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Season 9, Episode 13 – Planning the Heist | Red vs. Blue

December 4, 2019


[Music] Alpha: Okay, well, I just ran everything again, all calculations are up to date, taking into account standard delays for communication and response time. Our window looks good! Director: I agree. Alpha: Well, you should. I’m sure you’d make the same calculations I did, just… you know, more slowly. Director: Arrogance, is a rather unceboming trait, Alpha. Alpha: Are you seriously giving me a lecture on arrogance right now? Pbbt. Heads up, you got a visitor. Carolina: Director? Director: Log off. Alpha: Yeah yeah, way ahead of you bud. Director: Yes, Agent Carolina. Carolina: The team is ready sir. Director: Excellent. Let us begin. Agents, your mission today is by far the most important you’ve overtaken to date. As our number one, Carolina will be leading from the field. Carolina: Ok. Here’s what we have. As you may have heard, there is suspected insurrection activity in this area. Our intel says that members of the UNSC loyal to the insurrection have acquired a high level asset and are holding it in this secure location. It’s a 110 story building in the middle of an urban environment. Wyoming: What does security look like? Carolina: They have enough troops to fill up a 110 story building. Wyoming: So… that’s a lot of security. Carolina: We’re up to it. Our job is to infiltrate building, work our way up to the floor where the Sarcophagus is being held and secure it. North: The Sarcophagus. Director: That is what we are calling the primary objective. Carolina: But since this is a high level asset, we need to access to a key code to open the Sarcophagus. Wash: I’m guessing they don’t keep that just taped to the side. Carolina: It’s held by an official of the program who will be moving in a vehicle along the freeway beween inspection. That’s when we’ll hit the facility. We need to acquire both targets within minutes of each other. If we fail that, the remaining target will enter lock down and we miss our window. Director: We will not have another chance at this. Wash: So that means two teams. Carolina: Two teams. Team A will consist of me, Wash, and Maine. We will work infiltration on the package’s storage facility. York is still in the infirmary so Wash, you will have to pull lock picking duty. Wash: Um… Ok. Guess I’ll reread my field manual in the transport. York: Hey, don’t be so quick to give away my job. Wash: York? Carolina: I thought you were in the hospital? York: According to their records, I am. Carolina: How’s your eye? York: It’s ok. Docs are lettin’ me out tomorrow. Wash: Tomorrow huh? York: Look, I couldn’t let you guys have all the fun without me. Besides, you need someone to get you in. Wash: Listen, I’m happy to see him too, but this mission… I don’t know- Carolina: Hey. If York says he’s good, then he’s good. Wash: It’s your call boss. You’re good right? York: Ok, look. I said I was ok. Good might be over selling it a little- Director: It’s settled then. York will join Team A and get them in the facility. York: Thank you sir. Carolina: Transport will be two lightly equipped Pelican Dropships. Pilot: We’re rigged for fast running only people, no heavy armaments. Carolina: Team B will be North, Wyoming, and CT. You will act as recon for Team A and once we enter the building, you will disengage. to attack the target on the freeway. Carolina: North will lead Team B. North: Got it. CT: What about Agent South? Director: Agent South will not be accompanying you on this mission. CT: Hmm. I guess the world’s a tough place when you move down a rank. And where’s our new recruit? Will she be joining us? Director: That’s enough questions, Connecticut. CT: Notice he didn’t say no. Carolina: Team B should be simple. Stop the vehicle and grab the case. Team A, you have more of a challenge. Mainly the Sarcophagus is an unknown. Wash: How unknown are we talking? Carolina: Unknown in that we don’t know its size or its weight or its dimensions. We just know that it will have these markings somewhere on the exterior. North: I saw those same markings on the oil platform. Director: Correct. That facility created the primary objective. Wash: Do we know what’s inside it? Director: Yes, we know. CT: How do we know what’s in it, but not know how big it is? Sorry sir. Carolina: We have a job to do people. Let’s do it right and come home safe. Director: That is all. You are dismissed. [Everyone]
Yes sir! Greetings fellow web surfer! Be sure to subscribe to our channel before you go! It’ll be just like we’re friends. Not that I need friends. [Nervous laugh]
Please don’t go.

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100 Comments

  • Reply WILLIAM PRICE May 21, 2016 at 1:25 am

    "Guess the world's a tough place when you move down a rank."
    It's not THAT she moved down, it's WHY she moved down. She blew her cover by ignoring stealth. This is a mission requiring high levels of stealth. South shouldn't go. She could blow the whole thing.

  • Reply PurpleOblivion May 21, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    Noooooooo…….. Dont get the sarchophagus…. theyll use it to split church……

  • Reply Ur daily memes May 25, 2016 at 1:00 am

    york is my favorite

  • Reply Ur daily memes May 25, 2016 at 1:01 am

    I hate CT she's so annoying

  • Reply Niko May 27, 2016 at 12:59 pm

    I just now noticed that when the Director speaks his lips move but his teeth don't.

  • Reply River Ward May 28, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    I wish they used reach more

  • Reply Mr. Spoon May 30, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    hi

  • Reply River June 2, 2016 at 11:25 pm

    180,000th VIEW!
    That's how many issues Caboose has!

  • Reply Brandon Stickels June 5, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    If Alpha and the Director would come up with the same conclusions on problems, why did Alpha not realize that the Director would split him when copies couldn't be made?

  • Reply Sum Bum June 13, 2016 at 12:17 am

    …. Does no one ever think about Sister? Like, where did she go…?

  • Reply Ea Bro June 17, 2016 at 1:55 pm

    im so confuzled what happened to the real world

  • Reply Kelvin Fahrenheit June 18, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    episode 13 presents Alpha! the jackass AI

  • Reply Nicole Nichols June 25, 2016 at 5:23 am

    did anyone else washingtons pelvic thrust at 3:14

  • Reply Joseph Rose July 21, 2016 at 12:17 am

    who is sharkface

  • Reply Astro Jesus0 August 5, 2016 at 7:32 am

    At 00:5 the ships name is "mother of invention

  • Reply Astro Jesus0 August 5, 2016 at 7:34 am

    4:56 XD caboose is soo gullible

  • Reply ThatGuyYouKnow August 16, 2016 at 3:34 am

    2:46 I'm not the only one that thinks she sounds like Ellen Degenerous (probably miss spelled that), right?

  • Reply ZOMB135LAY3R August 17, 2016 at 5:13 am

    I feel as is Florida is very underrated. He didn't get assigned any role on the heist.

  • Reply Austin Clubb September 7, 2016 at 3:13 am

    Wow Omally is back. Never thought I could miss a villain so much.

  • Reply Jacob Lichty September 19, 2016 at 9:03 pm

    I love how they still managed to use ODST assets in the animations despite being unable to use it for the series since they're are no spartans.

  • Reply *Harambe* September 30, 2016 at 4:29 am

    So is agent Carolina north or south?

  • Reply CodeDarkBlue October 4, 2016 at 4:00 am

    Duuuuude all of these freelancer flashbacks are SO FUCKING AWESOME HOLY HELL

  • Reply CodeDarkBlue October 4, 2016 at 11:03 am

    It's so fucking bizarre to finally hear the director and alpha interact directly…

  • Reply Gurpreet Aujla October 9, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    C.T is annoying asf with her snarky ass comments about Tex and the Director

  • Reply Pierre Phillipps October 15, 2016 at 7:09 pm

    Is york dead

  • Reply Jacob XTR November 3, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    Can someone help me here are they with the UNSC or against them or neutral or what

  • Reply Jeepers Scoob November 5, 2016 at 7:27 pm

    So…. the personal operating AI of the Director is…. himself ? What a megalomaniac, if I may say.

  • Reply Special Agent Washing Tub November 23, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    Flordy's rather quite. Eother he doesn't like the Freelancer Program, or he is a really determined combat specialist.

  • Reply Lachiebuzzx December 20, 2016 at 9:06 am

    Can someone put a link to the oil platform video plz

  • Reply Southhs5115 February 2, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    3:04 I know that South Dakota was a real bitch, but that shot really made me pity her.

  • Reply Garrick Slings February 12, 2017 at 6:50 am

    So freelancers are….. anti unsc?

  • Reply Daniel Cha February 13, 2017 at 2:51 am

    that was a like a legit movie, i was enticed the whole time

  • Reply Razzlewolfflight March 2, 2017 at 9:18 am

    I don't know if Wash was the youngest Freelancer, but he was clearly the gentlest and most compassionate. Kinda kills me how the program beat that out of him. Not that all the other Freelancers are heartless, but Wash was exceptionally friendly.

  • Reply BIG SPOOKY March 11, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    is that church talking at the begining

  • Reply Drew Pocernich March 19, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    So the director doesn't tell his employees what he wants… isn't he real

  • Reply skyblock the ender slayer YT April 10, 2017 at 6:34 am

    why was for Ida there

  • Reply Cooporial April 12, 2017 at 2:46 am

    It's sad to see Church/Alpha trusting the director

  • Reply Robert Etherington April 14, 2017 at 9:25 am

    people talking about floridas aromour. nobody talking about why he was there if he wasnt going on the mission

  • Reply Brown Ranger April 21, 2017 at 11:38 am

    Why wasn't Florida's name called when they put them in teams?

  • Reply scoman91 April 27, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    Oh my god, the official is Frank!

  • Reply Josue' Tapia May 9, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Sharkface, boi

  • Reply gdfrandom9977 May 12, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Why did project freelancer empathise on making edgy tempermental women beating the shit out of some guys in the show who act like submissive squares? Seems a bit one sided in my opinion.

  • Reply Trooper Biggs May 15, 2017 at 7:40 pm

    SPOILER DOWN HERE

    He says insurrectionists and the camera cuts to show C.T, that foreshadowing

  • Reply Daemon Redfield May 28, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Just re watched the trailer. Retcon…..

  • Reply TonyRaccoon 4415 May 29, 2017 at 2:51 am

    Did anyone else notice Agent Florida in the back being creepy

  • Reply Jerry The Mouse July 8, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    It's weird how Carolina tried to stop her emotions for York

  • Reply York Shire July 12, 2017 at 6:19 am

    To be fair, my vision is still blurry and hurts when I read. Probably should have stayed that extra day at the infirmary.

  • Reply Kevin Worytko July 22, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Wash, North, and York would be my squad, along with Captain Rex of course.

  • Reply werr3222werrr July 30, 2017 at 6:06 am

    Rvb season 15 the next episode comes out in ten hours

  • Reply werr3222werrr July 30, 2017 at 6:08 am

    3:20 creepy flowers

  • Reply Walin Wasee September 26, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    I CALL DIBS ON THE CODE NAME ARIZONA

  • Reply A Person That Likes Memes October 9, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    I just noticed that some sound effects are from halo 3 odst

  • Reply Sacha Raphard November 3, 2017 at 3:43 am

    So thaaaat's how York got one bad eye. A grenade to the face during training. That explains things.

  • Reply Germaine Goodall November 11, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    CT would be great at cinema sins

  • Reply werr3222werrr January 14, 2018 at 6:06 am

    I have watched these so many times I can almost quote all of them except for a few of season 14 and all but 3 in season 15 and mini series

  • Reply Rhett Hathaway January 20, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Why doesn’t Alpha have the same voice as the director?

  • Reply Rhett Hathaway January 20, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    I’ve missed Wyoming

  • Reply Infinity Gauntlet January 26, 2018 at 1:50 am

    C.T "How de we know what's in it, but not how big it is"?
    C.T asking the important questions

  • Reply Psychobot January 27, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    Has anyone else noticed how all the female Freelancers are cunts for no reason?

  • Reply xAuxyx February 20, 2018 at 4:42 am

    That was the whole episode

    BORING

  • Reply Christian Anthony February 21, 2018 at 1:19 am

    Don’t know about the rest of you…but I like having a bit more “intel” with my intel.

  • Reply Jetfire March 9, 2018 at 9:52 am

    1:39 Awwwww, the sound effects of Virgil 😀

  • Reply Nickolas Hopkins March 21, 2018 at 4:57 am

    Carolina: Will our new recruit be joining us?
    Director: STFU Connecticut!

  • Reply Eternally Learning March 21, 2018 at 9:08 am

    hey anyone think director used to be blond and dyed his hair and beard I can't find it but I remember church was blond when he was first pushed back into the past by gamma

  • Reply Naltoid March 31, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    Why is Florida such an under developed character

  • Reply SantaBoy April 12, 2018 at 8:19 am

    'If' York and Carolina are a 'thing', then he'll have to deal with daddy issues.

  • Reply Epic Nothing April 18, 2018 at 3:44 am

    They had Florida on the team but didn’t mention him on team B.

  • Reply DareStep April 19, 2018 at 3:44 pm

    Spoilers: 2:31 I was half expecting the director to say "Stay the hell away from my daughter"

  • Reply Sarah Thompson April 30, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    I'll be your friend Simmons

  • Reply GHOST DRAGONSHADOW June 11, 2018 at 7:51 am

    the director is a fucking dushbag

  • Reply TheDeadedPerson June 19, 2018 at 10:28 am

    Well I can already know South is pissed so she is gonna fuck something up

  • Reply serinidia the forest goddess July 13, 2018 at 9:00 am

    Caboseisms

  • Reply Eagle J. September 15, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Florida is just sitting back there

  • Reply Eagle J. September 15, 2018 at 5:48 pm

    The director interrupts a moment between Carolina and York. Guess he's still got that fatherly feeling

  • Reply JuanokuG4 September 17, 2018 at 4:04 am

    Wash was way better earlier, he reminds me of church

  • Reply ODST Ninja Thorn October 29, 2018 at 4:07 am

    3:46

  • Reply Bear Man December 21, 2018 at 12:52 am

    "Lightly equipped pelican dropships"
    "We're ready for fast running ONLY , no heavy armaments."

    Guess Maine just isn't coming.

  • Reply Sir Heccwad December 28, 2018 at 10:48 am

    [Kind of a spoiler]

    You just gotta let go, Church.

  • Reply Reubin January 25, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    This is how u write a spartan squad. not that halo 5… excrement

  • Reply Luke Barrett February 9, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    1:08Been along time since we’ve heard Wyoming’s voice!

  • Reply Thick Papi February 14, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    Lol the only eod person catches on first

  • Reply Ronnie Mains February 22, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Man I like wash, idk why he was presented as a shit operator throughout the whole thing

  • Reply Toxic_Epsilon April 2, 2019 at 8:00 am

    Where’s the love for my boi agent Colorado?

  • Reply Adrian Landa April 3, 2019 at 5:06 am

    Taste the rainbow bitch

  • Reply Asher Satton April 3, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    how charming Alpha helps to get something which will wrecked him down. sweet

  • Reply Panzer Daily April 11, 2019 at 12:41 am

    WTF is Florida doing in the back of the meeting? hes just chillin there.

  • Reply Exbanamas X April 16, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    What happened to the other agents like Utah, Illinois, and so on so fourth

  • Reply Swordude Warrior May 5, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    I want more A.I. church in project freelancer

  • Reply Dr. Strange Bat June 2, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    I enjoy these storylines. One that focuses on our enjoyable idiots, and the other that focuses on the backstory of the important things about this universe.

  • Reply Dan Ross June 9, 2019 at 10:46 am

    I miss original church/ Alpha!!! 😢

  • Reply Rachel Robinson July 16, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Goddamn I hated the Director before, but the further I get into this series the more it fucking grows. This mission is gonna go hella south, and it'll be his fault, whether by deliberate misinformation or the mistrust he's sown in the ranks. Also, York, I love you buddy, but this is not gonna go well for you, please just stay in the infirmary.

  • Reply KINGSLAYER_YT July 17, 2019 at 2:20 pm

    The pilot who says no heavy armourments is Gwen from camp camp

  • Reply Nathan Brown July 31, 2019 at 12:54 am

    0:52 oh look its flowers

  • Reply Aiden allard August 14, 2019 at 1:35 am

    I’m so fucking confused on what is going on, in gonna have to re watch everything

  • Reply Glitched Blox August 20, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    ok

  • Reply Andres Lopez August 20, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    I don't know if you know but that person the director was taking to sound like church

  • Reply Laser Cannon August 28, 2019 at 3:59 am

    GTA 5 Story Mode dlc trailer

  • Reply A Normal Commentor October 3, 2019 at 1:17 am

    I just realized that Agent Florida (Cpt. Flowers) is in the briefing room. Nice.

  • Reply Toucan Anderson October 23, 2019 at 4:56 am

    I just searched that Caboose is In project freelancers he is just in the back ground

  • Reply aricabeast November 4, 2019 at 3:49 am

    Holy crap Wyoming!?!?!?

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