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Being the Times Square Alec Baldwin – Mini-Mocks

December 5, 2019

Being an actor is all about jumping into
someone else’s skin, or in my case,
into their giant foam head. My name is Terrence and I’m
the Times Square Alec Baldwin. How do I set myself apart?
Well… You’re like a crossing guard
at the school zone. You (beep) idiot. I learned from the best. No, you’re walking like you
have to take a (beep). What are you doing?
Go upstage. A lot of people think
Alec has a short temper. Let me see if the head
is the problem. Let me do that.
Okay. But actually,
he’s just misunderstood. That was incredible. Talent does what it can.
Genius does what it must. And go. Your balls
are filled with helium. Suffer, suffer,
suffer, suffer. Also, sometimes he’s British. Is there enough love
for me in this room? Do you all love me enough?
Never. [inaudible 00:00:52] There’s so many beloved
characters in Times Square. SpongeBob, Pokemon, Pokewomon, but what are you
going to remember? The time you fake a smile
with a Ninja Turtle, or the time
you met legendary actor Alec (beep)
Baldwin? One thing people love about Alec Baldwin is how easy it is
to give him a hard time. Smile. Sometimes
that gets taken out on me. It’s like a form of therapy. Do the cops ever intervene? Yeah.
I guess you could say that. I have a high threshold
for pain. This one’s from a guy on his way
back from Yankee stadium. It was a bad day. Always be closing. I’ve tried all
the acting styles. I’m the boss, baby.
Meisner, Stanislavski, Adler, but nothing compares
to putting on his head and just letting my ego
do the performing. What I do is I give people a quintessential
New York experience. A lot of these other characters don’t even take
the art form seriously. To them, it’s just a gig.
Well, to me it’s passion. I don’t even take money.
If you give me money, I will throw it back
in your face. I think Alec would
be proud of that. Do you all love me enough?

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  • Reply Comedy Central Originals September 11, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    We’ve got plenty more stories of interesting people in more Mini-Mocks episodes right here:

  • Reply Wrist Lock September 11, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Sup comedy central? ?

  • Reply Tim Duffy September 11, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    Unlike Times Square's Elmos this guy has no previous arrests.

  • Reply JonnyNice September 11, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Was that supposed to be funny?

  • Reply Andres Valencia September 11, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    Hi comedy central! I love you

  • Reply Damien Kekahuna September 11, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Baldwin is a Democrat Hollywood punk ass weak fuck peace of shit asshole pedophile supporters treasonous traitor son of a bitch

  • Reply Damien Kekahuna September 11, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    He needs a good ass kicking punk ass Fuck face weak fuck

  • Reply DiTech September 11, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    wtf is that video?

  • Reply Big Trouble September 11, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Fuck you and your butthole buddy Alec Ball sucking Baldwin. He's a total piece of shit.

  • Reply imadvizinyounow September 11, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Trump 2020

  • Reply Kovorus September 11, 2019 at 8:02 pm

    Thought this was Vince McMahon.

  • Reply Sufyan Qureshi September 11, 2019 at 8:25 pm


  • Reply Esohe Obi September 11, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Where am I somebody wake me up.

  • Reply Jeffry McGrath September 11, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Alec Baldwin is the man and Comedy Central rules

  • Reply yani - September 12, 2019 at 3:01 am

    Uhh he Alec is awfully British omg his teeth ewww

  • Reply suddakkan September 12, 2019 at 6:43 am

    Don't like it

  • Reply Zestypanda September 12, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    So, if I go and start assaulting people and damaging property, will Comedy Central cover me?

  • Reply umang chauhan September 12, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    All this to create hype for his roast
    Nobody cares about alec Baldwin..

  • Reply Dollar Bill September 12, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Great video! Comedy Central keeping me laughing lol

  • Reply Et Cunning September 13, 2019 at 6:35 am

    Comedy central huh? Where's the comedy?

  • Reply Sum Ting Wong September 13, 2019 at 7:24 am

    How was he not arrested?

  • Reply Le Spam September 13, 2019 at 11:29 am

    This is why no one watches Comedy Central anymore. This isn’t funny. Does CC think the kids are super into the works of Alec Baldwin because of a show that ended a decade ago and no one watches religiously like the office?

  • Reply Justin Brown September 13, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Fuck ole alec. Phony man

  • Reply Derrick Gerstmann September 13, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    "You can't out act me boy, Don't even try."

    -Alec Baldwin

  • Reply Scioptic_Diamond September 13, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    When I hear Alec Baldwin voice I think of the boss baby talking?

  • Reply Logan Whitcomb September 13, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    It's so fake and boring

  • Reply Cr6479 September 13, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    Alec Baldwin can suck a d**k

  • Reply Joe Blow September 13, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    Alec Baldwin in an angry, stupid a-hole

  • Reply Plugged In September 13, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    Wow, they’re really doing their best to play cleanup for Baldwin after that stunt.

    I guess he used my “but I hate Trump too” card.

  • Reply Spooks McGhie September 14, 2019 at 12:24 am

    thought it was Todd Glass

  • Reply Zachary Johnson September 14, 2019 at 1:52 am

    Big head Alec in 1:41 was like "Mother&^%$#!" at the car.

  • Reply TheSoundOfTwang September 14, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    Painfully unfunny..

  • Reply Ham Berder September 14, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    I don't think anyone actually likes Alex Baldwin, what is with CC's big hardon for him?

  • Reply you_mad _bro September 14, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Wtf is this cringe not even funny looks so stupid

  • Reply Kevin Chen September 14, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Please let me run into this guy

  • Reply bruse wayne September 15, 2019 at 12:35 am

    Damn cc you have so much hate in your comment section, take that as a hint buncha idiots.

  • Reply 14598175 September 15, 2019 at 1:38 am

    How strange, I could only think of the same two instances in all his work where I saw talent too!

  • Reply Jules Squad September 15, 2019 at 3:15 am

    ? omg he gets so messed up everyday

  • Reply METALMAN4Wii September 15, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    Is this a Dig?

  • Reply Handy Lper September 15, 2019 at 3:04 pm


  • Reply Keith Cramer September 15, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Baldwin sucks fuck him. Bitch ass

  • Reply Cold Pulse September 15, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Is this a joke ?

  • Reply Javier Torres September 15, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Then they ask why do they get beat up on the streets ?‍♂️ this is not even remotely funny

  • Reply Visxon September 15, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Love ur videos can I get a shout out please

  • Reply VTG VIDEO'S September 16, 2019 at 8:30 am

    Omg when he through that milk shake at that van that shit had me dying lmao ???????

  • Reply Jim Meisch September 17, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Fuck him liberial shit.hes a coward and secretly likes grump

  • Reply Ka Dz November 15, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    1:45 Is that Hillary Swank?

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