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How Well Does The Internet Know Curly?

October 27, 2019


(upbeat Latin music) – What’s up, guys? So a few days ago, the beautiful people at Buzzfeed decided to make a quiz about my favorite topic, which is me, and so we decided to ask you guys questions to see whether or not you guys know a lot of random things about me. I feel I think you guys are gonna do well, ’cause I’m pretty open about everything that I like and everything that I don’t like. I think that there are gonna be some surprises, ’cause I feel like sometimes people think that I’m a lot more foo-foo than I actually am. (laugh) I’m excited to see how you guys did, so let’s go. Let’s get started. ^Alright, what kind of guy do you think Curly is most into? Rich guys, oh man. ^Hairy guys, well-groomed guys, fashionable guys. I definitely like rich guys, so if you are rich and you’re out there, I’m here for you. Well-groomed guys. I feel like I’m super hairy, so it’s hard for me to be well-groomed all the time, so I don’t wanna be the hairy one. Fashionable guys! There’s only room for one in this relationship. ^So hairy guys! Oh wow, you guys picked fashionable guys. I like a guy who’s just in a jersey and sweatpants, gray sweatpants. I like hairy guys ’cause there’s something really sexy about chest hair, arm hair, leg hair. I will be in LA traffic and I will see five cars down, somebody will put their hairy arm out and I’m like, hairy arm alert! I love it, it’s so sexy. You know, if you’re born with back hair, I’m not mad at you. I’m not gonna be like, ew, back hair, but I can give or take. If you have it, cool, if you don’t, cool. I do like booty hair, though. ^Would Curly rather wear a Selna outfit or a Beyonce outfit? ^Ooh, Selena outfit for sure. I had one made custom-made for me. (orchestral music) – What are you wearing? – What do you mean what am I wearing? Selena, good job! Good work, guys. ^Ooh, this one’s a tricky one. ^Which Spice Girl is Curly’s favorite. ^Ginger Spice, Sporty, Scary, Posh, or Baby? ^Wow, I think it’s a complete tie between Ginger and Scary. If I have to say which one I’m most like maybe in life, I would have to say that I’m a Ginger Spice. Actually, I’m definitely a Scary Spice. (laughing) Let’s say Scary Spice. Oh, wow! You guys said Posh. No. Posh, you’re amazing, and if you ever wanna be friends or come over for dinner, I can make great barbecue chicken, but I was always like, is Posh’s microphone even on? I don’t understand why she… When’s her part coming? (laughing) When does she sing? But I’m happy that Scary got second! Yes, you guys know me so well. Alright, I’m so happy. Let’s see what Ginger got. Ginger was three! See? Y’all know it’s between Scary or Ginger, for sure. Sporty is last, ’cause you know damn well. (laughing) I’m not playing any damn sports any time soon. ^Does Curly tacos or pupusas? ^Pupusas all day. 55%, alright! At my grandma’s house, from my grandma’s house, always and forever. ^Would Curly rather marry a rich, beardless man, ^or a poor, hairy man? ^Here’s my question, though. When we made this question, a rich, beardless man, does he have the ability to grow a beard, though? ‘Cause can we pay for a beard, since he’ll be rich? My original answer was poor, hairy man, but I’m gonna go ahead and change it and say a rich, beardless man. (ding) (laughing) You guys know me so well. We’ll just pay for the beard. We’ll just buy one. (laugh) Y’all know that I’m hella shallow when it comes to how tall a guy’s wallet it. ^Is Frankie and American bulldog or a pit bull? This is up for debate, ’cause a lot of people, when they see me walk him, they’re like, nice, American bulldog, but then other people will cross the street ’cause they’re like, I don’t mess with pit bulls. I think he’s a mixture, but I’m gonna go ahead and say that he’s an American bulldog. Wow, it’s a tie. (laugh) ^It’s at 52% pit bull. I always say he’s a pit bull. – You are always talking about pit bulls and how he’s a pit bull. – I would love to believe that he’s a pit bull, but I think that people will debate me on this. If you Google American bulldog and you look at Frankie, and then you Google pit bull and you look at Frankie, he looks closer to an American bulldog, but we’re gonna say he’s mixed. He’s mixed race. If I’m looking to write on a lease what kind of dog I have in the apartment, I’m gonna write American bull dog so I can get the apartment. That’s not good. Don’t bully my bully. ^Would Curly jump off of a cliff for $1,000,000 ^or would he rather pay $1,000,000 to own a cliff. I would rather pay $1,000,000 to own a cliff. Ooh, yeah! You guys got it right, good job! I don’t even jump into the deep end of a pool, let alone a cliff. So good job for knowing me that I would be shallow enough to buy a cliff and name it after myself. The only one that I am a little shocked about is that you guys think I like Posh. Really? (meow) I don’t know what… That’s Posh’s movement, by the way, but I don’t know where you would even get that I would like Posh. I don’t know. (laughing) But I’m happy you guys got Scary, ’cause yes. She’s the only Barbie that I own. It’s in my house somewhere. Let me know how you guys did taking my quiz. I’m super interested to see where you think I answered something completely different. (upbeat Latin music) (whoosh) (creak)

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100 Comments

  • Reply Aime April 27, 2018 at 10:11 am

    I got all of them right ?

  • Reply Annalisse Barnes April 27, 2018 at 10:14 am

    No offense but a pit bull isn’t it’s real name it’s called a Staffordshire Terrier.

  • Reply Syllvenaa April 27, 2018 at 10:15 am

    I really want to know what the Tattoo looks likes which is peeping out of his shirt

  • Reply Chase Kindell April 27, 2018 at 10:21 am

    So funny because I answered EVERY SINGLE ONE correct because it’s obvious af… like wtf.

  • Reply Destiny Boggan April 27, 2018 at 10:22 am

    Curly you look so good??

  • Reply Agatha z April 27, 2018 at 10:24 am

    Curly is that Hispanic curly headed homosexual that often shows up on some of buzzfeeds videos. He's funny, sometimes annoying, but has occasional sass moments that make him likable.

  • Reply Ryan Pollock April 27, 2018 at 10:26 am

    Curly what a name ???

  • Reply Rivka Van Breugel April 27, 2018 at 10:35 am

    How did you slim down so much??

  • Reply Sneakertalk fan page Rafay April 27, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Is he a gay

  • Reply Toxic Peach April 27, 2018 at 11:10 am

    When the Tropico 5 theme is playing in the background and I suddenly feel the urge to starve a city of people and send the military after them if they disrespect me.

  • Reply Mahnoor Marri April 27, 2018 at 11:18 am

    Do a dna test of your dog

  • Reply Crispy melons April 27, 2018 at 11:18 am

    You should get frankies DNA tested for a video

  • Reply Hannah Dayton April 27, 2018 at 11:33 am

    You should do a doggie DNA test to find out what Frankie is!

  • Reply Matt kelly April 27, 2018 at 11:52 am

    Now i hate him more.

  • Reply Sofia April 27, 2018 at 12:09 pm

    the name curly just makes me think about cullen

  • Reply awesomenesspetz8 April 27, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    we all love curly

  • Reply Art Cross April 27, 2018 at 12:21 pm

    I can’t tell if your beard is face paint or an acual beard, but somehow you still pull it off

  • Reply Elena Hagen April 27, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    i chose scary

  • Reply Raneen Agbariah April 27, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    I love curly???

  • Reply Josh Coca April 27, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    I liked curly more back then like style wise but slay

  • Reply MyLifeAsLouis April 27, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    iCurly xD

  • Reply Alex Craske April 27, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    "Don't bully my bully" Yes!!! Bully breeds deserve all the love! ❤

  • Reply Shelby Bruce April 27, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    https://link.dosh.cash/WCC8vGeCpM

  • Reply Lee0794 April 27, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    They should do DNA tests on Buzzfeed Dogs!!!

  • Reply Mirella Saraiva April 27, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    I love Curly meeeen ❤❤❤??

  • Reply Regularguy Anonymous April 27, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Did he lose weight?

  • Reply jnbg61584 April 27, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    Frankie can have his dna tested. Idk exactly who does it, but I’ve heard of it being done

  • Reply Zoe Booyse April 27, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    I got most right

  • Reply Kkesho April 27, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    I haven’t seen curly for about a year, he looks so different!

  • Reply Heyit'smec April 27, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    I know he's a biphobic hypocrite 🙂

  • Reply Lora April 27, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    Want more curly. Videos please

  • Reply GAMING LEGEND April 27, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    I thought by looking at the title that this guy was going to look up Curly-Hair facts on the internet and see how many answers he could find.

  • Reply Madison Han April 27, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    wait i haven't seen curly in so long he looks so different

  • Reply Quarder One April 27, 2018 at 3:49 pm

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  • Reply Isabel Yaport April 27, 2018 at 3:59 pm

    I had everything right! Omg!

  • Reply Jorge Mendez April 27, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    Who is this guy again ?

  • Reply Nele Rennecke April 27, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Only thing I know is that he said Bisexuality isn't real Lmao

  • Reply Yung Asparagus April 27, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    Woah he lost a lot of weight

  • Reply Dayanna April 27, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    I live for his laugh ❤️❤️

  • Reply Andy G April 27, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Is it me, or Curly is looking like Tania lately??

  • Reply grizzlehatchet1 April 27, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Who?…. Wtf…. Am i old?….no…. Wtf?….

  • Reply Dean Childs April 27, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    You need a new barber I shouldn’t he able to tell your beard is dyed…

  • Reply Ashouraita Khoshaba April 27, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    I would call him a pit bull and that’s immediately what I think when I see him. “Pit bull” refers to multiple breeds. Anyway, he’s precious. I have a pit bull and I couldn’t imagine life without her.

  • Reply YoLo April 27, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    Just a question, what happened to try guys

  • Reply Hanna Carolina April 27, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    all I wanna know is whether or not curly’s his real name and wtf is his real name

  • Reply Katherine Holmquist April 27, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    Everyone picks posh because a lot people only know about her in the younger generation

  • Reply Daniela Navarro April 27, 2018 at 7:00 pm

    Curly you look so good! Youve lost so much weight!

  • Reply Martina Maeyens April 27, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    When I see him I think of Sam of Dynasty

  • Reply SweetPea April 27, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    Holy crap he lost weight. If that was your goal, good for you bb. You rock whatever you do.

  • Reply JJGalz April 27, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    who tf is that

  • Reply Frank Wave April 27, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    He got skinny

  • Reply Jadessal April 27, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Who the hell is Curly? Lol.

  • Reply Ryan April 27, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    sus

  • Reply Prince April 27, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    He’s a bull mastiff I believe

  • Reply Holy Ghost April 27, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    The more I stare at it the weirder Curly's beard looks

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  • Reply Cameron MacMillan April 27, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    how much does the internet care about curly?

  • Reply Tracey Bell April 27, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    Curly why don't you do a doggie DNA test.

  • Reply Notorious Triggerella April 27, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    Curly losing that weight sis

  • Reply Rohan April 27, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    Gold digger ??????

  • Reply Electric April 27, 2018 at 11:22 pm

    I thought it said curry

  • Reply Zebulun Willies April 27, 2018 at 11:56 pm

    He's so gorgeous ?

  • Reply Prince-dela-Hood Productions April 28, 2018 at 12:00 am

    BUZZ FEED WHERE WE'RE ALL OUT OF IDEAS… ??

  • Reply Juan Esteves April 28, 2018 at 12:09 am

    he is a pitbull

  • Reply Sara Raadt April 28, 2018 at 1:43 am

    THAT’S NOT SELENA THAT’S JLO

  • Reply DanTheMan April 28, 2018 at 1:46 am

    Curly is super cool

  • Reply Carlie Sargent April 28, 2018 at 2:20 am

    You look so great! Not sure if you’ve been working out or eating right or both but it shows ☺️ or nothing and you’re just a magical unicorn ?

  • Reply Hailey Schleter April 28, 2018 at 4:17 am

    Okay…but Curly looks SO GOOD in this video! ??

  • Reply Enrique Marshall April 28, 2018 at 6:49 am

    I legitimately didn’t get a single one wrong.

  • Reply TheBeast IsBack April 28, 2018 at 9:34 am

    Who?

  • Reply Tania Marrero Gonzalez April 28, 2018 at 11:08 am

    Posh = Fashion

  • Reply Molto Dolce April 28, 2018 at 11:11 am

    wow he really grew up i hope hes not biphobic anymore

  • Reply Random Person April 28, 2018 at 11:16 am

    He's adorable!!!!!

  • Reply Isabela Sangiorgi April 28, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    curly is annoying

  • Reply sage s April 28, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    more curly videos!!

  • Reply Janet Perez April 28, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    I got everything right except for the spice girls one. I was hella wrong.

  • Reply DiscountPotato April 28, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    I picked Posh Spice now I'm low key ashamed. lol.

  • Reply Heather Ward April 28, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    It was confirmed in an interview by Posh that they used to make her lip sync at concerts, and they wouldn't even have her mic turned on.

  • Reply Mina Shirazi April 28, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    wow curly u lost a lot of weight…. plz make a video on how u did it

  • Reply ozomuro April 29, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    I love Curly! Hes my favourite french fry <3

  • Reply Dolphins will take over April 30, 2018 at 8:48 pm

    Omg I love this man

  • Reply Mia May 1, 2018 at 11:18 am

    i dont even know curly. i have an exam tomorrow. its very late. 🙁

  • Reply crab rangoonz May 2, 2018 at 5:09 am

    i need more curly!!! pls ;_;

  • Reply samantha sherman May 4, 2018 at 3:54 am

    WHAT THE HECK YOU LOOK SO HEALTHY

  • Reply Tiff Ripley May 7, 2018 at 6:15 am

    Hairy arm alert!!! Yessssss!!!

  • Reply Just Kelley May 8, 2018 at 2:17 pm

    Curly has the best laugh!

  • Reply ivan faltas May 10, 2018 at 12:35 am

    What a whole Fruit

  • Reply iicookiegodii May 10, 2018 at 2:58 am

    Frankie looks a lot like a American bulldog.

  • Reply szorohov85 May 10, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    omgggg he lost a lot of weight

  • Reply ɬɛʑʑ May 12, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    Oh woah, he’s lost a lot of weight

  • Reply Kristen Jacque May 15, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    Get Frankie a doggie dna test and make us a video!

  • Reply Dawn Palmer May 24, 2018 at 3:52 am

    Curly is awesome!

  • Reply WolfBro Gamers May 29, 2018 at 4:50 am

    Im suprised any non salvadoran knows what pupusas are

  • Reply wOw mEmEs May 31, 2018 at 1:33 am

    Some good Christian content

  • Reply gabrielle de la rosa June 7, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    curly is the hottest most adorable thing ever. can you be straight? or bisexual? or just like me?

  • Reply Willow August 29, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Other guy: ooooohhhh girl smell that
    Curly: Why you smell it that hard tho?

  • Reply Dipo Mollah October 11, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    alh yklf al aaabook

  • Reply Olive December 30, 2018 at 8:49 am

    I fuckin hate his biphobic ignorant ass.

  • Reply Rhys Middleton July 3, 2019 at 1:39 am

    So dreamy and sexy ???

  • Reply lauri mcnally October 7, 2019 at 2:49 am

    Thought you were deeper then $$$$$$$ Youtube reality

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