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16 Personalities Running for President

October 11, 2019


– I know that none of you are
going to read my tax plan,
(patriotic music) much less understand it, so let me boil it down for you. If you vote for me, I will cut your taxes. I will give you more free stuff. And someone else will pay for it. Somehow. Yes, of course I’m running
a negative campaign, after all Teddy Roosevelt,
my favorite president, called the presidency the bully pulpit. How else is this supposed to be any fun if I’m not trolling my opponents? Our education system is way behind other developed countries. Folks, we only have an electoral college. We need to have an
electoral graduate school, perhaps even an electoral
doctorate degree. What is the government anyway? Does anybody really know? No seriously, I’m asking, does anyone know what the government is? Were I to meet with the
North Korean dictator, the first thing I would
do, the very first thing would be to pull out these questions, and make him answer
every single one of them. This is called, “36 Questions
that Lead to Love.” I will work across party
lines to balance the budget, and if they won’t cooperate, I will relentlessly harass and bully them, until they cave in. The other day I was at one
of our great national parks. And I spoke to a tree that was there. And the tree told me
that he was so concerned about pollution that he
didn’t have the energy to convert CO2 into oxygen. Folks, this is a predicament
that no American tree should find himself in. Casting a vote for one of my opponents is taking a major gamble on
the future of this country. So if you go to the ballot
box, and are thinking of voting for one of these clowns, you need to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk? Have you ever thought about the condition that we’re leaving the world
in for future generations? And if you have, do you have any advice on how to stop thinking about it? Because my therapist is out of ideas. We need prison reform in this country, to focus on rehabilitation
rather than retribution. So as president, I would
take these criminals, and I would send them to a big ranch. When I am president, I
will be on-call 24/7. If the country needs me,
wake me up at any time, whether it’s the middle of the night, or the middle of a cabinet meeting. As president, I will run things
smoothly and efficiently, so that I only have to
work four hours a week, and I will telecommute
for those four hours from an island in the South Pacific. We need to build a big
beautiful wall around Florida. Have you read the news stories
that come out of that place? It’s freakin’ bizarre. Climate change is a major
issue that we must face. Just last winter, I had to leave my house, and shovel snow off my driveway. I got blisters on my hands. I caught a cold, I even went snow blind. Never again. We need to warm
this place up way faster. I’m the smartest candidate
running for president, but I understand that the
only thing that really matters is my image on TV. So, I’m screwed. When I snap my fingers, you
will fall into a deep sleep. (fingers snapping) Now, when I snap my fingers again,
(strange hypnotic music) you will awaken and vote
for me on election day. Three, two, one. (fingers snapping) (upbeat music)
[as Barack Obama] I’m running for president,
and I talk like this. [as Bill Clinton] If you wanna be president,
all you have to do is talk kinda like this. [barely trying to do a George W. Bush impression] Strategery. [as Donald Trump] Believe me folks, believe me. Bam! Best presidential impersonator.

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100 Comments

  • Reply Frank James September 13, 2019 at 3:36 am

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  • Reply Willow September 16, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    As an ISTP, I'm very confused because I relate to your representations of ENTP more than I do my own type 😭 like maybe I need to retake this test man, one of the other videos I actually was in the same situation the ENTP was in and said the same thing ENTP did and that was like 15 years ago, but ISTP was just mildly relatable. ITS MBTInception PEOPLE.

  • Reply Ande Sloeijk September 16, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    lol the INTJ one, yes.

  • Reply Desiree Smith September 16, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Again right on the head with INFP.

  • Reply 施怡萱 September 16, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    you can't just post the actual primary debate and think we wouldn't notice

  • Reply Crowley September 16, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    We must build a wall around florida, best preposition ever haha

  • Reply Habba M.S. September 16, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Confirmed: I am an INTJ 😀

  • Reply Emilia Brady September 16, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Did you by any chance research the presidential candidates and figure out their personality types too?

  • Reply Jukiko September 16, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Haha yes! I love the infj one! I thinks it’s right on the mark a bit lol

  • Reply JustLivinLife September 16, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    strange music y’all shall vote for thee

    INFJ

  • Reply Natália Rapantová September 16, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Nice collection of ties and Yes we believe you lol

  • Reply z zahra September 16, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    I like your videos
    Amazing

  • Reply elena79rus September 16, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Is Bernie ISTJ?

  • Reply Klatcha Bobby September 16, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    As a part-time ESTP, I can say that the face in the thumbnail is quite accurate as I find myself making that face throughout the day.

  • Reply Klatcha Bobby September 16, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Hehe, as always both of my personalities were spot on (ESTJ/ESTP). I almost always get 49/51 on J and P which is why I say both!

  • Reply Danielle Ehoff September 16, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    The ENFJ one. HAHAHAHA love it

  • Reply McClain Pierce September 17, 2019 at 12:34 am

    The ISFJ was very accurate

  • Reply Jesse Bloom September 17, 2019 at 5:53 am

    Being infj is a curse😂 I can’t look or do anything without asking “why”. Why am I even commenting this. Anyone else feel me?

  • Reply Gospel Believer September 17, 2019 at 7:41 am

    Green party be like: 1:29

  • Reply Mielipuoli Siili September 17, 2019 at 9:18 am

    2:25
    "TO THE RANCH"
    -All nine-year-olds

  • Reply SDB4202012 September 17, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    If I'm being honest my logic is kind of like that as an INTP.

  • Reply Nazlin Munira September 17, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    enfp = the campaigner

  • Reply lombardo141 September 17, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    ESFP/ESTP. That’s our President Trump to the tee. 🤣🤣🤣

  • Reply STREAM CROSS GENE'S CORVUS TO IMPEACH TRUMP September 17, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Yang is an INTJ. #YangGang

  • Reply JockOnde September 17, 2019 at 8:26 pm

    Trump is ESTP, just saying.

  • Reply crshia September 17, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    much mirth. 🙂

  • Reply Tom Vrcek September 17, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    INTJ is basically Tim Ferriss

  • Reply Letícia Szot September 17, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    I just love the one that's going to be friends with North Korean president. Not my type but this would totally be my government plan. Hahaha

  • Reply Talaedas 52 September 18, 2019 at 12:20 am

    INTJ was great.

  • Reply Jack Frost September 18, 2019 at 1:53 am

    I thought it was INTJ before the label popped up. I could see myself in that. (Plus INTJ hadn't come up yet.) ;D So good! And yes, let's telecommute and make this thing very efficient. Honestly though, if you're working hard, then you're probably not working efficiently.

  • Reply TheSpokenWizard September 18, 2019 at 2:30 am

    As an ENTP, I would definitely be trolling my opponents! Lol

  • Reply Thea S September 18, 2019 at 5:31 am

    OH MY GOD THE CLIMATE CHANGE ONE

  • Reply Jabin Robbie September 18, 2019 at 5:32 am

    As an INTJ I can confirm that is what would happen if I run a country, that or I actually put effort into the country and take over the world

  • Reply Ande Sloeijk September 18, 2019 at 10:05 am

    Also please don’t mention or get involved with the bs CSJ is doing, he is a narcissistic POS just looking for attention.

  • Reply Soumya Midhun September 18, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    How are you so accurate?? How?? You Made my day FJ 🙂 now let me go hypnotize someone :p

  • Reply Abc Xyz September 19, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Handsome man

  • Reply Mandy Fard September 19, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Hilarious!

  • Reply Toby Pitton September 19, 2019 at 2:11 am

    I'm shook. I was so sure that the ISFP was INFP

  • Reply Toby Pitton September 19, 2019 at 2:13 am

    The ISTJ one deserves so much more credit

  • Reply Sarah Lamary September 19, 2019 at 2:42 am

    I love how he had a different time for every single one. (Although typically candidates go with either red or blue, just saying…)

  • Reply m. n. September 19, 2019 at 2:53 am

    Enfj always wanting the love

  • Reply Hannah Stokes September 19, 2019 at 3:15 am

    I like how ESFJ suddenly has a southern accent 😂

  • Reply Kenneth Hill September 19, 2019 at 6:10 am

    ENFP hit hard.

  • Reply Histoires de fou Caroline Henry September 19, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    You should totally do stand up with the concept 🤟🤟

  • Reply Gatcha Uni-ve September 19, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Aahh.. 36 questions lols I'm an ENFJ

  • Reply Alex September 19, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    I had to go outside lmao

  • Reply Taekwondoista September 20, 2019 at 3:52 am

    These are so good… best 16 personalities out there!

  • Reply The Jkey September 20, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    As an INTP I wholeheartedly agree

  • Reply Bayleigh Welch September 20, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    This is officially my favorite one, I laughed so hard😂😂😂

  • Reply anubisd101 September 20, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Trump's type: ESTP

    (2:53)

  • Reply Kinga Kristóf September 20, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    strict sounding promise of how he'll demand answers from the North-Korean dictator

    "I'll ask him this list. 36 questions… of love."

    Lmao. On point with ENFJ once again.

    The power of caring.

  • Reply Empress Tarot by Gabby Turner September 20, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    wondering now if Marianne Willliamson is an ENFJ Hmm…

  • Reply Empress Tarot by Gabby Turner September 20, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    So I thought the Obama impersonation was Pete Buttigieg at first… but then that's what Pete wants us to think too. 😉 Sorry Pete…

  • Reply Susanna Casillas September 23, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    1:08 woooowww

  • Reply Fenrir Xx77xX September 24, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Honestly the comment section on MBTI videos beside the theoretical ones always filled with mistyped idiots who said "Yes that's me."

  • Reply Fenrir Xx77xX September 24, 2019 at 5:41 am

    MBTI Community full with mistyped INTJs. Those who can only says that is so me, efficiency, etc, but cannot say any other traits beside what is told on internet, cannot tell their life experience as THE REAL THING, is a total impostor.

  • Reply Fenrir Xx77xX September 24, 2019 at 5:51 am

    90% of people who get their types, are mistyped. I had proved this theory by doing test in RL. I told my (*cough idiotic) teacher that he is awesome, I admired him, and he is actually an INTJ. He started searching for it, and the next day he suddenly becomes a stern person and telling everybody that he is the smartest, the most right, and cool teacher. The Barnum Effect is very high in MBTI Community. It's just the same as Astrology in this way.

  • Reply Hope Lorren September 24, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    You can wake me up at any time. Including during a cabinet meeting. 😂 I’M DEAD.

  • Reply Amaryllis Nightingale September 24, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    ??? is intp a joke? lmao

  • Reply Amaryllis Nightingale September 24, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    you matched the ties well the personalities: hats off

  • Reply Pierre Habimana September 26, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    As an infx I'm a bit disappointed

  • Reply Lucky Muddypaw September 28, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    infp yep, except i am the future generation

  • Reply Ella Noir September 28, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    I'm going to build a wall. A very beautiful wall.

  • Reply PiaNoONE September 29, 2019 at 6:34 am

    You just HAD to put the glasses on the ISTJ…
    …but then again, I also have glasses so maybe it's not so inaccurate

  • Reply Popplejam21 September 29, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Too relatable help

    -INFP

  • Reply Lord Demon September 29, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    "I will run things smoothly and efficiently, so that I only have to work for 4 hrs a week, and I will telecommute for those 4 hrs from an island in the South Pacific." That's it, that's my life goal right there

  • Reply Jennifer Rose September 29, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    ENFP IS ME AS PRESIDENT

  • Reply Olivia Rouse September 29, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    The ENFP: “or if I’m in the middle of a cabinet meeting” smart move. 😂

  • Reply AtarahDerek September 29, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    This reaffirms my assessment that Trump is an ENTJ.

  • Reply Salim Huerta September 29, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Omg the INTP on this one. How did you know ?

  • Reply Oliver Preston September 30, 2019 at 5:37 am

    your beto impersonation was classic🤣🤣

  • Reply Lindsey Kinnett September 30, 2019 at 6:04 am

    I'm a native Floridian… What he said, it's not a joke, it's for real 😂😂😂

  • Reply Kristen Teagarden September 30, 2019 at 6:55 am

    The INFP was terrifyingly accurate…😝

  • Reply Elisa September 30, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    I'm INFP.
    All the time my boyfriend keep saying "stop thinking about what is not under your control" like climate changes and all. After this video he told me "See! Is not just my opinion!"

  • Reply High Elven Wisdom And Love October 1, 2019 at 3:05 am

    If only one day a president could be an introverted intuitive, America would change in a big way.

    Your first one (ENTJ) sounded a lot like Trump, I wonder if he is that or an ESTP… 🤔

  • Reply Carly F. October 1, 2019 at 7:53 am

    I'm leaving out some of the types but…
    ENTJ: Warren/Bernie

    ENTP: Castro

    ISFJ: Yang

    ENFJ: Tulsi

    ESTJ: Klobuchar

    ISFP: Beto

    ISTP: Biden

    ESFJ: Kamala

    INTJ: Pete

    ESTP: Trump

    ISTJ: Pete x2

    INFJ: Marianne

  • Reply صفحة ماء October 1, 2019 at 9:39 am

    i see my self in this channel all the time

  • Reply Death Snevi October 1, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    INTJ as president:
    First Year – Fusion energy reactors across the country
    Second Year – Machine Revolution
    Third Year – Great Expansion
    Fourth Year – As the world belongs me…The republic should be reorganized into the FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE

  • Reply Min October 1, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    We need to warm this place up way faster 😂

  • Reply Anunder Pants October 1, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Cool

  • Reply Bella Trent October 1, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    as an ENFP, I can confirm: you can wake me up any time. Especially during a cabinet meeting.

  • Reply Raka Mukherjee October 2, 2019 at 2:53 am

    Imagine being an insp

  • Reply Emma Boney October 2, 2019 at 3:47 am

    Kinda sad ‘cuz I’m ESTP… and he used Trump as an example…

  • Reply ThatVanGirl October 2, 2019 at 5:24 am

    Intp is so accurate oml at least for me

  • Reply Caitlin Williams October 2, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    What political affiliation do you think Frank is? Curious!!

  • Reply Caitlin Williams October 2, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Does he have an official instagram?

  • Reply mehmehmeh October 3, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    You have a lovely tie collection.
    -An INTJ

  • Reply Kia K October 3, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Does someone know the last guy's name, because I have to vote on him.

  • Reply Andy Malik October 4, 2019 at 6:13 am

    I wonder if Frank James will win the presidency because of that hypnosis.

  • Reply Christianna Taylor October 5, 2019 at 6:28 am

    INFP here, too accurate. I wrote a paper on it for my final spring semester this year to try to make myself feel better 😂😭 It doesn't bother me as much now, I just need to not think about it 😣

  • Reply Fuu Miku October 5, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    Ok but I’m INTP and if that isn’t me,,
    I’m also pretty infp and that was right on point too

  • Reply Mini Magudas October 5, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    based off my limited knowledge and terrible knowledge of politics, here's each personalities party:
    DISCLAIMER: this is a satirical comment and should not be used to judge any of the political parties in any way shape or form, this is not meant to harass or blatantly insult any of them. I know it's crazy i have to put a disclaimer on a comment but you would not believe the amount of crap flinging going on in these threads.

    ENTJ – Democrat
    ENTP – Republican
    ISFJ – Republic
    ESFP – Libertarian
    ENFJ – Republican
    ESTF – Democrat
    ISFP – Green
    ISTP
    – Any
    INFP
    – Democrat
    ESFJ
    – Dr Phil Fanclub
    ENFP
    – Democrat
    INTJ
    – Libertarian
    ESTP
    – Republican
    INTP – Republican
    ISTJ
    – Libertarian
    INFJ – Cult of the Old Gods

  • Reply Megan October 8, 2019 at 7:26 am

    INTPs love winter and snow. It keeps idiots indoors and away from us. Global warming is a disaster for us.

  • Reply B&A Confirmed October 9, 2019 at 5:55 am

    Well, I am infj and at the beginning I was thinking about what would I say and came to a conclusion "It should be something evil." And it really was! I am not pretty sure if this is generally a good new, but it made my day better.

  • Reply Brianne October 9, 2019 at 7:29 am

    I was loving those ties, looking good FJ! 🙂

  • Reply Braavosi Broadcast October 9, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    ENTJ — Got my vote! Just gimme the cliffs notes.

  • Reply Angelika Krawczyk October 10, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    I disagree with ENTJ, like come on, we are the commanders and one of the personality that actually loves taking the responsibility and leading people, creating new ideas, being passionate about leadership. Are you seriously implying that and ENTJ politician wouldn't know what to do. Dude, most politician are ENTJ

  • Reply Jenna Maria October 11, 2019 at 12:00 am

    1:09 well… that was unexpected 💀💀

  • Reply Indiegirl007 October 11, 2019 at 1:47 am

    I'm shocked at how many ties you have.

  • Reply America Sur October 11, 2019 at 3:33 am

    Great work. INTJ very accurate

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