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Black Market Price Is Right (GAME)

October 19, 2019


– Are you in the market for some
low-priced body parts? – Let’s talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ – (spooky voices) Good Mythical Morning!
– Muahahaha! We have pre-released our final video of…
– Woo-hoo! – …Sketchtober, it’s called Did You Get
Me Anything? over at vessel.com/rhettandlink So check out that pre-release right now.
Well, not right now. Hang out with us a little bit and then click over a little
bit later, you got time later. – You got time. You know, the spiders
really had their way with the set over the weekend, Link!
– Welcome to Halloweek, everybody! Spoo-oo-oo-ky.
– Okay, ah. – It’s gonna take us ’til Christmas
to clean up all that web junk. – Alright. The internet can be a really
dark place, and I’m not just talking about the dark web, I’m talking about just the
buying and selling market that’s out there on the internet. And if you
wanna get illegal on the internet, you can do that on the illegal black market.
And we’re gonna play a game today… – We don’t recommend it.
– …to see how much experience you have with the black market, or just how good
of a guesser you are. It’s time to play: Black Market – Price is Right
(spooky sound) Link Neal! (bell ringing) Come on down!
– Woo! That’s me! That’s me! Yeah! – You’re the only contestant…
– Woo! Yeah! – …on the Black Market Price is Right.
– Hey! – Welcome.
– My mom is a big fan of yours. – Oh, I’m popular with the older ladies.
(laughter) – Okay, this is how this is gonna work.
You got 7 rounds. I’m gonna tell you about a black market item, and then I’m gonna
give you two prices. You choose which price is right. If you get 4 out of 7,
you get to choose what’s in the mystery box. – I know how…I watch the show.
– You ready? – $5,500, Pat.
– I’m gonna give you some information… – 3 and 5, Alex.
– …and the woman that you see there over my left shoulder, that’s Stevie. She
will be revealing the prices (laughs). – Okay. Alright! Puttin’ Stevie to work finally!
– That’s not Nartu-Fody. You thought it was. – Alright.
– Here we go. – Dressed in all black.
– Betty Lou… – You’re like a roadie.
– …can I read my question? (Stevie laughing)
– I’m sorry. – You’re the contestant. Betty Lou
recently lost her arm from the elbow down after attempting to retrieve her cat
from a wood-chipper. Never one to turn down a good deal, Betty heard that you can
get a hand AND a forearm for one low price on the black market. How much does this
buy one, get one free cost? – Are they attached to each other?
– I believe that they are. This is a arm from the elbow down.
– I mean, this is a, I wouldn’t wanna pay $385 because I’d be like, I want it to
function. I’m hoping it’s $5,500 for a human arm and a hand? And this is real.
– This is real. These are real prices. I bought all these things myself.
To prove it. No I didn’t. – I mean, I gotta say $5,500…
– Okay! – …there’s no way it could be…
– Reveal the price, Stevie! It’s $385! – Are you kidding me? Whose is it?
– I don’t know. Apparently there’s a lot of these to go around.
– Really? – Not off to a good start.
How ’bout this, Link? – You’re kiddin’ me.
– The U.S. exports almost 125 million dollars worth of bull semen every year.
That’s not a question, that’s just a statement. Being an enterprising young
man, Larnell decides to break into the local dairy farm refrigerator and grab
the semen from the prize bull, Babe. That’s a Paul Bunyon joke.
– So these are cows dressed as sailors, I hope. No, this is not that.
– No, sir. How much could Larnell ask for ONE millimeter of bull semen on the
black market. One milliliter of BULL semen. – That’s, okay. Okay. Okay.
That is not a lot. – Did I mention that it’s bull semen?
– No. I mean, you can make a bull with that. – Yeah. Oh yeah.
– Or a cow. – You can make twin bulls, maybe.
– Um, so I’m thinkin’ $1,000. But there’s no way, but there’s a lot of it.
– One milliliter. – And that’s a little bit.
– It’s a very small amount. – I’m gonna say $10.
– Alright, reveal the price! It’s $1,000. (laughing)
– $1,000. $1,000 for a milliliter of that juice? – Yeah. Could you imagine if Larnell got
a gallon of that stuff? He could retire! (crew laughter)
– Okay, Link. Doing poorly. Rick’s upstairs neighbor Cory has a habit
of practicing his river dance skills at 3:42 A.M. Naturally, Rick has started
looking into hiring a black market assassin. – Oh no.
– How much money does Rick need to save up to terminate Cory’s clogging? I’d do
that if you were clogging up above me in a heartbeat.
– You don’t have to take the guy’s life, I mean, just take his clogs!
– (laughs) Well, that’s not how we work around here, it’s Halloweek.
– 25 grand or 110 grand? – To kill somebody. To have a hit man
kill somebody. What’s the goin’ rate. – I’m glad to say that I have no point
of reference for this. (laughter)
– Good. Good. – Um, this is scary stuff, man.
– Nah. – I don’t even feel right answering.
– That’s alright. (Stevie laughs)
I don’t care. – Okay, I’m not gonna answer.
– (laughs) No, we need an answer. – Uh, I mean again, you’re killin’ a
human being. I mean, that’s… – Right. Mhmm.
– …you can’t put a price tag on that. But if I would, I’m gonna pick the
higher one. 110 grand. – Alright! Reveal it. It’s…wrong.
(laughter) – What. You’re gettin’ like a low
budget assassin! – No, that’s what it costs to kill somebody
these days, man. The economy’s tough. – Dude.
– You’ve missed all three so far. (crew laughter)
– So I’m…I gotta go against… – Mystery box, you gotta run the table
they call that runnin’ the table, Link. – I got a lotta good reasons, right?
– Last Thursday, while scraping gum off her ceiling, Destiny forgot that the
ceiling fan was on and it ripped her scalf – scalp, clean off.
– Her scalf. – Luckily for Destiny…
– The scalf is the thing under your scalp when it gets ripped off.
– …1.8 billion people work in the black market and some of them sell human scalps.
How much do they charge for those scalfs? – Are they living scalps? Like, are they
transplantable? Or is it just for like a, “Hey look at this, I got a dried up scalp.”
(Stevie laughs) “On my shelf.”
– Uh… – Which you would do that.
– I can’t honestly say I know the answer to that. – Oh. Well this is a crapshoot.
607, 700 hundred dollars for a scalp, I mean, I’m disturbed that you
could purchase this. – And we could actually afford one of these.
– I mean, I’m just gonna guess, $700 so I’m going against that ’cause I’ve been
wrong every time and I”m going with $607. – Alright, let’s see!
Together – $607! – Go against instinct, Link!
– And it works. – Follow that rule in life and you’re
gonna be great. Alright. (laughs)
– The illegal animal trade nets more than 10 billion dollars every year thanks to
people like Steve. Steve’s lonely and wants to sleep next to something living
instead of his girlfriend shaped body pillow. Heh heh.
– (mocking) Heh heh. – So he purchases…
(Stevie laughs) – “I said girlfriend shaped body pillow. Heh heh.”
– So he purchases a 170 pound Komodo Dragon. How much does it cost?
– A 170 pound Komodo Dragon? – They’re big.
– Wow. – Are they $300,000 or $30,000?
That’s a big lizard. – But it’s still a lizard. I mean it costs
25 grand to kill a human being, but you gotta pay at least 30 grand for a lizard?
What world are we livin’ in? – A black market, Link.
– (laughs) Uh, I hope it’s 30 grand. Don’t pay $300,000 for a…but that’s
the big one. I think there’s lots of risk. – Hmm.
– I’m going against my instinct again. – Okay.
– 300 grand. – Alright, you’re wrong.
– Agh! I was right! – For $30,000 man!
– That makes no sense anyway. – For a teacher’s salary you can get a
Komodo Dragon. Alright. Dave is redecorating his man-cave with a
trendy Silence of the Lambs theme. Skin is sold on average in chunks of
22 square feet, which is exactly how much Dave needs to upholster his Chaise
Lounge! How much will Dave shell out for 22 square feet of skin? $2,640 or $89.99?
– 22 square feet. That’s not a lot. That’s not enough to cover a chair.
– It’s enough to cover a human. – No it’s not. 22 square feet?
– 22 square feet we’ve did some research, is about the average amount of skin on all of a person.
– Oh. It’s a human skin. Is it intact? – Well, I think so.
– I mean it can’t be $90 for a human skin, like, this is real human skin?
– Real human skin, Link. – Guh. I mean, this is way under priced.
This is a deal either way, so I’m going, I think it’s $2,640, and I’m going against
instinct and I’m gonna say $89.99 as crazy as it seems, that’s my answer.
– Link! – You told me to go against my answer!
– Whoa, you just spit! How much is that worth? – $89.99? What is it, like a…
– $89.99! – …a joke. That was like to say…
– You said to go against your answer! (Stevie laughing)
– All of them have been jokes! – Link, you’re not gonna win what’s in the
mystery box, I’m gonna get to open it. But, this is just for giggles. Just giggles.
– Bon Qui Qui loves her… – The only…
– Hold on… – You said Bon Qui Qui, let me stop there.
The only thing that makes me feel good about being so bad at this is how much
trouble Stevie is having moving these things. (Rhett laughs)
– So, at least I’m not the only one having trouble. So, Bon Qui Qui what?
– Bon Qui Qui loves her doll, but has grown tired of the not anatomically
correct plastic of its body. (Link laughs)
– She wants a real doll. – No.
(crew laughter) – Like, really real.
– Uh uh. – How much money will little Bon Qui Qui
need to dump out of her piggy bank in order to buy an entire human cadaver?
– Oh, a whole human. – Whole human.
– A whole human cadaver? – Intact, all the body parts.
– Half a million dollars or a quarter million dollars. Man. I mean, you kill
a person for 25 grand, that’s quite a margin. – And you sell them for $500,000 – oh,
I just gave you the answer. (laughs) – Oh, okay. $551,473.
– The reason I knew that is because I’ve been thinking about this business plan,
man! You kill for $25,000 you sell for, that’s like a crazy…
– That was my point. – Multiple thousand percentage, man.
We should, we’re in the wrong business. – Business opportunity.
– Link, you didn’t win, but I’ll tell ya. – Let’s keep ’em in suspense about what’s
in the mystery box ’cause I didn’t win. But what do I get, a dollar?
– Yeah, I’m gonna give you a dollar. – Alright. Thanks for liking and commenting
and NOT agreeing with any of these things being right. – Not the five.
– For being on the black market. It’s wrong. – It’s…the one.
– You know what time it is. – “Hi, I’m David and I’m from
New York and I just came back from Disney World! And it’s time
to spin the Wheel of Mythicality!” – Remember our last sketch of Sketchtober:
Did You Get Me Anything? has been pre-released on Vessel.
vessel.com/rhettandlink check it out! – Click through to Good Mythical More
where we’ve got more black market body part stuff. We got the scoop on that.
– And we’re gonna sell ’em. – Eulogy for someone who died
reading Yelp reviews. (funeral music)
– Well, we’ve all gathered here today to celebrate the life of one, Bobby Adams.
– Bobby Adams had a special habit that made him a little unusual. Uh, he just
loved, he loved to read Yelp reviews. – He never ate anything, he never visited
any of these restaurants. He lived vicariously through these Yelp reviews.
– He had a way of experiencing… – It was sad.
– …the heart of a restaurant by reading the reviews of a restaurant.
– It’s as if he could taste “text” but only in Yelp reviews. To the point where he
started trying to taste the text. – That’s really where we’re gettin’ at.
– And then what happened? – It’s that you shouldn’t try to taste
text because Bobby did. – He licked his phone, which had
Yelp reviews on it. – And then he died.
– ‘Cause there was some sort of E-Coli or somethin’ on his phone, I don’t know.
– But, you know he died doin’ what he loves. Together – Reading Yelp reviews.

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100 Comments

  • Reply Twisted Madness September 6, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    6:56 your killing someone not buying them as a body pillow, that’s why a Komodo dragon cost more

  • Reply Garcia Dani September 7, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    stevie is pretty.

  • Reply Sally Otley September 16, 2018 at 1:30 am

    "You could make a bull with that!"- Link 2015

  • Reply SinriWoah LIVE! September 18, 2018 at 5:27 am

    Stevies havin' some issues with them cards…

  • Reply Jocelyn Eva Seagreen September 23, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    If a guy got a penis transplant would it be gay if he jacked the beanstalk?

  • Reply Mo I September 26, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Stevie looks like an angel ?

  • Reply Mamodokod September 29, 2018 at 9:03 am

    Hold on did she save her cat

  • Reply Richard Duncan October 1, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    Don’t forget about Stevie, Rhett!

  • Reply Erik Klein October 2, 2018 at 5:25 am

    Yay Stevie

  • Reply Lem Andreza October 2, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    economy is tough link ??

  • Reply I am Shade October 4, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    The "time to spin the wheel" people at the end always make me laugh. Some of these people man.. Smh

  • Reply sara delancey October 6, 2018 at 12:29 am

    It costs more to get a lizard then to take away a human life. *clap *clap *clap this i my world now, great

  • Reply k*don* October 7, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    9:45 rhett sounds like a creepy old game show host from the 70s

  • Reply Starlin Wright October 16, 2018 at 1:25 am

    I hate myself for getting them all right but I'm still strangely proud that I did

  • Reply Indira Wylie October 19, 2018 at 6:10 am

    HOLY HAIR 2k18

  • Reply El Diablo06 October 21, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    stevie is very beautiful

  • Reply Catalyst-Chris October 26, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    How do they know these prices?

  • Reply Justin McMillin November 2, 2018 at 2:57 am

    Does stevie like chubby white guys??? Asking for a friend…..

  • Reply Titan AXO November 10, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    im not tryna be a creep but damn stevie is a cutie

  • Reply Titan AXO November 10, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    and don't try to open the dark web for some low low price human lego parts cause someone can hack u

  • Reply Nuno Valadas Cardoso November 13, 2018 at 11:28 pm

    i guessed every price

  • Reply Dragon’sScaleGaming November 14, 2018 at 12:51 am

    Good sir, are you still sellin’ that ear on Craig’s List? Where do we meet?

  • Reply WilsonScooterBlueberry Love November 14, 2018 at 6:02 am

    #bonquiqui

  • Reply WilsonScooterBlueberry Love November 14, 2018 at 6:03 am

    Decode this message
    4(355 @;$ “8;’ @43 @23#9:3

  • Reply Vanillux November 16, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    to kill someone all you really need is like a ten dollar weapon dont hire an assassin oh crap the fbi are waiting outside be right back

  • Reply Kaleb Israel November 18, 2018 at 6:57 am

    this reminds me of when I was a kid

  • Reply Cody Minshall November 25, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    let's not talk about that?

  • Reply Metro Iggn November 30, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    how much does stevie cost?

  • Reply ANGERY OTTER December 1, 2018 at 9:27 am

    “Dat junk” lol

  • Reply Unicorn Playz December 2, 2018 at 4:46 am

    Hi

  • Reply C0mm3nT4T0r December 2, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    rip vessel.com

  • Reply Joseph December 7, 2018 at 12:35 am

    "Are you in the market for some low price body parts" No, are you?

  • Reply OolivedoO Œ December 8, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    Wonder how they got these prices

  • Reply Counting Sheep 123 December 24, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    lol. Link lost, but Rhett had to shell out a dollar 🙂

  • Reply Bec January 1, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    cow is the species, bull is the male and heffer is the female. but cow is the species, just like chicken is the species, its either rooster or hen

  • Reply DungeonDude01 January 4, 2019 at 7:42 am

    after intro what kinda stuff you got?

  • Reply Spencer January 4, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    hitmen have it good kill 25k sell the body for half a mill

  • Reply Thaumatomane January 5, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    5:08 That moment of sad clarity on Link's face as the realities of human depravity dawn on him is beautiful, hilarious, and tragic!

  • Reply Becky Lin January 9, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    1/09/2019

  • Reply Richard Soucy January 9, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    2019?

  • Reply KarmaKazi DE January 12, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    2019 anyone??

  • Reply XxNatsuxX Gaming January 22, 2019 at 7:27 am

    That girl smiles make me remember to my ex lol??

  • Reply Amy Scalf January 30, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    5:23 DUDES I AM FEELING SO FAMOUS!!! Scalf is actually a misspelling of Scarfe. That's how I got this name.

  • Reply Elizabeth Isert February 18, 2019 at 7:18 am

    When Rhett pulled out his wallet to give Link a dollar, i totally expected him to hand Link a coin dollar(canada) but it was paper! Weird

  • Reply Aisha February 22, 2019 at 3:04 am

    LOL @ Rhett giving out the answer

  • Reply Ryuzakai Hirokai February 27, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    …how did they discover this information…

  • Reply Topazspiral March 7, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    I love when Rhett is a game show host he’s so funny

  • Reply Bryant NorCal March 12, 2019 at 5:34 am

    How much for the blondie?!?

  • Reply J. P. March 13, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    3:35 Strange to see a gameshow host drink on camera. Usually that happens before the filming starts.

  • Reply peculiar toad March 14, 2019 at 8:21 pm

    if he had a gallon… $3,785,412

  • Reply Bigman Dennis March 17, 2019 at 6:07 am

    So it saying if someone died, rather than bury them, they could have them sold for $551k instead. Write in the will, I don't want my family to bury me, that do b a waste costing them money, instead sell me.

  • Reply Finding Reason March 18, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    Buy a stripper…

  • Reply DanaDoodles March 24, 2019 at 7:54 am

    They predicted the "hey" meme

  • Reply M’s Pictures March 26, 2019 at 2:30 am

    Wait, how do they know the prices and items…?

  • Reply Jeff Rustin March 31, 2019 at 12:52 am

    This is creepy because I’m on my way back from Disney world right now???

  • Reply nickotine45 April 3, 2019 at 6:07 am

    Stevie is so cute

  • Reply Anthony Kim April 18, 2019 at 1:31 am

    OH NO! I already donated my body to science!

  • Reply Steven Nelissen April 22, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    Don't judge me,

    -Steve

  • Reply Sir Comet April 25, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    the fbi's on them now for searching these prices

  • Reply E's for Ethan April 28, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    Hulk dabs in Endgame.

  • Reply Sylas viper May 2, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    funnily enough. some intermediate deepweb hitmen will offer their duties for as low as 3100-3900 for a low profile target. such as say a 30 year old IT teacher.

  • Reply Pro Gaming X7 May 5, 2019 at 1:19 am

    Lovely introduction

  • Reply Pedro Jory May 6, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    Whatching this video in 2019 and, wtf is this Link's hair? Lol

  • Reply Hey It's Ron Here May 8, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    I can assure you these prices are not accurate.

  • Reply Ya Boi May 10, 2019 at 10:33 am

    How does Rhett know these prices??

  • Reply you're gay! May 16, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    my mom told this story about these people she worked for that had a human skin lamp

  • Reply Jun July Channel May 19, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Next up : guessing prices at fish market

  • Reply Boutaina Soufraoui May 20, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    U sure this is not a wig?

  • Reply B-rad Mass May 21, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    I like how rhett hasnt changed at all over the ages but link did a full over the hill change ? he looks like an angsty college kid in this but in current episodes he shows a hip 40.

  • Reply Kelsey Deright May 24, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    that one guys would make 3785410 with a gallon

  • Reply Asa Simmers May 25, 2019 at 2:12 am

    my neighbor had a chicken named bonqueque

  • Reply LockDown3604 _ May 28, 2019 at 6:48 am

    its weird seeing link 4 years later bc if his hair ?

  • Reply Yvonne Vannatta May 31, 2019 at 12:57 am

    The mountain the rooster stood on in the intro looks like the mountain next to salty springs in fortnite. 🙂

  • Reply Isaak Jacoby June 4, 2019 at 7:16 am

    but just think about how he would get that gallon

  • Reply Jaelyn Sneddon Home account June 5, 2019 at 2:52 am

    " Are they living scalps? "

    – Link Neal 2015

  • Reply OG Fight night June 9, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    I get my body parts for free

  • Reply Christian Cuneo June 13, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    How much to buy Stevi?

  • Reply Shikhar Srivastava June 14, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    Whatever happened to Vessel?

  • Reply LAURA NUNEZ June 17, 2019 at 5:39 am

    ❤️❤️❤️

  • Reply kitty ruler June 17, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    me wrapping eyeballs in candy wrappers after I went on a shopping spree on "amazon"

  • Reply D0NMEGA June 21, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    Link sans

  • Reply Jarno Van de put July 15, 2019 at 3:57 am

    That Girls laugh is gorgeous

  • Reply Ryne Troast July 24, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    everything on here is perfectly normal!!

  • Reply Christine Gashe July 26, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    How do i order a asassin

  • Reply Matthew Hendricks July 26, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Does anyone else wonder how they got the prices

  • Reply ☆Spinel_Cult☆ July 30, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    4:51 Link is too pure for humanity. That's a man I can respect.

  • Reply Shumatsu Plaran August 6, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    I get the moral thing on the assassin man, but that's half what I make in a year at the low price. They can't only cater to the superrich or they barely get business.

  • Reply pycoo August 8, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Brb "milking" some bulls

  • Reply Liam Halberthal August 10, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    A komodo dragon shouldn't be there, you can get one as a pet, so unless getting a pet counts as that, komodo dragons shouldn't be there…

  • Reply Knight Gaming August 13, 2019 at 12:05 am

    Iv been on the dark net and a hitman is $10.000

  • Reply Myrcella Rykker August 20, 2019 at 2:48 am

    God, this is creeping me out

  • Reply Kandy Craven August 24, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Is it bad that I legit got all of those correct

  • Reply ClassyShows August 25, 2019 at 4:09 am

    Graceful work you have here.

  • Reply Christopher St.Pierre September 10, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    The FBI wants to know your location

  • Reply money moves September 15, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    so much nonsense filler in this show. JUST GET TO THE POINT

  • Reply Ruler World September 17, 2019 at 2:26 am

    These are like the math problems that youre given by the teacher that doesnt come back next year

  • Reply Spree Gaming September 20, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Is it weird that I already knew it cost 25k to put a hit on someone..?..?…

  • Reply Elizabeth B September 22, 2019 at 12:33 am

    What’s with the GTA font

  • Reply Aterhallsam October 8, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    What am I doing raising kids and feeding my family for 45k a year when I could be living the dream with 1 and a half komodo dragon?

  • Reply Ivan Krangnes October 13, 2019 at 12:41 am

    “ That’s a big one” “hmmm” made me laugh

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