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Ellen Takes a Buzzfeed Quiz

October 12, 2019


– I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT. IT’S A SERIOUS ADDICTION
THAT IS SWEEPING OUR COUNTRY. I AM TALKING ABOUT
BUZZFEED QUIZZES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?
BUZZFEED QUIZZES? DOES ANYONE NOT KNOW WHAT
BUZZFEED QUIZZES ARE? OKAY, WELL,
THEY’RE PERSONALITY TESTS THAT PEOPLE SHARE ON FACEBOOK. THEY’RE VERY, VERY POPULAR. THEY ASK VERY RANDOM QUESTIONS. THERE’S ONE CALLED “WHAT KIND
OF PIZZA SLICE ARE YOU?” THERE’S ONE CALLED
“WHICH MUPPET ARE YOU?” HERE’S A BETTER QUESTION,
HOW DOES IT HELP YOU IN LIFE TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF PIZZA
YOU ARE? “OH, I’M A MUSHROOM PIZZA. THAT’S WHY I DON’T LIKE SAILING.
THAT EXPLAINS IT.” I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, BUT ANYWAY, I HEARD THERE
WAS ONE ABOUT ME, AND IT’S CALLED “WHICH QUEEN
OF COMEDY ARE YOU?” AND THE OUTCOMES
ARE ALL FEMALE COMEDIANS LIKE MYSELF AND TINA FEY
AND AMY POEHLER, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SEE
HOW ACCURATE IT IS, AND I WOULD TAKE A QUIZ
RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF YOU AND SEE IF I’M ME. [cheers and applause] SO THE FIRST ONE, IT SAYS
“PICK A TV SHOW.” I’M A FAN OF ALL THESE.
I LIKE “TRUE DETECTIVE.” I LIKE… WELL, I LIKE ME. OKAY.
I’M GONNA PICK ME. SOMEONE SAYS,
“WOMEN AREN’T FUNNY, YOU…” COCK AN EYEBROW
AND SAY NOTHING. CALMLY TELL THEM
WHERE THEY CAN GO. GET INTO A HEATED DEBATE
AND WIN. I’M JUST GONNA COCK AN EYEBROW
AND SAY NOTHING, ‘CAUSE YOU CAN’T TALK TO PEOPLE
LIKE THAT. “PICK A DRINK.” OH, THERE’S SEVERAL I LIKE. THAT’S HARD. I’M GONNA SAY RED WINE. ALL RIGHT, “KIDS ARE…” THAT’S WHAT I JUST HAD,
SO I’M JUST, YOU KNOW… KIDS ARE THE WORST.
WONDERFUL AND HILARIOUS. A LOT OF WORK. THEY’RE TINY GERM SACKS.
THAT’S WHAT I’M GONNA SAY. WELL, THEY ARE. THEY ARE. [cheers and applause] THEY’RE ALSO WONDERFUL
AND ALL THOSE THINGS AND A BIG RESPONSIBILITY
AND THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE, BUT THEY’RE–I– GERM SACKS. “FRIDAY NIGHT, WHERE ARE YOU?” ON TWITTER. SPEAKING AT A CHARITY EVENT. I’M GONNA SAY ON TWITTER,
‘CAUSE I BROKE IT, SO I’M GONNA SAY I… [cheers and applause] PICK A VICE. MM, THERE’S A LOT ON HERE
I LIKE. UM… I LIKE… I LIKE TV.
I THINK THAT’S A GOOD VICE. I THINK THERE’S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT. “THE INTERNET IS…” AWESOME BECAUSE OF TWITTER. THAT’S WHAT I’M GONNA SAY. “POLITICS ARE…” OH, BOY. [chuckles] UH… I’LL SAY A NECESSARY EVIL. ALL RIGHT, I AM… CHELSEA HANDLER. [cheers and applause] HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? UH, I DON’T KNOW IF THEY’RE AS
ACCURATE AS EVERYBODY SAYS. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, CHELSEA. I’M…YOU. AND… I WONDER IF SHE LIKES TO DANCE.

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100 Comments

  • Reply Maddie G June 22, 2018 at 3:17 am

    At around 1;50 she said “ kids are… see that’s wat I just had!” Then I relize she was not taking about kids but the red wine…

  • Reply Dan M June 24, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    That's offendingim a kid 😠 but I still like your show🙃

  • Reply tk king June 26, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    I did that quiz and I got Ellen DeGeneres. My mamaz got Melissa mccarthy.

  • Reply Girly channel July 1, 2018 at 5:20 am

    1:56 excus me i am a kid 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • Reply Ava Savage July 6, 2018 at 4:30 pm

    I feel like this quiz was made for Ellen😂

  • Reply Maggie Lin July 10, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    “Just to see if she likes to dance..” I’m dying😂😂😂😂😂

  • Reply Anoushka July 12, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    I was expecting Chelsea

  • Reply Raula Alice July 12, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    I wasnt listening for a second and i thought she was doing a ,what kind of pizzaslice are you‘ quiz but then she got chelsea and i got really confused

  • Reply Laila Ebrahim July 16, 2018 at 12:30 am

    I am 10 and I built now hate you because I am the cleanest person in the world 🌍

  • Reply Gjana Larson July 17, 2018 at 12:13 am

    tinygermsacks

  • Reply angelcakes5000 :3 July 17, 2018 at 3:04 am

    Is it just me or does Ellen in the ending picture part look kind of like an elf on the shelf?

  • Reply Dirt522 Fortnite July 17, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    IM A KID ELLEN IM A KID!😡

  • Reply TheBeigeSpider - Gaming July 21, 2018 at 9:15 am

    e11en

  • Reply Random Musicwood July 23, 2018 at 9:44 am

    I still don't get why everyone cheers after every sentence she says..

  • Reply Tselmuun Erdenebileg July 23, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    It’s funny because I got Ellen

  • Reply Meredith Kelly July 23, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    I took this and got Tina Fey.

  • Reply Erin Stiles July 25, 2018 at 8:33 am

    Omg ‘kids are tiny germ sacks’
    LOL I am a kid!😂😂😂😂

  • Reply And I oop- July 26, 2018 at 1:42 am

    Too bad Tiffany Haddish wasn't big yet…

  • Reply riverdale crack July 27, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    Buzz

  • Reply let's try Art July 30, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    I'm a kid 🙁

  • Reply hokey pokey August 1, 2018 at 2:08 am

    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo buzzfeed

  • Reply Bravado August 1, 2018 at 7:37 am

    BuzzFeed quizzes r really good

  • Reply Art Wizard August 1, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    When it was 3:14 it turned 3:14 I got scared

  • Reply you a thot August 6, 2018 at 4:18 am

    0:37 Dory doesn't like to sail 😱😱

  • Reply Ethan Vo August 6, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    I want Ellen to do the “Which character from Finding Dory are you?”

  • Reply Ruby MCIVER August 11, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Im not a tiny germ sack!!!

  • Reply sophie elise Elise August 14, 2018 at 4:23 am

    I’m a tiny germ sack then 😡

  • Reply parie kaur August 16, 2018 at 8:27 am

    Not sponsored by BuzzFeed.

  • Reply Γιωτα Τσαλικη August 16, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    So true!!!

  • Reply Esther Rosi-Kessel August 21, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    Oh no Elllen isn’t Ellen 😂

  • Reply BtsKookieBunny 101 August 22, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    She shoulve done a Bts quiz with Bts!!!

  • Reply Ërîkã Çøśtėlłār August 26, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    I am addicted to taking these quizzes
    This is so relatable

  • Reply Emma De Smurf September 2, 2018 at 9:09 pm

    OMD DID ANY1 ELSE DO THE SAME QUIZ AND PICKED THE SAME ANSWERS AS ELLEN WITH HER JUST 2 SEE WILL U GET THE SAME AS HER AND DID!!???

  • Reply Chloe Hardwick September 9, 2018 at 5:00 am

    Well stuff buzzfeed

  • Reply Fleur Lilwall September 20, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    I took the same quiz and got Ellen 😂😂

  • Reply Sanaa Latif September 22, 2018 at 11:55 am

    I got Tina Fey

  • Reply Lacie Laurens September 23, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    "there is one thing sweeping the nation…"
    at this moment i REALLY wanted her to say brooms

  • Reply Tshegofatso Rapetsoa October 22, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    I am offended by Ellen

  • Reply Madhav Suresh November 5, 2018 at 11:46 am

    im a tiny germ sack

  • Reply Go Get A Life November 10, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    2018 any1???

  • Reply Hannah J November 12, 2018 at 12:59 am

    I watch too much Ellen I should do my homework.

    Also Me: ohh Ellen is a homework helper that will help me

  • Reply gracie moore December 9, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I guess I’m a germ sack now…

  • Reply Creepypasta 318 December 12, 2018 at 2:34 am

    “ I like me “ can’t relate

  • Reply Random Android January 2, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    OH GOD NO

  • Reply Azeema Farook January 10, 2019 at 11:35 am

    I played it and got Ellen DeGeneres.

  • Reply Madelyne Rush January 10, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    i got lena dunham

  • Reply madison January 10, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    Pick a vice? More like listen to vices & virtues

  • Reply Itz_Bella January 14, 2019 at 11:46 am

    Excuse me? I am NOT a TINY GERM SACK

  • Reply Hayden Brown February 5, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    How….could….you…not…get…..YOU?

  • Reply Elizabeth Gillies Is Perfect February 10, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    ELLEN KEEP IN MIND I AM SENDING YOU A LETTER, MY NAME IS JADA YOU SHOULD GET IN AT LEAST 3 WEEKS💞

  • Reply Regular Username February 26, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Ellen:
    Audience: asksksksa sksksksjjsksksksjsjsk

  • Reply Aria Falco March 13, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    – KNOCK KNOCK:
    – WHO'S THERE?
    – stocazzo!

  • Reply MrNikkimaxine March 18, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    At 1 am

  • Reply Elle Miller March 24, 2019 at 5:54 am

    Oh im sorry teacher I was up late doing an Ellen Show binge again

  • Reply HichamSkiii March 28, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    3:24 for a second i thought it said cheese handler 😂😂😂

  • Reply Anna S April 1, 2019 at 4:28 am

    It’s 12 am I am sad I need to sleep

  • Reply Shail Patel April 3, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    Thanos : I will finally rest and watch the sunrise on a peaceful universe
    Ellen : and we will dance.

  • Reply Taylor Smith April 3, 2019 at 3:14 pm

  • Reply Book Butterfly April 5, 2019 at 10:16 am

    “Tiny germ sacks”

  • Reply Carolyn Brosnan April 7, 2019 at 4:05 am

    I still play them 😂😊

  • Reply Random Youtube Channel April 7, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    i tried the quiz and i got ellen.

  • Reply S T A R D U S T April 8, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    You should do which fish am I from finding dory?

  • Reply Can we get to 100 subscribers With out any videos? April 13, 2019 at 10:46 am

    I swear at 2:39 there's a woman who looks like Emily's mom in pretty little liars.
    They really need to bring that back.

    Like, REALLY

  • Reply Lucja Swietoslawska April 16, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    666 dislikes

  • Reply Lisa Wall April 20, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Now I want to find which pizza slice I am.

  • Reply Luna Everdeen April 21, 2019 at 1:16 am

    There is one that is " make your dream cake and we will tell you what type of gymnastics you should do."

  • Reply Jia Nation's April 25, 2019 at 3:26 am

    Buzzfeed:pick a vice
    Me:Vice Ganda?

  • Reply Narendra Malla April 25, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    667 unlikes are done by kids actually 🤣🤣

  • Reply Chelsea Tong May 4, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    My name is chelsea

  • Reply Marmalade Bear May 5, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    I hope I’m not the only one who does these quizzes for fun? Lol.

  • Reply ranim faizul May 6, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Who else immediately went and took the quiz after this video?

  • Reply ranim faizul May 6, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Who else immediately went and took the quiz after this video?

  • Reply MARRY THE NIGHT May 9, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    sponsored by BuzzFeed

  • Reply Joanne Espejo June 1, 2019 at 2:49 am

    One does not simply “watch one Ellen video”❤️❤️❤️

  • Reply Tan Crator June 1, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Hey everyone I really like Buzz feed and the Ellen show and I think this is a great channel and challenge

  • Reply Sydney's World June 9, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    Ellen I'm a kid and in afended

  • Reply Courtney Thirlaway July 1, 2019 at 8:05 am

    I thought it was my strange addickshon

  • Reply fairy liights July 2, 2019 at 1:11 am

    you should see what BTS got

  • Reply RoseTheDumDum July 3, 2019 at 4:01 am

    Im you ellen

  • Reply zara adeel July 10, 2019 at 8:22 pm

    Ellen: It is very dangerous…. it’s called… Buzzfeed!
    😂😂

  • Reply Nomfundo Nomathemba Nhlapo July 11, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    I got Ellen!

  • Reply Adrianna Buerke July 11, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    I was trying to find a video of you that I could say something in the comments I am a big fan

  • Reply The Awesome Potato July 15, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    1:54 all kids are leaving the chat

  • Reply Anna Langston July 18, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    Buzzfeed- our quizzes are creepily accurate!
    Ellen- hold my ipad

  • Reply Paige Moore July 27, 2019 at 12:42 am

    Ellen didn't disable the comments 😝😝😝😂😂😂

  • Reply Marisol Bloomfield July 31, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    I do at least 5 of these a day

  • Reply DemiGodGirl July 31, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    We all know buzzfeed would never give her ellen lol

  • Reply FiLmX pOp August 2, 2019 at 7:56 am

    How dare you Ellen I’m a kid

  • Reply MrNikkimaxine August 2, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    For now be inside and outside that feeling like how am now

  • Reply Pilletta Doinswartsh August 2, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    1:15 – Funny that one of the choices wasn't……………….."Prove them wrong and make them laugh"

  • Reply Adam Adams August 8, 2019 at 2:10 am

    ellen : says one thing
    audience: [cheers and applause]

  • Reply Ntombekhaya Zibi August 11, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    I'm trying to watch Ellen Videos so I can finish my assignment… but I can't. Ellen is addictive

  • Reply Eva P August 31, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Who watchin in 2019

  • Reply Shubhodeep De September 1, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    I am Batman

  • Reply Darine Al-Rajab September 5, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Poo

  • Reply Macey Todd September 8, 2019 at 1:16 am

    I did that quiz and i am Ellen

  • Reply Lara Robinson September 8, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    What's a vice

  • Reply Smruthi Pradeep September 19, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    I got Ellen, lol!!!😂😂😂

  • Reply Fortnite rankings October 9, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    Ellen: how does it help you life to find out what pizza slice you are
    Me: how does it help you in life to watch Ellen
    Also me: still watching ellen

  • Reply Singing Llama October 10, 2019 at 4:11 am

    Ellen when people diss women: You can’t talk to people like that
    minute later
    Ellen: Kids are germ sacks

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