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Jemaine Clement – Shiny (From “Moana”)

September 8, 2019


[plops]♪♪♪♪ Well, Tamatoa hasn’t
always been this glam ♪ ♪ I was a drab
little crab once ♪ ♪ Now I know I can be
happy as a clam ♪ ♪ Because I’m beautiful,
baby ♪ ♪ Did your granny say,
“Listen to your heart ♪ ♪ Be who you are
on the inside”? ♪ ♪ I need three words
to tear her argument apart ♪ ♪ Your granny lied ♪ ♪ I’d rather be shiny ♪ ♪ Like a treasure
from a sunken pirate wreck ♪ ♪ Scrub the deck ♪ ♪ And make it look shiny ♪ ♪ I will sparkle like
a wealthy woman’s neck ♪ ♪ Just a sec ♪ ♪ Don’t cha know ♪ ♪ Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ ♪ They chase anything
that glitters ♪ ♪ Beginners, oh ♪ ♪ And here
they come, come, come ♪ ♪ To the brightest thing
that glitters ♪ ♪ Mmm, fish dinners ♪ ♪ I just love free food ♪♪ Free food ♪♪ And you look like seafood ♪♪ Seafood ♪No! Hey, clam cake! I’m back. Mwah. It’s Maui time! [gasps] [yelps] What do you say,
little buddy? Giant hawk– coming up. Cha-hoo! Cha-hoo! [gasps] ♪ Well, well, well ♪ ♪ Little Maui’s having
trouble with his look ♪ ♪ Ya little semi, demi
mini god! ♪ Ouch. ♪ What a terrible performance,
get the hook! ♪ Get it?
♪ You don’t swing it
like you used to, man ♪ ♪ Yet I have to give you
credit for my start ♪ ♪ And your tattoos
on the outside ♪ ♪ For just like you ♪ ♪ I made myself
a work of art ♪ ♪ I’ll never hide ♪ ♪ I can’t, I’m too shiny! ♪ ♪ Watch me dazzle
like a diamond in the rough ♪ ♪ Strut my stuff ♪ ♪ My stuff is so shiny! ♪ ♪ Send your armies,
but they’ll never be enough! ♪ ♪ My shell’s too tough,
Maui, man ♪ ♪ You could try, try, try ♪ ♪ But you can’t expect
a demigod ♪ ♪ To beat a decapod ♪ Look it up. ♪ You will die, die, die ♪ ♪ Now it’s time
for me to take apart ♪ ♪ Your achin’ heart ♪ ♪ Far from the ones
who abandoned you ♪ ♪ Chasing the love
of these humans ♪ ♪ Who made you feel wanted ♪ ♪ You try to be tough ♪ ♪ But your armor’s
just not hard enough ♪ ♪ Maui, now it’s time
to kick your heinie ♪ ♪ Ever seen someone so shiny ♪ ♪ Soak it in ’cause it’s
the last you’ll ever see ♪♪ C’est la vie, mon ami ♪♪ I’m so shiny ♪ ♪ Now I eat you
so prepare your final plea ♪ ♪ Just for me ♪ ♪ You’ll never
be quite as shiny ♪ ♪ You wish you were
nice n’ shiny ♪ [grunting] [girl] Hey! Hm? I got something shiny
for ya.

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100 Comments

  • Reply Fireflies TM September 2, 2019 at 5:03 am

    Schaffrillas : I smell pennies
    Disney : AHHHHH

  • Reply Orbitron September 2, 2019 at 5:41 am

    Why the heck does this song have so many downvotes? I don't get it

  • Reply wwy Lucas September 2, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Have u seeb spen

  • Reply Haylie Mations September 2, 2019 at 6:17 am

    Maui turned into that deer from Frozen.

  • Reply poneoulaaka September 2, 2019 at 8:33 am

    1:00 when you got busted

  • Reply {*Pastel*} September 2, 2019 at 11:32 am

    0:27 OWWWW
    DID HER ARM JUST CRACK?!?
    Welp i love this movie ?

  • Reply Amy Ward September 2, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    I300

    l Lo hu

  • Reply Mishal Mubarak September 2, 2019 at 6:39 pm

    your granny l i e d

  • Reply Neo Motsamai September 2, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    I'm from #SouthAfrica and I love this song ?

  • Reply Myla Watson September 2, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    On

  • Reply Kujua TheKid September 2, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Tamatoa: YOU’RE GRANNY LIED!
    Granny: WHAT’CHA YOU SAID ?

  • Reply dark watches September 2, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    this is how it feels when you stub your toe

  • Reply Poppy Poppy September 2, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    Imagine jojo siwa sings this

  • Reply Bradley September 2, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    As a di ver ion

  • Reply Rebekah Sicari September 3, 2019 at 12:42 am

    Just leave him to do his dark bidding on the internet!!!

  • Reply YousiToys September 3, 2019 at 2:14 am

    BEST MOVIE

  • Reply My Singing Edamimi #TeamEarth September 3, 2019 at 3:44 am

    the only scene in the movie that matters

  • Reply Paul Pienkowski September 3, 2019 at 3:57 am

    Mr. Krabs took his money obsession WAY too far

  • Reply poneoulaaka September 3, 2019 at 8:22 am

    wait tamatoa and maui was friends formerly?

  • Reply Skillzor Skillsson September 3, 2019 at 9:54 am

    I just noticed something. maui looks very much like IZ, Israel Kamakawiwo`Ole who made the ukulele version of Somewhere over the Rainbow and What a wonderful world. And Israel also have a necklace that looks identical to maui's hook.

  • Reply Bee Chris Sutton September 3, 2019 at 11:01 am

    My Di..

    I'll stop now

  • Reply Isaak Clark September 3, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Mr. Krabs changed too much

  • Reply BuyLetSell Property September 3, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    My mom: kids wach this

    ME: OK

    ONE MIN LATER?

    ME:HELL NO MUM ARE YOU CRAZY

    MY MOM:YOU'LL REGRET THAT

    MY MOM: STARTS SCREAMING THE SONG IN PUPLIC

    ME :THE HELL SHUT UP STUPID BITCH

    ME: MOM I'M SORRY I REGRET WHAT I SAID

    ME: MUM WHY ARE YOU STARTING LIKE THAT AT ME

    MY MOM: * STARTS CHASING ME AROUND THE KITCHEN SINGING SHINY*

    ME: HELP ME GOD

    GOD: OK

    ONE MIN LAYTER

    BOTH OF THEM FALL AND DIE

    HELOO KIDOS THIS IS A LESSON TO NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS OR THIS SONG

    Hello If you like the thing plz can I have a subscribe ??????

  • Reply Famebright Studio September 3, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    SJW bullshit.

  • Reply Στέφανος סטיבן September 3, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Boris the animal singing here.

  • Reply Cosmic :D September 3, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Pause at 0:41 and look at tamatoa

  • Reply Lynz B September 3, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    This scene is fabulous!

  • Reply The CQB’s Essay September 3, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    I’m surprised how she survives most of that, especially being stretched at the beginning

  • Reply John Seed September 3, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Dr. Facilier's and Jafar's and Tamatoa's songs are best forever

  • Reply Ava Nair September 4, 2019 at 1:13 am

    Dang he is beautiful.

  • Reply GingeoreoMedia September 4, 2019 at 2:59 am

    Rappers these days be like:

  • Reply tom games September 4, 2019 at 3:08 am

    A br é melhor

  • Reply Video Maestro September 4, 2019 at 4:09 am

    1:30 I like how he had his eyes were looking at each other like two different People

  • Reply Foxfire Inferno September 4, 2019 at 5:46 am

    I love how, whenever anybody around her starts singing, Moana just has this 'What … the … heck …" look on her face.

  • Reply Alexander Kim September 4, 2019 at 10:37 am

    IT’S JUST BORIS!

  • Reply YourLocalWeeb _ September 4, 2019 at 10:39 am

    Damn why the villains have the best songs

  • Reply Demosthenses September 4, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Goodbye Moonmen

  • Reply bbabya September 4, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    i was dying from second-hand embarrassment when maui showed up,,,

  • Reply Ariq Najmi September 4, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    " i got something shiny for ya"
    Youtube: NO

  • Reply Maria Chahinase September 4, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    افضل اغنيه سمعتها في حياتي ?????⁦??⁩?⁦??⁩⁦⁦??⁩⁦??⁩⁦??⁩⁦??⁩

  • Reply balltongue666 September 4, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    1:11 Me every time I check my bank balance

  • Reply pixel master September 4, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    My fav Disney song

  • Reply Nathan L September 4, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    The only negative aspect of this video is that it doesn’t include the line “I ate my grandma! And it took a week because she was absolutely humongous.”

  • Reply kikko lyrixx September 4, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    did he just say what i think he said and crab cake and timotoy thats what he said what

  • Reply Video Maestro September 4, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Just noticed the grungy “Sea Food” before Maui said “Hey Crabcake!”

  • Reply Monsieur Colombo September 5, 2019 at 12:08 am

    2:53 C'est la vie mon ami

  • Reply Shape Shifter September 5, 2019 at 1:37 am

    This is what Oliver Bird does in the Astral Plane?

  • Reply I FEEL NoThiNg! September 5, 2019 at 2:16 am

    YOUR GRANNY LIED!
    #savage ?

  • Reply irmagarduno1 September 5, 2019 at 3:08 am

    Tuilnb

  • Reply Anokhee Sahi September 5, 2019 at 8:24 am

    1:23 is that sven from FROZEN movie??!!

  • Reply 10k with no videos please September 5, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Why am I watching this in 2019?

  • Reply Jakey Gal-gal Lol September 5, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    That crab is like a bully inside a disco?

  • Reply Anxious Erin September 5, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    ONE OF MY FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTERS

  • Reply Papi_gigante 2 September 5, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    This song Isn’t really good compare to the other songs that Disney has made

  • Reply ¡ ¿Sakura¿ ¡ September 5, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    Pause and go to the 3:09. Trust me

  • Reply Springy Coyle September 5, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Why does this keep showing up in recommendations for "Friend Like Me" from the Robin Williams Aladdin?

  • Reply luis angel September 5, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    1:24 sven de Frozen

  • Reply Preston Perelli September 6, 2019 at 1:17 am

    September 5th, 2019

  • Reply sad reee September 6, 2019 at 3:25 am

    The animation is lovely. The coloring is lovely. Just good job visual team!

  • Reply Jake Johnson September 6, 2019 at 4:03 am

    Dammit Google! this isn't the gay Krabs I was looking for!

  • Reply Moonz_Gameplayz Crystal September 6, 2019 at 4:27 am

    1:24 happy to see you, buddy Sven

  • Reply Travis Myers September 6, 2019 at 5:32 am

    Just saw It chapter 2 and I had to come check this song out.

  • Reply Leaf The bull! September 6, 2019 at 7:10 am

    My Reactions,

    First time: creepy…

    Second time: he is a huge crab, he can kill them, but he is just Torturing Them.

    Third time: IM SO SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Reply SwagitySwoogity September 6, 2019 at 9:34 am

    I like the Johnathan Young cover better tbh.

  • Reply Chrysolite Vagai September 6, 2019 at 11:05 am

    Uncle:

  • Reply Pineapple Doubt September 6, 2019 at 11:24 am

    There should have been a Kaiju battle at the end, 8/10 i liked it anyways.

  • Reply Alex2005YT girl September 6, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    CLAM BECAUSE IM BOOTIFUL MURMUR

  • Reply GoldM90 September 6, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    That’s one sinister crab ? ??

  • Reply Anisa Mincy September 6, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    Listening to this song at full blast in the dark for the first freaked me out

    Now aside from my fear of the visuals this song is a bop

  • Reply 0o mariam_usama o0 September 6, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
    I was a drab little crab once
    Now I know I can be happy as a clam
    Because I'm beautiful, baby

    Did your granny say listen to your heart
    Be who you are on the inside
    I need three words to tear her argument apart
    Your granny lied!
    I'd rather be

    Shiny
    Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
    Scrub the deck and make it look

    Shiny
    I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
    Just a sec!

    Don't you know
    Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
    They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)

    Oh, and here they come, come, come
    To the brightest thing that glitters
    Mmm, fish dinners

    I just love free food
    And you look like seafood (seafood)

    Well, well, well
    Little Maui's having trouble with his look
    You little semi-demi-mini-god
    Ouch! What a terrible performance
    Get the hook (get it?)
    You don't swing it like you used to, man

    Yet I have to give you credit for my start
    And your tattoos on the outside
    For just like you I made myself a work of art
    I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too

    Shiny
    Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
    Strut my stuff; my stuff is so

    Shiny
    Send your armies but they'll never be enough
    My shell's too tough

    Maui man, you could try, try, try
    But you can't expect a demi-god
    To beat a decapod (give it up)

    You will die, die, die
    Now it's time for me to take apart
    Your aching heart

    Far from the ones who abandoned you
    Chasing the love of these humans
    Who made you feel wanted
    You tried to be tough
    But your armour's just not hard enough

    Maui
    Now it's time to kick your
    Hiney
    Ever seen someone so

    Shiny
    Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
    C'est la vie mon ami
    I'm so

    Shiny
    Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea
    Just for me
    You'll never be quite as
    Shiny
    You wish you were nice and
    Shiny

  • Reply simdimdim12 September 6, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    reminds me of this a bit: https://youtu.be/X56GPTpgm04?t=14

  • Reply jack Blackadder September 6, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    Sebastian in crack xdxd

  • Reply Miri Adamowicz September 6, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Every time I hear this song I think of David Bowie, may he rip :c

  • Reply taiwo olagunju September 6, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    DISNEY SONG; CREEPY , CATCHY AND DUMB GOOD TO GO

  • Reply Roselyn Pansoy September 6, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    Shiney?

  • Reply Kenneth Nunez September 7, 2019 at 2:32 am

    I would have liked this movie more if Tamatoa was the main villain

  • Reply creator Space September 7, 2019 at 8:53 am

    It's done well.
    https://blog.naver.com/7heppy7

  • Reply Dylan Lao September 7, 2019 at 10:18 am

    The amount of shinies that are on Tamatoa’s back

    l
    l
    V

  • Reply ??? September 7, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    B U T T A M O T O A W A S N T A L W A Y S S O S W A G

  • Reply Jeremy Rodriguez September 7, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Everybody Going to Ignore 1:24?

  • Reply A potato flew around my room September 7, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    No one:

    Tamatoa: You will die, die ᴅɪᴇ

  • Reply channel chandler September 7, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    0:42
    but they beat you by you chasing something that glitters SO YOU'RE DUMB

  • Reply The Watching Shadow September 7, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    the first part is me when someone asks how I got so good at art

  • Reply JAR DZNS September 7, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    Tamatoa must be richer than bill gates with all that gold.

  • Reply Dream God September 7, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Idc..this is like the worst part in the movie..it’s annoying..

  • Reply abrar akand September 7, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    he ae he fish

  • Reply Logan Burns September 7, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jemaine Clement. The guy who played Boris the Animal from Men in Black 3.

  • Reply BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER September 7, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    What is going here ?
    1st world?

  • Reply Julia Andersson September 7, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Same dude that sings Goodbye Moon Men in Rick And Morty?

  • Reply KillerMode September 7, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Why does this video have more views than Bitch Lasagna?

  • Reply Callum Kemp September 7, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    after watching schaffrillas productions version all i can hear is seafood

  • Reply Kaya Dannae September 8, 2019 at 1:33 am

    i find his body so disturbing to look at for some reason? (the crab's)

  • Reply Jaidin Borenski September 8, 2019 at 2:58 am

    Why is his callback to Sebastian in the end my favorite part of this entire movie??

    Also Tamatoa is an amazing villain and I love him.

  • Reply Chau Thai September 8, 2019 at 3:23 am

    SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply Ace 77315 September 8, 2019 at 5:13 am

    Me: Hiding from intruder
    My light up sketchers: 0:27

  • Reply 하얀뇸 September 8, 2019 at 5:30 am

    힌국어가 더 어울리는거 같다

  • Reply Giada Fontana September 8, 2019 at 7:55 am

    2018 anyone ??

  • Reply sotiria botsi September 8, 2019 at 11:52 am

    Who is shinier , Tamatoa or Magnus bane

  • Reply Dusan Zivaljevic September 8, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    More than Lil Pump views

  • Reply F.B.I September 8, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    0:41 That's so Roblox noobs

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