctor away and that’s taken from an
alcoholic stand point of view. I’m done with this drink, I would like another please. Thank you. This is finally the sex on the beach. This is finally the sex on the beach. I’ve always heard about
this illustrious cocktail. Not a fan. Next drink. God damn, you might as
well pour the rest of it. I would call this give me one
of those red piles of shit. Oh a Jolly Rancher shot. These are the kinda drinks
that just piss you off. A little son of a bitch like this you could put it in a frilly glass and put a couple umbrellas in there, probably set you back 10 bucks. For what? A case of sugar diabetes and no buzz? (bleep) that drink. Now if ya’ll ain’t got
nothing else for me to drink, I’m a haul ass. No I’m serious, I’m about to haul ass, If ya’ll don’t have no better
shit than this to drink. Oh he does. Please bartender. Now that’s a tasty beverage.

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100 Comments

  • Reply Pyro Head January 8, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    1:33 Me every day getting my lunch at school and they give me this little itty bitty milk carton.

  • Reply Artilleryman69 January 9, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    You alright, boah?

  • Reply MrRambo1037 January 10, 2020 at 10:51 am

    What was the beer he had at the very end?

  • Reply Aaron Wilson January 10, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    These drinks are alcohol for p*** who can't take the strong stuff and need all the sugar

  • Reply Anders Keith January 11, 2020 at 12:54 am

    Intense.

  • Reply Josh DeLaRosa January 11, 2020 at 6:04 am

    This video has the most Stone Cold opening and Iโ€™m grateful it exists ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply iCookieM0nsterr January 11, 2020 at 6:16 am

    YouTube decided to recommend this to me in 2020 ;-;

  • Reply Maximus Lopez January 11, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Give me one of those red piles of shit๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply hippie943 January 11, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    "Give me one of those red piles of shit"

  • Reply WinterStone January 11, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    1:33 when someone offers you a white claw

  • Reply ChelseyKate January 12, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Should have gave him a Booty Juice ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Saudi Tate January 12, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    What…whaat…whaaat?

  • Reply Jimbo Tuazon January 12, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Reply st0n3c0ld January 12, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    1 stunner for every disapproved drink

  • Reply Bailey January 12, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    [Drinks jolly rancher shot] "These are the kind of drinks that just piss you off" hahaha

  • Reply BunnyPinks January 13, 2020 at 3:50 am

    "Its sugary dogshit"
    -Stone Cold Steve Austin

  • Reply Adalberto Sampaio January 13, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    2020 and still waiting for a follow up.

  • Reply WolfGaming January 14, 2020 at 1:11 am

    I love this video so much. Watch it when I need some seratonin

  • Reply Miguel Herrera January 14, 2020 at 3:38 am

    Lol somebody give stone cold a beer

  • Reply Pale Rider January 14, 2020 at 8:52 am

    Me waking up after drinking too much:"man I feel like shit i need to stop drinking i think i'm gonna quit" also me later that day = 0:46

  • Reply L F January 15, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    BuzzFeed making good videos? Did I wake up in a parallel universe this morning or something?

  • Reply Miranda Cline January 15, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Bullshit drinks haha

  • Reply AH! Why is there poop in your mouth January 16, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    "If your not an alcoholic then there must be something wrong with you."

    — Stone Cold "The Rattle Snake" Austin

  • Reply Way She goes January 17, 2020 at 2:01 am

    Give the man a beer for Godโ€™s sake!

  • Reply Kevin Vargas January 17, 2020 at 3:15 am

    "Goddamn you might as well pour the rest of it"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Adam McMahan January 17, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Stone cold for pres

  • Reply Ben Morton January 17, 2020 at 11:57 pm

    โ€œIโ€™ll have an apple tini… easy on the tini โ€œ

  • Reply James Parker January 18, 2020 at 12:36 am

    I've always assumed he liked cocktails …him being gay and all . Not in a judgment way

  • Reply Dr. Killson January 18, 2020 at 2:33 am

    This should have been the strongest cocktails in the world

  • Reply Mr. SisterFister January 18, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Finally, sumone with actual taste

  • Reply Yellow Man January 18, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    His gripe about the Jolly Rancher shot is priceless

  • Reply Ruben Montano January 18, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    I love alcohol๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

  • Reply UNCLE CARL January 18, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    i didnt know i needed this but i needed it

  • Reply Omar Ortiz January 19, 2020 at 2:24 am

    When he saysโ€ I love alcohol โ€œ My brain, No shit, every time you came out to fight you drank 100000000000000 bottles of beer before the fight

  • Reply Luis Gudino January 19, 2020 at 3:25 am

    Unfortunately These arenโ€™t fancy cocktails…. these are regular club/dive bar cocktails… shoulda done classic cocktails like old fashioned, whiskey sour, penicillin, gold rush…

  • Reply Transformers 1 January 19, 2020 at 5:10 am

    Trust steve Austin with what you should drink and thatโ€™s the bottom line cause stone cold said so!

  • Reply Arman Bhai January 19, 2020 at 7:26 pm

    He was my childhood hero!โ˜บ

  • Reply yonizo2 January 19, 2020 at 10:39 pm

    him and chuck are like almost the same person

  • Reply c laird January 20, 2020 at 12:31 am

    God damn you might as well pour the rest of it.

  • Reply ร‰tienne Gauthier January 20, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Wanted to see Steve Austin but didnlt want to click on a Buzzfeed video

    Thats a small price for salvation

  • Reply shadowfirekarp January 20, 2020 at 11:25 am

    Ya think Stone Cold like Lagavulin?

    I like to think so.

  • Reply Huckleberry Fin January 20, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Appletini a day….๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  • Reply Jess K January 20, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    How does Stone Cold know what "sugary dog shit" tastes like?!?!?!?! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Taken from an alcoholic stand point of course.

  • Reply Harrison Marks January 20, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    Just happens to be watching at 3:16

  • Reply Carl _ January 20, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    โ€œ I love alcohol โ€œ -stone cold Steve Austin

  • Reply Juan Martinez January 20, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    And that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so!

  • Reply Chris Holmes January 20, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    This is not Wright. Lol

  • Reply Tyrone From Wii Sports January 21, 2020 at 1:00 am

    Dislike for his intro

  • Reply FXV TV January 21, 2020 at 5:35 am

    I didn't know I needed to watch this until I watched it.

  • Reply Josh Stewart January 21, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    He seems like the type of guy to be super ruff and gruff but still makes everyone go to church on Sunday

  • Reply DJazz418 Underground Sounds January 22, 2020 at 2:57 am

    "Goddamn you might as well pour the rest of it"
    I felt that shit!

  • Reply jason mc daid January 22, 2020 at 6:08 am

    The greatest wwe superstar all time hands down

  • Reply Vice Richter January 22, 2020 at 6:54 am

    when you see steve austin up in your bar. Better start full-send with the beers. And if he says he wants more. Do it.

  • Reply Jonah Silva January 22, 2020 at 8:20 am

    โ€œThat tastes like sugary dog shitโ€
    -Stone Cold Steve Austin

  • Reply Ray Arellano January 22, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ pussy drinks ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿน ๐Ÿท

  • Reply Khiro Klaus January 22, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    Arthur morgan tries fancy cocktails.

  • Reply Atrophy Queen January 22, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    I like to see that Mr. Stone Cold Steve Aistin hasn't changed. Still rowdy, foul mouthed and super handsome.

  • Reply Mr-bradstar 378 January 23, 2020 at 6:35 am

    I love stone cold

  • Reply mike force January 23, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    oh, NOW i remember this guy! he's the skumbag who beats women to feel like a "real man". anything, any time, any place, stevie…

  • Reply Courtney Benson January 23, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    I want to marry stone cold Steve Austin

  • Reply Dustin Sanchez January 24, 2020 at 12:26 am

    Give him an adios mf see what happens

  • Reply christopher pravata January 24, 2020 at 12:39 am

    Yea makes sense, give a alcoholic more alcohol

  • Reply Joshua Edwards January 24, 2020 at 1:15 am

    Every sentence he finished "WHAT!?"

  • Reply Cedrick Bates January 24, 2020 at 2:40 am

    I knew everyone he would and wouldn't like.

  • Reply Ryan January 24, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    Those are โ€œfancyโ€ cocktails for trashy people

  • Reply Mehtab Rai January 24, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    ahhhhh I love alcohol!

  • Reply Benedetto January 24, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    "I Love Alcohol" xD

  • Reply Eduardo Jara January 25, 2020 at 1:36 am

    Hey guys is it normal to get a thick beard and mustache after watching this video

  • Reply Thomas Shirai January 25, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    โ€œGoddamn might as well pour the rest of itโ€ -Stone Cold Steve Austin

  • Reply Juan Martinez January 25, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    Haha

  • Reply Jus300 January 26, 2020 at 10:12 am

    I cant stop watching this video every time its suggested to me

  • Reply Entest Gamer January 26, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    was about to give this video a like till i saw what the channl is, death to buzzfeed death to degeneracy

  • Reply Rochelle Felix January 26, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    ๐Ÿ’™

  • Reply Rochelle Felix January 26, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    So funny.

  • Reply TheHybridlogic January 27, 2020 at 12:29 am

    Just realized how charismatic this guy is. Can't have a great wwe career without that!

  • Reply Whyinem January 27, 2020 at 2:01 am

    THIS!!!!

  • Reply Steven Jennings January 27, 2020 at 2:19 am

    โ€œGive me one of them red piles of shitโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply superstarrr121 January 27, 2020 at 3:34 am

    Cosmo should HAve lemon twiSt not lime wedge

  • Reply Chris Grady January 27, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    Fancy….. Appletini….. pick one.

  • Reply Hey big Head January 29, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    Lol he likes the cosmopolitan

  • Reply Dale Elliott January 29, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    His birthday is December 18th same day as mine

  • Reply Dale Elliott January 29, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    This is great

  • Reply the rascal January 30, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    He is a legend. Love and respect stone cold

  • Reply David Turley January 31, 2020 at 4:02 am

    What? A case of diabetes and no buzz…

  • Reply Sid January 31, 2020 at 10:43 am

    Funny ass shit

  • Reply Charles Crimes January 31, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    This touched my soul @0:46…LOL look at those eyes, that was genuine.

  • Reply Arturo Cabral January 31, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Get John cena in a different color shirts and hats

  • Reply Kreengle January 31, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    "FOR WHAT? A case of sugar diabetes and NO BUZZ?!"

  • Reply Spencer February 1, 2020 at 3:00 am

    Where's my Chris Jericho Bubbly video!?

  • Reply CrazyAzzNate February 1, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Get Kane to do his Favorite Firewood brand lol

  • Reply RedandBlue Bulldog February 1, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    …For what?? A case of sugar diabetes and no buzz?!?!?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Larry Reid February 2, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    Heโ€™s one funny sum bitch

  • Reply X allthatremains February 3, 2020 at 1:30 am

    "I love alcohol"

    Me too Steve Austin. Me too

  • Reply Gavin Lamp February 3, 2020 at 12:22 pm

    Next time, on Bartender Nightmares, Steve: "So what's this?" Bartender: "Its my own creation. The house special." Steve: drinks "You have exactly 10 seconds to replace this with a good beer, or I'm hopping over this counter to beat your ass."

  • Reply Jen_ _A_Purr420 February 4, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    An alcoholic point of view lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reply Carl Maiwald February 5, 2020 at 12:46 am

    Hes such a Samantha

  • Reply Robert Swiney February 5, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    rolf!

  • Reply pony master February 5, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    Sex on the beach is fancy now?

  • Reply Aleli Reds February 6, 2020 at 7:31 am

    Lol the last part with the beer nice

  • Reply TaraLoverNo1 February 6, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Where can I find this exact Recipe off that particular Birthday Tini???

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